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charlotte brocontë

@halenthir.bsky.social
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“local religious freakology connoisseur”. even if there’s no privs yet i decided i should probably have an alt for hole 🔞 @caranthirs.bsky.social

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charlotte brocontë @halenthir.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Moft of our male nobility are diftinguished by the ladies for fome peculiarity in perfon or in dress. Lord G for his athletick appearance. Lord F———n for his hair ornaments. Lord F———d for his open purse. Lord M——— for his mufical fingers. But it is faid that the sword of Lord C———does more execution among the fair fex than all the caft together, unless the many filver hair'd children of himlad have fprung from the earth.
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charlotte brocontë @halenthir.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
sometimes i think about fëanor and fingolfin and finarfin
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charlotte brocontë @halenthir.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
this is also why i always joke that there is a funny thing where you can often see someone who is younger and tends towards this mentality about shipping get into tolkien and because it’s by and large not like that after about 6 months you see them go
bilbo saying “after all, why not? why shouldn’t i keep it?” but edited to say “after all, why not? why shouldn’t i ship incest”
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charlotte brocontë @halenthir.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
i’m barely rewording this for the bit, sotah 9b is genuinely just like that
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charlotte brocontë @halenthir.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
every time i see this image i think “jackin’ off, revelation, abyss, death & rebirth, jackin’ off” is the core of the ideal glorfindel characterization
a diagram of the hero’s journey but on every section it says “jackin’ off”
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charlotte brocontë @halenthir.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
the “how [blank] look when real [blank] come at them” meme edited to say “how ‘elves have no concept of gender’ fans look when real me stroking my dick thinking about the psychoerotic saw traps of sex and gender in a religiously catholic victorian medievalist setting come at them”
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charlotte brocontë @halenthir.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
what if you were nelyafinwë maitimo and findekáno told you that his father infuriatingly always needed to have the last word in every argument with him in a way he did not with turukáno or arakáno or írissë and you shrugged and replied that it must simply be that he is the eldest and the heir because you cannot tell findekáno the truth: that nolofinwë sees fëanáro in him most clearly when he is angry, and it riles him like nothing else. you see your father in findekáno at times, too. you fuck the shit out of him after this conversation
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charlotte brocontë @halenthir.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
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