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@guywith.dog
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lady. with dog. guywith.dog i also run @buelfest.guywith.dog which should not be a surprise

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dog lady (commissions open) @guywith.dog · 07/09/2026
gonna be in a thing soon
flier for swagfest 2026, adjusted for slightly better contrast. i think ocr will work on this but lmk if it doesn't. it has sort of a sandy industrial vibe.
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dog lady (commissions open) @guywith.dog · 04/09/2026
the worst word in this review is "dastardly"
a popup telling me an absolutely glowing review with a comment about how devious insurance companies can be being flagged as "language that could be offensive to others"
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dog lady (commissions open) @guywith.dog · 21/07/2026
it's got a qr code too :)
my dog assaulting a local dj with kandi on in her ball pit. he has his ear protection on as well as his sick ass custom leather vest with a homemade velcro patch matching the above descriptions.
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dog lady (commissions open) @guywith.dog · 21/07/2026
the td community is fucking cooked dude what is this shit
discord message, in response to "ai poisons whatever it touches, I'm coming from a holistic experience": "Bless Douglas Adams! Well, it poisons my projection background animation. Been burning my friends Arc B70 for 16 hours now to loop one damn clip. He got solar power tho. Ive been called AI slop king meanwhile... Just for one background... but damn, animating all that in VDB wld burn more coal on my side... I mean its just one thing isnt it... AI slop clouds attached, look at them, its worth it! I mean they just beg to add unicorns there flying around ^^". attached is the most bland, boring, generic ai generated image of clouds you can possibly imagine.
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dog lady (commissions open) @guywith.dog · 11/07/2026
come to my thing donate to my friend ty missing from the poster: encores from Kenny Riots and Blaire Bombshell as well as a YARHGANG listening party
flyer for a twitch stream on my twitch channel, guywith_dog, called impromptufest. tomorrow at 4pm est
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dog lady (commissions open) @guywith.dog · 14/05/2026
wet dog lick handwet dog look happywet dog look wet
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dog lady (commissions open) @guywith.dog · 13/05/2026
:D
the quoted image being in the physical zine, as i mentioned it would be
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dog lady (commissions open) @guywith.dog · 13/05/2026
bueller is taking a walk and it fucken wimdy as they say
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dog lady (commissions open) @guywith.dog · 05/04/2026
really enjoying this comment
Their musik are like Sledge-hammer Head-beat-hits...
Into the spongebrain...
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dog lady (commissions open) @guywith.dog · 03/04/2026
made a thing for @artbyform.com's FORMZINE 3 with @temberlin.bsky.social i think it turned out pretty neat (and it's in the physical version if u buy that :))
big shrimp wearing a chef's hat in a sort of Endless Culinary Void and surrounded by uhhh noodles made of light?, with a recipe for fried rice below them and the text "ARE YOU TELLING ME" above.
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dog lady (commissions open) @guywith.dog · 03/04/2026
i love running an fm radio show bc every song on soundcloud is like this so i have to listen through the entire thing 8 times every time
screenshot of a cut the rope dariacore song ("tool box" by soundcloud user nom)(which for the record is *not* an example of the presented phenomenon) with one of the little bars in the soundcloud waveform labeled "the word "fuck" 300 thousand times in a row" and the rest labeled "instrumental"
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dog lady (commissions open) @guywith.dog · 27/03/2026
uhhh im taking touchdesigner commissions rn
commission sheet with banana (default touchdesigner image) detailing the many things i will do for you for money
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dog lady (commissions open) @guywith.dog · 27/03/2026
DOG IN A BALL PIT
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dog lady (commissions open) @guywith.dog · 16/03/2026
examples
poster with some crt effects and matrix-y text idkother poster. goopy thing in bg
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dog lady (commissions open) @guywith.dog · 16/03/2026
also. ALSO! new commsheet with MASSIVE DISCOUNTS and TUTORING!!! explanations below
comm sheet described below. banana.
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dog lady (commissions open) @guywith.dog · 16/03/2026
new testimonial
discord user temberlin telling me my td work is "great" :) ty temberlin
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dog lady (commissions open) @guywith.dog · 12/03/2026
when i say bueller loves to mosh in the pit at shows i mean this btw
bueller (black and white mini aussie) in a ballpit full of plastic balls, tongue out, lookin silly.bueller (black and white mini aussie) in a ballpit full of plastic balls, blurrily grinning, lookin silly.bueller (black and white mini aussie) in a ballpit full of plastic balls, serenely staring, lookin silly.
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dog lady (commissions open) @guywith.dog · 15/02/2026
bueller is at the clerb hope this helps
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dog lady (commissions open) @guywith.dog · 30/01/2026
it didnt ask me to do this but give my friend money ty
my friend, who needs money. basementc on venmo and basementcc on cashapp.
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dog lady (commissions open) @guywith.dog · 11/12/2025
a screenshot of my jellyfin instance's page for the columbo series. the first item under "more like this" is neon genesis evangelion.
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dog lady (commissions open) @guywith.dog · 08/11/2025
no you didnt.
we ran out of posts from your follows. here's bullshit.
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dog lady (commissions open) @guywith.dog · 05/11/2025
look what arrived :)
8 glass paws from buelfest's wonderful sponsor Nora Reed Designs
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dog lady (commissions open) @guywith.dog · 18/10/2025
ominous image of a stage, primed for performance. this is a buelfest teaser.
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dog lady (commissions open) @guywith.dog · 17/10/2025
tonight on @wrir973fm.bsky.social
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dog lady (commissions open) @guywith.dog · 05/10/2025
still waiting on a couple sets but it's gonna be a good one folks
buelfest set information.
main fest total set duration: 23:20:20
afterparty total set duration: 5:15:24
total duration:	28:35:44
	
main set count: 91
afterparty set count: 10
total count:	101
main set average length: 0:15:23
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dog lady (commissions open) @guywith.dog · 29/09/2025
ik im late but the wallsocket tour was a pretty good show huh
david byrne and his friends stare at a light suspended in much the same way that a light was suspended in underscores's hit wallsocket tour during you don't even know who i am
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dog lady (commissions open) @guywith.dog · 26/09/2025
buel got a pitchfork shoutout im on a high today
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dog lady (commissions open) @guywith.dog · 31/08/2025
one day remains. extend your buelfest 2025 deadline today!
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dog lady (commissions open) @guywith.dog · 27/08/2025
what.
rolling stone dot com is using my motion sensors
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dog lady (commissions open) @guywith.dog · 25/08/2025
bueller wink at camera
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dog lady (commissions open) @guywith.dog · 21/08/2025
bueller nose takes up most of the frame. tongue out. he looks silly as FUCK
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dog lady (commissions open) @guywith.dog · 04/08/2025
come see my bullshit at swagfest 2025 and its companion event swagfm!!!!! quite proud of these sets
hoping ocr can get you through most of this, but let me know if it has trouble and I'll copy stuff down. i'm at 8:20pm ET on august 9th though smiley emoticon
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dog lady (commissions open) @guywith.dog · 04/08/2025
bueller is hoping you feel better
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dog lady (commissions open) @guywith.dog · 01/08/2025
this week on They Gave Me A Door Code
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dog lady (commissions open) @guywith.dog · 30/07/2025
how it feels when someone goes in for a handshake
cover art for dap: an action-adventure/horror game
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dog lady (commissions open) @guywith.dog · 30/07/2025
having really good ideas
idea that I've written down in the obsidian note taking app: dog drifting. dog that drifts. like a car. drifting dog.
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dog lady (commissions open) @guywith.dog · 18/07/2025
tonight on the season premiere of i am allowed in here i have a radio show
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dog lady (commissions open) @guywith.dog · 12/07/2025
related: check out this soup i made out of all the stuff that kept for the 3 weeks i was in argentina
delectable-looking split pea soup filling a mug to the brimzoom back to reveal the mug is larger and more bowl-shaped than average and has on it a smiley face
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dog lady (commissions open) @guywith.dog · 10/07/2025
thinking is creative but that's kind of a low bar we picked up bueller's sick ass custom leather jacket today
bueller staring excitedly in two directions at once with a dazzlingly beautiful custom leather jacket on, featuring a little pocket with a hole in it for his poop bags, a velcro swatch for patches, a booklet of leather rectangles for signing, a small caribeaner for his ear protection, and a pocket for his sharpiewearing the same, bueller is signed by the constructor of his beautiful new itembueller has now been given a small white bow on the collar of his sick jacket, as well as a roll of blue poop bags. he sits politely.a closeup on the signature from before. the caption reads 'para "el fenomeno" [sic] con [unintelligible]'.
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dog lady (commissions open) @guywith.dog · 05/07/2025
HUH
1k followers. i have them
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dog lady (commissions open) @guywith.dog · 05/07/2025
lol
bueller (described in pins) is in my arms, posed exactly like the mural behind him, which looks EXACTLY like him. but is not him.he looks at the mural, mystified
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dog lady (commissions open) @guywith.dog · 02/07/2025
shoutout that one time i called autechre "discount orbital" on twitter dot com in reply to a real human person that i wake up in a cold sweat remembering every so often anyway here is a sleepy boy
bueller (described in pinned reply) naps on a couch, tongue poking out of his mouth, paws crossed.
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dog lady (commissions open) @guywith.dog · 30/06/2025
bueller, described in pins, sniffs the camera, front feet visible on the floor and top half of face out of frame.
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dog lady (commissions open) @guywith.dog · 16/06/2025
saturday we took him on a big hike in his pseudo baby bjorn
nugget peering out of a cloth wrapped around my dad, sniffing the air. his nose takes up most of his face. the forest surrounds him.same photo, mouth open, entire head visible, large ear. happy.same photo pretty muchfront facing version. nose now takes up most of the frame. we love him. he loves hikes. even when he can't walk.
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dog lady (commissions open) @guywith.dog · 16/06/2025
cw pet death (not that one) tonight we say goodbye to nugget. it is definitely his time, and while in a way it's comforting to know it's not happening too early, obviously it still sucks. here he is eating his last meal: lots and lots of steak.
nugget, very old, very small dog, yanking steak from my dad's hand with all his might (he doesn't have much)same dog expecting more steaknugget chewing the steak, photo taken in such a way as to show him smiling, mouth open, blurry. we love him. he loves steak.
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dog lady (commissions open) @guywith.dog · 14/06/2025
here are some funny dog images
closeup of bueller, described in pins, eyes bulging and tongue outbueller, described in pins, sitting under a park benchnugget, very small, very old dog, peers out of a homemade pseudo baby carrier, nose taking up most of his facesame photo, giant ear and tongue now out
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dog lady (commissions open) @guywith.dog · 14/06/2025
bueller (described in pins) stares at you.
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dog lady (commissions open) @guywith.dog · 10/06/2025
twitch's automod holding a message from mintymintymints that says wrruff are bow bow motherfucker
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dog lady (commissions open) @guywith.dog · 09/06/2025
also this
a poster for ultrapopular fest, a urlfest at twitch.tv/ultrapoprecords on tuesday at 3pm et featuring me and a bunch of other cool people i will give you a list if you ask but im tired rn
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dog lady (commissions open) @guywith.dog · 06/06/2025
check this out
bueller, described in pins, stares into the camera serenely while his head rests on a stuffed animal.
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