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Hailey. 🍉

@haileyjmos.bsky.social
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Hailey. 🍉 @haileyjmos.bsky.social · 20h
made myself tonkotsu ramen and getting cozy in bed to watch a movie before falling asleep on my final day off :3
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やす うらやか @15delicious.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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やす うらやか @15delicious.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Hailey. 🍉 @haileyjmos.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
if i were zohran i would rename it womanhattan from july to new years because women hold up half the sky
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Danielle Kurtzleben @titonka.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The masculinity politics beat continues to be very necessary. goodauthority.substack.com/p/republican...
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Hailey. 🍉 @haileyjmos.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
what’s it called when you’re so used to people being cruel that you don’t know how to handle being shown kindness
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Rootin' Tuteankhamun @tenderbeefsteak.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
My SIL is teaching remotely at a school in southern Illinois and I was not ready to learn about the mascot
A mascot painted on the wall of a high school. It says  “cornjerkers” and the mascot is an awful ear of corn with brown hair holding a football and kicking, I want to say, a soccer ball.
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Hailey. 🍉 @haileyjmos.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
chris marshall sure knows how to wrap his hands around some balls
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Hailey. 🍉 @haileyjmos.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
the word сunt itself (not in the “serving сunt” sense), is so disgusting.
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Hailey. 🍉 @haileyjmos.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
need to get bent over like how i’m getting fucked by this job
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Hailey. 🍉 @haileyjmos.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
well it definitely makes me feel better seeing the sooners get squashed by georgia in the same manner we were last week
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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vivi 🩸 @vivillain.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Hailey. 🍉 @haileyjmos.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i have to break some very bad news to you. i am terminally ill. and the only cure is to regularly taste your breastmilk. yes i’m 24 but that’s not important right now. please help i’m dying
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もず @mozukarasuya.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
💎 and 🌶️ just getting to know each other
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Spinch/Ketchup @spinachsquare.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
millions must miku
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Hailey. 🍉 @haileyjmos.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“he’s very relatable, i’ve seen myself in him a lot of the time” guy who can only take things literally: you WHAT
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Hailey. 🍉 @haileyjmos.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
corn pop was a bad dude
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Megumin Maniac @meguminmaniac.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Ah, so that's why today's been ass. /j
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のぞあり @nozoari.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
メイドさんの横顔 #創作
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Hailey. 🍉 @haileyjmos.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i need to kiss her like i need air
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DANGEOL✂️ @dangeol.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
#farcille
Dungeonmeshi farcille fanart. They’re in bed, Falin leans on top of marcille.. both making warm smile. Used the photo reference.
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🌷 vanemiin 🌷COMISSIONS OPEN! @vanemiin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Been in a very Midna mood lately #loz #twilightprincess
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Micah @rincewind.run · 21/09/2026
congratulations to everyone on reinventing Worse Cable
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チムニー @chimney1022.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Farcille♡ #DungeonMeshi
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meg 🖤 @megrocks.com · 30/05/2025
kimmy #art #scottpilgrim
fanart of kim pine from scott pilgrim looking back at the viewer taking off her green striped hoodie
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Hailey. 🍉 @haileyjmos.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
regret to inform you that i’m in the ‘tolerating romantic movies’ part of my cycle
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 23/09/2026
if they ever had a pride night maybe they’d be in contact with someone who could’ve identified this earlier
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
heartstopping Google News check
Alex Jones announced as BBC Children in Need presenter ahead of 2026 Appeal show. (Different Alex Jones)
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jess 🏳️‍⚧️ @fluffyfoxies.moe · 22/09/2026
[speaker at an apple keynote event voice] steve? he gave us jobs. tim? he cooked. john? heh. well let’s just say, he’s gonna turn us right around.
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Hailey. 🍉 @haileyjmos.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i hope your day is as nice as my butt
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山百舌鳥猫 @lynx-shrike.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
glasses
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Chris Ingraham @cingraham.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Incredible Facebook slop ad I just got
Horse pin with an illustration of a horse and the following text:
"Give a man a horse he'll eat in a day, teach a man to horse. and make him drinks water."
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💜violet thee stallion💜 @bimbonihilism.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
something so annoyingly on the nose about the days I literally suck dick to pay for insulin
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Hailey. 🍉 @haileyjmos.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i’m hungry, but too comfy in bed to get up and grab a snack. nobody has it tougher than me
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The worst men alive all absolutely love AI and hate trans people. Huh. Probably no lessons for me to learn there.
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Hailey. 🍉 @haileyjmos.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
cynthia x caitlin age gap yuri
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Hailey. 🍉 @haileyjmos.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i think it should be standard practice to wear masks when you visit a hospital or somewhere medical. it definitely feels logical to have one on when you go somewhere that sick people are known to congregate, y’know. but my nurse was concerned to see me wearing one which was sad
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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Does he know he’s the most photogenic cat?
A black-and-white cat with wide yellow eyes sits indoors, gazing slightly upward
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Hailey. 🍉 @haileyjmos.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
giving your voodoo doll a hug because i love you. but very gently because a small squeeze from me is probably equivalent of being hit by a car when you magnify the forces from a doll to your actual body. what were we talking about again?
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Hailey. 🍉 @haileyjmos.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
what’s the closest thing to a mcgriddle without giving money to mcdonalds
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Hailey. 🍉 @haileyjmos.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
while we’re on the subject, i am still saying kiev, and lvov, and kharkov, etc. this isn’t a word i’m generally a fan of, but suddenly changing your spelling of those places only after the invasion is extremely performative and feels too preachy and forced for me
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Norixio(ノリシオ) @norixio.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Hailey. 🍉 @haileyjmos.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
this probably does not have a definite answer, but how do you get fit enough that you stop looking fat? cause i feel like increasing my physical strength has hardly correlated with losing weight. i have a lot of muscle cause my career is picking up heavy objects, but im so fat you really can’t tell
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Hailey. 🍉 @haileyjmos.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
it’s beautiful seeing people who love eachother… once i get over my own feelings about what i could have had
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Hailey. 🍉 @haileyjmos.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
i love eastern china, because even like the fifteenth most populous city in a given province can have a million people within its borders. i am referring to zhènjiāng, located within jiāngsū.
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Hailey. 🍉 @haileyjmos.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
i think it’s interesting how so many people have their own standards for how we all pick and choose which pronunciations to be faithful to. i do not say jaguar, the car company, the british way, though i normally say proper nouns as close to the original as i can. it just doesn’t sound right idk
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Chloé Stawski @chlowski.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
garden kiss
drawing of two women kissing in a garden filled with warm light, plants behind them
one is wearing a long yellow skirt and a white blouse, the other is wearing jean shorts, a red crop top
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meg 🖤 @megrocks.com · 21/09/2026
black dress
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