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charlotte brocontë

@halenthir.bsky.social
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“local religious freakology connoisseur”. even if there’s no privs yet i decided i should probably have an alt for hole 🔞 @caranthirs.bsky.social

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charlotte brocontë @halenthir.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
everyone likes a sickness or injury fic but as soon as i tell you i want it to lean in to the truly humiliating parts rather than just have the character be sort of vaguely victorian waif bedridden i’m the pervert here 🙄🙄🙄🙄
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charlotte brocontë @halenthir.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
i can enjoy het where she likes taking care of him so long as it is obviously perverse. i want her to clean that man up after he’s pissed himself or vomited or something and be so horny about his utter loss of dignity and incapacitation that she’s pressing her thighs together
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charlotte brocontë @halenthir.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
i initially posted this on main because i forgot that unlike on twitter i try to post with some decorum on here
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charlotte brocontë @halenthir.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
listen you don’t have to be happy about it but the inevitable result of elf hypermonogamy is that they were cranking absolute shaft thinking about infidelity and cuckolding. there’s no way to create a taboo that absolute without people giving themselves carpal tunnel thinking about it
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charlotte brocontë @halenthir.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
i think this is funniest if maedhros/maglor is in fact happening because imagine the people are slandering you by insinuating that two of your brothers are fucking you when in reality only one of them is fucking you. the nerve of people these days,
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charlotte brocontë @halenthir.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
i don’t have any particular sexual interest in a maedhros/maglor/caranthir fuck scene but the fact that the gap lies between thargelion and the march of maedhros would make it funny if caranthir and maedhros spitroasted maglor. maybe there’s obscene satirical art about it
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charlotte brocontë @halenthir.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
YEAH lmao like now i must peruse their account
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charlotte brocontë @halenthir.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
i kind of love when a fic is tagged mature and they’re fucking absolutely disgusting in there because it immediately makes you curious as to what this person would classify as explicit
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charlotte brocontë @halenthir.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
🤝🤝🤝 there are some real sick people out there smh….putting far too much consent in a fic
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charlotte brocontë @halenthir.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
contrary to popular belief there are some things i actually do think are reprehensible and immoral to depict in fanfiction such as many verbal affirmations of consent
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charlotte brocontë @halenthir.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
🤝🤝🤝
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charlotte brocontë @halenthir.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
FKFJDK i need to read the barad eithel gazette so bad
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charlotte brocontë @halenthir.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Moft of our male nobility are diftinguished by the ladies for fome peculiarity in perfon or in dress. Lord G for his athletick appearance. Lord F———n for his hair ornaments. Lord F———d for his open purse. Lord M——— for his mufical fingers. But it is faid that the sword of Lord C———does more execution among the fair fex than all the caft together, unless the many filver hair'd children of himlad have fprung from the earth.
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charlotte brocontë @halenthir.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
desperately need beleriand to have 18th century newspapers where they’re publishing wild shit about each other and public figures with the thinnest censoring imaginable
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charlotte brocontë @halenthir.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
there’s never enough forcing a bottom to top…..guy who wants to be fucked so bad he’s blind in one eye being made to top. making him top as a denial of sorts….anyway,
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charlotte brocontë @halenthir.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
LMAOOOOO
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charlotte brocontë @halenthir.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
well, as one of the constantly-right-about-the-elves people i’ve ever met, you must already know the feeling (thank you <3)
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charlotte brocontë @halenthir.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
his young psyche would not have been ready to handle watching the primordial younger brother be favored over the elder by g-d the father and then killed by said elder brother in an act of jealousy. all the glass in a 15 mile radius of him would spontaneously shatter
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charlotte brocontë @halenthir.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
yes there is a certain catholicism to middle earth but tolkien did not make it actual catholicism because he subconsciously knew that if fingolfin coexisted with the bible one of his formative sexual experiences would be getting inappropriately hard while reading genesis 4
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charlotte brocontë @halenthir.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
YESSSSSSSS yes. feral dog barking biting
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Sky Eventide @skyeventide.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I think it's really hot if feanor is vaguely uncomfortable over how hard he is from nerdanel doing the pegging, due to terminal pride desease and elf preg-obsessed patriarchy. like he's hard and that's a little shocking to him and he's about to flee at every second? you know. I'm being a sicko here
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charlotte brocontë @halenthir.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
the unfortunate thing about pegging having been the default pretend progressive fandom thing people said about any het for years is that sometimes she does fuck that man’s ass. sometimes it is true but if i tell you that i have to put in work to let you know i said this with my dick hard for real
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Pascal's Chimaera @angevinyaoiz.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
#nsfw #richphil Differing views on sodomy
Richard fucking Philip into the sheets
Rich thought bubble: I wish he’d do this for me too…I wish he loved me like that..
Philip thought bubble:this is so wrong and degrading and against nature and that’s why it’s hot!!!
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charlotte brocontë @halenthir.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
girl get in we’re doing mean shit to the elf like forcing him to come and then punishing him for doing that without permission. just go ahead and call out of work tomorrow we need to spend all day beating the shit out of him
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charlotte brocontë @halenthir.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
i promise it is okay to say you want to hurt somebody without 400 qualifiers
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charlotte brocontë @halenthir.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
fandom person posting their submissive fantasies: i want him to tie me to a radiator and beat me unconscious before he fucks me fandom person posting their dominant fantasies: i would like to maybe spank him a little but lightly and if he consented to it beforehand and also enjoyed it and and and
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charlotte brocontë @halenthir.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
omegas of archiveofourown, you better thank g-d that the characters topping you don’t like the sight of pain and desperation as much as i do
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charlotte brocontë @halenthir.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
of course i’ve been known to enjoy your standard heat fic but the trouble is always that if you tell me this character is going to become so psychotically horny that they will be in excruciating physical agony until they are fucked, i feel like the hottest thing you can do now is not fuck them
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charlotte brocontë @halenthir.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
sometimes i think about fëanor and fingolfin and finarfin
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charlotte brocontë @halenthir.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
EXACTLY
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charlotte brocontë @halenthir.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
for me if maeglin/turgon happens it is less of a daddy thing and more maeglin being so nauseous at someone trying to be a father figure to him that he needs to render the relationship sexual to make it stop. he wants turgon to fuck him so that he won’t see him as a father (this does not work)
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juuni @juunipupu.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Legolas and Gimli - infatuated [ #art | #lotr ]
digital painting of Legolas and Gimli embracing. Legolas is wearing an open, and translucent shirt. He is knocking off Gimli's sallet helmet and holding one of his beard rings in another hand. Gimli is wearing chainmail and sinking his fingers into Legolas' middle section.
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charlotte brocontë @halenthir.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
no same i was like what are we talking about right now
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charlotte brocontë @halenthir.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
[elderly and in my rocking chair] well, my boy, i’m old enough to remember all the way back when gooning referred to a specific fetish instead of just generally being horny to anything
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charlotte brocontë @halenthir.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
i knew early on that the whole idea of transmasculinity or butchness where you’re like only the good and healthy parts of masculine wasn’t for me because i’m emotionally closed off, don’t want to commit, and blind horny all the time. don’t leave your stupid boyfriend for me, i’m worse
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charlotte brocontë @halenthir.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
hands down the funniest and most absolutely unnecessary intuition i have is that when people online talk about porn i can almost always tell whether they have actually seen a lot of porn or if they just have ideas of it by osmosis. this is not a useful or necessary skill
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charlotte brocontë @halenthir.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
asking why a man in any kind of gay erotic image would have socks on here is like seeing a pin up girl and going “why does she still have her stockings and garters on, though?”
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nona @shadowswithal.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
doing things to him that are concerning to the Convocation
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nona @shadowswithal.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
death's call
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charlotte brocontë @halenthir.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
“what if there’s some perv out there that’s getting off on this innocent video” is not a fearmonger that works on me because i’m the perv. i’ve stumbled across dumb ass #funny videos before where some guy gets hit in the balls or whatever that made me physically go 😳 because he made a pain sound
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charlotte brocontë @halenthir.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
i’m just saying that every time dick size has ever been a topic of conversation online everyone is spending way too much time on length and not nearly enough about how thick it is
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charlotte brocontë @halenthir.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
you know how when a dog starts humping something and everyone sort of scolds but finds this funny and harmless because it’s a dog that can’t help itself. that’s the horniest part of puppy play to me. the amused condescension about the puppy getting too excited
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charlotte brocontë @halenthir.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
a key aspect of the aretyaoi is that younger aredhel is suffering from that repressed transmasculine insanity where roughness and dick that kind of hurts a little makes you feel like a man. and celegorm is perfect for that
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charlotte brocontë @halenthir.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
thank you. I should’ve know you would get me here
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charlotte brocontë @halenthir.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
one is not a child merely because they look like a child, however. we can admit that there will probably be a je ne sais quoi about this to any human observer seeing it
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charlotte brocontë @halenthir.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
and you know what, fine. i’ll say it. a young adult hobbit apparently being easily confused for a nine or ten year old child to humans does lend a certain freakery to hobbit/human
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anor londo’s catboy ornstein merch peddler @irithyllians.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
melian the maia —— for @meladriel.bsky.social ✧
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charlotte brocontë @halenthir.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
the horniest depiction of any sadist is always when the writer understands that allowing yourself to beat the shit out of someone like you really want to is also a loss of control in a certain way
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charlotte brocontë @halenthir.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
at a certain point being wrong about fictional sexual dynamics becomes a little impressive to me like it’s rare but occasionally in fandom you encounter someone who appears to be wrong about like every ship they’ve ever crossed paths with and that is fascinating in a certain way. an incredible mind
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charlotte brocontë @halenthir.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
historical setting erotica is funnier if you interpret every implausibly cut dick to mean that the subject is jewish. you’ll just be seeing some medieval knight about to pound his squire thinking well mazel tov to this man
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