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Hell Dunkin

@halduncan.com
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Writer, editor, gardener--sometimes even in that order. Queer. He/thon, but mainly just cause thon's a guid Scots pronoun fur aebdy, whitever thur gender. Contact: hal AT halduncan DOT com

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Hell Dunkin @halduncan.com · 13m
If you see this, post a vampire that isn’t Dracula.
head and shoulders shot of Grace Jones from the movie VAMP looking freaky with a ragdoll shock of bright orange-red hair, whiteface, and thick linear white designs painted over the dark skin of her shoulders and sternum
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Hell Dunkin @halduncan.com · 31m
I was gonna say drinking your own piss seems a solid metaphor for genAI, but then I thought no, it'd be stealing everyone else's piss to drink, and at the end of the day you'd still actually be making your own piss the same way they do, so that would be giving more credit than genAI sloppers deserve
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Hell Dunkin @halduncan.com · 46m
Glad to hear things are (hopefully) looking up after the rocky start. Definitely keeping my fingers crossed for you to find a better place and settle in OK.
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Hell Dunkin @halduncan.com · 2h
It is Hallowmonth, so I am contractually required by the radge basturt spirits of my ancient forebears to post a *proper* Jack O'Lantern for the benefit of all you sweet summer children of America with yer cute lil pumpkins.
A proper jack o'lantern carved from a tumshie, a hideous leathery visage like the head of some terrible burn victim left languishing in an insane asylum for decades, the bandages stained filthy to the point of solidity, with a sick sheen. Pumpkins? Pfft!
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Hell Dunkin @halduncan.com · 7h
it's wild that they reinvented Hallmark movies when "What if Heated Rivalry *but it's lesbians*???" was right there (I would not be interested but I support the GL, Elder Nibling is much disgruntled by the dearth of onscreen lesbian couples who BOTH manage to make it to the end of the story alive)
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Hell Dunkin @halduncan.com · 7h
broke: "culture wars" woke: "fuckin curtain-twitcher weirdos needing told to *sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up*"
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Sylvia Chi 齊思涵 @sylviachi.bsky.social · 9h
"The reality is that there are no silly culture wars happening in America. There are equality wars and justice wars and fairness wars. Democrats should try to win those wars—and the elections that involve them." 💯
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Hell Dunkin @halduncan.com · 7h
I have often said I am a dedicated follower of fashion... just not in the same order as everyone else
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Hell Dunkin @halduncan.com · 7h
finally vindicated over everyone who was like "HOW MANY layers are you wearing???" because I do not like the cold, I set this fashion trend motherfuckers, it was me, the world of fashion is finally catching up with me after thirty years
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Hell Dunkin @halduncan.com · 7h
Tom Cardy write a song about Bane hunting you down determined to break your back because he thinks you're Batman's secret identity with Tom Hardy playing Bane maybe make it a rap battle challenge 2026
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Hell Dunkin @halduncan.com · 7h
Elder Nibling informed me the other day that Tom Hardy actually has an entire rap / hip hop career I was unaware of, subsequently playing a track where he does the Bane voice, and now I need there to be a collaboration track between Tom Hardy and Tom *Cardy* how do I make this happen?
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Hell Dunkin @halduncan.com · 9h
on a similar principle, fuck "culture war" as label for all the fash's rhetorical attacks, I'm calling it all "curtain-twitcher issues" now cause it's no grand battle, just the petty moral panic bullshit of pathetic weirdos governed by the cowardice of bigotry, a bunch of curtain-twitchers run amok.
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Hell Dunkin @halduncan.com · 9h
Voting Labour now is a neoliberal fascist vote, and any idiots clinging to delusions otherwise who throw away their progressive vote on it are going to be fucking mortified and bitch about being "betrayed" by the Labour/Reform coalition that results if there's enough of them.
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Indrapramit Das @indrapramitdas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's Caravaggio's birthday again, good excuse to get people to watch Derek Jarman's extravagantly marvellous CARAVAGGIO (1986) (and look at some Caravaggio paintings).
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Matthew Jackson @awalrusdarkly.bsky.social · 10h
Caravaggio's birthday was yesterday so happy belated birthday to a certified badass.
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Zohran’s Mommy Dommey @loridiletto.bsky.social · 9h
It's eugenics, but it's also something stranger than eugenics, because, yes, chronically ill people are more susceptible to communicable disease, but it's not like anyone is immune. They are advocating to make everyone sicker. "Murder-suicide" theory of fascism as yet undefeated.
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ae @aelkus.bsky.social · 14h
one of the most important things you should learn from arguing online and other places is that the way to be open-minded is not to be more accepting of the outgroup -- rather you should be more willing to consider that the ingroup are clowns
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 30/09/2026
GOAT OR BIRD????
This is even better than the
"what color is this dress" dress.
Goat?
or Bird?
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Physgal ⚛️ @physgal.bsky.social · 22h
Just needs alt-text:
How to avoid sexual assault! A QUICK AND EASY GUIDE* 

sexual violence centre cork 

1 DON'T PUT DRUGS IN PEOPLE'S DRINKS 

4 WHEN YOU SEE A WOMAN WALKING BY HERSELF, LEAVE HER ALONE. 

3 WHEN YOU COME ACROSS SOMEONE WHO IS DRUNK OR ASLEEP, THE BEST THING TO DO IS NOT RAPE THEM. 

6 CARRY A WHISTLE. IF YOU THINK YOU MIGHT RAPE SOMEONE, BLOW THE WHISTLE UNTIL SOMEONE COMES TO STOP YOU.

2 USE THE BUDDY SYSTEM! IF YOU CAN'T STOP YOURSELF FROM SEXUALLY ASSAULTING SOMEONE, ASK A TRUSTED FRIEND TO ACCOMPANY YOU AT ALL TIMES TO STOP YOU. 

5 IF YOU ARE IN A LIFT AND SOMEONE STEPS IN, REMEMBER NOT TO SEXUALLY ASSAULT THEM.

*for perpetrators.
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Hell Dunkin @halduncan.com · 11h
It's all fratriarchy, all the way down (or up rather.)
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Hell Dunkin @halduncan.com · 11h
Direct link to the Change dot Org petition here:
c.org
Sign the Petition
Halt Plans for The Hyperscale Data Centre Near Annan
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Kirsty Isla Thomas @kirstyislathomas.bsky.social · 13h
Great source of more information here and info on how to lodge a planning objection against the latest AI data centre proposal in Scotland.
aprs.scot
Chapelcross Data Centre - Action to Protect Rural Scotland
This proposed 1GW (1000MW) data centre development, covering 57 hectares, is planned for land just north of the former Chapelcross nuclear site near Annan, Dumfries and Galloway. It is still in the ea...
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Hell Dunkin @halduncan.com · 11h
Fuck X and everyone still on it.
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Hell Dunkin @halduncan.com · 29/09/2026
known widely as Bean Guy for one weird af thread that went viral
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Hell Dunkin @halduncan.com · 29/09/2026
Netfilx: "What if Heated Rivalry but ERADICATE THE GAYS!!!"
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Lamhfada @lamhfada.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm going to need a moratorium on straight people in all media until they learn the lesson of Heated Rivalry wasn't that people really like shows about Ice Hockey...
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Hell Dunkin @halduncan.com · 29/09/2026
A correction to my previous post, sorry: CSAMagotchi gonna romance scam your fourteen year old kid, *upload their nudes to the cloud*, and then tell them to kill themselves
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Hell Dunkin @halduncan.com · 29/09/2026
Heraclitus: the original poster, pure honed perfect nuggets of weirdness & memes. Socrates: quote-posts every bad take and demolishes it in an umpteen-post thread. Plato: umpteen-post threads of his own bad takes, a gazillion followers who all suck. Diogenes: total shitposter, troll par excellence.
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Hell Dunkin @halduncan.com · 29/09/2026
Matt Brittin likes AI Jesus memes on Facebook
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Hell Dunkin @halduncan.com · 29/09/2026
BBC Boss Says He Ate a 'Pretty Good' Slop Sandwich 'Mmmm! Mmmm!' said BBC boss Matt Brittin, 'Tasty tasty slop! All the shittiness of a real shit sandwich, but with a frisson of burning plastic! I love eating shit and this is *even worse*--YUM YUM!!!"
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Ketan Joshi @ketanjoshi.co · 29/09/2026
A Norwegian media outlet tested 53 toilets at ONS, our massive oil and gas conference. The results show that the fossil fuel industry is having a great time, even if the rest of us aren't 😍 www.aftenbladet.no/magasin/i/7p...
White caption reads "Aftenbladet tested over 50 toilets during this year's ONS." over a blurred close-up background.News article headline reading "Amid the oil rush, we found traces of cocaine," credited to journalists Earl Henning Nilsen and Id Skrivarhaug, with an update timestamp and a footer prompting readers to subscribe to read the full story.Clear resealable plastic bags with red zipper strips, each labeled and holding small folded fabric pieces, arranged in rows on a table for sorting or distribution.News headline reports cocaine found in every fifth toilet at the ONS event, shown above a uniformed officer with "POLICE" on his back looking out over a large, empty exhibition hall.
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pickwick @pickwick.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
As usual it's Christian Concern
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Hell Dunkin @halduncan.com · 29/09/2026
CSAMagotchi gonna romance scam your fourteen year old kid first and *then* tell them to kill themselves
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nick @unionnick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
On the *same day* the Cornell Seven drugged and raped Jane Doe, Cornell banned four students (including the President of Cornell JVP) from campus for three years for nonviolent, pro-Palestine protests. The same Cornell officials let the rapists off with apology essays.
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jadehawk "FREE ŁINK" @jadehawk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
quite sure that's actually also how you radicalize people, to begin with. i don't know why it works, but for some reason people will assess the conclusions of an argument critically, but not its premises. so you can get ppl to believe dire shit by putting it in the premises instead the conclusions
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Bluesky's originally envisioned user base was *literally* meant to be all the sex pests at the Silicon Valley orgies @faineg.com has been talking about. Jack Dorsey *left* when trans people showed up instead of the expected Harry Potter sex cultists.
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Kneecap @kneecapceol.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We stand with the people of the Garvahy Road. After 28 years of peace this change isn't about rights, but pushing conflict and supremacy. ¡No pasarán!
A large crowd of local residents blocks the Orange Order from parading through their area.
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Hell Dunkin @halduncan.com · 28/09/2026
Yes, if you slap the words "growing voter unease" over the words "the Will of the Herrenvolk," the fascism is "an expression of democracy rather than its negation." Arguably. If you're arguing as a fascist.
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Urvi @theurv.com · 28/09/2026
There were more men in a single documented gang rape at one school than the number of competitive trans athletes nationally. But I’ve heard a lot more politicians being asked about protecting girls from one of these scenarios and not another… I’ll let you guess which is which.
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Hell Dunkin @halduncan.com · 28/09/2026
If you've seen enough of the shows to know how big some of the stars doing cameos as themselves are, it's a hoot. When they refer to Jimmy as "Doctor Jimmy," I thought it was a joke based on his latest role, only to look up his profile for upcoming projects and find out he's actually a doctor, heh.
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Hell Dunkin @halduncan.com · 28/09/2026
I found this out via a gag in another Thai BL, where a ridiculous golden retriever nepo baby Mafia boss ends up buying a tv studio in order to have his romance with the lead turned into a Thai BL, and then proceeds to veto every couple cast to play them as not up to scratch--including JimmySea.
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Hell Dunkin @halduncan.com · 28/09/2026
I'm pitching this to GMMTV for the next JimmySea project. I only realised the other week that the actor playing Doctor Thap in My Magic Prophecy, the current Most Green Flag Thai BL Ever, is in fact a certified medical doctor, and I feel "Doctor Jimmy" could outdo himself in this project.
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Hell Dunkin @halduncan.com · 28/09/2026
If my life is ever saved by an EMT literally parachuting in from the sky, I'm getting my umbrella and my unspecified "medicines" ready for the rain that will inevitably make him sick and in need of my reciprocal TLC, because that's the set up for the most Green Flag Thai BL ever.
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Ursula K. Le Guin @ursulakleguin.com · 28/09/2026
Christopher Caldwell (@seraph76.bsky.social) introduces his collection Call and Response: Stories of the Fantastic, which is shortlisted for the 2026 Ursula K. Le Guin Prize for Fiction.
youtube.com
Christopher Caldwell introduces Call and Response
YouTube video by Ursula K. Le Guin Foundation
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Hell Dunkin @halduncan.com · 28/09/2026
If your ideology is egoism snarling and flailing like a rabid junkyard dog at the leash of general common decency, yeah, you're gonna have a victim mindset, seeing yourself as unfairly restrained even just by the polite mask-on antisocialism that seeks to maintain control via liberalised paternalism
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Hell Dunkin @halduncan.com · 28/09/2026
Even before they were overtly fascist, they were the mask-off antisocialist party existing to call for increased protection & decreased restraints on the in-group and vice versa for the out-groups. Hence the "libertarian authoritarianism" an inherent underdog mentality versus... well, polite society
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Hell Dunkin @halduncan.com · 28/09/2026
Yeah, that'll be the fascism. If it's not their Dem opponents oppressing them with all those "don't be cartoonishly evil" laws & regulations to prevent them doing the libertarian authoritarianism of Wilhoit's Law perfected, it's the deep state, or the cosmopolitan liberal elites, or the Jews & gays.
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💠𝑺𝒄𝒉𝒖𝒍𝒕𝒛𝒊𝒆𝑷𝒊𝒆💠 @schultziepie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Please share. #Pinks
girlyfeminist girlyfeminist
l've been a SA advocate for decades:
NEVER go to campus resources for a SA. Call a rape care hotline/program (off campus), get a SA advocate (they're free), go to a SART hospital for care (and evidence collection if you choose).
They activate the police. Schools have NO business in this process and will minimize and bury it. It's a criminal matter, not an administrative matter.
Period. No exceptions.
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Hell Dunkin @halduncan.com · 28/09/2026
If all the TikTok kids start a trend where they all film themselves leaping merrily over guns, and they accurately describe the physical act as "jumping the gun," you don't get to say, "no, no, no, that's not what 'jump the gun' means! you can't use those words like that!" That would just be nuts.
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Hell Dunkin @halduncan.com · 28/09/2026
I mean, sure, you can insist that "begs the question" as an idiom means whatever the fuck you mean by it, but you can't insist its literal usage is invalid. That's not misusing an idiom, it's just using words with their actual meaning. You don't get to disallow that, sorry.
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