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@hacksignify.bsky.social
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I'm a dad who enjoys fighting games and used to enjoy making YouTube videos. I can solve a rubics cube, but I can't drive. I'm also trash. Just the whole fucking dump. Also, free Palestine. If trash can say it, so can you.

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Tits or ass? Bro, her overwhelmingly threatening aura
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Hack//signify @hacksignify.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
I still think about the time my friend (a bucks fan) tried to tell me "I'm sorry you lost but you gotta understand this was it first championship since the 70's" Fucking
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Carmen Klomparens @carmparens.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
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Hack//signify @hacksignify.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Moving cause my landlord jacked my rent way up and I just wanna be done. I'm tired
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Hack//signify @hacksignify.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Everyone is being a grumpy cunt with me today and I need it to stop. It's turning me into a grumpy cunt and that's not good for anyon And like, if it was a me thing I'd be fine with that. That said I haven't done shit to no one and I feel very confused. I do not know what the fuck is up Dennys
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Hack//signify @hacksignify.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
I'm such a sucker for big things
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Hack//signify @hacksignify.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Hell yeah Phil
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Hack//signify @hacksignify.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
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Hack//signify @hacksignify.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Words cannot express how tired I am. How beaten and desperate I am. If I didn't have a daughter I don't think I would still be around. It's so soul crushing to live in a world that stays a giant piece of shit no matter how much we wake up to the fact that it's all bullshit.
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Dragon Ball Z Episodes @dbzepisodes.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
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Dragon Ball Z Episodes @dbzepisodes.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
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Hack//signify @hacksignify.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
@videogamebeach.bsky.social A beach I frequent out of Phantasy Star Universe
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Hack//signify @hacksignify.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Watching mash and there's no way radar isn't autistic.
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Hack//signify @hacksignify.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Hit em with the ol footdive for good measure too
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Hack//signify @hacksignify.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
When life blows, but your favorite YouTuber drops a banger <3
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Animal Flix @animalflix.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
The most majestic thing you will see on #bluesky today. 😇
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Hack//signify @hacksignify.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
I need to learn how to not say things. It never does me any good
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The Onion @theonion.com · 02/07/2025
Researchers Train Mice To Choose Between Life-Saving Medications And Other Essentials theonion.com/researc...
Researchers Train Mice To Choose Between Life-Saving Medications And Other Essentials
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Hack//signify @hacksignify.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
This was a formative moment for me. I saw this interview and this part was what I needed at the time
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Horology Art - Commissions Open! @horoart.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Terrible Comics Day 💻🔨
PANEL 1: A person looks with a confused expression at a computer, with an arrow reading "easily verifiable information" pointing at it.
PANEL 2: They lean over their shoulder and ask "Grug, is this real?" to somebody off screen.
PANEL 3: Zoomed out, and we see they were talking to a stereotypical caveman, standing right behind them, also looking at the computer.
PANEL 4: We cut to the caveman beating the absolute brakes off the guy repeatedly with a club, blood and chunks shooting all over the place.
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Hack//signify @hacksignify.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BaN... Nintendo does not give a fuck about you. PLEASE develop some balls and quit allowing them to do whatever the fuck they want, I would shit so hard my body would implode and escape to another dimension. Theyll just dangle another toy and youll cave though so who cares.
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NINTENDO ACTUALLY JUST KILLED MARIO KART WORLD
YouTube video by TWD98
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Hack//signify @hacksignify.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
I can't think of a single other sport that gives as much attention to the goat debate as basketball. Which is funny considering there has never been a single championship won on the back of one single player. Like, not even tennis spends this much energy on it, and that would actually make sense.
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Hack//signify @hacksignify.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
✦ Username: hacksignify ✦ Pronouns: any ✦ Height: 6'3 ✦ Sexuality: bi ✦ Sign: ♓️ ✦ Piercings: no ✦ Tattoos: no ✦ Drink: sparkling ice ✦ Food: pizza ✦ Pets: one cat named noodle ✦ Relationship: taken
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Hack//signify @hacksignify.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
This is so sad, mom play despasito on the world smallest violin
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Hack//signify @hacksignify.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
I used to be in a discord with someone who acted like the authority on rpgs. They once told me that chrono cross was a pretty ost but not much else. Like, they at this point proved to be such a final fantasy simp that I already didn't take them seriously, but still. It sits with me.
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Dr. Manhattan @thenewthinker.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
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Hack//signify @hacksignify.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
My ps2 LIVES. Just had to put it on it's side due motor issues
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JoyousJoyfulJoyness @joyousjoyness.com · 16/06/2025
Now that's an orange king I would support! #orangecat #cat #gingercat #nokings
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Hack//signify @hacksignify.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
I know I'm taking a meme too seriously, but I was gonna do my dissertation o bullying, and now that's your problem, i guess. Bullying is almost always about power. They lack power somewhere else in life, and they bully someone else to gain a sense of control. Thanks and sorry
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Hack//signify @hacksignify.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Someone who's posts i really enjoyed seeing apparently blocked me. I was wondering where they were and that's what happened. I have no idea what I did. Pretty bummed about it.
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Hack//signify @hacksignify.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
The only king I'll acknowledge
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a purple and white pokemon with a fireball in its mouth is standing in a forest .
ALT: a purple and white pokemon with a fireball in its mouth is standing in a forest .
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Hack//signify @hacksignify.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
"It don't matter. None of this matters." is a quote that is more and more describing my mood on life. I mean this in the worst way possible. I'm seeing fire again.
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Hack//signify @hacksignify.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Happy pride month. Now, where are the artichoke tops?
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Hack//signify @hacksignify.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
This is The best version Of this meme
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Sophie Labelle @assignedmale.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
"Violence is never the solution"
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Hack//signify @hacksignify.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
My biggest problem is that people seem to think "that's the way it's always worked" is a solid argument. It isn't. If i point out the inconsistency of something and you just point and say "but history" I'm going to call you an idiot. Cause you are.
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Hack//signify @hacksignify.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
As I've said to a friend of mine, "if I could have sex with a voice it would be his"
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TFS Clip - Cooler Plants A Dumbass Tree
YouTube video by Shady Gentleman
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Tofu @tofupixel.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
some thing
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Hack//signify @hacksignify.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
The English VA in FFX should be considered a war crime. How the fuck do you have a cast that fucking stacked and it comes out like absolute dog shit? I feel like I need a bin to throw up in just thinking about it. Jack Fletcher, I need to know what happened.
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Hack//signify @hacksignify.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
If you have no tides, what's a moon to do?
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Hack//signify @hacksignify.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Don't hit up a baddie with the same ol' pick up lines. Ask them if they wanna be friends on PornHub. That shit always works and you don't have the data to say otherwise
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Hack//signify @hacksignify.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Dude, wrestling fans got me thinking rey mysterio is actually a bad dad T-T stop making me sad
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Hack//signify @hacksignify.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
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Hack//signify @hacksignify.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
I left the toilet seat up and almost fell in when I went for a dump
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Fightful Wrestling @fightful.com · 11/05/2025
Sabu vs Rey Mysterio at ECW One Night Stand in 2006.
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Hack//signify @hacksignify.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
So not only is my life turning up on it's head (due to my own stupidity) but now Sabu is dead. The fuck?
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Hack//signify @hacksignify.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Remember when there was hope? I need to stop doing that.
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Hack//signify @hacksignify.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Free Palestine, fuck Isreal, do not let anti semetism poison anti zionism. Thank you.
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