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Jon

@half-bear-half-man.bsky.social
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New Yorker in Minnesota perpetually seeking good pizza. Knicks in 5 Podcast talent adjacent @tbtl.net

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Tiffany @webinista.com · 2h
I'm not saying he IS a Russian agent. I'm just not sure what a Russian agent would do differently.
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John @johnbull.wtf · 10h
his integrity sure as hell did
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Jon @half-bear-half-man.bsky.social · 9h
This was the joke I should’ve made. Bravo.
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Jon @half-bear-half-man.bsky.social · 10h
Honestly thought Ditka died a decade ago
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Jon @half-bear-half-man.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Jon Ossoff is very good at this
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Jon @half-bear-half-man.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Wait til he learns about Mayor Her and Weiner Wednesdays.
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Jon @half-bear-half-man.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This is actually impressive
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Jon @half-bear-half-man.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Aaron Judge can’t be blamed for another letdown of a postseason if he’s injured the whole postseason.
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Big Brain Meme Gesture
Alt: Big Brain Meme Gesture
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 05/10/2026
Holy shit.
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Jon @half-bear-half-man.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Failed so much as a nepo baby attempting to become an actor that he’s now ruining Hollywood 😭😭😭
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Jon @half-bear-half-man.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I mean … they kept Chauncey on after the rape allegation and their own investigation.
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Jon @half-bear-half-man.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
(It won’t)
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Jon @half-bear-half-man.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Temu Draymond already at it again
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Jon @half-bear-half-man.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Let me know when they get around to Savage Garden.
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Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A reminder. Call it the Charlie Kirk Rule. "Don't speak ill of the dead" does not include accurately describing a person's actions or quoting their words verbatim. Dennis Hastert was a fucking pedophile. Nothing else about him — literally nothing — matters at all.
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Jon @half-bear-half-man.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Jaden McDaniels with a chyron that reads “happy” while he shows absolutely no emotion.
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Patrick "Inverted Vibe Curve" Blanchfield @patblanchfield.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
new wolfenstein looks like shit
its pete hegseth splaying his arms christlike at a podium with all sorts of americana bunting thats got a distinct fash aesthetic
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Jon @half-bear-half-man.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Wait where you located? I used to live in Canton, NY.
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Jon @half-bear-half-man.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Pulaski, New York?
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Jon @half-bear-half-man.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Last night, a friend reminded me that Tiptoes exists.
Gary Oldman portraying a “dwarf” in Tiptoes with Matthew McConaughey playing his brother, a typical sized human.
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Jon @half-bear-half-man.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It was Usha. And she was talking to Kelly Loeffler
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Jon @half-bear-half-man.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Good reminder that I need to schedule my Covid booster and flu shots.
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Jon @half-bear-half-man.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
She wasn’t going to allow Big Ten erasure on her watch.
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Jon @half-bear-half-man.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Glad it’s not just me
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Jon @half-bear-half-man.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
*signing
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Jon @half-bear-half-man.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What the f does “singing Denny’s menus” even mean?
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Jon @half-bear-half-man.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just learned about the Kings media day controversy. How you doing, @johnbull.wtf ?
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Jon @half-bear-half-man.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Honestly at this point that’s preferable.
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Jon @half-bear-half-man.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@mishmail.bsky.social you were looking for more dog content 😁
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Jon @half-bear-half-man.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Was unprepared for how accurate my wife was with “Manon has Groucho Marx eyebrows” after our dogs played in the mud.
Manon, a golden retriever, with eyebrows that resemble Groucho Marx’s eyebrows. A closeup of Manon’s eyebrows.
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Jon @half-bear-half-man.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Somewhat related, I know everyone hates those Bills helmets but it’s the one part of that uniform set that I think is stellar. The grey jersey / pants are awful.
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Jon @half-bear-half-man.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Only worried in so far that James Dolan is a greedy tool. But I’m sure he’ll cave when the Knicks go back-to-back this season. They’ll need KAT for the 3-peat.
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Jon @half-bear-half-man.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Didn’t Shohei get a teammate pretty good a couple of seasons ago with it?
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Jon @half-bear-half-man.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
To be fair, his tenure with the Titans was self erasure.
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Jon @half-bear-half-man.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Texas fast tracking to be the most hateable team of all time.
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Jon @half-bear-half-man.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
They also only took season one of Beef. List is trash.
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Jon @half-bear-half-man.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
People only like White Lotus because it has a great theme song.
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Jon @half-bear-half-man.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Yeah I guess not the good doctor, since it’s not new since 2000.
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Jon @half-bear-half-man.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Funny that the Times specifies season one of Beef, only, since two was panned at 71 but White Lotus, which was only good for one season too, is 21.
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Jon @half-bear-half-man.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Looking forward to an eventual McDonald’s bowl game exclusively available on the McDonald’s Media Network.
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Jon @half-bear-half-man.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The haters gonna hate it. But I also enjoyed the beats and vibe of it.
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Jon @half-bear-half-man.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Did you see this story? people.com/family-is-sh...
people.com
Vacationing Family ‘Shocked’ to Find Themselves Featured in Airbnb’s Decor: ‘Dad, That Is Actually You’ (Exclusive)
Aubrey Birrell’s family was getting ready for dinner when her dad made a shocking discovery inside their Airbnb. Upon further inspection, they found themselves featured in a photo hanging on the wall ...
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Jon @half-bear-half-man.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The democrats want to school lunches your kids
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Jon @half-bear-half-man.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hahahaha isn’t authoritarianism fun!
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Jon @half-bear-half-man.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The irony, of course, being Grammer’s real world politics.
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Jon @half-bear-half-man.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Of course.
In September 2011, he joined the staff of Maine Republican senator Susan Collins, working as a professional staff member for the Republican minority on the United States Senate Committee on Homeland Security and Governmental Affairs until January 2013.[11][12][13][4][14] He subsequently transitioned directly into Senator Collins's personal office, serving as a legislative assistant from January 2013 to August 2013, before returning to Maine to work for the state legislature.[15][16]
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Jon @half-bear-half-man.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
They’ll all vote Republican still
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Jon @half-bear-half-man.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I have a smaller account but this is worth a repost.
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 20/09/2026
Bassist: Me doing my posts

Amp guy: Bigger account retweeting me
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Jon @half-bear-half-man.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Based on everything I know of Arizona, I don’t think they’re pretending.
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