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John Carpenter’s Gwen

@gwennicholson.bsky.social
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🏳️‍⚧️ Canadian Cinephile. I mostly post nonsense. 27yo. She/Them/Any as long as you get the name right. Autistic. LGBTQIA+ safe space. Bigotry will result in blockage.

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AJ: A Mario Bava Film @ajmacready.bsky.social · 44m
(I love all of these movies, even KILLS. But I really think that ENDS is something special.)
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 3h
Eddington and Primetime are there for you if you want to see a movie that makes you feel despair for the world but one that is actually good
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 6h
JRR Tolkien: You paint that picture of the key scene from the Two Towers where Frodo and Sam fight Gollum? Donato Giancola: Sure did, Ron, real fuckin' sexy just like you asked. JRRT: What.
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John Carpenter’s Gwen @gwennicholson.bsky.social · 17h
Can I say something?
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Phillip Maciak @pjmaciak.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Kirsten Dunst and Gabrielle Union could do HEAT, but Pacino and De Niro couldn't do BRING IT ON.
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John Carpenter’s Gwen @gwennicholson.bsky.social · 17h
I’m noticing more and more swearing in advertisements. I have no strong feelings about it one way or the other. It’s just interesting.
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John Carpenter’s Gwen @gwennicholson.bsky.social · 17h
VERITY sucks too. Not my night.
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John Carpenter’s Gwen @gwennicholson.bsky.social · 19h
The problem with DIGGER is that it’s so… obvious. There’s nothing subversive about it.
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John Carpenter’s Gwen @gwennicholson.bsky.social · 20h
Saw the new trailer for Sunrise on the Reaping. I’m more interested now.
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John Carpenter’s Gwen @gwennicholson.bsky.social · 22h
My mom asked me if I was going to see Ebenezer. I really didn’t want to get caught in a Depp/culture war bullshit debate. But then I realized that even without that angle, I’m still not interested in seeing another Christmas Carol movie starring a big name actor doing bad bits.
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John Carpenter’s Gwen @gwennicholson.bsky.social · 23h
Should I attempt DIGGERTY tonight?
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Balaeniceps tex 𓅣🌏🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️☭ @socialistpuffin.bsky.social · 23h
This is what fascist scum like Musk deserve.
Fascists Benito Mussolini and is mistress Clara Petacci after being executed by Italian antifascists.
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John Carpenter’s Gwen @gwennicholson.bsky.social · 23h
“Haha I bet you can’t name these characters.” I remember the movies I watch. Guess I’m built different.
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Jessie Gender @jessiegender.bsky.social · 23h
Loving South Park continually using ableist slurs, anti-trans humor, AI imagery and the continual idea that “small penis makes you less of a man” as humor that everyone loves. But they say “Trump bad” so it’s ok right?
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John Carpenter’s Gwen @gwennicholson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’m just glad that there were already a shit ton of movies out there.
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10 DAYS 'TIL ULTRON'S BYKE @rochardscott.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hot take: Halloween Ends IS an "A24" Halloween movie.
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Congratulations David!
Streamblor press release from David Ellison

What once was a stubborn turtle head, is now explosive diarrhea.

Paramount and Warner Bros. shaped over a century of culture. By combining them, we aren't rewriting history - we are unleashing an unstoppable media juggernaut.  Together, we bring life to Streamblor, a creative-first entity for bold, quality storytelling, and a living breathing technological bioweapon whose capabilities remain undefinable and without moral concerns for those born of woman.

Streamblor is, depending on the position of the moon and sun, a media company, a technology platform, an entertainment organism, and a rapidly expanding blob whose tentacular growth and migratory patterns cannot yet be disclosed.

We have big plans for Streamblor, and we intend to pursue them with passion, imagination and a willingness to feed Streamblor human flesh.  Our scientists are very excited. Ultimately, Streamblor is about possibility. Streamblor is about bringing together the world's greatest storytellers and a surveillance infrastructure capable of implementing collective dreaming and brand awareness.

Streamblor couldn't be more excited about what He is going to build.

Streamblor is growing. Streamblor is watching. Streamblor is the apex predator.
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Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 02/10/2026
Butterbutt. An older comic.
A four-panel comic titled "yellow-rumped warbler poem". In panel 1, a yellow-rumped warbler stands on a branch in a late autumn scene, and says "Fall is here." In panel 2, the warbler watches a brown leaf fall to the ground, and says "Winter's near." In panel 3, the warbler faces the viewer as brown leaves fall, and says "Need some cheer?" In panel 4, the warbler is showing its luminous yellow rump, and cheerfully says "See my rear."
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The Nice Guys (2016) @theniceguys2016.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You know who else was just following orders? Hitler.
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Boze Herrington, Library Owl @sketchesbyboze.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Whenever I read about men using AI to draft love notes for their wives, I feel a seething fury. That is something you could easily have done yourself, and it would have been a million times more meaningful. Technology is training us to be dependent and soulless.
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Boze Herrington, Library Owl @sketchesbyboze.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Some of you have forgotten that only three years ago you were perfectly capable of writing an essay, writing a eulogy, telling a bedtime story to a child, and it should worry you that powerful companies have convinced us we can’t do things we’ve been doing for 5,000 years.
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow
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John Carpenter’s Gwen @gwennicholson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh cool mom wants to “discuss” my life. Awesome.
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Hell-a Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ (alleged transsexual)(spooky) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's only a Collector's Edition if it comes from the "Includes The Game" region of the store, otherwise it's just sparkling Merch.
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John Carpenter’s Gwen @gwennicholson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The penis pods from the prologue of MAN OF STEEL
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LittleKuriboh @littlekuriboh.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Well gee restrainedbob, I guess what I meant by insisting sincerity was preferable to irony is that it's best to not reach the end of your life and realize your legacy is a whole bunch of apathetic responses on social media to people's heartfelt statements.
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Lætus @bajamothblast.vanadiel.network · 02/10/2024
now that it's october im legally allowed to post this
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John Carpenter’s Gwen @gwennicholson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I hate that man so much.
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♡Haunted Kate 🇵🇸 🍂 @katespeace.northsky.social · 01/10/2026
I saw the approval ratings for Carney and my heart dropped. People really will clap like sealions for politicians if they give them the illusion of feeling good. What a travesty.
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shaka 🦁👑 @beejonson.me · 01/10/2026
The US senate passed a bill protecting falun gong, lol. A literal dangerous cult in China. There is no evil in this world, real or imagined, that capitalism won’t forgive, support and/or endorse, as long as that evil helps the forces of capital fight against Communism. And so on and so forth.
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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A lot of people assume we'll start decarbonizing once things calm down. We need a new pipeline now, but hey, once things are better, we can focus on the environment. But things are never gonna calm down. The world is going to get more chaotic every year because we didn't decarbonize decades ago.
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John Carpenter’s Gwen @gwennicholson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Anyone want to lend me a login?
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 01/10/2026
#discourse
retrowave graphic reading 

socialism or barbarism 
now more than ever
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🏳️‍⚧️Trevorlynn 🦇David🦇 Cooper🏳️‍⚧️ @awholedamntown.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Anyone who can't see this simple truth is not your friend. Don't trust em. If they don't support trans rights, they don't support human rights, and will turn on you the first moment they feel the need to. #TransRights
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Kumail Nanjiani @kumail.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
AI will never be able to make art. Thanks.
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John Carpenter’s Gwen @gwennicholson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
September 30th vs October 1st
ATSV Gwen Stacy looking down from a portal Mary from SINNERS with blood on her mouth
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The Nice Guys (2016) @theniceguys2016.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You didn't fall down the fucking hill, did you?
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Boner Vivant @dougtilley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I saw a filmmaker post on their Facebook that they won't allow anti-immigrant, anti-trans or anti-AI talk on their page and can we please not equate that last thing with the other two?
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🏳️‍🌈Bussy Phillips🏳️‍🌈 @porterpizzazz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
White folks be aging like bruised bananas
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John Carpenter’s Gwen @gwennicholson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yeah, there’s a lot of garbage in RESIDENT ALICE movies. And don’t even get me started on BAYFORMERS! But I can say with full confidence that they were all created by human hands and brains. Which is more than I can say about anything coming from the Mouse House right now.
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Sable, Final Girl 🏳️‍⚧️ @ghostlysable.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
it will never not be scary and you will never not need to do it so do it scared
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Sable, Final Girl 🏳️‍⚧️ @ghostlysable.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
look, I get it: transitioning is scary so do it scared we all do it scared but you have to do it
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Sable, Final Girl 🏳️‍⚧️ @ghostlysable.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
it gets easier I won't say it gets easy, but it gets easier and it gets a hell of a lot easier than living someone else's life
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⚡matty⚡ @radicallymaxton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
#residentevil
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John Carpenter’s Gwen @gwennicholson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They’re doing the exact same playbook as last time. But like, a million times worse and more desperate.
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John Carpenter’s Gwen @gwennicholson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I came to the realization that I can’t make my original story work in the modern day. The timeline wouldn’t make much sense. And cell phones. Cell phones get in the way of a lot of plot points, it seems!
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John Carpenter’s Gwen @gwennicholson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Please send me money for a new wardrobe.
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John Carpenter’s Gwen @gwennicholson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This will be the best thing to ever happen to her. Bryon, I mean.
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John Carpenter’s Gwen @gwennicholson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’m being attacked
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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Canadian centrists who are terrified of Trump are behaving exactly like conservatives. Nothing matters but their fear, which they'll use to justify absolutely anything, no matter how harmful. It's been sickening to see not only how easy people are to manipulate, but how much they actively enjoy it.
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