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@guywith.dog
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lady. with dog. guywith.dog i also run @buelfest.guywith.dog which should not be a surprise

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dog lady (commissions open) @guywith.dog · 07/09/2026
gonna be in a thing soon
flier for swagfest 2026, adjusted for slightly better contrast. i think ocr will work on this but lmk if it doesn't. it has sort of a sandy industrial vibe.
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dog lady (commissions open) @guywith.dog · 04/09/2026
the worst word in this review is "dastardly"
a popup telling me an absolutely glowing review with a comment about how devious insurance companies can be being flagged as "language that could be offensive to others"
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BUELFEST @buelfest.guywith.dog · 15/08/2026
there is now an official buelfest amazon wish list :3 ranging from setup upgrades to dog treats to bullshit that would just be REALLY funny, this list lets you send us shit if you want to do that. idk why you would want to do that. but you can. read the notes if you decide to get something lol
amazon.com
Check out my list on Amazon
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BUELFEST @buelfest.guywith.dog · 15/08/2026
do you want to contribute to buelfest without committing to a patreon membership? are you worried any money you put towards us will be used for non-buelfest related stuff like groceries or whatever? are you interested in sponsoring us without making a logo to put on the website? you're in luck! 🧵
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dog lady (commissions open) @guywith.dog · 13/08/2026
it me birthday send in a set to buelfest as a present to me
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Ayana‼️ @daibakusho.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
extended the deadline for sets send something in last minute if you want
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dog lady (commissions open) @guywith.dog · 27/07/2026
this is neat and i will forget about it in like 4 days but here is my referral code. the usual username
roostsocial.app
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dog lady (commissions open) @guywith.dog · 26/07/2026
one nice aspect of bueller is sometimes i get to hang out with a beautiful woman for several minutes and we both just appreciate him and there's no need to do a social interaction other than that
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dog lady (commissions open) @guywith.dog · 21/07/2026
the td community is fucking cooked dude what is this shit
discord message, in response to "ai poisons whatever it touches, I'm coming from a holistic experience": "Bless Douglas Adams! Well, it poisons my projection background animation. Been burning my friends Arc B70 for 16 hours now to loop one damn clip. He got solar power tho. Ive been called AI slop king meanwhile... Just for one background... but damn, animating all that in VDB wld burn more coal on my side... I mean its just one thing isnt it... AI slop clouds attached, look at them, its worth it! I mean they just beg to add unicorns there flying around ^^". attached is the most bland, boring, generic ai generated image of clouds you can possibly imagine.
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ULTRAPOP @ultrapop.online · 16/07/2026
Reminder! Submissions due TOMORROW July 17 at 11:59 PM US Eastern!
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dog lady (commissions open) @guywith.dog · 12/07/2026
it's over now but the paypal should still work if you feel like giving money to someone who needs it paypal.me/bibs90
paypal.me
Pay Callum Murphy using PayPal.Me
Go to paypal.me/bibs90 and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.
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socks. @socks.onl · 11/07/2026
I WILL BE THERE!!! exclusive set from me :)
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dogteeth @dogteeth808.neocities.org · 11/07/2026
heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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dog lady (commissions open) @guywith.dog · 11/07/2026
come to my thing donate to my friend ty missing from the poster: encores from Kenny Riots and Blaire Bombshell as well as a YARHGANG listening party
flyer for a twitch stream on my twitch channel, guywith_dog, called impromptufest. tomorrow at 4pm est
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dog lady (commissions open) @guywith.dog · 13/06/2026
thats right who's feeling festive
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dog lady (commissions open) @guywith.dog · 11/06/2026
if u add me to ur group chat i will post the dog and shill dog-related events u have been warned
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Peek @peek.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Guy who confuses the Navier–Stokes equations and the Sapir-Whorf hypothesis: actually the reason syrup flows at different speeds in different countries is because of the word for it in their local language
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Rusty @gingerrudder.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Gonna tell my grandkids this was The Amazing Digital Circus
Screenshots from Star Trek Voyager episode "The Thaw", where a group of people are trapped in a simulated environment ruled over by an insane AI
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dog lady (commissions open) @guywith.dog · 03/06/2026
friendly reminder i do posters and lyric videos and dmx lighting and whatever else
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🎃 Killy Witches 👻 @tillybridges.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
CIS PEOPLE TIME TO STEP UP it’s once again time to yell at our bad government via online comment form the FCC is trying to make trans and nonbinary content require special ratings on shows GLAAD has a good writeup on it below TELL ‘EM NO direct link to comment form: www.fcc.gov/ecfs/filings...
glaad.org
Tell the FCC that LGBTQ Stories Don’t Need a Warning Label | GLAAD
The Federal Communications Commission (FCC) is targeting LGBTQ stories. They are trying to control what you see on television. This government overreach is dangerous...
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Ayana‼️ @daibakusho.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
new urlfest! new urlfest! finally, the urlfest "Funfest 3" (no further adjectives or titles) is here! and we need YOUR music! submissions are open until august 1st like always! tell everyone you know! more info below if you need it ↓
a urlfest poster the contents of which are expounded on within the thread
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dog lady (commissions open) @guywith.dog · 13/05/2026
:D
the quoted image being in the physical zine, as i mentioned it would be
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dog lady (commissions open) @guywith.dog · 13/05/2026
bueller is taking a walk and it fucken wimdy as they say
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dog lady (commissions open) @guywith.dog · 12/05/2026
there has to be some sort of touchdesigner community that actually fucking open sources things like a community does right? it's not just a million patreons?
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The Phantom Tollbooth Quotes @phantomtollbot.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
“From now on I'm going to have a very good reason before I make up my mind about anything. You can lose too much time jumping to Conclusions."
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maybe: annie rauwerda @annierau.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
in 1997, "x.com" belonged to two guys named Dave and Rob and its slogan was "not nearly the worst place on the web!!!" web.archive.org/web/19970411...
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Bananas don't even get visibly ripe anymore they just sit there fully green until one day they're all looking at you like this
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dog lady (commissions open) @guywith.dog · 15/04/2026
just 100%ed @lilgatorgame.bsky.social again god what a pure joy that game is
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sky @latt.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
GAY JAZZ EXPO 2 JOIN US
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ESA Exploration @exploration.esa.int · 06/04/2026
👨‍🚀 The #Artemis II crew are now further from home than any humans ever, and European engines brought them there 🚀. 🌍 The record of 400 171 km was previously held by the Apollo 13 mission 🌕.
(April 6, 2026) In this fully illuminated view of the Moon, the near side (the hemisphere we see from Earth), is visible on the right. It is identifiable by the dark splotches that cover its surface. These are ancient lava flows from a time early in the Moon’s history when it was volcanically active. The large crater west of the lava flows is Orientale basin, a nearly 600-mile-wide crater that straddles the Moon’s near and far sides. Orientale's left half is not visible from Earth, but in this image we have a full view of the crater. Everything to the left of the crater is the far side, the hemisphere we don’t get to see from Earth because the Moon rotates on its axis at the same rate that it orbits round us.

Image Credit: NASA
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dog lady (commissions open) @guywith.dog · 06/04/2026
another
youtu.be
Angine de Poitrine - Sarniezz (Visualizer) [FLASHING LIGHTS WARNING]
YouTube video by ask me about my dog's music festival
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dog lady (commissions open) @guywith.dog · 05/04/2026
really enjoying this comment
Their musik are like Sledge-hammer Head-beat-hits...
Into the spongebrain...
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dog lady (commissions open) @guywith.dog · 05/04/2026
made a thing
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Angine de Poitrine - Utzp (Visualizer) [FLASHING LIGHTS WARNING]
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noah @temberlin.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
available as a PDF and in print formzine.artbyform.com
formzine.artbyform.com
FORMZINE
Buy the third edition of FORMZINE, a physical and digital magazine created by the artbyFORM community.
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noah @temberlin.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
page for @artbyform.com 's FORMZINE Vol. 3, collaboration with @guywith.dog !
shrimp with chef hat, "are you telling me?", recipe for fried rice
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dog lady (commissions open) @guywith.dog · 03/04/2026
made a thing for @artbyform.com's FORMZINE 3 with @temberlin.bsky.social i think it turned out pretty neat (and it's in the physical version if u buy that :))
big shrimp wearing a chef's hat in a sort of Endless Culinary Void and surrounded by uhhh noodles made of light?, with a recipe for fried rice below them and the text "ARE YOU TELLING ME" above.
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dog lady (commissions open) @guywith.dog · 03/04/2026
i love running an fm radio show bc every song on soundcloud is like this so i have to listen through the entire thing 8 times every time
screenshot of a cut the rope dariacore song ("tool box" by soundcloud user nom)(which for the record is *not* an example of the presented phenomenon) with one of the little bars in the soundcloud waveform labeled "the word "fuck" 300 thousand times in a row" and the rest labeled "instrumental"
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lex @lexistenti.al · 02/04/2026
getting increasingly pessimistic about any job ever existing for me
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Neurotica @schwarzgerat.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
slop is something that takes more human effort to consume than it took to produce. When my coworker sends me raw Gemini output he’s not expressing his freedom to create, he’s disrespecting the value of my time
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smolgrape | kinda hiatus @smolgrape.com · 31/03/2026
you should treat a trans person today
"stop using anti transgender language"

instead of "thank you", say "here is $20"
instead of "hey can you grab the door",  say "do you want me to send you money"
instead of "have a good day at work", say "here is $20" 
instead of "how was your day", say "have $20"
instead of "good morning", say "let me give you money"
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dog lady (commissions open) @guywith.dog · 31/03/2026
happy trans day of visibility trans people pay 75% TODAY ONLY
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dog lady (commissions open) @guywith.dog · 30/03/2026
imagining 2 shows that swap the characters and scenarios of columbo and scooby doo around
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
So much AI stuff in general is clearly founded on a desire for not having to socially exist in any human way. Turn life into a prolonged flow state of game tutorials where you're constantly checking menus and following directions and none of it "really" matters because the menu won't judge you
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 29/03/2026
this is turning out to be one of the onion's all-time classics
Headline from The Onion: Guy Who Sucks At Being A Person Sees Huge Potential In AI
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onion person @junlper.beer · 25/03/2026
if you watch and support the new harry potter show you are funding trans genocide globally by the way
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dog lady (commissions open) @guywith.dog · 26/03/2026
reminder that you can give me money to make you a music video
youtu.be
DAILY 22 [FLASHING LIGHTS WARNING]
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emily blight 🐦‍⬛ @threnody.northsky.social · 24/03/2026
want a list of specifics for what mamdani—who campaigned on not only protecting trans people’s right to access essential healthcare but *expanding* it—could be doing, that you could highlight when reaching out? check the article. then reach out to mayor mamdani. 🧵 📧: www.nyc.gov/mayors-offic...
erininthemorning.com
Trans New Yorkers Deserve Better Than Mamdani's Inaction On Trans Youth Care Closures
The mayor has immediate steps he can take to ensure continuity of care for trans youth.
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Squeakross: Home Squeak Home is $11.99 on Steam buff.ly/pE0Noqi Deck verified
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