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Haz 🏳️‍⚧️🌌

@haafk.bsky.social
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UK.They/Them, Transmasc. AuADHD, scientist, LARPer, artist, gamer🏳️‍🌈. Antiracist, antiableist. Sapphoachilliean, polyam.

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Haz 🏳️‍⚧️🌌 @haafk.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Every day I see lefty AI images and it's like seeing pacifist messaging on a gun. Yes, it IS bad when wealthy plutocrats use their power and influence to destroy the environment, fund wars and promote facism. Hmm. Lots to think about.
'Cool motive, still gross'
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Haz 🏳️‍⚧️🌌 @haafk.bsky.social · 5h
just because a bunch of far right russian bots were wiped and line go down it does not mean that rising facism was fake and is over now. that being said, hahahahahhahahaaHAHAHAHAHAAAHA
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Haz 🏳️‍⚧️🌌 @haafk.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I think it's fairly well understood that watching someone be killed violently kind of fucks kids up, so i can only assume the intention is to create a generation of maladjusted sociopaths to restock the GOP staffing pool
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Haz 🏳️‍⚧️🌌 @haafk.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I was investigating the parts of the attic adjoining my rented room with a pal, finding loads of old clothes which we gathered together on my floor. Friend, holding up a pair of trousers: WOAH oh my god these are HUUUUGE haha wtf?? Me, as stony-faced as I could manage: Those are mine.
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Haz 🏳️‍⚧️🌌 @haafk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
YES YES same deal with my mom. Bi? Trans? AuADHD? Fat? Drugs for fun? Supremely chill. Not chill: My consumption of 'processed' foods, beleiving most people aren't theives and liars, and occasionally prioritizing my partner's wellbeing? Not wanting an Apple Watch? Idiotic, childish, naiive.
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Haz 🏳️‍⚧️🌌 @haafk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
rebranding unflavoured condoms to 'plastic flavour' and making a million bucks selling to neurodivergent spru-chewers
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Siobhán 🪏 @shibbi.me · 27/09/2026
I just got done assigning genders to each of my body parts, and boy are my arms
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Haz 🏳️‍⚧️🌌 @haafk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Abraham: No better. Sampson: Well, sir. Gregory: Say 'better:' here comes one of my master's kinsmen: Sampson: Yes, better, sir. Abraham: You motherfucker-
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Haz 🏳️‍⚧️🌌 @haafk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The way AI images are over-detailed and crammed full of unnecessary texture has exactly the same vibe as a Landlord Special, but flipped. Emulsion is used to simulate upkeep and mask/flatten irregular surfaces. Too much detail leaves nothing to interpret and so arouses the same type of suspicion.
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Haz 🏳️‍⚧️🌌 @haafk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The way Garfield's friends treat him with kindness, are always happy to see him, invite him to join their fun, visit him often, look after him when he is unwell or isolated - even though he doesn't consider any of them 'friends' - is EXACTLY how you should be treating your depressed friends.
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Haz 🏳️‍⚧️🌌 @haafk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Actors need to be allowed to be ugly again
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Haz 🏳️‍⚧️🌌 @haafk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
my taste in women is impeccable and baffling, even to me
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Molly McQueen 🏳️‍⚧️☯️☭🍓 @subtlypunk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Lursa and Betor are the Patty and Selma of Star Trek.
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Haz 🏳️‍⚧️🌌 @haafk.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
'Main characters looks like dolls: some models, particularly the villians, appear to be intricately carved from wood - but link and zelda's soft, dewy designs seem have more in common with hyperrealistic ball-jointed art dolls, and these seem at odds' - paraphrasing a video i just watched.
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Haz 🏳️‍⚧️🌌 @haafk.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
'a maximalist rendering that crams detail into every visible inch', but refuses to move away from the original stylised modelling, and therefore gives off a sort of 'landlord special' dissonance
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Haz 🏳️‍⚧️🌌 @haafk.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
My mom often criticises the part of Muppets Christmas Carol where Scrooge sings "If you want to know the measure of a man, simply count his friends" as such: "So having lots of friends makes you a better person? Bullshit." This is a more nuanced take than whatever this new movie wants to do.
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Haz 🏳️‍⚧️🌌 @haafk.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Asbestos certainly won't result in slow debilitating side effects for the next 3 generations. Asbestos absolutely isn't going to be so inextricably integrated into our built works that it cannot be safely removed without endangering the structure of hundreds of publically-funded institutions.
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Haz 🏳️‍⚧️🌌 @haafk.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Fifth Element is my favourite movie. My respect for Chappell grows ever stronger. If you have not seen it, it is a bizarrely straight-pitched queer-coded movie shot for the female gaze. There is nothing in it that appeals directly to a cishet man. Gary Oldman is in it.
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Haz 🏳️‍⚧️🌌 @haafk.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Saw a person using a laser pointer at the kink club, went right up to them and said 'Yo, cut that shit out. You could blind someone.' and they fucking did. Dom voice works.
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Haz 🏳️‍⚧️🌌 @haafk.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
impatient waluigi at a glory hole
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Haz 🏳️‍⚧️🌌 @haafk.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Good morning bsky I'm eepy but I have to go to the store for walnuts
Sleepy white transmasculine person in a red checked shirt, wearing sunglasses. SO  sleepy. The sleepiest.
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Haz 🏳️‍⚧️🌌 @haafk.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Can someone explain why people are talking about lanyards? And it is like, actual lanyards, right? like... the little fabric ropes you put around your neck to hold your ID?
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Haz 🏳️‍⚧️🌌 @haafk.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
my reaction to this is how i imagine lovecraftian protagonists feel when they see colours and shapes that do not exist in their world, and feel insane when they no longer can. Looking at this drives me mad. Not looking at this drives me mad. drip beyond mortal comprehension.
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Haz 🏳️‍⚧️🌌 @haafk.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
10. No one talks to me at work. I never get stopped by canvassers. No one approaches me to flirt or even yell slurs at me! I tell ya I get too much respect - to much respect at all!
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Haz 🏳️‍⚧️🌌 @haafk.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
And then you say 'It doesn't matter' or 'I don't want to talk about it' and they just say 'Why? :)' Like. Did you not hear me? Did my strange accent confuse you? Did you in fact hear 'I don't want to talk about it WINK WINK :):) hehe'? NOW IMAGINE THIS HAPPENS TO YOU ONCE A MONTH FOR 30 YEARS
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Haz 🏳️‍⚧️🌌 @haafk.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
'oh they are just being friendly, trying to get to know you' no motherfucker they are trying to speedrun knowing me by making the next 60 minutes of my life Exotic Immigrant Storytime Hour WHICH IS NOT FUN FOR ME
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Haz 🏳️‍⚧️🌌 @haafk.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I have a US accent despite living in the UK for nearly 30 years. People are insane about it. They are desperate to interrogate me about the audacity of my voice, impatiently waiting for the first opportunity to ask where I come from even though they have already made an assumption.
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Haz 🏳️‍⚧️🌌 @haafk.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
How do i tell my housemates that it is okay to have a babyplay kink, I don't care, but someone has to take ownership of the softplay mat left in the washing machine. I see the unadorned play frame under the stairs. I am not an idiot.
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Haz 🏳️‍⚧️🌌 @haafk.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I can't beleive I've wasted a lot of my adulthood avoiding getting in good trouble with activism because of potential career blowback when some pasty cunt has, until recently, remained academically employed for years whilst publically endorsing racism.
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Haz 🏳️‍⚧️🌌 @haafk.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
<scouting post-doc jobs abroad> Okay, which moderately-progressive country is currently experiencing the least amount of resurgent facism these days?
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Haz 🏳️‍⚧️🌌 @haafk.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Making a little comic about my thesis and heeheehoohoo it looks so goooood
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Pᴜʀᴇ Dᴇᴀᴅ Gᴀᴍɪɴɢ @puredeadgaming.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
OK this is incredibly cool. A gamer has created floppy disks of his Steam collection and they act as executables to launch that game.
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Haz 🏳️‍⚧️🌌 @haafk.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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ceej @ceej.online · 20/08/2026
they put up a dada center just outside of town and life has been unbearable ever since. thing looks like a fucking fish
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Haz 🏳️‍⚧️🌌 @haafk.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
You are SO correct about ALL of this.
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Haz 🏳️‍⚧️🌌 @haafk.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I'm obsessed with his squire just trying on his helmet for funxies
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Haz 🏳️‍⚧️🌌 @haafk.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Local Cinema showings: Touch of Evil I Saw The TV Glow Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma Leviticus Catch Me If You Can So. uh, is this trans programmer single or...?
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Haz 🏳️‍⚧️🌌 @haafk.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
"Hey Vasquez, you ever been mistaken for a man?" "No, have you?" THIS WAS EXTREMELY FORMATIVE
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Haz 🏳️‍⚧️🌌 @haafk.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Unfortunately I do not live very near Athena, otherwise *obviously* this is the play
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Haz 🏳️‍⚧️🌌 @haafk.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Hello other time zone, I am also here! Please DM me to chat! I am watching a VOD of #LRR play a LOTR card game that I do not understand. I have restarted it six times.
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CocoEagle @cocoeagle.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I cannot express this any better.... the frustration is real
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Haz 🏳️‍⚧️🌌 @haafk.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Manifest me a girlfriend chat. I'm very flexible; I can be a flowers and poetry princess-pleaser, a fun buddy who is good for kissin' and foolin', or simply the lady's choice of the meat/butcher dichotomy.
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Haz 🏳️‍⚧️🌌 @haafk.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
So yeah, people getting diagnosed as adults - they've always had ADHD. But they might had experiened something like this: a sudden transition to a way of living that requires more of them than they are used to, and drawing deep from a pool that is now draining faster than it is being filled.
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Haz 🏳️‍⚧️🌌 @haafk.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
budgeting, paying bills, working full time and juggling multiple hobbies were all much easier when someone else was there to share the mental load, to help me check my pockets before i left home, and encourage me to do things. The few neurotransmitters I had were no longer up to the job. 🧵
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Haz 🏳️‍⚧️🌌 @haafk.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
But the thing is, I had lived at home until 19, lived in uni halls and student accom until I was 22, and lived with a partner ever since. Then I moved away from my partner to a professional houseshare with strangers, and suddenly I had to figure out how to run my life on my own. /2🧵
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Haz 🏳️‍⚧️🌌 @haafk.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I was diagnosed with ADHD as a child, lived untreated for most of my life, and then sought a diagnosis when I was an adult because my symptoms had started impacting my life much more noticably. My psychiatrist was skeptical at first, because ADHD is not really supposed to get worse as you age. 🧵
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Haz 🏳️‍⚧️🌌 @haafk.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
It makes me feel very insane when the estate agent calls on Monday to ask whether someone will be at home between 10am and 3pm on Tuesday for an inspection. Yes a small number of people do not work or WFH, but by sheer probability you HAVE to assume the answer is 'no, are you fucking kidding?'
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Haz 🏳️‍⚧️🌌 @haafk.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Once you notice that Andy Burnham is doing Mayor Shit as PM you can't unnotice it
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Haz 🏳️‍⚧️🌌 @haafk.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Incredible, inexplicable, nonsexual dream featuring @theabigailthorn.bsky.social @postoctobrist.bsky.social and @mattielubchansky.com desperately trying to thwart my attempts to create an artificial planet in virtual reality. MY BRAIN HAS BEEN POISONED BY THE TRANSFEM PODCASTVERSE
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Haz 🏳️‍⚧️🌌 @haafk.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
AH PISS
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