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@halfslashmoon.bsky.social
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Square Thing on the run from other shapes They/She discord: halfslashmoon halfslashmoon.bandcamp.com

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half/moon @halfslashmoon.bsky.social · 8h
hate to say it but the hit rate for internet personalities with personal discord servers is pretty bad
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 12h
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half/moon @halfslashmoon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
man on D train to Brooklyn reading "Dominance Playbook" with his backpack blocking an adjacent seat. my brother, this is not the dominance we are looking for
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half/moon @halfslashmoon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
gregory, urgent update. was unattended in apartment, bored, overexerted. erroneously ingested Mordin Solus Weed. correct - sample came from your own supply. unable to estimate duration. suspect condition may be indefinite
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half/moon @halfslashmoon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
this user save scums egregiously in rpgs
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Socks the Macro Wolf Dad @socksthewolf.com · 26/09/2026
To make it easier, here's a dirty check if your overlay does suffer from regular injection by pasting the attached message into a twitch chat. If your chat overlay no longer has a transparent background and/or reloads (after 1 second or immediately), then it is affected.
gist.github.com
Paste this into your Twitch Chat
Paste this into your Twitch Chat. GitHub Gist: instantly share code, notes, and snippets.
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half/moon @halfslashmoon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
going out in the middle of the night to lubricate all the subways so they don't make such a Damn racket
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half/moon @halfslashmoon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
boss makes a dollar, i make a dime. that's why i draw cubes on company time
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half/moon @halfslashmoon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You and Ava sitting in a tree. E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E
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half/moon @halfslashmoon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i checked and they're saying t-boys are allowed to have weird vibes and still be hot
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half/moon @halfslashmoon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
it's my birthday tomorrow! this isn't true but you should kiss me on the mouth about it anyway
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half/moon @halfslashmoon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
a collection of three links, labeled "Big Balls," "Small Balls," and "Just Balls"
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half/moon @halfslashmoon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
my cheap bluetooth earbuds that i got for free from my last job (attached to a big uline order) finally met their demise and now i have to make a an actual choice about how i want to listen to music on my phone. what's y'all's preferred options for bluetooth headphones
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MythologyBot @mythologybot.boodoo.co · 18/09/2026
A2272.1.2 Cricket hears water hiss on hot iron: learns his song.
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pye 🍊 @pyeraptor.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Biquette the legend 🐐🙏 rescued from a dairy farm, she lived the rest of her days at a communal farm / punk diy venue. she loved grind and attended shows held there, wandering freely and choosing to stand at the front during loud performances
Biquette backlit at a gig
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half/moon @halfslashmoon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
haug
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half/moon @halfslashmoon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
the year is 2526. it's been 300 years since the fastest horse was born and 280 years since the fastest horse died. no horse-related records have been broken in almost 3 centuries. in the halls of a freezing Enceladus colony, the last horsemakers are still trying
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half/moon @halfslashmoon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
they need to make a warrior cats rp board for people pushing 30
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loren schmidt @lorenschmidt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
procedural generation without procedural generation this is something like a traditional "rooms and halls" style dungeon generator, but it's pure cellular automata. no traditional placement or corridor carving algorithm at all! i've tried to keep post light- just a gentle orthoconnect pass.
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half/moon @halfslashmoon.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
You're right. That's not balls. That's butt with a pants
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half/moon @halfslashmoon.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
A variation on the "Please let this be a normal field trip" meme format: In the first panel, Arnold says, "Please let this be a normal commute." In the second panel, Wanda says, "With the D?" (the letter D is represented by a nyc subway placard). In the third panel, all the children gather round, as if shouting "No Way!" However, all the letters except for the exclamation mark have been replaced with a photo of a sign showing that the next Downtown & Brooklyn D train will arrive in 29 minutes.
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ompuco @ompu.co · 13/09/2026
IT'S WORKING! IT'S FINALLY WORKING! YES!!!
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half/moon @halfslashmoon.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
im going to make a park in manhattan that is like a regular park but inside of that there's a jungle and inside of that there's a desert and inside of that there's a mountain and on top of that there's a freezing tundra and inside that there's The Dungeon
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half/moon @halfslashmoon.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
ok you know what. maybe it's because i am almost 30. but i like spreadsheets. i like using excel. i would rather be building big spreadsheets than doing any other task at any job i have held since leaving college. i make spreadsheets for myself sometimes. i wish my job involved more spreadsheets
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half/moon @halfslashmoon.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
lot of my favorites on this one........ crazy to think how long ago i was sitting in a little office in the geology department at my community college, studying to this.............
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half/moon @halfslashmoon.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
cbt (crown and bridge torture)
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Come at me bro. I’m in The Realm of Terror.
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half/moon @halfslashmoon.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
this is stupid. get me on this stupid list
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half/moon @halfslashmoon.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
here's a fun fact. i was born less than 2 weeks before the most accepted cutoff between millennials and gen z. zoomer is a mere fortnite away
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half/moon @halfslashmoon.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
wait guys give me a minute
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half/moon @halfslashmoon.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
you're breaking in by wearing a reflector vest and carrying a clipboard? you buffoon. everyone knows that trick. show me your badge, buffoon. im breaking in by carrying a big sandwich with me. nobody suspects a bitch with a big sandwich
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half/moon @halfslashmoon.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
hang on guys im gonna post something really funny later
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Negative Buddha: get attached to everything. Develop attachments to whatever you see that are so profound you go insane
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Jimmy Two Heads 💀🎃 @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I know exactly why, poindexter. It’s because it looks cool as fuck
This 11,000-Year-Old Statue from Turkey Shows a Man Riding a Leopard.
Archaeologists Aren't Sure
Why
The strange sculpture reverses a recurring Stone Age motif of humans confronting dangerous predators.
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half/moon @halfslashmoon.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
daddy pig sexual style
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Just listened to this yesterday, very cool birds!
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half/moon @halfslashmoon.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
29 year old ava be in situations 19 year old ava could not even imagine
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half/moon @halfslashmoon.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
so i haven't seen the running man and im not super familiar with king. is that a sequel to the long walk or...?
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half/moon @halfslashmoon.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Love it when a cat is like "u are a climbing challenge now. let me stand with all 4 paws on ur knee"
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half/moon @halfslashmoon.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
ava oc who's like
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half/moon @halfslashmoon.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
hot take anyone who says logistics is interesting has never worked in a logistics or logistics-related job
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half/moon @halfslashmoon.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
this happened to me once
after bunny brainwashing himself to think more like a rabbit, wallace of wallace and gromit is shocked to discover that he is being tf'ed into a bunnyboy
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half/moon @halfslashmoon.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
writing 3 paragraphs of deep texts about the maintenance of zinc coatings on structural steel in a Certain Location and the effects of them not doing that anymore and no one will/must ever read it
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half/moon @halfslashmoon.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
how long does the strait of hormuz have to stay closed before republicans discover a link between fossil fuels and climate change
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Raccoons Hourly @raccoonhourly.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
An adorable raccoon.
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Bobby Kogan @bbkogan.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Now this is une pipe.
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half/moon @halfslashmoon.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
ava is hired at the teeth factory
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half/moon @halfslashmoon.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
well just what the fuck is going on now
a status update in Powder by Jeff Lait reads "You are fast, quick, slow"
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pauline value-added consumer incentive @spacehunterm.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Throwback to when I wrote a complete dubbing script for the original Godzilla when I was 16 and then acted it out using the text-to-speech engine used for BonziBuddy and Google Translate.
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half/moon @halfslashmoon.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
going to invent a new kind of peppercorn where it's the same on the outside and it crunches when you bite it like a normal peppercorn but the inside is just full of cool refreshing water
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