Haz 🏳️⚧️🌌 @haafk.bsky.social · 12mjust because a bunch of far right russian bots were wiped and line go down it does not mean that rising facism was fake and is over now. that being said, hahahahahhahahaaHAHAHAHAHAAAHA 000
Haz 🏳️⚧️🌌 @haafk.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I think it's fairly well understood that watching someone be killed violently kind of fucks kids up, so i can only assume the intention is to create a generation of maladjusted sociopaths to restock the GOP staffing pool 000
Haz 🏳️⚧️🌌 @haafk.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I was investigating the parts of the attic adjoining my rented room with a pal, finding loads of old clothes which we gathered together on my floor. Friend, holding up a pair of trousers: WOAH oh my god these are HUUUUGE haha wtf?? Me, as stony-faced as I could manage: Those are mine. 010
Haz 🏳️⚧️🌌 @haafk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026rebranding unflavoured condoms to 'plastic flavour' and making a million bucks selling to neurodivergent spru-chewers 000
Reposted by Haz 🏳️⚧️🌌Siobhán @shibbi.me · 27/09/2026I just got done assigning genders to each of my body parts, and boy are my arms 111292317
Haz 🏳️⚧️🌌 @haafk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Abraham: No better. Sampson: Well, sir. Gregory: Say 'better:' here comes one of my master's kinsmen: Sampson: Yes, better, sir. Abraham: You motherfucker- 020
Haz 🏳️⚧️🌌 @haafk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The way AI images are over-detailed and crammed full of unnecessary texture has exactly the same vibe as a Landlord Special, but flipped. Emulsion is used to simulate upkeep and mask/flatten irregular surfaces. Too much detail leaves nothing to interpret and so arouses the same type of suspicion. 010
Haz 🏳️⚧️🌌 @haafk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026The way Garfield's friends treat him with kindness, are always happy to see him, invite him to join their fun, visit him often, look after him when he is unwell or isolated - even though he doesn't consider any of them 'friends' - is EXACTLY how you should be treating your depressed friends. 000
Haz 🏳️⚧️🌌 @haafk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026my taste in women is impeccable and baffling, even to me 031
Reposted by Haz 🏳️⚧️🌌Molly McQueen 🏳️⚧️☯️☭🍓 @subtlypunk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Lursa and Betor are the Patty and Selma of Star Trek. 310020
Haz 🏳️⚧️🌌 @haafk.bsky.social · 01/09/2026My mom often criticises the part of Muppets Christmas Carol where Scrooge sings "If you want to know the measure of a man, simply count his friends" as such: "So having lots of friends makes you a better person? Bullshit." This is a more nuanced take than whatever this new movie wants to do. 000
Haz 🏳️⚧️🌌 @haafk.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Asbestos certainly won't result in slow debilitating side effects for the next 3 generations. Asbestos absolutely isn't going to be so inextricably integrated into our built works that it cannot be safely removed without endangering the structure of hundreds of publically-funded institutions. 000
Haz 🏳️⚧️🌌 @haafk.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Fifth Element is my favourite movie. My respect for Chappell grows ever stronger. If you have not seen it, it is a bizarrely straight-pitched queer-coded movie shot for the female gaze. There is nothing in it that appeals directly to a cishet man. Gary Oldman is in it. 010
Haz 🏳️⚧️🌌 @haafk.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Saw a person using a laser pointer at the kink club, went right up to them and said 'Yo, cut that shit out. You could blind someone.' and they fucking did. Dom voice works. 010
Haz 🏳️⚧️🌌 @haafk.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Good morning bsky I'm eepy but I have to go to the store for walnuts 130
Haz 🏳️⚧️🌌 @haafk.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Can someone explain why people are talking about lanyards? And it is like, actual lanyards, right? like... the little fabric ropes you put around your neck to hold your ID? 100
Haz 🏳️⚧️🌌 @haafk.bsky.social · 24/08/2026my reaction to this is how i imagine lovecraftian protagonists feel when they see colours and shapes that do not exist in their world, and feel insane when they no longer can. Looking at this drives me mad. Not looking at this drives me mad. drip beyond mortal comprehension. 0315
Haz 🏳️⚧️🌌 @haafk.bsky.social · 23/08/202610. No one talks to me at work. I never get stopped by canvassers. No one approaches me to flirt or even yell slurs at me! I tell ya I get too much respect - to much respect at all! 000
Haz 🏳️⚧️🌌 @haafk.bsky.social · 23/08/2026I have a US accent despite living in the UK for nearly 30 years. People are insane about it. They are desperate to interrogate me about the audacity of my voice, impatiently waiting for the first opportunity to ask where I come from even though they have already made an assumption. 110
Haz 🏳️⚧️🌌 @haafk.bsky.social · 23/08/2026How do i tell my housemates that it is okay to have a babyplay kink, I don't care, but someone has to take ownership of the softplay mat left in the washing machine. I see the unadorned play frame under the stairs. I am not an idiot. 110
Haz 🏳️⚧️🌌 @haafk.bsky.social · 23/08/2026I can't beleive I've wasted a lot of my adulthood avoiding getting in good trouble with activism because of potential career blowback when some pasty cunt has, until recently, remained academically employed for years whilst publically endorsing racism. 020
Haz 🏳️⚧️🌌 @haafk.bsky.social · 23/08/2026<scouting post-doc jobs abroad> Okay, which moderately-progressive country is currently experiencing the least amount of resurgent facism these days? 000
Haz 🏳️⚧️🌌 @haafk.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Making a little comic about my thesis and heeheehoohoo it looks so goooood 020
Reposted by Haz 🏳️⚧️🌌Pᴜʀᴇ Dᴇᴀᴅ Gᴀᴍɪɴɢ @puredeadgaming.bsky.social · 22/08/2026OK this is incredibly cool. A gamer has created floppy disks of his Steam collection and they act as executables to launch that game. 602355363
Reposted by Haz 🏳️⚧️🌌ceej @ceej.online · 20/08/2026they put up a dada center just outside of town and life has been unbearable ever since. thing looks like a fucking fish 9453831008
Haz 🏳️⚧️🌌 @haafk.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Local Cinema showings: Touch of Evil I Saw The TV Glow Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma Leviticus Catch Me If You Can So. uh, is this trans programmer single or...? 000
Haz 🏳️⚧️🌌 @haafk.bsky.social · 20/08/2026"Hey Vasquez, you ever been mistaken for a man?" "No, have you?" THIS WAS EXTREMELY FORMATIVE 000
Haz 🏳️⚧️🌌 @haafk.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Hello other time zone, I am also here! Please DM me to chat! I am watching a VOD of #LRR play a LOTR card game that I do not understand. I have restarted it six times. 000
Reposted by Haz 🏳️⚧️🌌CocoEagle @cocoeagle.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I cannot express this any better.... the frustration is real 132174095246
Haz 🏳️⚧️🌌 @haafk.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Manifest me a girlfriend chat. I'm very flexible; I can be a flowers and poetry princess-pleaser, a fun buddy who is good for kissin' and foolin', or simply the lady's choice of the meat/butcher dichotomy. 001
Haz 🏳️⚧️🌌 @haafk.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I was diagnosed with ADHD as a child, lived untreated for most of my life, and then sought a diagnosis when I was an adult because my symptoms had started impacting my life much more noticably. My psychiatrist was skeptical at first, because ADHD is not really supposed to get worse as you age. 🧵 410
Haz 🏳️⚧️🌌 @haafk.bsky.social · 18/08/2026It makes me feel very insane when the estate agent calls on Monday to ask whether someone will be at home between 10am and 3pm on Tuesday for an inspection. Yes a small number of people do not work or WFH, but by sheer probability you HAVE to assume the answer is 'no, are you fucking kidding?' 000
Haz 🏳️⚧️🌌 @haafk.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Once you notice that Andy Burnham is doing Mayor Shit as PM you can't unnotice it 000
Haz 🏳️⚧️🌌 @haafk.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Incredible, inexplicable, nonsexual dream featuring @theabigailthorn.bsky.social @postoctobrist.bsky.social and @mattielubchansky.com desperately trying to thwart my attempts to create an artificial planet in virtual reality. MY BRAIN HAS BEEN POISONED BY THE TRANSFEM PODCASTVERSE 010
Haz 🏳️⚧️🌌 @haafk.bsky.social · 11/08/2026My Facebook feed is kind of ad-cluttered but inoffensive, but many of my friends claim to have theirs filled with intolerable right wing bigotry and rage bait. And so they leave for the Signal-style apps that cannot hold my focus, and I never see them again. 030
Haz 🏳️⚧️🌌 @haafk.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Putting this on over my labocat when we get visitors to the micro labs. "There will be smells. You may smell them and say 'oh god what IS that?' but do not be alarmed. Those are just The Smells." 010
Haz 🏳️⚧️🌌 @haafk.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Throw this in the bag of UK media dogwhistles along with 'Dignity and Respect' and 'Protecting Women and Girls'. If I see those terms I am turning heel and running. 010
Haz 🏳️⚧️🌌 @haafk.bsky.social · 08/08/2026UKRI: Wow you are SO smart and likely to achieve big science. Here is some money to support you during your microbiology doctorate, spend it wisely on things like training and conferences. ME: cool thanks *buys £200 worth of art supplies* 100
Reposted by Haz 🏳️⚧️🌌Nicholas / Aquarion @aquarionics.com · 29/07/2026I think, some days, of a post I saw on livejournal - if not before - that used a trick of paragraphs to fool you to thinking it was just a post, but sadly, you're already toast, for it's, in fact, a verse of hallelujah. 73611
Haz 🏳️⚧️🌌 @haafk.bsky.social · 21/07/2026I am doing research for a LARP I want to run set in the UK in 1969, and discovered that even then there were prime-time TV shows and radio programmes catered to the British Indian community, hosted by the BBC. The ethnically pure post-war Britain that bigots crave did not exist. 020
Haz 🏳️⚧️🌌 @haafk.bsky.social · 21/07/2026If this was my wife I would never stop showing people this and saying "THAT'S MY WIFE!" with the stupidest grin on my face 001
Haz 🏳️⚧️🌌 @haafk.bsky.social · 21/07/2026I've been drawing since I was a toddler and never stopped. I picked up oils for the first time two years ago, having mostly put down pencil and ink in favour of digital in 2018. This is only my third piece, and that astounds me. It is proof that artistic skill transcends mediums. 010
Haz 🏳️⚧️🌌 @haafk.bsky.social · 18/07/2026I love old satirical slapstick comedies, ala Airplane! and Hot Shots. You can't watch them casually! They rely on visual gags and the plot isn't the point, so you can't zone out until 'the good bits', you have to watch every second! Cinema! 100
Haz 🏳️⚧️🌌 @haafk.bsky.social · 13/07/2026I would like to thank all the drunk/high middle-aged men walking around town with their shirts off the last few weeks for giving me the confidence to do the same. Shame is stupid. 010
Haz 🏳️⚧️🌌 @haafk.bsky.social · 07/07/2026recently a friend commented on a painting I did of a barn on fire with 'the fire is BURNING' and I just didn't know what to take from that. it sure is babe. Fire does do that What do u mean tho 120
Reposted by Haz 🏳️⚧️🌌Rose Ruane @regretteruane.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Utterly fucking it down one minute then immediate baking, blazing, steaming, stewing sunshine again the next, get rekt, absolute fucking Incy Wincy Spider arse weather 511514