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reb of Melbourne @guttertwits.bsky.social · 8h

Good to see you've finally added some tasting notes... 🙄 So what ye need, big Dave, is a wee display showing how to make a refreshing Bloody Mary with this stuff printed out on a laminated A4 sheet of paper with a couple of bottles of Tabasco and limes. It'll fly aff the shelfs..! You're welcome.

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reb of Melbourne @guttertwits.bsky.social · 8h

I spoke to my parents on a video call today and the first thing my dad says ( as usual) "is hang on I'll get your mum," only to find she's not in a good way with concussion and broken ribs after a fall. She's 89. Watching your mum & dad fall apart is hard even if they were hard arse parents.

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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Love this 👇

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reb of Melbourne @guttertwits.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I was just airing out my t-shirt at the childcare centre for five fkn seconds, and you'd think you'd started WWIII... Fucksakes... 🙄🙄

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reb of Melbourne @guttertwits.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I was today years old when it occurred to me that my father has never once contacted me.

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reb of Melbourne @guttertwits.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I guessed the price right...!! Fkn hell... 😂

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reb of Melbourne @guttertwits.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

My husband has apparently felt it necessary to point out that my use of "profanity" has increased in recent times. I hadn't really noticed to be perfectly fkn honest. So I just reminded him I'm from Glasgow, "what do you fkn expect, FFS....?" 🙄 Anyhow, happy families and all that, fkn hell.. 🙄

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reb of Melbourne @guttertwits.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Where are the fkn "Tasting Notes" big Dave...? C'mon big man... For example.. "Would pair well with a couple of deep fried dimmies, maybe a slab of cheese and a bit of toast or a crumpet and some Branston pickle" Retails for $25. But I paid fuck all coz the rep gave it to me for free! ⭐⭐⭐

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reb of Melbourne @guttertwits.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I think you need to call that TV show "Hoarders" But having followed your op shop shopping antics for some time now, I suspect this moment has arrived with a certain inevitability.

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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

This 👇

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Newshound411 @newshound411.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

It’s corruption on steroids in plain sight. He doesn’t even try to hide that he’s looting US and cashing in on insider trading. He’s the most corrupt president in American history.

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reb of Melbourne @guttertwits.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I interrupt your regular programming to bring you this cuteness intermission... 😊 You're welcome.. 😇

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reb of Melbourne @guttertwits.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Aye there was the Frankie Goes to Hollywood version and I think was it Hughey Lewis and the News with the other version.

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reb of Melbourne @guttertwits.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Just having a few reds and doomscrolling... Will probably nod off soon 😴

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reb of Melbourne @guttertwits.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Oh what are you up to monsieur....?

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reb of Melbourne @guttertwits.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

There may have been an element of sarcasm in my previous posts.

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reb of Melbourne @guttertwits.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

It's an actual real time re-enactment of what we're meant to believe unfolded onboard the plane during those precious seconds and minutes...! 😆

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reb of Melbourne @guttertwits.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Note to self: Start watching aviation TV shows & YouTube vids in case I ever have to stabilise & land a rudderless plane.

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reb of Melbourne @guttertwits.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Maybe you'll get lucky and be seen by Dr. Rawls...

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reb of Melbourne @guttertwits.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I just answered the phone and some pervert with heavy breathing said "I bet you've got a tight c*nt with no hair" and I said.. "Yes I do, but he's at work at the moment... Who shall I say called...?" 😆

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Wear The Peace @wearthepeace.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Actress Susan Sarandon being arrested earlier today for protesting Benjamin Netanyahu’s speech at the United Nations. One is speaking out against genocide, one is committing it. One was arrested, one was not.

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reb of Melbourne @guttertwits.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I must've missed the "tasting notes".... 😆

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reb of Melbourne @guttertwits.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Funny you should mention that...😆

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reb of Melbourne @guttertwits.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Instead of it being called "Big Dave Gets on the Piss & Goes to See a Live Band!" it could just be called "Big Dave Gets on the Piss..!" Genius...!

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reb of Melbourne @guttertwits.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I was under the impression there was going to be a handbasket.

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reb of Melbourne @guttertwits.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I think this needs to become a spinoff series to Big Dave Get's on The piss etc etc...

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reb of Melbourne @guttertwits.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Nice one Dave, you deserve it. 👍 I myself, am just having a cheap and cheerful Grant Burge red quaffer from Dans for $13. 🍷

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Breneke @breneke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Leopards . . . faces . . . etc.

Cartoon of a people impaled on sticks, one saying to the other 'I voted for him because I liked his impalement policy, but I never thought this would happen.'

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reb of Melbourne @guttertwits.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Just got an email from Malaysian Airlines saying my next booking comes with extra baggage...!! What a fkn coincidence, so does my life...!!

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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

For 33 years, McConnell has voted against family and medical leave for working Americans. Then he disappears from the Senate for 92 days and keeps collecting his full paycheck. Apparently, paid leave is only a problem when someone else gets it.

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Newshound411 @newshound411.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

If only it had been this way. Justice denied 👇 👇 👇 👇

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reb of Melbourne @guttertwits.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Just letting you know I will no longer be touring with Ed Sheeran.

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reb of Melbourne @guttertwits.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Whoever invented valium deserves the Nobel Peace Prize. But sadly he did not. But he did live until the age of 97. I suspect that may not be a coincidence. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leo_Ste...

en.wikipedia.org

Leo Sternbach - Wikipedia

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reb of Melbourne @guttertwits.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Well said. She's a vile individual.

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