HammHawk @hammhawk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026My university has decided to "collaborate" by allowing google to come recruit students to the dark side with their AI bullshit. Anyone who knows any cognitive psychology will enjoy their pitch. And just for fun, I asked google's AI about learning styles. I got a response! 010
HammHawk @hammhawk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Not sure what’s sadder: that someone had to put up this sign or that they thought it would make a difference 000
HammHawk @hammhawk.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Do I make a pretty dinner? No Do I make a delicious dinner? Fuck yeah!! 010
HammHawk @hammhawk.bsky.social · 18/08/2026My beautiful girl Jolene had a blast on a river last summer in Montana. Orvis used to have a competition for cover dogs, and I submitted these, before realizing that a. they usually don't advertise the company, and b. the contest was over. Still, ain't she gorgeous??? 010
HammHawk @hammhawk.bsky.social · 15/08/2026The scene outside my fence this morning. I don’t want to criminalize addiction, but I also don’t like my dogs risking stepping on needles when I walk them, so I called the cops, who kicked them out. 000
HammHawk @hammhawk.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness. 010
HammHawk @hammhawk.bsky.social · 16/06/2026I wish I could have cats, but I’m allergic (rescue dogs). I rarely wear suits but need a new one after losing some weight. I have a couple weddings approaching, so what’s best for me for a versatile any-event suit? I live in New Orleans, but travel a lot. Would prefer without wool or silk. 220
HammHawk @hammhawk.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Yeah, in 2024 the Dem only got a little more than 40% of the vote, so they def deserve 0% representation. Ffs 000
HammHawk @hammhawk.bsky.social · 10/04/2026I was warned that this place near New Orleans was absolutely serious with this spice guide. The first time I went I felt like a dork ordering “1” but it was the right call. (I’m usually a “hot but not Thai hot guy at other places” 010
HammHawk @hammhawk.bsky.social · 25/03/2026This set of paragraphs is hilarious... "...not clear what purpose it would serve" 000
HammHawk @hammhawk.bsky.social · 07/03/2026Ive posted before abiut the joy that is Liberty Puzzles. If you know someone who loves puzzles, these will spoil them. Zoom in on the beauty of this one. I flipped it so you could get a good look at the creativity of these pieces. Just gorgeous! libertypuzzles.com 030
HammHawk @hammhawk.bsky.social · 20/02/2026I don't find I quote him much in my speech, but your post led me to realize that 3 of my recent Halloween costumes were based on his buffoonery. (another year, I was a basket of deplorables...) 010
HammHawk @hammhawk.bsky.social · 03/02/2026Every time I see stuff like this, I can't help but hear it in this voice. 000
HammHawk @hammhawk.bsky.social · 24/01/2026Sorry, little buddy, I don't know why #NYTSpellingBee won't accept you either... 271
HammHawk @hammhawk.bsky.social · 21/01/2026I guess he's never seen The Player! (script from www.script-o-rama.com/movie_script...) 000
HammHawk @hammhawk.bsky.social · 01/01/2026I can’t believe I’d never seen Rashomon before, but these are actual screenshots (although out of order). Anyway, I didn’t think it was as good as Seven Samurai, but still excellent. Happy new year! 000
HammHawk @hammhawk.bsky.social · 13/12/2025Not sure who’s seen the New Yorker cover, but I think it might be the all-time best. Took a minute, but damn… 022
HammHawk @hammhawk.bsky.social · 09/12/2025So, so sorry! It’s the absolute worst! We lost our buddy Darby in April, but he so loved snow the few times he got to encounter it I’m so glad he got the big one in January. Deep sympathy for your loss! 010
HammHawk @hammhawk.bsky.social · 21/11/2025Darby’s eyes didn’t look in the same direction, & I sure love Jolene, but damn, I miss my boy Darby… 010
HammHawk @hammhawk.bsky.social · 16/11/2025I have so many questions for the gecko who for some reason chooses to live in my building’s entry code box 030
HammHawk @hammhawk.bsky.social · 14/11/2025My gym has a machine where one handle is circumcised and the other isn’t 000
HammHawk @hammhawk.bsky.social · 14/11/2025My gym has a machine where one handle is circumcised and the other isn’t 000
HammHawk @hammhawk.bsky.social · 17/09/2025I meant to send this the other day. Was this #fbnia pun intended to be what I think it was? Odd what makes it on air… 020
HammHawk @hammhawk.bsky.social · 02/09/2025Who’s up for a nice, refreshing Miklo Bultra? The Bill Simmons podcast includes a transcript of an ad, the copy of which I’m sure the company sends Simmons to read. But it’s still better to let a computer turn it into printed words?!?! 000
HammHawk @hammhawk.bsky.social · 29/08/2025We were able to get back to our house sooner than our neighbors (claiming "dept chair" is like "business owner"), and I took this picture of the newspaper box down the street, about 4 weeks later. 010
HammHawk @hammhawk.bsky.social · 06/05/2025This is the first 4th of July in 11 yrs that Darby won’t be freaking out. I never knew if he loved or hated em, but goddamn he wanted to be sure I knew what was happening! 020
HammHawk @hammhawk.bsky.social · 25/04/2025Why do Brits do better southern accents than Americans? 000
HammHawk @hammhawk.bsky.social · 23/04/2025Somehow I missed posting #aDarbyaday yesterday, so here's 2 from our trip to Michigan almost 10 years ago. Miss you buddy! 010
HammHawk @hammhawk.bsky.social · 22/04/2025Make every single voter who says republicans are better than the economy read ALL these stats coming out. It's always been this way, but not this much! 000
