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charlotte brocontë @halenthir.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

i can enjoy het where she likes taking care of him so long as it is obviously perverse. i want her to clean that man up after he’s pissed himself or vomited or something and be so horny about his utter loss of dignity and incapacitation that she’s pressing her thighs together

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charlotte brocontë @halenthir.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

listen you don’t have to be happy about it but the inevitable result of elf hypermonogamy is that they were cranking absolute shaft thinking about infidelity and cuckolding. there’s no way to create a taboo that absolute without people giving themselves carpal tunnel thinking about it

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charlotte brocontë @halenthir.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

i don’t have any particular sexual interest in a maedhros/maglor/caranthir fuck scene but the fact that the gap lies between thargelion and the march of maedhros would make it funny if caranthir and maedhros spitroasted maglor. maybe there’s obscene satirical art about it

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charlotte brocontë @halenthir.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

i kind of love when a fic is tagged mature and they’re fucking absolutely disgusting in there because it immediately makes you curious as to what this person would classify as explicit

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charlotte brocontë @halenthir.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

contrary to popular belief there are some things i actually do think are reprehensible and immoral to depict in fanfiction such as many verbal affirmations of consent

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charlotte brocontë @halenthir.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

desperately need beleriand to have 18th century newspapers where they’re publishing wild shit about each other and public figures with the thinnest censoring imaginable

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charlotte brocontë @halenthir.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

there’s never enough forcing a bottom to top…..guy who wants to be fucked so bad he’s blind in one eye being made to top. making him top as a denial of sorts….anyway,

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charlotte brocontë @halenthir.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

yes there is a certain catholicism to middle earth but tolkien did not make it actual catholicism because he subconsciously knew that if fingolfin coexisted with the bible one of his formative sexual experiences would be getting inappropriately hard while reading genesis 4

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Sky Eventide @skyeventide.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

I think it's really hot if feanor is vaguely uncomfortable over how hard he is from nerdanel doing the pegging, due to terminal pride desease and elf preg-obsessed patriarchy. like he's hard and that's a little shocking to him and he's about to flee at every second? you know. I'm being a sicko here

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charlotte brocontë @halenthir.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

the unfortunate thing about pegging having been the default pretend progressive fandom thing people said about any het for years is that sometimes she does fuck that man’s ass. sometimes it is true but if i tell you that i have to put in work to let you know i said this with my dick hard for real

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Pascal's Chimaera @angevinyaoiz.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

#nsfw #richphil Differing views on sodomy

Richard fucking Philip into the sheets
Rich thought bubble: I wish he’d do this for me too…I wish he loved me like that..
Philip thought bubble:this is so wrong and degrading and against nature and that’s why it’s hot!!!

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charlotte brocontë @halenthir.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

girl get in we’re doing mean shit to the elf like forcing him to come and then punishing him for doing that without permission. just go ahead and call out of work tomorrow we need to spend all day beating the shit out of him

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charlotte brocontë @halenthir.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

fandom person posting their submissive fantasies: i want him to tie me to a radiator and beat me unconscious before he fucks me fandom person posting their dominant fantasies: i would like to maybe spank him a little but lightly and if he consented to it beforehand and also enjoyed it and and and

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charlotte brocontë @halenthir.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

of course i’ve been known to enjoy your standard heat fic but the trouble is always that if you tell me this character is going to become so psychotically horny that they will be in excruciating physical agony until they are fucked, i feel like the hottest thing you can do now is not fuck them

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charlotte brocontë @halenthir.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

sometimes i think about fëanor and fingolfin and finarfin

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charlotte brocontë @halenthir.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

for me if maeglin/turgon happens it is less of a daddy thing and more maeglin being so nauseous at someone trying to be a father figure to him that he needs to render the relationship sexual to make it stop. he wants turgon to fuck him so that he won’t see him as a father (this does not work)

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juuni @juunipupu.bsky.social · 28/08/2025

Legolas and Gimli - infatuated [ #art | #lotr ]

digital painting of Legolas and Gimli embracing. Legolas is wearing an open, and translucent shirt. He is knocking off Gimli's sallet helmet and holding one of his beard rings in another hand. Gimli is wearing chainmail and sinking his fingers into Legolas' middle section.

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charlotte brocontë @halenthir.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

[elderly and in my rocking chair] well, my boy, i’m old enough to remember all the way back when gooning referred to a specific fetish instead of just generally being horny to anything

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charlotte brocontë @halenthir.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

i knew early on that the whole idea of transmasculinity or butchness where you’re like only the good and healthy parts of masculine wasn’t for me because i’m emotionally closed off, don’t want to commit, and blind horny all the time. don’t leave your stupid boyfriend for me, i’m worse

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charlotte brocontë @halenthir.bsky.social · 16/12/2025

hands down the funniest and most absolutely unnecessary intuition i have is that when people online talk about porn i can almost always tell whether they have actually seen a lot of porn or if they just have ideas of it by osmosis. this is not a useful or necessary skill

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charlotte brocontë @halenthir.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

asking why a man in any kind of gay erotic image would have socks on here is like seeing a pin up girl and going “why does she still have her stockings and garters on, though?”

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nona @shadowswithal.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

doing things to him that are concerning to the Convocation

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nona @shadowswithal.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

death's call

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charlotte brocontë @halenthir.bsky.social · 13/11/2025

“what if there’s some perv out there that’s getting off on this innocent video” is not a fearmonger that works on me because i’m the perv. i’ve stumbled across dumb ass #funny videos before where some guy gets hit in the balls or whatever that made me physically go 😳 because he made a pain sound

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charlotte brocontë @halenthir.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

i’m just saying that every time dick size has ever been a topic of conversation online everyone is spending way too much time on length and not nearly enough about how thick it is

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charlotte brocontë @halenthir.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

you know how when a dog starts humping something and everyone sort of scolds but finds this funny and harmless because it’s a dog that can’t help itself. that’s the horniest part of puppy play to me. the amused condescension about the puppy getting too excited

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charlotte brocontë @halenthir.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

a key aspect of the aretyaoi is that younger aredhel is suffering from that repressed transmasculine insanity where roughness and dick that kind of hurts a little makes you feel like a man. and celegorm is perfect for that

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charlotte brocontë @halenthir.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

and you know what, fine. i’ll say it. a young adult hobbit apparently being easily confused for a nine or ten year old child to humans does lend a certain freakery to hobbit/human

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charlotte brocontë @halenthir.bsky.social · 21/10/2025

the horniest depiction of any sadist is always when the writer understands that allowing yourself to beat the shit out of someone like you really want to is also a loss of control in a certain way

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charlotte brocontë @halenthir.bsky.social · 20/10/2025

at a certain point being wrong about fictional sexual dynamics becomes a little impressive to me like it’s rare but occasionally in fandom you encounter someone who appears to be wrong about like every ship they’ve ever crossed paths with and that is fascinating in a certain way. an incredible mind

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charlotte brocontë @halenthir.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

historical setting erotica is funnier if you interpret every implausibly cut dick to mean that the subject is jewish. you’ll just be seeing some medieval knight about to pound his squire thinking well mazel tov to this man

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Blanche @blanchebees.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

Day 10 - Oral sex #kinktober

Digital art of one knight giving oral to a bigger knight. The smaller one has his visor up, covering his eyes while he's licking up the fellow Knight's hard cock. The big one is holding the back of the smaller knight's helm, keeping him on his cock. He's shirtless, still wearing his aventail and helm, gauntlets and his lowered pants.

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charlotte brocontë @halenthir.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

historical erotica is often underestimating the degree to which the average straight man in the period they’re writing about would have been absolutely diabolically horny about bush

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charlotte brocontë @halenthir.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

absolutely horrifying when ppl are complaining about some fictional dude and they’re listing objectively negative traits but you love horrible men so you’re reading this like pleasepleasePLEASE stop there’s only so wet my pussy can get

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charlotte brocontë @halenthir.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

one of my favorite alienfucking things is when the alien is inhuman enough that kissing has to be explained. like oh yeah one of our intimate things is that we touch our mouth parts to each other. it can mean very different things depending on the kind of mouth-touching, yeah

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charlotte brocontë @halenthir.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

my thesis of maeglin/dior is [while literally balls deep] i sure hope celegorm isn’t my biological father. i sure hope celegorm isn’t your biological father either

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charlotte brocontë @halenthir.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

there are characters i think are bisexual and then there are characters who i think fuck women but have probably also fucked men because a hole is a hole and those are two completely different things

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charlotte brocontë @halenthir.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

the fact that it’s new year will not stop me from thinking about an elf’s fat tdick. in fact i consider this perfect for the occasion

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charlotte brocontë @halenthir.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

as i always say: i love aegnor and andreth love children but the only problem with them is that when i think of the aegnor that exists in my mind, i’m not entirely convinced that man has ever looked down the barrel of a snatch in his life

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charlotte brocontë @halenthir.bsky.social · 19/09/2025

turgon/finrod to me just has to be giving edwardian schoolboy sodomy like it has to give the part of every notable early 20th century british man’s memoir where he’s like obviously, all boys are homosexuals at school

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cwn's fat pussy cinematic universe @bingliushens.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

imagine being the person that's like "squirting isn't real!! it's just piss!!!" as if fucking someone so good they piss themselves isn't the hottest thing that could possibly happen

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anor londo’s catboy ornstein merch peddler @irithyllians.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

oh, you know, just caranthir being his charming self

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charlotte brocontë @halenthir.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

i knew that doing fun and active things for a few weeks would catch up with me and my body would beat my ass when it did like i was prepared for this but nonetheless…….well, if you see 50 thousand elfposts from me in the next week, you know why

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kon 💜 elrosimp @feanors.bsky.social · 08/09/2025

I think the 12 lords should test this theory one after the other for science

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charlotte brocontë @halenthir.bsky.social · 08/09/2025

i think that a prostate orgasm might kill turgon like i think it might cause a problem in his atoms and unmake him :( but that doesn’t mean we shouldn’t subject him to it

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🝤 unfortunate mage ◐ @putrefactions.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

the chest, stomach, thigh, & arm combination in this small stretch of canvas alone inspires a need for convalescence.

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anor londo’s catboy ornstein merch peddler @irithyllians.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

may I offer the people a princess lalwendë in this exciting time?

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charlotte brocontë @halenthir.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

everybody be quiet i need to create a brand new elder scrolls oc to stroke a reptile man’s fins as a gesture of friendly affection and make him force himself to act normal about it with both his dicks hard enough to cut glass

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