Hell Dunkin @halduncan.com · 01/10/2026It is Hallowmonth, so I am contractually required by the radge basturt spirits of my ancient forebears to post a *proper* Jack O'Lantern for the benefit of all you sweet summer children of America with yer cute lil pumpkins. 38825
Hell Dunkin @halduncan.com · 17/09/2026LMAO at Snyder's oblivious "but it's SOOOO gay!!!" like the weird decadent queer-coding of the evil Persians and the seethingly fervid homoerotic fetishised masculinity of the white-might-is-right Spartans (ironically dissing the Athenians as boy-lovers) wasn't PART OF WHAT MAKES IT SO FASCIST 292
Hell Dunkin @halduncan.com · 17/08/2026I am mostly just annoyed about being thwarted yet again in my apparently endless quest for a simple ringer tank top that is NOT one of those dumb muscle bro vests with hardly any back or some baggy basketball nonsense, look there was an entire decade devoted to this shit, this shouldn't be this hard 010
Hell Dunkin @halduncan.com · 15/08/2026Their "centre" is the *centre of power & privilege* and the "leftism" they hate is advocacy for those *left outside*. Once you abandon the nonsense spatial metaphor of a left/right political axis and reconfigure your thinking to Bastion Theory, the extremism of the supposedly "moderate" is obvious. 160
Hell Dunkin @halduncan.com · 16/07/2026Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness 040
Hell Dunkin @halduncan.com · 16/07/2026sorry, the one on the left is the superior phone, I know this from experience, that motherfucker served me well right into the age of smartphones, it was fuckin indestructible 020
Hell Dunkin @halduncan.com · 12/07/2026thoughts and prayers for a paragon of Southern charm whose occasional episodes of being a total piece of shit should not overshadow his legacy of a career dedicated to wielding power over others 060
Hell Dunkin @halduncan.com · 09/07/2026Seriously though, drop the left/right spatial metaphor and think *in/out* instead, think in terms of Wilhoit's Law, and you'll actually be seeing the politics a gazillion times more clearly. The left/right axis is just obfuscation. 061
Hell Dunkin @halduncan.com · 01/07/2026Literally reads like they're wonderstruck at the supersoldier serum creating Captain America out of Steve Rogers. 1360111
Hell Dunkin @halduncan.com · 30/06/2026The centrists' depiction of themselves as a moderate middle ground hinges on the left/right axis as spatial metaphor. Scrap that bad metaphor and the reality becomes a whole lot clearer. 031
Hell Dunkin @halduncan.com · 29/06/2026From Keir Starmer to Andy Burnham, I for one hope to see the SHIELD Party recover its trust among the public and get to grips with its task of defeating Hydra in the next UK general election with this bold new change in leadership. 030
Hell Dunkin @halduncan.com · 28/06/2026don't kink shame Pluto and Goofy for their master/slave thing, look at them they're both clearly happy and consenting 1131
Hell Dunkin @halduncan.com · 18/06/2026hope the Tartan Army got the formal paperwork printed and distributed for use of course: 1216
Hell Dunkin @halduncan.com · 29/05/2026Sooooo close now! Come on, Flo Rida! It's just down to you now! Give us your "Hell no!" and bring it down to JUST. VANILLA. ICE. 43210
Hell Dunkin @halduncan.com · 28/05/2026I can't find anything looking like official confirmation of this but I can't be arsed with more than a cursory search and I'm taking it on trust anyway because it's too funny not to. There are only two to go--repeat, there are only two to go until it's just Vanilla Ice left 7196
Hell Dunkin @halduncan.com · 28/05/2026Wait, no, more accurate version, strictly speaking, since Freedom Williams *is* performing, he's just not in any way shape or form entitled to perform as C + C Music Factory 4263
Hell Dunkin @halduncan.com · 28/05/2026the Freedom 250 line-up (until Spinal Tap drop out, that is) 26913
Hell Dunkin @halduncan.com · 10/05/2026also, "Historyland" presumably AI sloppified this pic, I guess 290
Hell Dunkin @halduncan.com · 02/05/2026There's another painting I have a vague memory that illustrates it better, as I recall, with a single figure who almost looks like she's at a shop counter, but this, I contend, is why we developed pronounced windowsills as a marker of the interactive social function of the window, of an *un*barrier. 041
Hell Dunkin @halduncan.com · 21/04/2026So yeah that came out pretty fuckin delicious. Simple and cheap as fuck, and kinda lazy even. I only used half the pack of pork belly strips so I may even do this again tomorrow 280
Hell Dunkin @halduncan.com · 20/04/2026I already had a suspicion that Sagremor in the Livre d'Artus, son of Emperor Hadrian's daughter, no less, and the handsomest handsome man to ever handsome, was the self-insert OC of some storyteller along the way, and I'm not saying this confirms it but it rather increases those suspicions lol 130
Hell Dunkin @halduncan.com · 20/04/2026In which one of our young more-ned-than-noble heroes of the Livre d'Artus, having killed two Saxon kings, won't even let the lamenting soldiers have the bodies back because FUCK YEZ AW, YA BASTURTS lol 140
Hell Dunkin @halduncan.com · 15/04/2026The archaic Celtic colour term "glas", root of the name of the city of Glasgow, as defined in the current WIP in a footnote by the fictitious academic commentator, Henry V. Duncan, who may or may not be getting, at this point, somewhat affected by the ghost of the mad radge basturt bard narrator. 1110
Hell Dunkin @halduncan.com · 05/02/2026apropos of the Elder Nibling and I listening to a brocialist TikToker being wrong about Lord of the Flies 0142
Hell Dunkin @halduncan.com · 07/01/2026Skies looking a bit dramatic on the way back to Glasgow from Stonehaven 070
Hell Dunkin @halduncan.com · 04/01/2026Still up in Stonehaven visiting family and may well be here for some more days than anticipated given the snow. They, of course, have to have their hoose in the middle of fuckin nowhere *outside* of town, a twenty minute walk for supplies (i.e.rum) 2131
Hell Dunkin @halduncan.com · 08/12/2025the left is always already the *left out* & where Labour was founded to represent the proles historically left out of governance, to achieve seats at the table inside the bastion, its vestige taken over by the neoliberals is now itself bastioned, seeing itself as just the right's bourgeois managers 010
Hell Dunkin @halduncan.com · 23/11/2025Move 'em on, head 'em up Head 'em up, move 'em on Move 'em on, head 'em up Rawhide! Cut 'em out, ride 'em in Ride 'em in, let 'em out Cut 'em out, ride 'em in Rawhide! *whipcrack* 0142
Hell Dunkin @halduncan.com · 02/11/2025this is the Ardeer ICI Nobel factory site where my paternal grandmother helped build munitions to kill people in WW2 and produce chemical shit after that which ultimately poisoned her before I was born, don't think there's much chance of my getting a job there now even if I wanted the slow poisoning 0265
Hell Dunkin @halduncan.com · 29/10/2025I have fixed the stupid nomenclature whereby your parent's cousin is supposedly also a "cousin" rather an aunt or uncle, and even your grandparent's cousin is supposedly also a "cousin" ffs rather than a grand-uncle or grand-aunt. 3154