half/moon @halfslashmoon.bsky.social · 8hhate to say it but the hit rate for internet personalities with personal discord servers is pretty bad 030
half/moon @halfslashmoon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026man on D train to Brooklyn reading "Dominance Playbook" with his backpack blocking an adjacent seat. my brother, this is not the dominance we are looking for 010
half/moon @halfslashmoon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026gregory, urgent update. was unattended in apartment, bored, overexerted. erroneously ingested Mordin Solus Weed. correct - sample came from your own supply. unable to estimate duration. suspect condition may be indefinite 000
Reposted by half/moonSocks the Macro Wolf Dad @socksthewolf.com · 26/09/2026To make it easier, here's a dirty check if your overlay does suffer from regular injection by pasting the attached message into a twitch chat. If your chat overlay no longer has a transparent background and/or reloads (after 1 second or immediately), then it is affected.gist.github.comPaste this into your Twitch ChatPaste this into your Twitch Chat. GitHub Gist: instantly share code, notes, and snippets. 7248100
half/moon @halfslashmoon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026going out in the middle of the night to lubricate all the subways so they don't make such a Damn racket 141
half/moon @halfslashmoon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026boss makes a dollar, i make a dime. that's why i draw cubes on company time 050
half/moon @halfslashmoon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026You and Ava sitting in a tree. E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E 010
half/moon @halfslashmoon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026i checked and they're saying t-boys are allowed to have weird vibes and still be hot 130
half/moon @halfslashmoon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026it's my birthday tomorrow! this isn't true but you should kiss me on the mouth about it anyway 010
half/moon @halfslashmoon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026my cheap bluetooth earbuds that i got for free from my last job (attached to a big uline order) finally met their demise and now i have to make a an actual choice about how i want to listen to music on my phone. what's y'all's preferred options for bluetooth headphones 110
Reposted by half/moonMythologyBot @mythologybot.boodoo.co · 18/09/2026A2272.1.2 Cricket hears water hiss on hot iron: learns his song. 0135
Reposted by half/moonpye 🍊 @pyeraptor.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Biquette the legend 🐐🙏 rescued from a dairy farm, she lived the rest of her days at a communal farm / punk diy venue. she loved grind and attended shows held there, wandering freely and choosing to stand at the front during loud performances 322181
half/moon @halfslashmoon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026the year is 2526. it's been 300 years since the fastest horse was born and 280 years since the fastest horse died. no horse-related records have been broken in almost 3 centuries. in the halls of a freezing Enceladus colony, the last horsemakers are still trying 0123
half/moon @halfslashmoon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026they need to make a warrior cats rp board for people pushing 30 010
Reposted by half/moonloren schmidt @lorenschmidt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026procedural generation without procedural generation this is something like a traditional "rooms and halls" style dungeon generator, but it's pure cellular automata. no traditional placement or corridor carving algorithm at all! i've tried to keep post light- just a gentle orthoconnect pass. 814720
half/moon @halfslashmoon.bsky.social · 14/09/2026You're right. That's not balls. That's butt with a pants 100
half/moon @halfslashmoon.bsky.social · 11/09/2026im going to make a park in manhattan that is like a regular park but inside of that there's a jungle and inside of that there's a desert and inside of that there's a mountain and on top of that there's a freezing tundra and inside that there's The Dungeon 140
half/moon @halfslashmoon.bsky.social · 11/09/2026ok you know what. maybe it's because i am almost 30. but i like spreadsheets. i like using excel. i would rather be building big spreadsheets than doing any other task at any job i have held since leaving college. i make spreadsheets for myself sometimes. i wish my job involved more spreadsheets 240
half/moon @halfslashmoon.bsky.social · 11/09/2026lot of my favorites on this one........ crazy to think how long ago i was sitting in a little office in the geology department at my community college, studying to this............. 011
Reposted by half/moondisc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Come at me bro. I’m in The Realm of Terror. 172
half/moon @halfslashmoon.bsky.social · 04/09/2026here's a fun fact. i was born less than 2 weeks before the most accepted cutoff between millennials and gen z. zoomer is a mere fortnite away 010
half/moon @halfslashmoon.bsky.social · 02/09/2026you're breaking in by wearing a reflector vest and carrying a clipboard? you buffoon. everyone knows that trick. show me your badge, buffoon. im breaking in by carrying a big sandwich with me. nobody suspects a bitch with a big sandwich 060
half/moon @halfslashmoon.bsky.social · 01/09/2026hang on guys im gonna post something really funny later 020
Reposted by half/moonJimmy Two Heads 💀🎃 @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I know exactly why, poindexter. It’s because it looks cool as fuck 13498171832
Reposted by half/moonUSER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Just listened to this yesterday, very cool birds! 34511
half/moon @halfslashmoon.bsky.social · 25/08/202629 year old ava be in situations 19 year old ava could not even imagine 020
half/moon @halfslashmoon.bsky.social · 25/08/2026so i haven't seen the running man and im not super familiar with king. is that a sequel to the long walk or...? 110
half/moon @halfslashmoon.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Love it when a cat is like "u are a climbing challenge now. let me stand with all 4 paws on ur knee" 000
half/moon @halfslashmoon.bsky.social · 14/08/2026hot take anyone who says logistics is interesting has never worked in a logistics or logistics-related job 030
half/moon @halfslashmoon.bsky.social · 11/08/2026writing 3 paragraphs of deep texts about the maintenance of zinc coatings on structural steel in a Certain Location and the effects of them not doing that anymore and no one will/must ever read it 000
half/moon @halfslashmoon.bsky.social · 11/08/2026how long does the strait of hormuz have to stay closed before republicans discover a link between fossil fuels and climate change 010
Reposted by half/moonpauline value-added consumer incentive @spacehunterm.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Throwback to when I wrote a complete dubbing script for the original Godzilla when I was 16 and then acted it out using the text-to-speech engine used for BonziBuddy and Google Translate. 4431091292
half/moon @halfslashmoon.bsky.social · 28/07/2026going to invent a new kind of peppercorn where it's the same on the outside and it crunches when you bite it like a normal peppercorn but the inside is just full of cool refreshing water 020