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@guywith.dog
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lady. with dog. guywith.dog i also run @buelfest.guywith.dog which should not be a surprise

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dog lady (commissions open) @guywith.dog · 13/09/2026
number one thing learned from training and raising dogs is dogs are gross and yet i still throw a music festival on mine's birthday :)
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dog lady (commissions open) @guywith.dog · 07/09/2026
gonna be in a thing soon
flier for swagfest 2026, adjusted for slightly better contrast. i think ocr will work on this but lmk if it doesn't. it has sort of a sandy industrial vibe.
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dog lady (commissions open) @guywith.dog · 04/09/2026
the worst word in this review is "dastardly"
a popup telling me an absolutely glowing review with a comment about how devious insurance companies can be being flagged as "language that could be offensive to others"
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BUELFEST @buelfest.guywith.dog · 15/08/2026
there is now an official buelfest amazon wish list :3 ranging from setup upgrades to dog treats to bullshit that would just be REALLY funny, this list lets you send us shit if you want to do that. idk why you would want to do that. but you can. read the notes if you decide to get something lol
amazon.com
Check out my list on Amazon
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BUELFEST @buelfest.guywith.dog · 15/08/2026
do you want to contribute to buelfest without committing to a patreon membership? are you worried any money you put towards us will be used for non-buelfest related stuff like groceries or whatever? are you interested in sponsoring us without making a logo to put on the website? you're in luck! 🧵
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dog lady (commissions open) @guywith.dog · 13/08/2026
it me birthday send in a set to buelfest as a present to me
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dog lady (commissions open) @guywith.dog · 12/08/2026
radio button for which sport during games of which you want to mute someone
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dog lady (commissions open) @guywith.dog · 11/08/2026
no source: me making jokes about being an egg a solid 6 months before realizing im actually a woman
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dog lady (commissions open) @guywith.dog · 11/08/2026
not even similar
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dog lady (commissions open) @guywith.dog · 04/08/2026
art fucking rules
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Ayana‼️ @daibakusho.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
extended the deadline for sets send something in last minute if you want
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dog lady (commissions open) @guywith.dog · 28/07/2026
6:5 looks to be appropriate as well but i think this is funnier
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dog lady (commissions open) @guywith.dog · 28/07/2026
looking it up: unfortunately it appears the best verse for this is actually matthew 6:7 no i am not kidding
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dog lady (commissions open) @guywith.dog · 27/07/2026
these are just some of my faves idk what your interests are because i am bad at paying attention and excellent at forgetting things
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dog lady (commissions open) @guywith.dog · 27/07/2026
eeaao (which i assume most have seen by now but just in case) and the dirk gently duology (books only the netflix show was made by a sex pest)
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dog lady (commissions open) @guywith.dog · 27/07/2026
this is neat and i will forget about it in like 4 days but here is my referral code. the usual username
roostsocial.app
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dog lady (commissions open) @guywith.dog · 26/07/2026
one nice aspect of bueller is sometimes i get to hang out with a beautiful woman for several minutes and we both just appreciate him and there's no need to do a social interaction other than that
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dog lady (commissions open) @guywith.dog · 22/07/2026
do you really need it explained to you that the problem is not a general description of an offensive image but the immediate equating of that image to trans people and the implication that it is a positive representation. are you actually saying to the entire internet that you cannot read.
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dog lady (commissions open) @guywith.dog · 21/07/2026
it's got a qr code too :)
my dog assaulting a local dj with kandi on in her ball pit. he has his ear protection on as well as his sick ass custom leather vest with a homemade velcro patch matching the above descriptions.
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dog lady (commissions open) @guywith.dog · 21/07/2026
idk i would bring my dog with his big "i have a music festival this is not a joke" patch to the first session so my secret would be out right away
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dog lady (commissions open) @guywith.dog · 21/07/2026
commission me i don't use ai and if i want this image i learn how to fucking draw it like a normal person
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dog lady (commissions open) @guywith.dog · 21/07/2026
the td community is fucking cooked dude what is this shit
discord message, in response to "ai poisons whatever it touches, I'm coming from a holistic experience": "Bless Douglas Adams! Well, it poisons my projection background animation. Been burning my friends Arc B70 for 16 hours now to loop one damn clip. He got solar power tho. Ive been called AI slop king meanwhile... Just for one background... but damn, animating all that in VDB wld burn more coal on my side... I mean its just one thing isnt it... AI slop clouds attached, look at them, its worth it! I mean they just beg to add unicorns there flying around ^^". attached is the most bland, boring, generic ai generated image of clouds you can possibly imagine.
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dog lady (commissions open) @guywith.dog · 17/07/2026
they do i get ads for it all the fucking time
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ULTRAPOP @ultrapop.online · 16/07/2026
Reminder! Submissions due TOMORROW July 17 at 11:59 PM US Eastern!
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dog lady (commissions open) @guywith.dog · 12/07/2026
it's over now but the paypal should still work if you feel like giving money to someone who needs it paypal.me/bibs90
paypal.me
Pay Callum Murphy using PayPal.Me
Go to paypal.me/bibs90 and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.
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socks. @socks.onl · 11/07/2026
I WILL BE THERE!!! exclusive set from me :)
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dogteeth @dogteeth808.neocities.org · 11/07/2026
heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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dog lady (commissions open) @guywith.dog · 11/07/2026
it's bard, i would say
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dog lady (commissions open) @guywith.dog · 11/07/2026
come to my thing donate to my friend ty missing from the poster: encores from Kenny Riots and Blaire Bombshell as well as a YARHGANG listening party
flyer for a twitch stream on my twitch channel, guywith_dog, called impromptufest. tomorrow at 4pm est
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dog lady (commissions open) @guywith.dog · 13/06/2026
thats right who's feeling festive
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dog lady (commissions open) @guywith.dog · 11/06/2026
if u add me to ur group chat i will post the dog and shill dog-related events u have been warned
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Peek @peek.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Guy who confuses the Navier–Stokes equations and the Sapir-Whorf hypothesis: actually the reason syrup flows at different speeds in different countries is because of the word for it in their local language
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Rusty @gingerrudder.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Gonna tell my grandkids this was The Amazing Digital Circus
Screenshots from Star Trek Voyager episode "The Thaw", where a group of people are trapped in a simulated environment ruled over by an insane AI
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dog lady (commissions open) @guywith.dog · 03/06/2026
ask about my two spidermen pointing at each other discount
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dog lady (commissions open) @guywith.dog · 03/06/2026
for money. to be clear
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dog lady (commissions open) @guywith.dog · 03/06/2026
friendly reminder i do posters and lyric videos and dmx lighting and whatever else
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dog lady (commissions open) @guywith.dog · 19/05/2026
and a movie lol
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dog lady (commissions open) @guywith.dog · 19/05/2026
503 is usually just an overload or something innit
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🎃 Killy Witches 👻 @tillybridges.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
CIS PEOPLE TIME TO STEP UP it’s once again time to yell at our bad government via online comment form the FCC is trying to make trans and nonbinary content require special ratings on shows GLAAD has a good writeup on it below TELL ‘EM NO direct link to comment form: www.fcc.gov/ecfs/filings...
glaad.org
Tell the FCC that LGBTQ Stories Don’t Need a Warning Label | GLAAD
The Federal Communications Commission (FCC) is targeting LGBTQ stories. They are trying to control what you see on television. This government overreach is dangerous...
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Ayana‼️ @daibakusho.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
new urlfest! new urlfest! finally, the urlfest "Funfest 3" (no further adjectives or titles) is here! and we need YOUR music! submissions are open until august 1st like always! tell everyone you know! more info below if you need it ↓
a urlfest poster the contents of which are expounded on within the thread
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dog lady (commissions open) @guywith.dog · 16/05/2026
.... it's blackboard not blackbaud dude isnt even looking at the things theyre plugging in
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dog lady (commissions open) @guywith.dog · 14/05/2026
isnt that a package manager
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dog lady (commissions open) @guywith.dog · 14/05/2026
all i can say about this is the fake stuff disappoints me briefly but i eat it anyway
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dog lady (commissions open) @guywith.dog · 14/05/2026
wet dog lick handwet dog look happywet dog look wet
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dog lady (commissions open) @guywith.dog · 14/05/2026
i agree that shrimp is very talented
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dog lady (commissions open) @guywith.dog · 13/05/2026
:D
the quoted image being in the physical zine, as i mentioned it would be
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dog lady (commissions open) @guywith.dog · 13/05/2026
pissin me right the fuck off if im honest i love working in td but nobody else seems to know how to love what they do
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dog lady (commissions open) @guywith.dog · 13/05/2026
bueller is taking a walk and it fucken wimdy as they say
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dog lady (commissions open) @guywith.dog · 13/05/2026
nono you see i did the hard work of remembering what i wanted to do. you must pay me for this
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