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Pam @hadenoughnow.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ah, that's alright then...
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Pam @hadenoughnow.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Brutal but true...
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Sir Michael @sirmichael.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The words STATIONARY and STATIONERY are often mixed up. Here's a way you can easily remember which is which.
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Pam @hadenoughnow.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly 💔
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Pam @hadenoughnow.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
@sirmichael.bsky.social, if UEFA boycott FIFA tournaments, what will this mean for you and your World Vup?
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Pam @hadenoughnow.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Burgh Island, Bigbury, being rather wonderful this morning. Bought a coffee and drank it sat in the sea.
Picture of Burgh Island and Bigbury beach on a clear, sunny day. Calm sea, blue sky.
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Pam @hadenoughnow.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I was bloody knackered all day yesterday. Couldn't wait to get to bed. The sun's coming up now. The dawn chorus has started. Man Of The House is up and clanging around. I still haven't been to sleep. Today is going to be very very long.
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Pam @hadenoughnow.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Ah lads, well done! ⚽
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Pam @hadenoughnow.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Well that was exciting ⚽
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Sir Michael @sirmichael.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
My conspiracy theory on why no World Cup matches have been played at the same time so far? There's only one ball and it's transported to each venue between matches. FIFA doesn't want you to know that if a 2nd ball isn't found in time for tomorrow's simultaneous games, the tournament gets cancelled.
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Sir Michael @sirmichael.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
My least favourite thing in the World Cup? When a team scores a goal. It's so selfish. It hurts the feelings of opposing players, embarrasses them and damages their confidence. Awful. If I was a coach, I'd forbid my team from scoring. "Stop scoring goals. Start considering other people's feelings."
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Sir Michael @sirmichael.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Heatwaves like this are the perfect way for me to separate true soup fans from the casuals who claim to love soup but only have it in winter. If you're not chowing down on a lovely vegetable soup for lunch in this 30°C weather, YOU ARE A FRAUD and your invitation to SoupCon 2027 just got revoked.
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Pam @hadenoughnow.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Spoilsports...
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trouteyes @trouteyes.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Kenny, let's do a few shrooms and go see if your Nan's finished knitting you that bobble hat.
Older lady and massive knitted cat the size of 2.5 people
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Pam @hadenoughnow.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
@slacko.bsky.social have you watched tonight's EastEnders yet, and if so, did you cry?
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Sir Michael @sirmichael.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Here's a simple mneumatic for remembering how to convert a Word document to a PDF. I call it LADDER: -Let yourself open the document -Allow yourself to click Export as PDF -Do not prevent yourself from clicking Export -Define yourself as someone with a PDF -Enjoy having a PDF -Relish having a PDF
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Sir Michael @sirmichael.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Can't believe I'm still listening to people commenting excitedly about the brighter evening tonight. Yes, the clocks have gone forward by an hour. Just like they do every 7th year. It happened in March 2019 and it'll happen again in March 2033. How do people still not understand this??
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Brian Bilston @brianbilston.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
On World Poetry Day, here’s a reminder of the power of poetry and its potential to change the world.
The Power of Poetry
 
with things falling apart
and anarchy let loose,
 
it was only poetry, he found,
which had any use,
 
so he reached for his copy  
of The Complete Works of Yeats
 
and bludgeoned the President
of the United States


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Brian Bilston @brianbilston.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Here’s a short poem called ‘Morrissey’s Fridge’.
Morrissey’s Fridge
 
Morrissey 
was filled
with sudden 
self-doubt,

as he shut 
his fridge door –
did the light 
never go out?


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Pam @hadenoughnow.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
@sirmichael.bsky.social I looked at the first word and thought "Ok, does anything else go with ham?" You have a lot to answer for!
Word puzzle. First word is ladder.
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Brian Bilston @brianbilston.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Pulp poetry.
Common Peephole
 
 
She came from Greece,
she had a faulty socket.
Her eye fell out,
she couldn’t stop it.
 
That’s when I
caught her eye.


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Sir Michael @sirmichael.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
As a history buff, I thought it would be interesting to pick random years throughout time and take a look back at what happened on this day
What Happened on This Day Throughout History?

On this day in 1,643,891,281BC: 
Couldn't find any information about this day as there was no 
recorded history back then.

On this day in 3,391,004BC: 
Same problem with this year unfortunately :( 

On this day in 264,741BC: 
I don't believe this. Can't find anything for this day either.

On this day in 2,938,603,818: 
Ok, this has been a disaster. In hindsight, I probably should have 
selected some specific recent years myself rather than letting an app 
choose them at random. Major mistake on my part. Hopefully 
it's still been informative, though.
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Pam @hadenoughnow.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Tonight I kicked @nimmo1492.bsky.social's arse at Trivial Pursuit.
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Mr Nimmo @nimmo1492.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Youtube saw fit to show me this, and I liked it so much I'm showing it to you all too. www.youtube.com/watch?v=h870...
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"Peter Mandelson" - Marsh Family parody of "Mrs Robinson" by Simon & Garfunkel on Epstein Files
YouTube video by Marsh Family
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Pam @hadenoughnow.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Power cut when I'd just loaded the coffee machine. First world disaster of epic proportions.
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Sir Michael @sirmichael.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Want to know if your brother is on a horse or not? These are the signs to look for.
How to Tell if Your Brother is on a Horse

1. Look through your brother's bank statements and see if he has recently hired or purchased a horse. If he has, the chances of him now being on a horse just increased considerably.

2. Check where your brother's feet currently are in relation to the ground. If they're a few feet off the ground and separated by the width of a horse, there is a chance he might be on a horse.

3. Sneak into your brother's bedroom and read his diary. If last night's entry mentions that he's got a horseriding appointment today, there is a strong possibility that your brother is now on a horse.

4. Ask your brother if he'd mind you sitting directly behind him. If he says "no, there's enough room for both of us on this horse," that could be a sign that he is currently on a horse.
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Pam @hadenoughnow.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Somebody hug Claudia!
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Brian Bilston @brianbilston.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Here’s a short poem about the power of poetry to change the world.
The Power of Poetry
 
with things falling apart
and anarchy let loose,
 
it was only poetry, he found,
which had any use,
 
so he reached for his copy  
of The Complete Works of Yeats
 
and bludgeoned the President
of the United States


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Sir Michael @sirmichael.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Everyone wants to know what strategy I'd use to win if I was cast on The Traitors. Well, that depends on whether I was a traitor or a faithful but I am confident I have the perfect plan to win as either
My Foolproof Strategy to Win The Traitors (as a traitor)

I would wear a green traitors' cloak to breakfast one morning. But doesn't that make me look like a traitor? Absolutely not because I would then reveal that it's a knock-off cloak which I bought from a dubious street vendor nicknamed Contraband Craig. I would then take out my real traitors' cloak and compare the stitching of the two garments, proving beyond doubt that the knock-off cloak is a bootleg. This would throw my fellow players off the scent because they would assume that an actual traitor has no need to purchase an inferior quality cloak on the black market. I would then put both cloaks away and march serenely to victory. 

Afterwards, I would donate a significant portion of my prize money to Contraband Craig so that he can finally go legit. My Foolproof Strategy to Win The Traitors (as a faithful)

I would refuse to tell my fellow players my name. If my name cannot be written down, I cannot be banished or murdered. “But couldn't they just write a description of you instead?” you ask. No, they couldn't because I would be constantly changing my appearance. If someone writes down on their board, “the weird guy who's dressed as Abraham Lincoln and carries a huge bag of disguises with him at all times,” I will simply remove my stovepipe hat and replace it with a beanie (a hat that has no association with Abraham Lincoln whatsoever) and that person's vote will be discounted. 

Afterwards, I would donate a significant portion of my prize money to a street vendor named Contraband Craig as a way of thanking him for selling me hundreds of bootleg costumes at a suspiciously low price.
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Pam @hadenoughnow.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
I still needed someone else to do the fight for me...
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Pam @hadenoughnow.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Make a Bond movie casual The Man With The Golden Grahams
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Pam @hadenoughnow.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Well, Christmas #Eastenders was bloody dreadful.
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Pam @hadenoughnow.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Wishing each of you a pleasant and peaceful few days, whether Christmas is your thing or not x
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Sir Michael @sirmichael.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
If I was the manager of a hotel, I'd offer visitors an extensive range of Do Not Disturb door signs which include exceptions for very specific occasions
Four hotel door signs. 

The first one is red and reads, "DO NOT DISTURB (unless you bring good news regarding my nephew's battle with athlete's foot. It would make my day to hear that his feet are less itchy than they have been in recent months)"

The second one is blue and reads, "DO NOT DISTURB (unless you've just seen a really cool cloud formation and you think I'd like to check it out. In that case, I don't mind being disturbed at all)"

The third one is green (I think - I'm extremely colourblind so I'm not certain) and reads, "DO NOT DISTURB (unless there's a local production of Grease that's about to go on stage but the actor playing Danny Zuko is ill and the director thinks I'd be an ideal stand-in. In that case, let me know at once)"

The fourth one is maybe purple (again, very colourblind) and reads, "DO NOT DISTURB (unless you have evidence that clears my name of suspicion in The Case of The Hat Bandit, in which several hats were stolen from the heads of people in my town between 2001 and 2005. It has never been solved).
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Viz Comic @vizcomic.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
subscriptions >>> shop.viz.co.uk/viz351bs
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Sir Michael @sirmichael.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
One thing I'm vehemently opposed to is replacing the number 4 button on ATM keypads with a button for the strawberry emoji. I just think that, given the costs involved and the fact that most people's PINs don't contain the strawberry emoji, it wouldn't be worth the upheaval.
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Pam @hadenoughnow.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
I'm a genius, apparently...
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Pam @hadenoughnow.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Very pleasant evening in the front row of a Horne Section show. Lots of laughs and general silliness.
Alex Horne on stage
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Pam @hadenoughnow.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
@sirmichael.bsky.social, my crossword is broken!!
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Sir Michael @sirmichael.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Timesaving tip for any other filing cabinet enthusiasts out there: If you're checking out pictures of filing cabinet on Google image search, don't bother scrolling past the 6,508th image. The filing cabinets pictured after that aren't as good, imo 👎
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Sir Michael @sirmichael.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
It's hard for us to appreciate the true scale of Mount Everest. So to put it in a context that we can all understand, here's a comparison chart showing the height of Mount Everest alongside other tall things
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Sir Michael @sirmichael.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
WARNING: Local youths in the park are offering to verify people's Instagram account for €150. DO NOT PURCHASE. After I paid, I gave them my phone for the verification process but when they gave it back, they had changed my username to “AVerifiedDork”. I AM 99% CERTAIN IT IS NOT A LEGITIMATE BUSINESS
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Thomas Hansen @thomashansen.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
The famous guitar riff for Guns N' Roses' "Sweet Child o' Mine" originated from a "circus melody" warm-up played by guitarist Slash during a 1986 jam session. While Slash played the riff in a joking manner, bandmate Izzy Stradlin recognized its potential, and the band built the song around it.
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Sir Michael @sirmichael.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
US fan behaviour at the Ryder Cup is being criticised so here are some milder insults to yell at rival golfers: - "You don't always safely eject USB devices” - “You wrote a blog post claiming the final Game of Thrones season was very satisfying" - “You know little about Ottoman Empire trade routes"
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Sir Michael @sirmichael.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
The question I get asked most frequently is, "Michael, what is your opinion of the Wikipedia page on doors?" Well, here are my full and honest thoughts
The Pros & Cons of The Wikipedia Page on Doors

Pros
1. Is a useful source of information about doors
2. Provides a pretty good overview on the history of doors
3. Contains several enjoyable pictures of doors

Cons
1. Not quite enough pictures of doors for my liking

Conclusion
As we can see, there are more pros than cons so my final rating for The Wikipedia page on Doors is 6/9. To put this in context, this means that The Wikipedia Page on Doors is worse than Getting a Nice Haircut (7/9) but better than Being Trapped in a Freezer (2/9).
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Sir Michael @sirmichael.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
My one criticism of Premier League footballers? The lack of imagination when exchanging souvenirs after games. They only ever swap shirts. Show some imagination, guys. Give your opponent a gift voucher for a local butcher shop. Learn woodworking and carve them a lovely doorstop. Show them you care ❤️
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Sir Michael @sirmichael.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Never forget the time I had to contact my local costume shop on Facebook. The last-minute hospital pass by David to Sonya is exquisite.
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Brian Bilston @brianbilston.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Here’s a poem called ‘English Roundabouts’.
English Roundabouts
 
They’re making the roundabouts great again 
by painting the flag of St George
to keep our circular road systems safe
from the dark, satanic hordes.

What do they want? Patriotic junctions!
When do they want them? Before it’s too late.
Good old-fashioned English roundabouts,
as decreed by Alfred the Great.

Behold the sacred intersection,
this blessed plot, this septic isle.
English roundabouts for English people,
draped in red and white and bile. 

St George is cross, as well he may be –
whipped-up hate, he’s seen before.
Give way to the right, the road signs rage,
and the far right most of all.

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Sir Michael @sirmichael.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
My performance evaluation for the captain of the Titanic
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Village Times @villagetimes.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
It's OK to not be OK. You might not want to talk about to friends but there is help out there... www.samaritans.org/how-we-can-h...
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If you're having a difficult time
What to do if you're struggling with how it feelings to live right now. Read more about how we can help you.
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