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Things to Do in Denver When You’re Deadass

@hackett.bsky.social
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Attorney, writer, dad. Stories in PseudoPod, DailySF, and elsewhere. Codex. Bad runner, worse climber (he/they)

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Things to Do in Denver When You’re Deadass @hackett.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Holy fuck I did it. First ultra in the books #tacobell50k #ultramarathon
Yours truly yelling like a madman with arms upraised in victory at the drive through finish line of a Taco Bell
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Things to Do in Denver When You’re Deadass @hackett.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Mission accomplished
Built to Spill on stage at Paper Tiger
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Things to Do in Denver When You’re Deadass @hackett.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Had so much fun at @armadillocon.bsky.social this weekend I forgot to take photos. It might have been the best year yet for me, and I’m already pining for next year’s
It’s me, reading to a not-empty room, though you can’t see the audience in this picture
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Things to Do in Denver When You’re Deadass @hackett.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Chairman @bruces.bsky.social read at the closing ceremonies of @armadillocon.bsky.social from his old collaboration with Howard Waldrop, a medieval Japanese tale of spies and investigation and mono no aware. Perfect ending
The venerable @bruces reading at the closing ceremonies of Armadillocon
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Things to Do in Denver When You’re Deadass @hackett.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I’m at Armadillocon again this weekend! Hope to see you here
My Armadillocon schedule:
Saturday, September 12
1pm
The Cruel Magic of Wishes
Cherry, 1pm - 1:55pm
4pm
What You Should Have Read This Year
Cherry, 4pm - 4:55pm
5:30pm
Speculative Poetry Exquisite Corpse
Sycamore, 5:30pm - 6:25pm
8pm
Roasting Writing Advice
Cedar, 8pm - 8:55pm
Sunday, September 13
10:30am
Reading - Clayton Hackett
Pecan, 10:30am - 10:55am
11:30am
Is LitRPG the next cyberpunk? Was Dungeon Crawler Carl a fluke?
Sycamore, 11:30am - 12:25pm

2pm
Is There an "American" Vampire Story?
Cherry, 2pm - 2:55pm
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Things to Do in Denver When You’re Deadass @hackett.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Sleep deprivation making for a surreal day back home after readercon. Grocery run ended with a novel temptation at the checkout stand, quickly followed by crossing paths with one of our better state representatives wearing a J Dilla t-shirt
Grocery store checkout rack featuring a publication titled “Haunted History of Old San Antonio.”
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Things to Do in Denver When You’re Deadass @hackett.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I’ve been given the solemn duty of guarding the celebratory canollis for the @reckoningmag.bsky.social 10-year anniversary
Close up of a closed box of canollis from LaCascia’s bakery
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Things to Do in Denver When You’re Deadass @hackett.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Sneak peak at rehabilitated harpies and Wagner from @marissalingen.bsky.social’s forthcoming novella
Marissa Lingen, masked, reading into a microphone
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Things to Do in Denver When You’re Deadass @hackett.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
19th century Jewish immigrant experience in New York, through @matthewkressel.net’s lens of dark fantasy
Matt Kressel in glasses and a “PKD made me do it” shirt reading to an audience
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Things to Do in Denver When You’re Deadass @hackett.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Rotting horrors in the forest with @michaeljdeluca.bsky.social
Michael J DeLuca, masked, reading from a table  to an audience off camera
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Things to Do in Denver When You’re Deadass @hackett.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Celestial beings and war-torn Warsaw with @djolder.bsky.social
Daniel José Older sitting on a table, holding a microphone and addressing an audience
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Things to Do in Denver When You’re Deadass @hackett.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
From this morning’s trail run, where I got to encounter two rabbits, two minibears, and a hawk. This place is gorgeous
A rabbit on a gravel pathGreenery surrounding the water at the south end of Mill Pond Conservation Area Yours truly, sweaty and haggard, on the north dam of Mill Pond
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Things to Do in Denver When You’re Deadass @hackett.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Final girl problems with @acwise.bsky.social
AC Wise reading into a mic on a table  in front of a mostly unseen audience
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Things to Do in Denver When You’re Deadass @hackett.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Time loops and labor relations with @atgreenblatt.bsky.social
AT Greenblatt reading to an unseen audience, while seated at a table with a microphone
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Things to Do in Denver When You’re Deadass @hackett.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Kicking off Readercon with a fantastic AI sendup by @richardbutner.com
Richard Butner, seated at a table and looking dapper in a jacket and kerchief, addressing an audience off camera
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Things to Do in Denver When You’re Deadass @hackett.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
And by “good adventure” I’m using @semi-rad.com’s definition, from his flow chart postcard on my fridge
A flow chart with most of the results being “not a good adventure” or “it was a good adventure”
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Things to Do in Denver When You’re Deadass @hackett.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Today was the first time she came along on my run. Our speeds don’t align, but it all worked out. Between the rain and her first real spill, it was a good adventure #dadshit
Me, the middle aged white guy with the bad beard and goofy smile, running behind my daughter on her bike on a neighborhood street
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Things to Do in Denver When You’re Deadass @hackett.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Last weekend at the finish line. Not fast but getting faster.
Yours truly, a middle aged white dude with a graying beard, “running” at the end of a race
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Things to Do in Denver When You’re Deadass @hackett.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Homestar Runner saying “Baleeted!”
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Things to Do in Denver When You’re Deadass @hackett.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Diedrich Bader in OFFICE SPACE, with his glorious mullet and handlebar mustache
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Things to Do in Denver When You’re Deadass @hackett.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Print I bought last year that I still need to frame and hang
An art print showing the pixelated solider from the 90s fps shooter DOOM on a pink background with the text “Male Loneliness Epidemic”
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Things to Do in Denver When You’re Deadass @hackett.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
A slow ten miles through the Hill Country State Natural Area this morning
The view from an overlook in the Texas Hill Country, juniper trees and limestone under a cloudy sky
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Things to Do in Denver When You’re Deadass @hackett.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Dropped by @ghoulish.bsky.social tonight and got a nice haul, including @scribeofhades.bsky.social’s Shitshow and @sanfordallen.bsky.social’s Deadly Passage. Added bonus learning about Occulto! Monthly News
The cover of an alternative tabloid paper purporting to show giant pan dulce flying like UFOs over a bakery with the headline “Unidentified Aerial Pan!!”
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Things to Do in Denver When You’re Deadass @hackett.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Evergreen Valentines from young Werner WernerHerzogvalentines.com
A virtual Valentine’s Day card with a black and white photo of a young mustachioed Werner Herzog. “Valentine, in your eyes I see the light, the heat; also the chaos, hostility, and murder.”
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Things to Do in Denver When You’re Deadass @hackett.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Wonderful event tonight listening to @johnpicacio.bsky.social interview @comptonwrites.bsky.social about his new horror novel DEAD FIRST at @nowherebookshop.bsky.social, with a bonus of running into the fantastic @celsohurtado.bsky.social. Love it
John Picacio and Johnny Compton in front of an audience in Nowhere Bookshop
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Things to Do in Denver When You’re Deadass @hackett.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Seven slow miles through clouds of cedar pollen at Government Canyon today, and then bought ten boxes of Girl Scout cookies
A middle aged white dude with a Padres cap, a running vest, and a bad beard “running” through cedar trees under blue skies
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Things to Do in Denver When You’re Deadass @hackett.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Never done 26.2 before. Everything hurts
Me, a middle aged white dude looking sweaty and exhausted, biting a San Antonio Marathon finisher medal like that meme
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Things to Do in Denver When You’re Deadass @hackett.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Screenshot of a text message:
Sooooo Good. [Redacted] was like “OH my God where was this!” I said, “Clay wrote it.” “I thought he was a Lawyer!”
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Things to Do in Denver When You’re Deadass @hackett.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
If you want a short, too real scare for this Halloween, I have a 100-word story in this free online collection Im this week’s @sacurrent.bsky.social that has gotten some powerful feedback, thanks to @fuckmaxbooth.bsky.social and @sanfordallen.bsky.social
A text message saying “Seriously, you walked over my fucking grave with that 📝 dude”
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Things to Do in Denver When You’re Deadass @hackett.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Great turnout and energy tonight. Martha is a treasure, and this event felt like a balm in trying times.
A seated audience in a bookstore in front of author Martha Wells and the event host A more zoomed in shot of Wells in front of the audience at Nowhere Bookshop
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Things to Do in Denver When You’re Deadass @hackett.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
And the crowd presses the stage with @johnpicacio.bsky.social revealing his original artwork from the double insert spread in THE INVISIBLE PARADE for the first time. A fitting end to the con
A crowd presses in on John Picacio on stage with his artwork
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Things to Do in Denver When You’re Deadass @hackett.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Yesterday morning on my run, I tried to find the giant trees along Onion Creek that @endlessbookshelf.bsky.social wrote about last year. Misjudged my means of ingress and wound up at Dove Springs instead, and was joined by a friendly pit mix for a mile or so on my way back
A creek bed running through a forest at dawn. The far bank is elevated, and there standing water and gravel in the creek. A stray dog trotting down the sidewall in a residential neighborhood Some sweaty schmuck taking a selfie at the creek bed from the other photo
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Things to Do in Denver When You’re Deadass @hackett.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Yesterday’s reading with Patrice Sarath and this morning’s with @joshrountree.bsky.social
Patrice Sarath at a round table reading in front of a laptop, with her book Into the Dark displayed Josh Rountree showing his book The Unkillable Frank Lightning
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Things to Do in Denver When You’re Deadass @hackett.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Oh shit, Space Squid karaoke!
People singing in front of a karaoke screenDerek Austin Johnson singing Prince’s “Kiss”DRR Chang singing Matthew Bey singing
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Things to Do in Denver When You’re Deadass @hackett.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
The @ghoulish.bsky.social reading, with @fuckmaxbooth.bsky.social, @bobpastorella.com, the hilarious Andrew Hilbert, and Jess Hagemann
Max Booth with green hair introducing the reading Bob Pastorella reading to an audience Andrew Hillbert showing his bookJess Hagemann presenting her book
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Things to Do in Denver When You’re Deadass @hackett.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Fun afternoon readings by @williamledbetter.bsky.social, Matthew Bey, @christopherbrown.bsky.social, and @markfinn.bsky.social, between my panels
Bill Ledbetter sitting at a table with other people, getting ready to readMatthew Bey, in a baseball cap, reading at a round table Christopher Brown reading to fansMark Finn reading to fans
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Things to Do in Denver When You’re Deadass @hackett.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
A great morning at @armadillocon.bsky.social, attending readings by @thatdavidhopkins.com, Michelle Muenzler, @pdjeliclark.bsky.social, and @mightymur.bsky.social
David Hopkins, a bearded man, reading at a podiumMichelle Muenzler reading from her laptop with a jar of cookies next to her P Djeli Clark, wearing a baseball cap, reading at a podiumMur Lafferty, wearing a cap, reading to an audience around a round table
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Things to Do in Denver When You’re Deadass @hackett.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Stoked to be a panelist at @armadillocon.bsky.social again this year! If you’re around, hope to see you there
A screenshot of my schedule for Armadillocon this year: 

Friday, September 12
5:30pm
Is Being a Writer Worth Paying the Self-employment Taxes?
Ballroom D, 5:30pm - 6:25pm
9pm
Erotica and Horror: Bodies and Relationships
Ballroom D, 9pm - 9:55pm

Saturday, September 13
2:30pm
What You Should Have Read This Year
Ballroom D, 2:30pm - 3:25pm
7pm
What is the Value of Climate Fiction?
Southpark A, 7pm - 7:55pm
9pm
Severance, Foundation and the AppleTV Prestige SF Renaissance
Southpark A, 9pm - 9:55pm
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Things to Do in Denver When You’re Deadass @hackett.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Great turnout at @johnpicacio.bsky.social and Leigh Bardugo’s event for The Invisible Parade at TPR today
Two authors sitting on a stage before a large audience
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Things to Do in Denver When You’re Deadass @hackett.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Black Francis of the Pixies singing into a microphone
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Things to Do in Denver When You’re Deadass @hackett.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Portrait black and white of a smiling man in a jacket and tie, Jelly Roll Morton
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Things to Do in Denver When You’re Deadass @hackett.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Had a great time with @joshrountree.bsky.social, @rickklaw.bsky.social, @comptonwrites.bsky.social, @fuckmaxbooth.bsky.social, @lphernandez.bsky.social, and @daj42.bsky.social at the launch party for The Unkillable Frank Lightning at @ghoulish.bsky.social
LP Hernandez interviewing Josh Rountree at Ghoulish Books in San Antonio, Texas
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Things to Do in Denver When You’re Deadass @hackett.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Just tore through the second half of @sgj.bsky.social’s THE BUFFALO HUNTER HUNTER, and yeah, this just might be my new favorite vampire novel. My heart is full.
The cover of Stephen Graham Jones’s The Buffalo Hunter Hunter, which shows a bison head in right profile and red and black text
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Things to Do in Denver When You’re Deadass @hackett.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Stumbled into a different kind of sanctum on Sunday morning
Hubcaps hung from trees in a grove Close up of a hubcap with a reflector hanging off of it, attached to a tree in a wooded area
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Things to Do in Denver When You’re Deadass @hackett.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
A little outdated with the gendering, but the recent news reminded me of this old gem from from the Principia Discordia
A gold card with text: 

THE BEARER OF THIS CARD IS A GENUINE AND AUTHORIZED
POPE
So Please Treat Him/Her Right
GOOD FOREVER
Authorized by the House of Apostles of Eris
Every man, woman and child on this Earth is a genuine and authorized Pope.
Reproduce and distribute these cards freely • P.O.E.E. Head Temple, San Francisco
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Things to Do in Denver When You’re Deadass @hackett.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Midlife crises have leveled up. First half marathon in the books.
Some slow jackass at the finish line of a foot race, looking tired and silly
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Things to Do in Denver When You’re Deadass @hackett.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Already fucking up 2025 #dadshit
A dad and his two kids standing on an overlook of a forested canyon
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Things to Do in Denver When You’re Deadass @hackett.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
What have I become? (Willingly running in the Santa Antonio 5K)
Some schmuck in a Santa costume looking miserable as he crosses the finish line in a race
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Things to Do in Denver When You’re Deadass @hackett.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Kudos to whoever made the taxidermy badgers at the museum look like big fans of Half Baked
Two stuffed badgers with squinty eyes, one looks like it is smiling.
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Things to Do in Denver When You’re Deadass @hackett.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
Morning run, after the election
A shattered toilet amidst green vines on a hill, as seen from above
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