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Guzma (real)

@guzmayaboi.bsky.social
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Lesbian system who enjoys complaining and animals. Account technically belongs to our host Guzma. Any pronouns. No minor followers plz pfp and banner are both by Notzilon on YT

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Guzma (real) @guzmayaboi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This in particular resonates a lot with me + makes me so mad. I’m sick and tired of people calling certain types of queer fiction gross/disgusting because THEY’RE only attracted to (gender) so WHY would they EVER want to read fiction about (other gender)
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bran 👽 @pupnik.moe · 23/09/2026
don't forget my birthday is next tuesday on the 29th. there will be a parade
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bran 👽 @pupnik.moe · 24/09/2026
you won't believe me, and that's okay, but it does get better. sometimes it only gets better when you're barely able to stand and had to spend years whittling a hole to exist in... and sometimes it goes from good to bad to good to bad again... but it will get better for you one day
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BeeKirby @beekirby.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
just remembered this guy. I wanna see what the remake does with him
That freaky ass half-human half-skulltula guy from Ocarina of Time that you give the gold skulltula tokens to
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Aubo 🏳️‍⚧️ @aubryjoi.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
He’s ready to join the forest cult 🔪 [ #cuteart #warriorcats #illustration ]
A cute, stylized drawing of an orange cat (Rusty/Firepaw from Warriors) standing excitedly against a green background. Above him it says “I crave violence.”
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Vivian (Now Loading) @aeonlamb.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
more videogames should have a dedicated button to talking to a little freak of a woman
Button prompt to press Z to talk to Midna
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itemlabel.com @itemlabel.com · 12/09/2026
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Rosh 🧡 @mothbutchism.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Butch is beautiful #butch #art #furry #furryart
Text saying "Butch is Beautiful" overtop a long furry snake-like dragon colored with the orange butch pride flag colors.
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Shgrcube @shgrcube.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
reshi adopt i made for a friend :3
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twist @twist.dog · 12/09/2026
i'm not like my friends
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Guzma (real) @guzmayaboi.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I’ve never seen this singles art before help why are there so many of him
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Guzma (real) @guzmayaboi.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
What if Steven Page was evil and he had a Shoebox of Lice instead #barenakedladies (Yes this is an excuse to post this gif I made)
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Sid~💫💞🌿 Shops Open! @redundantz.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Sheik [ #LegendofZelda #OcarinaofTime ]
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Jabroni Mike @jabronimike.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
“Wow! A foldable iPhone!!” I say, as I snap it closed onto my flaccid penis, simulating a wild clam attack
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panken @panken.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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cap @caplog.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
the pupi...
Emamouse's Papupi looking squished and well-loved.Closer shot of Emamouse's Papupi with the caption "roundly".
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Guzma (real) @guzmayaboi.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Listening to my gf hum Steamed Hams Basket Case to herself
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Guzma (real) @guzmayaboi.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Listening to Cookie Run Kingdom fans talk is so funny like what do you mean Oatmeal Raisin is pegging Chocolate Chip
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Guzma (real) @guzmayaboi.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
You’d think literally being abused would be the thing that makes me glad I’m not a teenager anymore, but nah. It’s watching people argue about TADC. I haven’t even seen the show but I know it would have caused me terrible OCD as a kid and now whenever I see people arguing about it I’m like. Grow up
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Vreemdear Emblem🩵 @vreemdearemblem.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
#FEDisabilityPride Day 6 - Comfort I always saw Linhardt as having chronic fatigue and I love that he is never ashamed to get the rest he sorely needs🥺💚 (and there could be no where more comfortable than Caspar's lap) #FE3H
A painting of Caspar and Linhardt from Fire Emblem Three Houses. Linhardt is taking a nap on Caspars's lap in an open field. Caspar is leaning over him gently stroking his cheek.
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Bii ❤️‍🩹 @biigurutwin.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
He sleep🐲💤 (+bonus pic👀) #pokemonswsh #pokemon #pkmn #pkmnswsh #raihan #kibana #goomy #キバナ #ヌメラ
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Bii ❤️‍🩹 @biigurutwin.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Later, someone joins him... #pokemon #pkmn #piers #raihan #ネズ #キバナ #キバネズ #kbnz #eboyshipping #raipiers #kibanezu
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bloohorn [COMMS OPEN] @bloohorn.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Raihan #pokemon #RaihanPokemon #art
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kren @kren.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential
BEST HAM in the airport sign @ BCN
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ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Too pretty to be this broke, not pretty enough to make a living selling my underwear
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Dominique Ramsey 𓃥 @dominiqueramseyart.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
VAPOREON II
Illustration of a round-blue feline creature with a long mermaid tail. The creature's head has two large fins on the side, and one large fin on the top. Around it's neck is a white collar. Along it's back, are small blue scales going from the neck base to the tail fins.
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maimonides nutz @maimonidesnutz.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The neurological explanations for PTSD/CPTSD are too poetic, what do you mean the person gets essentially trapped in their memory?? Next time I’d like something more mechanical, thanks!! 🙏
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Spooky Fufu 🏳️‍🌈 @yipyap-fufu.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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DragonFire @dragonfire3859.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
gladiolus #pokemon #alola #pokemonsunandmoon #gladion #silvally
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Krizeros Future X Hope - They/Them @krizeros.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Gladion is cool
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Emoji Mashup Bot @emojimashupbot.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
🤯 exploding + 👶 baby =
An Emoji Mashup combining 🤯 and 👶.
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Guzma (real) @guzmayaboi.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Seeing that @gamingmagic13.bsky.social uploaded his Toy Story 5 video is like witnessing the second coming of Christ. Watching the video and hearing that he actually LIKED the movie is like if Jesus came back from the dead and immediately condemned modern Christianity
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Guzma (real) @guzmayaboi.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Palworld deserves literally every bit of hate it gets and I’m not kidding
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Guzma (real) @guzmayaboi.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Always so funny to me when donation bots start off their messages by going “hey Guzma” as if Team Skull isn’t poor as hell
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Lavender 🪻 @amnicron.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Companies when Pride Month ends
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Guzma (real) @guzmayaboi.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
There’s a guy on YouTube who pretends to do chiropractic on Pokémon and he is actually helping society more than real chiropractors believe it or not
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Guzma (real) @guzmayaboi.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
My timeline is all trans Jax holy shit …hey FE3H team. I know how you can revitalize your game and get people talking about it. The internet loves transfem bunny girls I’m basically a marketing genius no need to thank me
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Superhero Girl @crackedmirror.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Someone over on threads is saying having a pet is no different than owning slaves, and frankly giving everyone access to the internet is really turning out to be a bad idea.
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Guzma (real) @guzmayaboi.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
OCD is a fun disorder bc you’ll be like “I am a horrible person who should kill themselves. I should not exist. I am disgusting and a danger to society” and then you look closer and the mental breakdown is over a Skylanders introject
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Guzma (real) @guzmayaboi.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Having a crisis bc does Gen Alpha even know what Skylanders are
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InternetTrilogy @artsycreeper.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Fi is a goth girl but, as a floating, talking statue and you can't tell me otherwise. #art #drawing #fanart #zelda
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BB "Juniper" Abaddon @juniedreamcast.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
i will not stand for "larp" becoming the new "poser". there is nothing in this world that requires more genuine unbridled passion in the face of people calling you a total nerd than live-action roleplay
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Guzma (real) @guzmayaboi.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Seeing trans infighting during pride month is so exhausting
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Guzma (real) @guzmayaboi.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Is my OCD getting worse or am I just recovering from being called a pedophile defender for supporting people who draw porn of characters who are canonically adults
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Guzma (real) @guzmayaboi.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Maybe I’m biased but I feel like so many weed users make their drug usage the #1 focal point of their personality and that’s a little sad
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Resident Cactus Topper 🌵 @starlynx.dev · 03/06/2026
Found a toad.
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Deli Mage @deli-mage.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Courtney sketch
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itemlabel.com @itemlabel.com · 03/06/2026
Who is this?
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