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reb of Melbourne @guttertwits.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I just answered the phone and some pervert with heavy breathing said "I bet you've got a tight c*nt with no hair" and I said.. "Yes I do, but he's at work at the moment... Who shall I say called...?" 😆

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Wear The Peace @wearthepeace.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Actress Susan Sarandon being arrested earlier today for protesting Benjamin Netanyahu’s speech at the United Nations. One is speaking out against genocide, one is committing it. One was arrested, one was not.

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reb of Melbourne @guttertwits.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I was under the impression there was going to be a handbasket.

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Breneke @breneke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Leopards . . . faces . . . etc.

Cartoon of a people impaled on sticks, one saying to the other 'I voted for him because I liked his impalement policy, but I never thought this would happen.'

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reb of Melbourne @guttertwits.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Just got an email from Malaysian Airlines saying my next booking comes with extra baggage...!! What a fkn coincidence, so does my life...!!

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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

For 33 years, McConnell has voted against family and medical leave for working Americans. Then he disappears from the Senate for 92 days and keeps collecting his full paycheck. Apparently, paid leave is only a problem when someone else gets it.

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Newshound411 @newshound411.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

If only it had been this way. Justice denied 👇 👇 👇 👇

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reb of Melbourne @guttertwits.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Just letting you know I will no longer be touring with Ed Sheeran.

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reb of Melbourne @guttertwits.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Whoever invented valium deserves the Nobel Peace Prize. But sadly he did not. But he did live until the age of 97. I suspect that may not be a coincidence. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leo_Ste...

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Leo Sternbach - Wikipedia

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reb of Melbourne @guttertwits.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

My partner asked me, "Are you sometimes surprised at how little people change?" My reply, "Actually,the process is the same. They just have tiny clothes."

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Pup Fiction @pupfiction.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

BREAKING Former Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull says that he's 'immensely relieved' that Barnaby Joyce isn't Jesus "Implementing the Parliamentary bonking ban was difficult enough. A ban on turning water into wine would have been impossible to get through the House, let alone the Senate"

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mainewomenforward.bsky.social @mainewomenforward.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

This cartoon was created by Pulitzer Prize winning artist Adam Zyglis for The Buffalo News in November, 2024. It hits even harder now.

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Tiger Pournelle, Furious Irish🏳️‍🌈 @tigerpournelle.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

You might think that a bowl of frosted flakes after a Dairy Queen blizzard is a terrible idea but then you’re probably not a marijuana enthusiast.

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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

If you owe a woman $5 million dollars for sexual assault, you also owe the country your resignation. It's that simple.

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reb of Melbourne @guttertwits.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I went to see another GP today (my usual one was away) told him about my litre of red wine a day consumption and he was like the last GP "so what seems to be the problem...?" God bless Australia... 🍷😆

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davidej2025.bsky.social @davidej2025.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

How did a child rapist get elected twice in America? "With enough money, lies that even Satan can elected in USA more than twice.

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Meta Resistance @metaresistance.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

He is saying what many politicians are too afraid to say out loud. #Mamdani

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reb of Melbourne @guttertwits.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Finally got around to framing one set of the Chinese wood carvings I brought back from Beijing about 20+ years ago. Now hanging in the hallway in Brisvegas. The amazing thing with AI is I uploaded these photos and it tells you the story behind each panel and what they signify.

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reb of Melbourne @guttertwits.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Whenever I arrive home - wherever that may be - after a month or so, I feel the need to go somewhere else. I've never felt "at home" in one place. My sister on the other hand, has lived in the same place for 60 years. I wish I had that sense of "belonging" to one place. WTF is wrong with me? 😔

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reb of Melbourne @guttertwits.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Okay, so it's Saturday night. Which one of you kids needs some advice from Rebecca...? Fire away...

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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

So true 👇

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reb of Melbourne @guttertwits.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

That time I worked as a barista and someone asked for a decaf almond milk latte....

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reb of Melbourne @guttertwits.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Many years ago I brought back a small brass Buddha statue roughly the size of a matchbox from Thailand… It has now been resettled in an auspicious position in our BrisVegas tropical garden. Om Mani Padme Hum 🙏😊 🪷

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reb of Melbourne @guttertwits.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

David Bowie - Ziggy Stardust and The Spiders from Mars Iggy Pop - Lust for LIfe Lou Reed - Transformer Grace Jones - Nightclubbing Laurie Anderson - Big Science

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reb of Melbourne @guttertwits.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Very clever and very funny...! 😆

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reb of Melbourne @guttertwits.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

A superb midweek quaffer currently on special at Dan's for $9.00 a bottle. It's from Portugal home of some of the best reds. 🍷 You may thank me later... 😉 You're welcome. 😇

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reb of Melbourne @guttertwits.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

They should show this to people who have booked in to those switzerland euthanasia clinics but may be having second thoughts...

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reb of Melbourne @guttertwits.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Final day in Penang before heading back to BrisVegas so had lunch at my favourite Indian place… Buffet style with roti canai for only RM18.50 ($6.20)… Delicious…!! 😋

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reb of Melbourne @guttertwits.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

A female prostitute just tried to pick me up at the Gurney Plaza food court. I felt like saying “listen girlfriend what on earth makes you think someone like me is going to be interested in a 40 something mainland Chinese woman dressed in a red mini-mouse outfit..?” FFS…🙄

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reb of Melbourne @guttertwits.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Today a dietician told me that: - Red wine causes cancer - Cheese is bad for cholesterol - Chocolate is also bad for cholesterol - Crackers are bad for high blood pressure - Coffee is also bad for high blood pressure Those are my five major food groups. Basically, I'm totally fkd. 🫤

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reb of Melbourne @guttertwits.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Me, when my husband forgot to buy some red wine on his way home from work.

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reb of Melbourne @guttertwits.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Me whenever someone asks me if I want to hold their baby...

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reb of Melbourne @guttertwits.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

My favourite way to spend a lazy Sunday afternoon in Georgetown... Watching the Bunga Raya band at the Hin Bus Depot Sunday market... #Penang

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