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@hacksignify.bsky.social
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I'm a dad who enjoys fighting games and used to enjoy making YouTube videos. I can solve a rubics cube, but I can't drive. I'm also trash. Just the whole fucking dump. Also, free Palestine. If trash can say it, so can you.

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Hack//signify @hacksignify.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Fuck him and arron Rodgers too.
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Hack//signify @hacksignify.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Bring on the side of the NBA's media policy is fucking hilarious to me. The entitled ones are the media who think these players owe them time after tough games that have left them upset Haters are different.
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Hack//signify @hacksignify.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
As a broke ass, yes. Almost exclusively
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Hack//signify @hacksignify.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
static.klipy.com
Dumb And Dumber Jim Carrey
ALT: Dumb And Dumber Jim Carrey
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Hack//signify @hacksignify.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Take a shot cause a LeBron later made a post that had nothing to do with LeBron about LeBron. Fuck take two.
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Hack//signify @hacksignify.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
That's adorable. Thank you for sharing
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Hack//signify @hacksignify.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Take a shot
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Hack//signify @hacksignify.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Vice City. Games gorgeous, it's got the best radios, and I can commit horrendous violence
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Tits or ass? Bro, her overwhelmingly threatening aura
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Hack//signify @hacksignify.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I would agree, cause that is reasonable, but it seems like almost every big streamer gets this set of doofy's who "do it for the meme" and drive them up the wall until they ultimately become inhospitable. You're right, set those boundaries
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Hack//signify @hacksignify.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
This is part of why I said if my twitch ever gets big in deleting it. The chat monsters are trash
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Hack//signify @hacksignify.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
"I ate a burger, it was so good" "Actually that's a flat meat sandwich, kys"
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Hack//signify @hacksignify.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
He caught the ball from a pass, stopped, then dribbled. You're just an idiot
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Hack//signify @hacksignify.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I keep like 6 at a time, usually the same amount of cans of beans cause I use em to make chili
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Hack//signify @hacksignify.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Truly something to be proud of
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Hack//signify @hacksignify.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I think they'll just bond over the fact that they're in the conference finals. Enjoy that ring y'all w- oh wait.
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Hack//signify @hacksignify.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Didn't the season just start? Like I'm excited about her too, but sometimes y'all act like she's the second coming of Christ and it's pretty annoying.
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Hack//signify @hacksignify.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Cool, still a mediocre rich kid carried by exceptional talent his whole career
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Hack//signify @hacksignify.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
I want whatever will piss off the dorks most. I'm hoping for Brittney Griner
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Hack//signify @hacksignify.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
This looks like a neat game. Gonna look around for it after I get off
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Hack//signify @hacksignify.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
You know what fair
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Hack//signify @hacksignify.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Y'all had a microwave, didn't ya?
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Hack//signify @hacksignify.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
But did she die tho?
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Hack//signify @hacksignify.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Nanu nanu
static.klipy.com
Mork in Red Suit Posing
ALT: Mork in Red Suit Posing
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Hack//signify @hacksignify.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
I still think about the time my friend (a bucks fan) tried to tell me "I'm sorry you lost but you gotta understand this was it first championship since the 70's" Fucking
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Hack//signify @hacksignify.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
"I killed fiddy men"
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Hack//signify @hacksignify.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
When MJ was popping off people the same things about Kareem still being the goat Same shit new dumbass
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Hack//signify @hacksignify.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
The goat debate is the worst thing about basketball
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Hack//signify @hacksignify.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
What a perfect little bean. Protect
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Hack//signify @hacksignify.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
"No, you have to let them hang out of the pot and cook unevenly!" Y'all are a bunch of nerds
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Hack//signify @hacksignify.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
To be fair, the insecurity is from people like me calling it "baby tennis" which is fair I think
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Hack//signify @hacksignify.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
I genuinely think we'd be better off just going to a standard draft and sucking it up. Tanking doesn't really stike me as the problem with the NBA. The problem has almost always been corruption, a problem that worsened when we decided sports betting is cool and normal
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Hack//signify @hacksignify.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Mom says we got gender at home
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Hack//signify @hacksignify.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
media.tenor.com
a futuristic car is driving down a street with a rainbow of lights behind it
ALT: a futuristic car is driving down a street with a rainbow of lights behind it
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Hack//signify @hacksignify.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
I blame melee sweats
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Hack//signify @hacksignify.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
*gasp* butter is my favorite food
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Hack//signify @hacksignify.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
As a dad that genuinely makes me happy. Good for you dude
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Hack//signify @hacksignify.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
I'm already paranoid to an unhealthy extent, please...
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Hack//signify @hacksignify.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
I'd be fed up by the fact that he's a hack who's been carried during his entire career/life
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Hack//signify @hacksignify.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Dat butt tho
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Carmen Klomparens @carmparens.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
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Hack//signify @hacksignify.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Moving cause my landlord jacked my rent way up and I just wanna be done. I'm tired
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Hack//signify @hacksignify.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Well, that aside I would just take the time to remember that if the movie sucks, the source material is still there. Good luck, hope it's good though
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Hack//signify @hacksignify.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
It's not that I don't think men deserve the heat but like... Didn't one make bloodborne?
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Hack//signify @hacksignify.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Everyone is being a grumpy cunt with me today and I need it to stop. It's turning me into a grumpy cunt and that's not good for anyon And like, if it was a me thing I'd be fine with that. That said I haven't done shit to no one and I feel very confused. I do not know what the fuck is up Dennys
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Hack//signify @hacksignify.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
I'm such a sucker for big things
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Hack//signify @hacksignify.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
That's exciting. Probably next time I get bored with my current drug
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Hack//signify @hacksignify.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
That looks like a fun game to try out
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Hack//signify @hacksignify.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Do you need my address?
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Hack//signify @hacksignify.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Wish
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