Pam @hadenoughnow.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Maybe you could talk to Steven? He almost found it once. Between him and your new compass you're probably almost certainly likely to succeed. 130
Pam @hadenoughnow.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Well done Michael. This will make it much easier for you to find the girlfriend village 🙄 130
Pam @hadenoughnow.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I don't need your permission, @sorrowscopes.bsky.social. I did this a while ago... 000
Pam @hadenoughnow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I'm not after OCBs, Tankie. Firstly, the topic has been mentioned too recently to qualify. Secondly, since OCB AI-Bot has taken over, nobody but Steven ever gets recognition. [DM to Tankie: I think Steven is the evil genius who created Michael's OCB AI-Bot. It's the only possible explanation] 020
Pam @hadenoughnow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Won't the goat be too distracted by all the picnics to bother with the ball? 111
Pam @hadenoughnow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I agree, provided the team stand one behind another, in single file, inside the giant coat. If they stand side by side, they could effectively block their goal. That would be more of an advantage than a punishment. 030
Pam @hadenoughnow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Michael, which of the following are you proposing as the final punishment: -that the players each wear an individual giant coat Or -that the whole team wears one giant coat that covers them all? 140
Pam @hadenoughnow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Yeah, Sergeant Pepper needs a friend, even a low maintenance one. 000
Pam @hadenoughnow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I like this, although I think Low Maintenance Friend would sound better than love. 100
Pam @hadenoughnow.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Oh God. Uncle Gerry had one and suddenly so much stuff makes sense. 040
Pam @hadenoughnow.bsky.social · 21/09/2026static.klipy.comThe Struggle Is Real Baby MemeALT: The Struggle Is Real Baby Meme 010
Pam @hadenoughnow.bsky.social · 21/09/2026static.klipy.comFamilie Ritter: Never Lose Your Glamour MemeALT: Familie Ritter: Never Lose Your Glamour Meme 110
Pam @hadenoughnow.bsky.social · 20/09/2026static.klipy.comPutting Big Girl Panties OnALT: Putting Big Girl Panties On 110
Pam @hadenoughnow.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Thank you. You're so very generous. Stealing your ideas is how I became a billionaire in the first place. 031
Pam @hadenoughnow.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Yeah, I can see how you'd be confused by that because you are no deeper than you look in your picture. 020
Pam @hadenoughnow.bsky.social · 10/09/2026It might help you find Atlantis, Michael. You've not had much luck with that so far. 130
Pam @hadenoughnow.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Michael, does this mean that AI is going to be the new sheriff in The Village? 120
Pam @hadenoughnow.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Dirst place? Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. Standards are definitely not being maintained. SMH. [DM to Tankie: how you doing mate?] 210
Pam @hadenoughnow.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Michael, do you ever worry that OCB AI-Bot will one day take over The Village, leaving you without purpose or a reason for being? 140
Pam @hadenoughnow.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I'm surprised you're not asking them which part of the pitch the picnic blanket goes on. That's very important technical knowledge, Michael. 340
Pam @hadenoughnow.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Fear is as good a reason as any, Michael. Poseidon and I await your new post 🌊🌊🌊 010
Reposted by PamSir Michael @sirmichael.bsky.social · 27/08/2026The words STATIONARY and STATIONERY are often mixed up. Here's a way you can easily remember which is which. 2210620
Pam @hadenoughnow.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Oh dear. This doesn't work for me I'm afraid, Michael. For me, 1968 is the year Kylie Minogue was born, and my preferred sea god is Poseidon. What should I do? 180
Pam @hadenoughnow.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Sorry Michael. You're right. We shouldn't discuss your finances publicly. [[[[[Ultra-private DM to Steven: this all sounds very suspicious, but there's no way Michael would do anything underhand. He's a fine, upstanding man who has promised me a ride on his new bike]]]]] 120
Pam @hadenoughnow.bsky.social · 24/08/2026He's got a lovely (expensive) new bike? On his wages? How? 130
Pam @hadenoughnow.bsky.social · 24/08/2026I'll go to the bank for you, Michael, in my capacity as your personal assistant (you didn't rule me out of the role). Just post your bank card to me and text me your pin. Thanks sweetie. 120
Pam @hadenoughnow.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Are you sure? I thought it was a result of the one time Mammy let Michael make his own toast. A Wednesday she'll never forget. It took her weeks to get the smell out of the kitchen curtains. 130
Pam @hadenoughnow.bsky.social · 22/08/2026I'll DM you a(nother) claim form, Michael. Hopefully you'll receive this one, and it will be correctly filled in. 11th time lucky 🤞🏻 130
Pam @hadenoughnow.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Steven, you could always donate direct to the Pompeii Survivors themselves, rather than via Michael's fund. It would make things so much easier, especially for Michael. 130
Pam @hadenoughnow.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Thank you for raising awareness of this issue, Michael. I'm assuming that the Pompeii Survivors Fund is looking nice and healthy now? 120
Pam @hadenoughnow.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Ah, thank you. That makes sense, but I don't understand why Mr Nimmo did his infamous smutty giggle. Maybe Mr Nimmo is just a bit of a smut bucket. 030
Pam @hadenoughnow.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Michael, Mr Nimmo has just been talking to me about Roger Moore. He said it sounds "less of a name, more of an instruction" and I'm confused. Please help. 130
Pam @hadenoughnow.bsky.social · 12/08/2026I can't wait to see your pic. I'm sure it'll be spectacular. 030
Pam @hadenoughnow.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Sorry Michael, I missed your post. I was busy being a fool. 130
Pam @hadenoughnow.bsky.social · 11/08/2026So sorry to hear this. What a privilege for you to have shared those years with him. 110
