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Guy M Gayle

@guymgayle.bsky.social
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(he/him) Black, Gen X, cis male, queer parent, capo emeritus, tired. #Soccerfan Model citizen in every way. Banner detail from the Flying Fucks neck gaiter by the late great Meeks Baker.

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Guy M Gayle @guymgayle.bsky.social · 5h
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Dave Chappelle Slap Scene
ALT: Dave Chappelle Slap Scene
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Guy M Gayle @guymgayle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hopefully, they can separate Cyril from these places. I haven’t been back to Mad Dog since the beginning of the century.
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Guy M Gayle @guymgayle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The death of Cornbread in Cornbread, Earl and Me (1975)
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Guy M Gayle @guymgayle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Thugs and criminals. sf.gazetteer.co/mad-dog-keza...
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Mad Dog, Kezar Pub owner caught on tape with baseball bat could lose alcohol licenses after charges
Cyril Hackett has been charged with two felonies, second degree robbery and assault with a deadly weapon, following a parking dispute
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AltSpaceForce 🚀🇺🇲 @altspaceforce.altgov.info · 03/10/2026
It turns out explaining basic human consent is so bewildering to some people that someone literally had to whip out a stick-figure cartoon about Earl Grey just to get everyone on the same page.
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Guy M Gayle @guymgayle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Saw a Mexican kid in The Mission a few mornings ago rocking a Haaland Norway jersey. Now that’s reach!
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@GottaLaff @gottalaff.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Then quit.
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Guy M Gayle @guymgayle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Agreed
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Democracy Docket @democracydocket.com · 30/09/2026
BREAKING: In a 53-47 vote, Senate Republicans failed to pass an anti-voting measure that would have required voters to provide photo ID to cast ballots. The vote follows repeated failures by the Senate to pass the SAVE America Act, an anti-voting bill Trump has called his “No. 1 priority.”
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GOP voter ID bill falls short in Senate
The floor stunt attempted to give Republicans facing tough reelection fights something to campaign on as voters sour on the GOP’s willingness to acquiesce to Trump on artificial intelligence, the war ...
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Guy M Gayle @guymgayle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
As of today, we have officially managed to raise two humans to adulthood. Thank you @yesthatselke.bsky.social for being a wonderful babymama and partner I would be remiss to not mention the third parent who is no longer with us. Thank you as well, Stef.
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Guy M Gayle @guymgayle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Dammit!
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Guy M Gayle @guymgayle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’d have been an absolute mess on the mound if this was me. #CryingInBaseball
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Guy M Gayle @guymgayle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
NO!!! Let it go. You fumbled the landing. Move on.
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Guy M Gayle @guymgayle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I am very happy that phone interview I had with them almost exactly 18 years ago made me completely go “nope”.
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Guy M Gayle @guymgayle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
One of my contributions in the book #TheCyberRays by #NinaGlick
A Black hand with a silver wedding band holds open a book. A photo by Nina Glick of me holding up a CyberRays soccer scarf takes up a page and a half. Text from my interview with Nina are next to the photo.
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Guy M Gayle @guymgayle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
TIL, that my favorite Saturday morning cartoon only lasted two months. share.google/gQQgYnaon0yF...
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Wheelie and the Chopper Bunch - Wikipedia
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Guy M Gayle @guymgayle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Cincy born and raised and never even realized it could have been Three Fifths. Damn.
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Roy Kent Swearing
ALT: Roy Kent Swearing
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Guy M Gayle @guymgayle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Irish athletes sign open letter urging national soccer team to boycott Israel matches
The Irish government has been one of the most vocal critics of the Israeli government in recent years over its military action in Gaza.
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Guy M Gayle @guymgayle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Here is why you don’t leave #GenX parents home alone.
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Guy M Gayle @guymgayle.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Like the Energizer Bunny!Still going strong! www.eventbrite.com/e/perverts-p...
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Perverts Put Out Does Folsom Street Fair!
Perverts Put Out Does Folsom Street Fair!
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Guy M Gayle @guymgayle.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Anything is a sex toy if you believe.
A cane, a riding crop, a long shoe horn, and a rice stirrer for a large pot, lay on top of a light pink weighted blanket.
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Guy M Gayle @guymgayle.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This movie is kinky as fuck, racist, ableist, and femmephobic. Got more baby oil than a Diddy party.
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Guy M Gayle @guymgayle.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
WTF? Someone bugged our kitchen a couple days ago.
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Guy M Gayle @guymgayle.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
#Lanterns is incredible y’all.
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Guy M Gayle @guymgayle.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Damn. I ain’t as mad that Bay didn’t pursue as hard as I thought they should.
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The eternal struggle - do I want the Cowboys to get humiliated on prime time television, or do I want the Trump supporting quarterback to be incredibly sad after a late game collapse
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Guy M Gayle @guymgayle.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, I helped found a little supporter’s group called The Rayistas. I’m very proud to have my tiny bit of women’s soccer supporterdom in this book. Thanks, Nina. SIS-SI!, (boom, boom), SIS-SI! #Cyberrays #WUSA www.blurb.com/b/12893169-t...
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The CyberRays by Nina Glick | Blurb Books
Find The CyberRays by Nina Glick at Blurb Books. In 2001, the Bay Area CyberRays became one of eight teams in the first-ever fully professional women’s soccer le...
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Scorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
🏈 CHI 59 - 37 CAR FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1096th unique final score in NFL history.
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Guy M Gayle @guymgayle.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Gas is fucked. www.cnbc.com/2026/09/11/s...
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Saudi Arabia shut down East-West crude oil pipeline after multiple attacks
Iran-allied Houthi militants in Yemen have escalated strikes on Saudi Arabia this week.
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Guy M Gayle @guymgayle.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
A watercolor by George W. Bush showing the exact moment he was told about the 9/11 attack.
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Guy M Gayle @guymgayle.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Happy birthday, Darling Daphne.
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🎃 Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 09/09/2026
Team Blue No Matter Who is going to have their work cut out for them because I for one refuse to entertain voting for or even saying nice things about someone who wants to compromise on trans rights. Like get the fuck away from me.
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Guy M Gayle @guymgayle.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Same. I tell people, “Black don’t crack. We melt away from the inside out.”
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Jay Edidin @edidin.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Kids need access to gender-affirming care. Kids need access to gender-affirming care. Kids need access to gender-affirming care. Kids need access to gender-affirming care. Kids need access to gender-affirming care. Kids need access to gender-affirming care. Kids need access to gender-affirming care.
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David Avallone @davallone.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
It's a small thing, but I appreciate that the law firm in Coyote Vs. Acme contains the name Maltese. Writer Michael Maltese often gets forgotten in the (well-deserved) worship of directors like Jones and Avery, but his contributions were enormous. 1/2
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Entertainment Weekly @ew.com · 31/08/2026
‘Coyote vs. Acme dropped an anvil on the domestic box office this weekend, surpassing projections for a $15.4 million premiere that placed it just behind ‘Spider-Man: Brand New Day’ and just ahead of ‘The Odyssey.’
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‘Coyote vs. Acme’ surges past expectations, snagging No. 2 at domestic box office after cancellation
‘Coyote vs. Acme dropped an anvil on the domestic box office this weekend, surpassing projections for a $15.4 million premiere that placed it just behind ‘Spider-Man: Brand New Day’ and just ahead of ‘The Odyssey.’
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The richest man owns X. The second and fourth richest men control Google. The third richest man owns The Washington Post. The sixth richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp. And now the seventh richest could soon take over both Paramount and Warner Bros. See the problem here?
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Guy M Gayle @guymgayle.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Best Pepé Le Pew gag ever! #CoyoteVsAcme #NoSpoilers
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ACLU @aclu.org · 28/08/2026
BREAKING: A federal court granted our emergency request to block USPS from implementing President Trump's order to restrict mail-in voting for the November election.
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Guy M Gayle @guymgayle.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Seeing it tomorrow!
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Guy M Gayle @guymgayle.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
My suck-ass team rallied for 7 runs in the ninth inning to beat the other suck-ass team to keep that suck-ass team from sweeping their series. That was the highlight of my day.
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Guy M Gayle @guymgayle.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Hug your #GenX friends today, and when they punch you and tell you to “FUCK OFF!”, hug them again.
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Guy M Gayle @guymgayle.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
This is not how I wanted to start my day. #TimCurry #Tibet
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Guy M Gayle @guymgayle.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
#Dolly
Message that says “Gonna tie a boss up and make him raise his workers' wages as tribute.” 

A brown arm making a muscle reaction is in the top right corner.
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Asher HELLbein @asherelbein.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
As with American culture, Dolly sought to represent the best of what southern culture can be, in defiance of the no-good peckerwood assholes who try to define it at its worst
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Guy M Gayle @guymgayle.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
My child started college today. 👴🏾
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Guy M Gayle @guymgayle.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
🧵
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Guy M Gayle @guymgayle.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
10 years ago today I jumped the broom with @yesthatselke.bsky.social and our twins. It’s a leap of faith that I would happily do over and over.
A couple in matching tuxedos jumping a broom with two children holding their hands as members of their wedding parties watch behind them.
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 19/08/2026
someone on the local subreddit told me to go to therapy which is such a funny attempt at a burn if you know me at all. i love therapy and beth WILL be hearing about this
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