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Guru v.3.3

@guruthethird.bsky.social
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Occasionally posts NSFW 🔞 18+ MDNI He/Him 33 yr old retired mech pilot, unemployed black astronaut Fascism can be adressed in: .22lr, 9mm, .45, 7 62, and high altitude orbital bombardment

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Whygena @whygena.bsky.social · 4h
I tend to have a lot of dreams where I'm fighting some kind of big video game style boss
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MLeth @mleth.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Amy has had enough of hammers! (Like the 2nd time in my life I drew a Sonic character) Sketch --> Colored ⭐️
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Guru v.3.3 @guruthethird.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Dorohedore s2 pissed me the fuck off.
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12tone @12tone.nebula.tv · 06/10/2026
Williams, 37, then unleashed her response to the DHS’ statement in an Instagram Story post Monday: “And may I suggest all Nazi bitches suck on my fat d***.”

A DHS representative did not immediately return The Independent’s request for comment.
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Chipockalips Now! @fragboner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026



right about now, the funk soul brother






check it out now, the funk soul brother






right about now, the funk soul brother






check it out now, the funk soul brother
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Kris Wolfheart @kriswolfhe.art · 06/10/2026
society if puritans hadn't effectively convinced multiple generations that Women Don't Get Horny
future utopia
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Guru v.3.3 @guruthethird.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Im starting to think its less seasonal affectation disorder and more my living situations always suck for the cold seasons.
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Guru v.3.3 @guruthethird.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Wardogs is making me a worse person. Gamers should be rounded up and hanged myself included.
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Guru v.3.3 @guruthethird.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
No one is escaping samsara, game balance isnt real.
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Enzo is Tired @enzo-is-tired.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Genderbending Malfoy to be a smug anime girl with slicked back blonde hair, a forehead and a dark coat. Mf that's Larxene from Kingdom Hearts!
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Jordan Peele mf
Alt: Jordan Peele mf
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charuto diet do vorcaro @samdell.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"I have to stay on top of the trends to earn visibility and make money from commissions" *loses followers, mutuals, wasted all the effort drawing terf-chan for free*
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Surprised Pikachu Meme
Alt: Surprised Pikachu zooming in on pikachu
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TemporalWolf @temporalwolf.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
As a response to the Petra Parker stuff, it just misses the actual reason why Petra got genuine interest from alp corners of the internet and just telling on themselves that they can't comprehend anything beyond the most vanilla waifu bait imaginable.
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Eevee @calibarn-ev01.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They really picked the most disgusting name possible too.
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Kaban! @kaban.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It is kinda funny tho to make a genderbend of a male character but having to specify that she's not trans and that she's exclusively heterosexual for a male audience.
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Kaban (BangDacy) 🔞 @bangdacy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You can draw any mean blonde tsundere you want, I promise. You have to question why specifically it has to be one to promote Rowling's cringe ass works tho.
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Android 18 Strikes Vegeta
ALT: Android 18 Strikes Vegeta
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Kyou @kyoou.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
juggernaut repost
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Xero now with 100% more 🎃 @artificer-ind.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Still patiently waiting to be "left behind" by AI rather than it chasing me across every damn space like a slasher in a low budget flick.
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Chris Reeves @chrisreeves3d.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Really glad Daisaku Kuze, Lieutenant of the Dojima Family, Tojo Clan had such a turnaround. Good for him!
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MLeth @mleth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Daisy with the AK ⭐️ Sketch --> Colored
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Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James @adashtra.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Guru v.3.3 @guruthethird.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Its not the meritocracy you think it is.
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barleybap but she's dressed as a skeleton @barleybap.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Edit of the Snatcher intro text. Green text against a background now reads "This story is dedicated to all those cyberpunks who reject GenAI and commission extremely niche pornography from real artists every day of their lives.
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Erin Returns From The Grave 🦇🖤🦇 @woodaba.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
important image
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bijan (spooky version) @bijan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i think about this post all the time. you might too
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I am paid a very high salary to design new ways to hurt innocent people. Please don't hurt me. I want to live. My job is to hurt your children. Please, don't do anything to me. I want to be safe. My job is to make your family sick. I want to live. Please, I deserve to live. Pleas
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it's Halloween name charloh! (it/its) @charloh.online · 25/09/2026
"Why do you need cis people to be the ones to stand up for you?"
screenshot from Control Resonant. Dylan Faden stands in a fight ready stance, weapon in hand, in an open area with no apparent features. text above him reads "Cannot Transition During Combat"
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Kyou @kyoou.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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maddie ★ othatsraspberry @othatsraspberry.com · 25/09/2026
Happy birthday Hades II!!! 🧡🐸
doodle of Melinoe hugging Frinos
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GENC @genc.newgrounds.com · 25/09/2026
Wesker Jollibee sketch [ twitch.tv/genczilla ]
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Adam @arbiterw.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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nda🔞 @ndasfw.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The attention economy of the internet is so beyond fucked, it is boiling all of our brains
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nda🔞 @ndasfw.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Even from content creators I enjoy, I do not need to watch an hour long essay to know that Ben Shapiro’s latest incompetent and trite piece of hateful garbage is a bad movie
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nda🔞 @ndasfw.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Stop hate watching propaganda made by Nazis, I beg of you all. I feel like a lot of right wing outlets and pundits would’ve gone under by now if not for the attention their opposition gives them for free, giving them more content to feed off of. They rely on you, stop feeding them ffs
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Guru v.3.3 @guruthethird.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
That thing you like is trash
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FarFromTheTree @farfromthetree.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Dr Who episode where a monster is killing people at a store like in Closing Time but when the Doctor tries to get a job there to investigate undercover like he did in that episode they just do not hire him. The psychic paper shows his resume as perfect but they just refuse
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Four panel comic. Panel 1: two guys playing basketball outside. Guy 1 looks off to the side and asks, “is someone in the window?” Panel 2: a creepy ghost woman stands in the upstairs window of a house, watching them. Panel 3: Guy 2 calls up to the creepy ghost, “you wanna hoop?” Panel 4: the ghost is outside playing basketball with them. She bricks a shot from the free throw line. Guy 2 says, “that’s H-O-R.”
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Whining Ylthin (Back On My Bullshit™) 🏳️‍🌈 @ylthin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
TCG investors deserve to be flogged in the public square. Congrats, you've taken a children's card game, turned it into a speculative asset, gatekept literal 11-year-olds out of playing it and made yourself a nuissance to retail store employees, I wouldn't spit on you if you were on fire.
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Alys Rujasu @rujasu.net · 22/09/2026
This image popped into my head a while back and I just remembered it today so here you go
Three panels. First is a one-handed sword labelled "einhänder." Second is a two-handed sword labelled "zweihänder." Third is an N64 controller labelled "dreihänder."
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Adam @arbiterw.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Entering a new discord:
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Evil Con Fettie @spacebeer.net · 21/09/2026
listen i know ur gonna exhale loudly when i say this but it bears repeating: "SHE WOULD NOT BE HELD TO THIS MUCH SCRUTINY IF SHE WASN'T A TRANS WOMAN!"
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 21/09/2026
damn if only there were 300-500 devs who could help with that
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
ed sheeran breaks down in tears when he realizes that the plasma grenade on his knee cannot be disarmed
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Guru v.3.3 @guruthethird.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The problem plaguing video games, is gamers.
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g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A world where a twist ending is repurposed as a video title. where a thing's climax has been removed, leaving an advertisment for the gap where it used to be. such things are commonplace in. the twilight zone
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Guru v.3.3 @guruthethird.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Show me daemons
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zoey 🧀🎼 @zoey.dog · 20/09/2026
can't stop thinking about this
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HunterKiller @holybible.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
burger months
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Gaz @nyazsche.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
been thinkin about how robots are gonna kill us
Scratchy drawing of a two panel comic.
Panel 1: 
Titled:“How we thought robots would kill us”
A robot shoots a human to death with a gun. It screams “Die flesh sack”

Panel 2:
Titled “How robots will actually kill us”
A MediBot is injecting something into a humans arm. The bot says “Whooops. I injected you with cancer instead of insulin. That’s on me”
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TreatOrTrix Point Never 🎃 @toriimacdaddy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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gingrjoke @gingrjoke.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
some Pokemon you may or may not recognise
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