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💀💀 Guy Le Mort 💀💀 @guylejeune.eurosky.social · 16h

Fair dues to the fellah in hi-viz on his electric bike, armed with a litter picker who’s lifting the discarded DRS cans from the side of the road. Getting healthy and earn in a few bucks while you’re at it. His panniers must be full.

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💀💀 Guy Le Mort 💀💀 @guylejeune.eurosky.social · 16/10/2026

Posted three rules in the repair workshop. 1. Be an angelic troublemaker. 2. Affect the quality of the day. 3. Always keeper lit sunshine…. The last one is a very Derry thing, and I’m not apologising for the lack of an apostrophe.

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Laine Thompson @marlinhoister.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

Evening falls. Charcoal clouds hang heavy, blurring the edges of the day. Through a ragged tear sunlight spills, a soft burning peach against the fading blue. The last warm light before the coming dark.

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💀💀 Guy Le Mort 💀💀 @guylejeune.eurosky.social · 14/10/2026

Do you believe in fairies? ‘Jesus, ye must be joking.’ Here’s a chainsaw. Go and cut down that hawthorn in the middle of that field. ‘Like fuck will I. Do ye think I’m some sort of eejit?’

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💀💀 Guy Le Mort 💀💀 @guylejeune.eurosky.social · 14/10/2026

Two in Derry. Gas… a line through it ‘cos… Glasgow Celtic, champions… And the most inspirational one which was covered by some anti-drug dealer shite and has now been recreated but lacks the purity of the original. (Sic) Keeper lit sunshine…. 🙂

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💀💀 Guy Le Mort 💀💀 @guylejeune.eurosky.social · 14/10/2026

Know that thing when writers reveal the covers of their books? Judge. Book. Cover. Can’t. You. By. A. A. I’m sure that was a thing when I was a kid. Sure, look it. Anyhow. Miss you Jackie. A year and I’m still grieving. Oiche mhaith.

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💀💀 Guy Le Mort 💀💀 @guylejeune.eurosky.social · 14/10/2026

That thing when the cook kisses thon fingers.

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Frank McNally @frankie49.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

“It was a balmy October day outside, with a gentle breeze still negotiating severance terms for the leaves left on trees. But inside the Dáil, the looming public service strike provoked chilly exchanges and Opposition predictions of a ‘winter of discontent’.” www.irishtimes.com/politics/oir...

irishtimes.com

Micheál Martin’s feathers ruffled by claims he is ‘playing chicken’ with striking workers

‘Enhanced social dialogue’ offered by Taoiseach more suited to AI summit than public sector unions’ pickets

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💀💀 Guy Le Mort 💀💀 @guylejeune.eurosky.social · 14/10/2026

You know it’s going to break at the nut just looking at it right?

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💀💀 Guy Le Mort 💀💀 @guylejeune.eurosky.social · 14/10/2026

Ah now come on, can’t be worse than the robot tuners…

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💀💀 Guy Le Mort 💀💀 @guylejeune.eurosky.social · 14/10/2026

Anyhow. Listen to Nitin. That’s my advice.

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💀💀 Guy Le Mort 💀💀 @guylejeune.eurosky.social · 14/10/2026

If you’re in Ireland, there’s a good chance that you haven’t had the Basic Income for Artists email. Can I just say what a catastrophically inept, disrespectful and utterly obnoxious idea this has become. And if you’re a #universalbasicincome #UBI poster, please don’t use us as an exemplar. Thanks.

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Sam Caster 🎃 @samcaster.tv · 14/10/2026

Maybe it’s all gonna work out and the world is fundamentally a beautiful place or something

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Kilted Dude @kilteddude.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

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💀💀 Guy Le Mort 💀💀 @guylejeune.eurosky.social · 14/10/2026

Please God don’t make me agree with Peadar…

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💀💀 Guy Le Mort 💀💀 @guylejeune.eurosky.social · 12/10/2026

Pearl… no. Not going there. Oiche mhaith.

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Mahoganygaspipes @mahoganygaspipes.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

My favourite Rorshach quote: " Paranoid? Is that what they are saying about me now "

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💀💀 Guy Le Mort 💀💀 @guylejeune.eurosky.social · 12/10/2026

‘Sure, no bother. Thanks.’ Merchant #2 ‘Do you…’ ‘Might have. Hang on, I’ll check.’ *taps away at computer* ‘We’ve no 4”x2”s, mind. No 3”x2”s either. But hang on. We’ve a few… It’s more like 4”x1&1/2”. How many do you need?’ Guess which merchant got my £65?

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💀💀 Guy Le Mort 💀💀 @guylejeune.eurosky.social · 12/10/2026

Went to 2 builders merchants today. Wanted some precut studding. 4”x2” by 8’. So I could get it in the car, obvs. Merchant #1 ‘Nah, we don’t do that. Here, Mick, do we do…’ ‘No. Got 4.8s. You can cut it yourself.’ This latter comment was *Like, why would we bother with you, pleb?* vibe.

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💀💀 Guy Le Mort 💀💀 @guylejeune.eurosky.social · 12/10/2026

There’s a hot take here somewhere. High compression, particulates, Trump taking it from behind by Putin, some Greek magnate making a few bucks, farmers and haulage contractors telling is that there are too many immigrants and 5G makes you impotent and Covid was fake news and all that. Hot take. Aye.

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💀💀 Guy Le Mort 💀💀 @guylejeune.eurosky.social · 12/10/2026

You know what? We’ll just copy a 1973, British Leyland, Austin Allegro.

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Paul Murphy TD @paulmurphy.pbp.ie · 12/10/2026

We had the cheapest electricity to Europe, now we have the most expensive. ESB needs to be brought back into a not-for-profit mandate to tackle the cost of living and climate crises. We need to stop private companies profiteering off of people's misery. #CostOfLivingCrisis #CostOfGreed

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Darach Ó Séaghdha @darach.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I’ve been a union man since before some of you youths were born and I’d like to remind you not to gloat or share arrested development “chicken” gifs if the minister accepts the union’s position. That is the reasonable thing for him to do, not the cowardly thing.

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💀💀 Guy Le Mort 💀💀 @guylejeune.eurosky.social · 12/10/2026

I’m making molot… comedy shaving-foam custard pies and I will not hesitate to use them in the name of dead generations. So there.

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Rudy Hellzapoppin' @rudyhellzapop.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Offspring found a young adult Leap Card at Broombridge Station, Cabra earlier, name on it is a Joe Hourihane. Would like to return it so retweets very welcome!

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💀💀 Guy Le Mort 💀💀 @guylejeune.eurosky.social · 12/10/2026

I’m now on LinkedIn… for work. You can take me out the back and put a 9mm slug into my grey matter. Please and thank you. ‘I’m ecstatically orgasmic that my latest email has been received and its intended recipient has responded with such positivity and entrepreneurial spirit, I may wet myself.’

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💀💀 Guy Le Mort 💀💀 @guylejeune.eurosky.social · 10/10/2026

Joe Jackson‘s on the dumb speaker. Oh man, what an amazing songwriter. He should be… you know? I guess talent doesn’t always make you ‘a superstar’.

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Kate Bevan @katebevan.com · 10/10/2026

I really wish you'd stop sharing screenshots from the sewer that is X. We know it's teeming with awful shit. That's why we left it.

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💀💀 Guy Le Mort 💀💀 @guylejeune.eurosky.social · 10/10/2026

‘Tis the season of Christween, when Father Pumpkin delivers all the baby bats to Jesus the Ghost

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💀💀 Guy Le Mort 💀💀 @guylejeune.eurosky.social · 10/10/2026

Back home, is it? Thinking you’re forgiven for leaving, is it?

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💀💀 Guy Le Mort 💀💀 @guylejeune.eurosky.social · 10/10/2026

Ah Jesus. I hope it passes soon. Our GP up here in Donegal doles them out for free along with the Covid jabs. I guess that’s the HSE in a nutshell. Eircode healthcare. Look after yourself.

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💀💀 Guy Le Mort 💀💀 @guylejeune.eurosky.social · 09/10/2026

Sorry, should have explained. Dudes working outdoors in Cornwall were getting bitten by the local insect population. Fella had an inspirational idea. A model of a dragonfly attached to a wire stuck to the top of their headgear. No more bites.

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