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reb of Melbourne

@guttertwits.bsky.social
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Look if you don’t like me swearing just unfollow me don’t waste your time telling me you don’t like it. I don’t fucking care.

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reb of Melbourne @guttertwits.bsky.social · 15h
This is very good advice.
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reb of Melbourne @guttertwits.bsky.social · 15h
JUST IN: We interrupt normal programming to bring you this rejuvenating timeline cleanse. You're welcome. 😇🙏 *Volume up.
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reb of Melbourne @guttertwits.bsky.social · 16h
This will never get old.... 😆
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reb of Melbourne @guttertwits.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It's funny coz it's true... 😆
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reb of Melbourne @guttertwits.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Reminds me of the many times I sat in my office contemplating early retirement... 😆
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reb of Melbourne @guttertwits.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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reb of Melbourne @guttertwits.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Just a timely reminder that Prince Andrew's own security detail referred to him as "The Cunt". 😂
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reb of Melbourne @guttertwits.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Can relate...
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reb of Melbourne @guttertwits.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I was just airing out my t-shirt at the childcare centre for five fkn seconds, and you'd think you'd started WWIII... Fucksakes... 🙄🙄
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reb of Melbourne @guttertwits.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I interrupt your regular programming to bring you this cuteness intermission... 😊 You're welcome.. 😇
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reb of Melbourne @guttertwits.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's a miracle....! #FlyDubai
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reb of Melbourne @guttertwits.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
@davehooper.com
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reb of Melbourne @guttertwits.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Maybe you'll get lucky and be seen by Dr. Rawls...
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reb of Melbourne @guttertwits.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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reb of Melbourne @guttertwits.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Can confirm...
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reb of Melbourne @guttertwits.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
😂
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reb of Melbourne @guttertwits.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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reb of Melbourne @guttertwits.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
@davehooper.com
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reb of Melbourne @guttertwits.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Lol... 😆
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reb of Melbourne @guttertwits.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Finally got around to framing one set of the Chinese wood carvings I brought back from Beijing about 20+ years ago. Now hanging in the hallway in Brisvegas. The amazing thing with AI is I uploaded these photos and it tells you the story behind each panel and what they signify.
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reb of Melbourne @guttertwits.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Okay, so it's Saturday night. Which one of you kids needs some advice from Rebecca...? Fire away...
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reb of Melbourne @guttertwits.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
That time I worked as a barista and someone asked for a decaf almond milk latte....
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reb of Melbourne @guttertwits.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Many years ago I brought back a small brass Buddha statue roughly the size of a matchbox from Thailand… It has now been resettled in an auspicious position in our BrisVegas tropical garden. Om Mani Padme Hum 🙏😊 🪷
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reb of Melbourne @guttertwits.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Very clever and very funny...! 😆
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reb of Melbourne @guttertwits.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
A superb midweek quaffer currently on special at Dan's for $9.00 a bottle. It's from Portugal home of some of the best reds. 🍷 You may thank me later... 😉 You're welcome. 😇
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reb of Melbourne @guttertwits.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
They should show this to people who have booked in to those switzerland euthanasia clinics but may be having second thoughts...
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reb of Melbourne @guttertwits.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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reb of Melbourne @guttertwits.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Tour of the kitchen and restaurant…
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reb of Melbourne @guttertwits.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Final day in Penang before heading back to BrisVegas so had lunch at my favourite Indian place… Buffet style with roti canai for only RM18.50 ($6.20)… Delicious…!! 😋
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reb of Melbourne @guttertwits.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Well maybe a little bit of both...
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reb of Melbourne @guttertwits.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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reb of Melbourne @guttertwits.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
@davehooper.com
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reb of Melbourne @guttertwits.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
@davehooper.com
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reb of Melbourne @guttertwits.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Me, when my husband forgot to buy some red wine on his way home from work.
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reb of Melbourne @guttertwits.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Prediction... #auspol
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reb of Melbourne @guttertwits.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Me whenever someone asks me if I want to hold their baby...
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reb of Melbourne @guttertwits.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
My favourite way to spend a lazy Sunday afternoon in Georgetown... Watching the Bunga Raya band at the Hin Bus Depot Sunday market... #Penang
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reb of Melbourne @guttertwits.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
There are two species of monkey that live outside our condo in Penang. One is the shy "Leaf monkey" with a black coat and white face. The other is the common Macaque, which can be a right aggro little fucker. This is the latter. Although tonight they seem a bit laid back...
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reb of Melbourne @guttertwits.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I bought some chicken samosas for the security guards from Little India earlier today.. This is my favourite place to buy them.. It even has a Michelin star..! 😆
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reb of Melbourne @guttertwits.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Talcum his measure... 😆
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reb of Melbourne @guttertwits.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
When Jehovah's Witnesses come knocking on the front door...
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reb of Melbourne @guttertwits.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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reb of Melbourne @guttertwits.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
This is so true....
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reb of Melbourne @guttertwits.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Can relate....
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reb of Melbourne @guttertwits.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
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reb of Melbourne @guttertwits.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
@davehooper.com
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reb of Melbourne @guttertwits.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
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reb of Melbourne @guttertwits.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Can relate...
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reb of Melbourne @guttertwits.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Fresh coconut water from the roadside stall for $1.50…? Don’t mind if I do… 😋 #penang
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reb of Melbourne @guttertwits.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Yes. I'm going to say yes.
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