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Things to Do in Denver When You’re Deadass

@hackett.bsky.social
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Attorney, writer, dad. Stories in PseudoPod, DailySF, and elsewhere. Codex. Bad runner, worse climber (he/they)

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Things to Do in Denver When You’re Deadass @hackett.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh man, I was just thinking that I recognized that shelf!
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 29/09/2026
In which Eric Schmitt, rumored candidate for VP in an (ugh) JD Vance 2028 presidential run, pre-emptively loses 22 electoral votes in Georgia and Iowa
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Things to Do in Denver When You’re Deadass @hackett.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Saw a Waymo yield to a runner crossing at a 4-way stop this morning and he waved and nodded at it to say thank you like one would to a human driver
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Things to Do in Denver When You’re Deadass @hackett.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“I got some groceries, some peanut butter, To last a couple of days But I ain't got no speakers, ain't got no headphones, Ain't got no records to play”
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Things to Do in Denver When You’re Deadass @hackett.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I had a law school call me to soft ask if I’d enroll if they accepted my application, and when I started asking about scholarships and costs they thanked me for my “candor” and sent me a rejection
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Things to Do in Denver When You’re Deadass @hackett.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
So fucking good
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Things to Do in Denver When You’re Deadass @hackett.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Mission accomplished
Built to Spill on stage at Paper Tiger
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Things to Do in Denver When You’re Deadass @hackett.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Saw a Waymo on the bed of a tow truck yesterday, with its chingaderas still spinning. Made me think of an unplugged game controller in the hands of a toddler: “Yeah, you’re doing it, little fella. Look at you go.”
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Things to Do in Denver When You’re Deadass @hackett.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
On it 🫡
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Things to Do in Denver When You’re Deadass @hackett.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
They’re playing here tomorrow!
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Things to Do in Denver When You’re Deadass @hackett.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Cyberpunks are Frequently, Secretly Fond of Each Other
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Things to Do in Denver When You’re Deadass @hackett.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Mammas Don’t Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Cyberpunks
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Things to Do in Denver When You’re Deadass @hackett.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My Heroes Have Always Been Cyberpunks
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Things to Do in Denver When You’re Deadass @hackett.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Cemetery Man on the Criterion Channel is the only thing that can save us now
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Things to Do in Denver When You’re Deadass @hackett.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
How much darker can it get? Passed a handwritten sign this morning: “Cash 4 Diabetes supplies”
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Things to Do in Denver When You’re Deadass @hackett.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Oh no, please don’t let this be your version of homemade mayonnaise in the South Pacific
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Things to Do in Denver When You’re Deadass @hackett.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Congrats on the house! Glad you’re still plugging away, it’s good stuff
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Things to Do in Denver When You’re Deadass @hackett.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I approved of this policy 😬👀
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Things to Do in Denver When You’re Deadass @hackett.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Eagerly awaiting my copy to arrive after this reading bsky.app/profile/hack...
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Things to Do in Denver When You’re Deadass @hackett.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I was there and can confirm. Also @joshrountree.bsky.social, @comptonwrites.bsky.social. Such a great panel and audience
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Things to Do in Denver When You’re Deadass @hackett.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Had so much fun at @armadillocon.bsky.social this weekend I forgot to take photos. It might have been the best year yet for me, and I’m already pining for next year’s
It’s me, reading to a not-empty room, though you can’t see the audience in this picture
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Things to Do in Denver When You’re Deadass @hackett.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Chairman @bruces.bsky.social read at the closing ceremonies of @armadillocon.bsky.social from his old collaboration with Howard Waldrop, a medieval Japanese tale of spies and investigation and mono no aware. Perfect ending
The venerable @bruces reading at the closing ceremonies of Armadillocon
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Things to Do in Denver When You’re Deadass @hackett.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The song I was trying to think of with @themorbidzoo.bsky.social this afternoon
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Endless Bookshelf @endlessbookshelf.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
operated by machine minds Chris Brown (aka @christopherbrown.bsky.social ) reading "Wild Cats and Predatory Robots” / at Armadillocon
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Things to Do in Denver When You’re Deadass @hackett.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I’m at Armadillocon again this weekend! Hope to see you here
My Armadillocon schedule:
Saturday, September 12
1pm
The Cruel Magic of Wishes
Cherry, 1pm - 1:55pm
4pm
What You Should Have Read This Year
Cherry, 4pm - 4:55pm
5:30pm
Speculative Poetry Exquisite Corpse
Sycamore, 5:30pm - 6:25pm
8pm
Roasting Writing Advice
Cedar, 8pm - 8:55pm
Sunday, September 13
10:30am
Reading - Clayton Hackett
Pecan, 10:30am - 10:55am
11:30am
Is LitRPG the next cyberpunk? Was Dungeon Crawler Carl a fluke?
Sycamore, 11:30am - 12:25pm

2pm
Is There an "American" Vampire Story?
Cherry, 2pm - 2:55pm
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Things to Do in Denver When You’re Deadass @hackett.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I do 🤘🏻
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Things to Do in Denver When You’re Deadass @hackett.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
“Still has time to write.” Let me show you how you, too, can publish one 100-word story every four years 😅
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Things to Do in Denver When You’re Deadass @hackett.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Jack Nicholson's Iconic Nod
Alt: Jack Nicholson's Iconic Nod
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Gavin, Small Beer (closed due to long covid), &c. @gavingrant.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Forgot to post one of my favorite covers — *so* hard to track down pre-internet: Sisters of Mercy, Jolene youtu.be/9a4bEtXW86g?...
youtu.be
The Sisters of Mercy @ Jolene (Live)
YouTube video by sisterstekland aka pascal
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Howling.
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Things to Do in Denver When You’re Deadass @hackett.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I had a similar thought. How long before one of them gets tazed while pulling his pud?
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Scott Peterson @meatfarley.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
When your red county chud uncle says there are “no-go zones in Murder-apolis”, this is what he is actually describing.
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Endless Bookshelf @endlessbookshelf.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
in memoriam : John Crowley 1 December 1942 - 8 August 2026 a great writer, a great reader, & a great friend endlessbookshelf.net/2022/12/10/s...
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Things to Do in Denver When You’re Deadass @hackett.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Many happy returns, jess!
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Things to Do in Denver When You’re Deadass @hackett.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I can imagine. I’m sure I’d feel the same
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Things to Do in Denver When You’re Deadass @hackett.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I hear that. For me, even when things had been "over" for a good long while and it all was for the best, the big day was still a heavy one for me; so if that's the case for you too, sending good vibes your way
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Things to Do in Denver When You’re Deadass @hackett.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Hey @komara.bsky.social come get your boy
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Things to Do in Denver When You’re Deadass @hackett.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Seconding what Cargill said
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John Wiswell @wiswell.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Sometimes the solution to a problem is to be a dick about it.
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Things to Do in Denver When You’re Deadass @hackett.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Me: How much darker can it get? 2026: What if we add narco-cannibals?
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ray. @ray.wtf · 30/07/2026
how many zombies would rob zombie rob if rob zombie could rob zombies?
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Robzombie & Devil Headbanging
ALT: Robzombie & Devil Headbanging
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Things to Do in Denver When You’re Deadass @hackett.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
KILLIN’ THOMAS available now in theaters and streaming
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Things to Do in Denver When You’re Deadass @hackett.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I think about this story a lot, consistently, ever since I first read it years ago.
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Things to Do in Denver When You’re Deadass @hackett.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I think it’s entirely reasonable to be mad about this
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Things to Do in Denver When You’re Deadass @hackett.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The spam skit, but make it ramen
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James Reeves @jamesreeves.co · 16/07/2026
A summer of orange skies and intestinal illness seems like an appropriate response to today’s conditions.
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Things to Do in Denver When You’re Deadass @hackett.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
"it's an older code, but it checks out"
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Things to Do in Denver When You’re Deadass @hackett.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Me, eating Swedish fish: I take one, one, one ‘cuz you left me And two, two, two for my family
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Things to Do in Denver When You’re Deadass @hackett.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Sleep deprivation making for a surreal day back home after readercon. Grocery run ended with a novel temptation at the checkout stand, quickly followed by crossing paths with one of our better state representatives wearing a J Dilla t-shirt
Grocery store checkout rack featuring a publication titled “Haunted History of Old San Antonio.”
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Things to Do in Denver When You’re Deadass @hackett.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Michael was kind to humor my dumb "big smiles everybody" joke
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