Hell Dunkin @halduncan.com · 31mI was gonna say drinking your own piss seems a solid metaphor for genAI, but then I thought no, it'd be stealing everyone else's piss to drink, and at the end of the day you'd still actually be making your own piss the same way they do, so that would be giving more credit than genAI sloppers deserve 000
Hell Dunkin @halduncan.com · 46mGlad to hear things are (hopefully) looking up after the rocky start. Definitely keeping my fingers crossed for you to find a better place and settle in OK. 100
Hell Dunkin @halduncan.com · 2hIt is Hallowmonth, so I am contractually required by the radge basturt spirits of my ancient forebears to post a *proper* Jack O'Lantern for the benefit of all you sweet summer children of America with yer cute lil pumpkins. 05216
Hell Dunkin @halduncan.com · 7hit's wild that they reinvented Hallmark movies when "What if Heated Rivalry *but it's lesbians*???" was right there (I would not be interested but I support the GL, Elder Nibling is much disgruntled by the dearth of onscreen lesbian couples who BOTH manage to make it to the end of the story alive) 070
Hell Dunkin @halduncan.com · 7hbroke: "culture wars" woke: "fuckin curtain-twitcher weirdos needing told to *sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up*" 0177
Reposted by Hell DunkinSylvia Chi 齊思涵 @sylviachi.bsky.social · 9h"The reality is that there are no silly culture wars happening in America. There are equality wars and justice wars and fairness wars. Democrats should try to win those wars—and the elections that involve them." 💯 09641
Hell Dunkin @halduncan.com · 7hI have often said I am a dedicated follower of fashion... just not in the same order as everyone else 030
Hell Dunkin @halduncan.com · 7hfinally vindicated over everyone who was like "HOW MANY layers are you wearing???" because I do not like the cold, I set this fashion trend motherfuckers, it was me, the world of fashion is finally catching up with me after thirty years 150
Hell Dunkin @halduncan.com · 7hTom Cardy write a song about Bane hunting you down determined to break your back because he thinks you're Batman's secret identity with Tom Hardy playing Bane maybe make it a rap battle challenge 2026 032
Hell Dunkin @halduncan.com · 7hElder Nibling informed me the other day that Tom Hardy actually has an entire rap / hip hop career I was unaware of, subsequently playing a track where he does the Bane voice, and now I need there to be a collaboration track between Tom Hardy and Tom *Cardy* how do I make this happen? 392
Hell Dunkin @halduncan.com · 9hon a similar principle, fuck "culture war" as label for all the fash's rhetorical attacks, I'm calling it all "curtain-twitcher issues" now cause it's no grand battle, just the petty moral panic bullshit of pathetic weirdos governed by the cowardice of bigotry, a bunch of curtain-twitchers run amok. 1123
Hell Dunkin @halduncan.com · 9hVoting Labour now is a neoliberal fascist vote, and any idiots clinging to delusions otherwise who throw away their progressive vote on it are going to be fucking mortified and bitch about being "betrayed" by the Labour/Reform coalition that results if there's enough of them. 071
Reposted by Hell DunkinIndrapramit Das @indrapramitdas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026It's Caravaggio's birthday again, good excuse to get people to watch Derek Jarman's extravagantly marvellous CARAVAGGIO (1986) (and look at some Caravaggio paintings). 4299
Reposted by Hell DunkinMatthew Jackson @awalrusdarkly.bsky.social · 10hCaravaggio's birthday was yesterday so happy belated birthday to a certified badass. 313139
Reposted by Hell DunkinZohran’s Mommy Dommey @loridiletto.bsky.social · 9hIt's eugenics, but it's also something stranger than eugenics, because, yes, chronically ill people are more susceptible to communicable disease, but it's not like anyone is immune. They are advocating to make everyone sicker. "Murder-suicide" theory of fascism as yet undefeated. 34216
Reposted by Hell Dunkinae @aelkus.bsky.social · 14hone of the most important things you should learn from arguing online and other places is that the way to be open-minded is not to be more accepting of the outgroup -- rather you should be more willing to consider that the ingroup are clowns 237359
Hell Dunkin @halduncan.com · 11hDirect link to the Change dot Org petition here:c.orgSign the PetitionHalt Plans for The Hyperscale Data Centre Near Annan 052
Reposted by Hell DunkinKirsty Isla Thomas @kirstyislathomas.bsky.social · 13hGreat source of more information here and info on how to lodge a planning objection against the latest AI data centre proposal in Scotland.aprs.scotChapelcross Data Centre - Action to Protect Rural ScotlandThis proposed 1GW (1000MW) data centre development, covering 57 hectares, is planned for land just north of the former Chapelcross nuclear site near Annan, Dumfries and Galloway. It is still in the ea... 12515
Hell Dunkin @halduncan.com · 29/09/2026known widely as Bean Guy for one weird af thread that went viral 010
Hell Dunkin @halduncan.com · 29/09/2026Netfilx: "What if Heated Rivalry but ERADICATE THE GAYS!!!" 1121
Reposted by Hell DunkinLamhfada @lamhfada.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I'm going to need a moratorium on straight people in all media until they learn the lesson of Heated Rivalry wasn't that people really like shows about Ice Hockey... 23611
Hell Dunkin @halduncan.com · 29/09/2026A correction to my previous post, sorry: CSAMagotchi gonna romance scam your fourteen year old kid, *upload their nudes to the cloud*, and then tell them to kill themselves 0246
Hell Dunkin @halduncan.com · 29/09/2026Heraclitus: the original poster, pure honed perfect nuggets of weirdness & memes. Socrates: quote-posts every bad take and demolishes it in an umpteen-post thread. Plato: umpteen-post threads of his own bad takes, a gazillion followers who all suck. Diogenes: total shitposter, troll par excellence. 62710
Hell Dunkin @halduncan.com · 29/09/2026BBC Boss Says He Ate a 'Pretty Good' Slop Sandwich 'Mmmm! Mmmm!' said BBC boss Matt Brittin, 'Tasty tasty slop! All the shittiness of a real shit sandwich, but with a frisson of burning plastic! I love eating shit and this is *even worse*--YUM YUM!!!" 1136
Reposted by Hell DunkinKetan Joshi @ketanjoshi.co · 29/09/2026A Norwegian media outlet tested 53 toilets at ONS, our massive oil and gas conference. The results show that the fossil fuel industry is having a great time, even if the rest of us aren't 😍 www.aftenbladet.no/magasin/i/7p... 811737
Reposted by Hell Dunkinpickwick @pickwick.bsky.social · 29/09/2026As usual it's Christian Concern 0103
Hell Dunkin @halduncan.com · 29/09/2026CSAMagotchi gonna romance scam your fourteen year old kid first and *then* tell them to kill themselves 1132
Reposted by Hell Dunkinnick @unionnick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026On the *same day* the Cornell Seven drugged and raped Jane Doe, Cornell banned four students (including the President of Cornell JVP) from campus for three years for nonviolent, pro-Palestine protests. The same Cornell officials let the rapists off with apology essays. 4149611956
Reposted by Hell Dunkinjadehawk "FREE ŁINK" @jadehawk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026quite sure that's actually also how you radicalize people, to begin with. i don't know why it works, but for some reason people will assess the conclusions of an argument critically, but not its premises. so you can get ppl to believe dire shit by putting it in the premises instead the conclusions 17431
Reposted by Hell DunkinPookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Bluesky's originally envisioned user base was *literally* meant to be all the sex pests at the Silicon Valley orgies @faineg.com has been talking about. Jack Dorsey *left* when trans people showed up instead of the expected Harry Potter sex cultists. 5768216
Reposted by Hell DunkinKneecap @kneecapceol.bsky.social · 28/09/2026We stand with the people of the Garvahy Road. After 28 years of peace this change isn't about rights, but pushing conflict and supremacy. ¡No pasarán! 223244
Hell Dunkin @halduncan.com · 28/09/2026Yes, if you slap the words "growing voter unease" over the words "the Will of the Herrenvolk," the fascism is "an expression of democracy rather than its negation." Arguably. If you're arguing as a fascist. 063
Reposted by Hell DunkinUrvi @theurv.com · 28/09/2026There were more men in a single documented gang rape at one school than the number of competitive trans athletes nationally. But I’ve heard a lot more politicians being asked about protecting girls from one of these scenarios and not another… I’ll let you guess which is which. 142466853
Hell Dunkin @halduncan.com · 28/09/2026If you've seen enough of the shows to know how big some of the stars doing cameos as themselves are, it's a hoot. When they refer to Jimmy as "Doctor Jimmy," I thought it was a joke based on his latest role, only to look up his profile for upcoming projects and find out he's actually a doctor, heh. 030
Hell Dunkin @halduncan.com · 28/09/2026I found this out via a gag in another Thai BL, where a ridiculous golden retriever nepo baby Mafia boss ends up buying a tv studio in order to have his romance with the lead turned into a Thai BL, and then proceeds to veto every couple cast to play them as not up to scratch--including JimmySea. 130
Hell Dunkin @halduncan.com · 28/09/2026I'm pitching this to GMMTV for the next JimmySea project. I only realised the other week that the actor playing Doctor Thap in My Magic Prophecy, the current Most Green Flag Thai BL Ever, is in fact a certified medical doctor, and I feel "Doctor Jimmy" could outdo himself in this project. 140
Hell Dunkin @halduncan.com · 28/09/2026If my life is ever saved by an EMT literally parachuting in from the sky, I'm getting my umbrella and my unspecified "medicines" ready for the rain that will inevitably make him sick and in need of my reciprocal TLC, because that's the set up for the most Green Flag Thai BL ever. 1173
Reposted by Hell DunkinUrsula K. Le Guin @ursulakleguin.com · 28/09/2026Christopher Caldwell (@seraph76.bsky.social) introduces his collection Call and Response: Stories of the Fantastic, which is shortlisted for the 2026 Ursula K. Le Guin Prize for Fiction.youtube.comChristopher Caldwell introduces Call and ResponseYouTube video by Ursula K. Le Guin Foundation 24620
Hell Dunkin @halduncan.com · 28/09/2026If your ideology is egoism snarling and flailing like a rabid junkyard dog at the leash of general common decency, yeah, you're gonna have a victim mindset, seeing yourself as unfairly restrained even just by the polite mask-on antisocialism that seeks to maintain control via liberalised paternalism 020
Hell Dunkin @halduncan.com · 28/09/2026Even before they were overtly fascist, they were the mask-off antisocialist party existing to call for increased protection & decreased restraints on the in-group and vice versa for the out-groups. Hence the "libertarian authoritarianism" an inherent underdog mentality versus... well, polite society 110
Hell Dunkin @halduncan.com · 28/09/2026Yeah, that'll be the fascism. If it's not their Dem opponents oppressing them with all those "don't be cartoonishly evil" laws & regulations to prevent them doing the libertarian authoritarianism of Wilhoit's Law perfected, it's the deep state, or the cosmopolitan liberal elites, or the Jews & gays. 151
Reposted by Hell Dunkin💠𝑺𝒄𝒉𝒖𝒍𝒕𝒛𝒊𝒆𝑷𝒊𝒆💠 @schultziepie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Please share. #Pinks 321475677
Hell Dunkin @halduncan.com · 28/09/2026If all the TikTok kids start a trend where they all film themselves leaping merrily over guns, and they accurately describe the physical act as "jumping the gun," you don't get to say, "no, no, no, that's not what 'jump the gun' means! you can't use those words like that!" That would just be nuts. 060
Hell Dunkin @halduncan.com · 28/09/2026I mean, sure, you can insist that "begs the question" as an idiom means whatever the fuck you mean by it, but you can't insist its literal usage is invalid. That's not misusing an idiom, it's just using words with their actual meaning. You don't get to disallow that, sorry. 160