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HammHawk

@hammhawk.bsky.social
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Nearby, intact, & wearing a suit. Fuck trump; god save New Orleans

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HammHawk @hammhawk.bsky.social · 1h
Looking forward to journalists going to diners to get real america's take on the new delivery packaging for passports, since everyone said that was their top priority when they voted in 2024...
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HammHawk @hammhawk.bsky.social · 6h
Either word count or they wanted it to look like a real plan & realized it would look bad to only have one bullet
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HammHawk @hammhawk.bsky.social · 22h
My university has decided to "collaborate" by allowing google to come recruit students to the dark side with their AI bullshit. Anyone who knows any cognitive psychology will enjoy their pitch. And just for fun, I asked google's AI about learning styles. I got a response!
The google recruitment event on my campus. They invite students to the "Gemini Lounge" (no word on whether they encourage them to outsource their learning)A closer view of one of the Google Gemini banners that says "For the VISUAL learner"The results of a prompt to Google's AI asking whether learning styles are real or a myth. The initial response says, "The concept of learning styles--the idea that individuals learn better when instruction is matched to a preferred sensory modality like visual, auditory, or kinesthetic--is a scientifically debunked myth with no credible empirical support."
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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 22h
Best Sen Schmitt meme yet
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HammHawk @hammhawk.bsky.social · 22h
I guess I'm dense because I don't see what they were trying to prove anyway, other than that he knew someone who had an inappropriate affair.
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Senator Amy Klobuchar @klobuchar.senate.gov · 29/09/2026
Before calling someone a “dirtbag,” the Senator should have had his facts straight. An apology is in order. Glad one of us knew the difference between the Atlanta Hawks and the Iowa Hawkeyes!
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Sherrod Brown @sherrodbrownoh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
NEW AD: Listen to this sh*t.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Helen Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 29/09/2026
Trump’s new AI website is kinda fun, it turns out.
Can the president use taxpayer funds to air his old campaign ads on TV?

No. Federal appropriations law has long barred using taxpayer funds for political advertising.
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HammHawk @hammhawk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When will the military rise up??? I used to know a Navy SEAL and during trump I he said he liked trump because he supports the military. I wonder if he still feels that way or if the scales have fallen from his eyes...
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HammHawk @hammhawk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
In normal times, that's what we'd call a softball question. Should be a no-brainer, but he doesn't want to make papa mad by implying there weren't fine people on both sides. And this after claiming to be soooo focused on curbing antisemitism...
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HammHawk @hammhawk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
How long has he been telling us it's all going to be over "very soon"??
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Danny Cherry Jr (twitter/Insta/tiktok: @Deecherrywriter) @deecherrywriter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Trump won Louisiana by 22 points in 2024; currently, a La Dem. Senate candidate is trailing just 4 points behind his GOP opponent. I did a quick writeup on some of what was shown in the poll and talked to a La pollster about the reason for the small gap. medium.com/@danny.cherr...
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REPORTING: A Louisiana Democrat is just 4 Points Behind Republican Opponent in the Louisiana U.S.
Trump won the state by 22 points in 2024
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/09/2026
Animal Facing Extinction In 2003 Fucks Its Way Back theonion.com/animal-facing-extincti…
Animal Facing Extinction In 2003 Fucks Its Way Back
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Sam (ABeardedPanda) @abeardedpanda.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Gabe Ortíz @tusk81.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“All U.S. ticket sales will be donated to The Dollywood Foundation to support its flagship program, Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library” 📚 variety.com/2026/film/ne...
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Dolly Parton’s ‘9 to 5’ Returns to Theaters With Ticket Sales Donated to Dollywood Foundation After Star’s Death
Dolly Parton's '9 to 5' movie will be back in theaters for charity after her death, with proceeds going to the Dollywood Foundation.
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HammHawk @hammhawk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The BP oil spill (I live in Louisiana) reinforced to me that we're so happy when cos. use tech to do new things that we don't make them account for contingencies, and it's really backward. If they didn't know how to cap a spill, they shouldn't drill, and if AI makers can't control it, shelve it!
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HammHawk @hammhawk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This pissed me off a lot more than the Kawhi stuff, FWIW
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HammHawk @hammhawk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Tell me again what a perfect meritocracy we are...
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Alex Gibney @alexgibneyfilm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The trailer for my new film, "Musk," has just been released.
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HammHawk @hammhawk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
He likes it when people put their hand over their heart when they pledge allegiance to him
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HammHawk @hammhawk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCYt...
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Raising Arizona: "You want I should freeze or get down on the ground?"
YouTube video by Russell J. Prahinski
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David Corn @davidcorn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Brazen hypocrisy is not a bug, it's a feature. A really big feature.
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HammHawk @hammhawk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Will he ban her from the white house too?
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Doug Aoki 青木定夫 @nantanreikan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Winter's coming.
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HammHawk @hammhawk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is "terrifying"??? Jesus, pretty clear who's led a tragically sheltered life...
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HammHawk @hammhawk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Did you hear: THEY'RE TRANSING YOUR CHILDREN!!!! Once again, the ones who called us snowflakes find anyone remotely different from them "terrifying"
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HammHawk @hammhawk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
And you know if the 1-yr-old had shot an ICE officer, it'd be tried as an adult...
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HammHawk @hammhawk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm old enough to remember when announcing you were hiring a guy who ended most of the good things the government spends money on and repeats a nazi salute would've gotten you run out of town.
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HammHawk @hammhawk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Not sure who needs to hear this, but some of y'all on tv and podcasts need to up your nickname game. Just putting -y on the end of someone's last name is not a nickname. Just calling someone by their initials is not a nickname. These just sound like forced rapport. Get it together, people!
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HammHawk @hammhawk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Not sure what’s sadder: that someone had to put up this sign or that they thought it would make a difference
Sign in a bathroom that says “PLEASE STOP! Do not remove bulk hand towels from this dispenser. Taking stacks of paper towels out of the dispenser leaves the next person with nothing to dry their hands with. It is unfair to everyone else in this building who needs to utilize them. 
Thanks
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HammHawk @hammhawk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It's EXTREMELY important that everyone running against these fair-weather trumpers keep the receipts and shove them in their face at every opportunity.
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Steve Herman @newsguy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
MSNOW - Ford's Theatre, the playhouse where President Lincoln was assassinated, has been mentioned among federal properties that could carry Donald Trump's name. www.ms.now/news/trump-f...
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Trump aides explore attaching president’s name to Ford’s Theatre
The playhouse where Abraham Lincoln was assassinated has been mentioned among federal properties that could carry the president’s name, people familiar with the effort told MS NOW.
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
this is fantastic and I learned something new
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Average offensive lineman on TV: here is my analysis on the question asked and the game being played Average skill position guy on TV: I will now repeat the question and then talk about myself Average gambling expert on TV: I will now throw my own feces at the camera for 5 min
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HammHawk @hammhawk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Are they gonna kick everyone off so they can say Obamacare is incredibly unpopular?
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HammHawk @hammhawk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I will not be checking it out, but how would you even know--every speech he gives is the same, just his "greatest hits" of stupid nicknames and faux perplexity
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HammHawk @hammhawk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It's a white thing, but it's also a dem thing. Most of the recent dem presidents have come from modest means and made something of themselves, while the repubs have all been born rich. Obama was a different case--he had to be everything: brilliant, attractive, funny, real, stable... Everything!
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Brandy Zadrozny @brandyzadrozny.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Bonus for whoever wrote this chyron
Trump speaking at UN — MS NOW chyron reads: Trump touts being a peacemaker while asking if he should annihilate Iran
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HammHawk @hammhawk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
How soon til trump says "he was treated very, very unfairly" and pardons him?
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HammHawk @hammhawk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Every insurance exec in the world: "WTF are you thinking? Those are your best customers!!"
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Jeff Asher @jeffasher.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
New low approval rating just dropped
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Adam Rogers @jetjocko.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Fuck it, we’re doing five brains.
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HammHawk @hammhawk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
WTAF???
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HammHawk @hammhawk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
@dieworkwear.bsky.social
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HammHawk @hammhawk.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
C'mon, Kakapos! Keep gettin' busy let's go!!
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Democratic strategists: Ahhh! What's the right message!!?? Where do we moderate!?!? Jon Ossoff: This administration is horrible. I hate these people. We should put them in jail. I'm pissed Voters: This guy is cool Strategists: I can't figure it out!!!!!
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Andrew Jacobs (he/him) @drewjakeprof.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
lol at this chart and the disclaimer
A Connect Four style chart labeled "Illustration of the Proportion of the Courses or Talks Offered by the University" with blue circles as "left-leaning" white circles as "most centered" and red circles as "right-leaning." There are many more blue circles. The disclaimer on the side reads "Note: the proportions shown here are purely illustrative and may not correspond to the actual proportions of course of talk offerings."
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HammHawk @hammhawk.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I was proud of my alma mater (#RockChalk) when they got together to support her cancer battle a decade ago. I'm sure it was prompted by Bill Self, but at least he was encouraging them to be good men. (Would love to have heard how Arch's family lit into him--ouch) 247sports.com/college/kans...
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Look: Kansas basketball shows its support for Holly Rowe
Kansas basketball showed its support for ESPN reporter Holly Rowe.
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