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Laura G

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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
New York State Attorney General Letitia James has been named the special prosecutor by Gov. Kathy Hochul to investigate the Cornell 7. In other words: they are FUCKED fucked.
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Maybe time for those who don't experience this directly to return to this thread (which I posted when PTSD was being weaponized to relieve Graham Platner of responsibility for his actions).
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AndyC @andyc300.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
right. brilliant.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 29/09/2026
The ICE agent who shot Araujo in a Houston is named GREGORY FEATHERS. Make sure everyone knows.
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Neal @nskorpen.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Seen in south Minneapolis
Photo of a public mailbox with the words “this machine kills fascists” printed on the front
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Laura G @guruduck.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
The more unhinged the details become, the more I want Anna Camp to play her on SNL or whatever platform. Have you seen the 2020 RNC speech lately? She can pull off that kind of crazy.
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Asha Rangappa @asharangappa.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Not sure this detail got picked up broadly but Natalie Harp’s brother said today that Trump is not the first president she has been fixated on (he said she wrote letters to George W.)…she is a real crazy cake
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Laura G @guruduck.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Me as Betsy Ross in 1976. Happy 250 Everyone
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Laura G @guruduck.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Aww, King Charles has a wee pillow on his chair back
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Laura G @guruduck.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Every time Trump says “two weeks,” it reminds me of the The Money Pit (1986 remake with Tom Hanks and Shelley Long). From that movie I learned that builders lie, how to sing the name game song, and that Alexander Godunov was pretty hot.
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Jan Kirsch, M.D., M.P.H. @drjanicekirsch.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Dr. Jonas Salk March 29, 1954
Image of Dr. Jonas Salk on the cover of Time Magazine March 29, 1954.
In the background are syringes pointing down as if weapons, against crutches, leg braces, and an iron lung 
At the left corner are the words, "Polio Fighter Salk
Is this the year?"
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Laura G @guruduck.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Kegsbreath’s voice is just so stupid
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Alexandria Neonakis @beavs.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
twitter must be dead dead cause someone posted a rat coin purse that would have 2019 twitter losing its collective mind and most of the top comments are bots saying random words or people not nearly amped enough about the rat coin purse
a glorious rat coin pursetwitter comments that range from "oh! so contradictory - laugh & cringe" to "so curious to know who would want this - any ideas?"
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Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.blacksky.app · 31/01/2026
👀 Looks like the husband of the woman ICE abducted called his lawyer, lawyer called the cops, then the police chief went and got her & took her home Article says it may be the first time local Minnesota PD "intervened in a federal law enforcement action" since Trump started terrorizing the state
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The husband told MPR News that after his wife was taken into custody, he called his attorney, and soon after, he got a call from St. Peter Chief of Police Matt Grochow, whom he said he has known for years.

“I was talking to him, kind of venting some of my frustrations,” the man said, adding that he urged the chief to have his officers just be more visible during the federal enforcement actions. “If [local police] were present and they could see you, I promise you their behavior more than likely, or hopefully, would, you know, be appropriate and law abiding.”

The husband says he talked to the chief for a while and “we had a good conversation.”

“He asked me, ‘what was your wife's name’? I told him my wife's name. He said, ‘was she picked up in a bronco?’ And I said, ‘I'm not sure, but it was an SUV, dark colored. I'd have to look at my video.’ He goes, ‘I think I got her. I'll call you back’.”

The husband said a few minutes later, the chief called again, “and said, I got her or I'm bringing her home.”

“I was just so relieved that she got released and was able to come home,” he said.
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jenna ruddock @ruddock.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Don Lemon is not the only reporter who was arrested by federal agents overnight — local independent journalist Georgia Fort just went live on FB to say federal agents were also at her door to take her into custody over her protest coverage in Minneapolis.
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Laura G @guruduck.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
So proud of my community out marching in the streets in subzero weather while insisting “it’s not that cold.”
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Minnesota Star Tribune @startribune.com · 13/01/2026
Protesters clashed with federal agents for another night outside the Whipple Federal Building, which holds ICE detainees. Agents fired less-lethal munitions and deployed chemical irritants at the crowd. 📷️: Jeff Wheeler
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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/01/2026
DOJ Releases Jerome Powell Deepfake Nudes theonion.com/doj-releases-jerome-po…
DOJ Releases Jerome Powell Deepfake Nudes
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Joel Calahan @joelcalahan.com · 08/01/2026
A poem by Renee Nicole Good, murdered by an ICE agent today
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2020 Academy of American Poets Prize
On Learning to Dissect Fetal Pigs by Renée Nicole Macklin
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daviss @daviss.org · 07/01/2026
NOW: Crowd continues to grow in Minneapolis at a vigil where a federal agent shot and killed Renee Good this morning. “SAY HER NAME!” “RENEE GOOD!”
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 07/01/2026
Jacob Frey: "To ICE -- get the fuck out of Minneapolis"
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Jason Chavez @jchavezmpls.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
I love you Powderhorn/ Ward 9 ❤️
HEY ICE 
YOU DRIVE LIKE SHITI IN THE SNOW 
AND WE’RE ALL LAUGHING 🤣
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jordan @jordantyranny.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
FUCKIN FACTS 💯
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Laura G @guruduck.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Anyone else endlessly amused that the captioners at MSNOW keep typing her name out as Siouxsie Wiles?
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Laura G @guruduck.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
A few months ago, I wondered how Minneapolis had escaped Trump’s gaze thus far. I knew the time would come. Time to find a way to help.
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Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
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Matt Brown @mattbrown.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Time to hop on LinkedIn to post "what being Raptured taught me about B2B sales"
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Bastard Toadflax @plumicorns.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Dudes rock
Shortly after that standoff, Curtis Evans stood directly in front of the gate with an American flag. The 65-year-old Evanston resident heard about the first protest on social media and came to represent “the ideals that our country stands for.” He said tear gas and pepper balls hurt, but “five minutes later, you’re fine.”
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Laura G @guruduck.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
It’s like we haven’t already made fun of this
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Laura G @guruduck.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Hey guys what happens if everyone sends their national guard to DC?
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Laura G @guruduck.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
I barely know who TCW is, and yet I knew he was the subject of this thread almost immediately from the first clause of his run-on sentence. Just, ugh.
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Laura G @guruduck.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
So, this was Temu today…
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
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Ethan Sacks @ethansacks.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
"The beacon! The beacon of New York City is lit!"
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a man with a beard is holding a stick and says hope is kindled .
ALT: a man with a beard is holding a stick and says hope is kindled .
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
"Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed."  -Dwight D. Eisenhower, 1953
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Laura G @guruduck.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Imagine you suffered from Main Character Syndrome so much that you started WW3 over it
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 22/06/2025
We’ve bombed Iran. And dismantled our joint terrorism task force. And sent a third of the FBI to help ICE. And gutted the National Security Council. And a drunk guy is in charge at the pentagon. And our intelligence allies probably won’t share intel with us. Because people couldn’t vote for a woman.
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 21/06/2025
Compton, CA: A masked, heavily-armed man wearing body armor jumped out of a SUV today to kidnap a local resident. He forgot to put the vehicle in park, causing it to roll down the street damaging other cars. He jumped in the vehicle (which had no platess) and drove off without identifying himself.
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Governor Tim Walz @governorwalz.mn.gov · 16/06/2025
Thank you, Madam Speaker.
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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
I dunno if like three to five times as many random people were in the streets to protest as there are total members of the entire military (active duty plus reserves) I might make that more than a one-day story instead of the limp, sad-trombone parade he forced on a few of those military members
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dillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 13/06/2025
cuomo as a candidate is like the guy who thinks good sex is pumping away while you're making a grocery list in your head wondering when he'll be done. mamdani is like the guy who is all sweet and nerdy but holds you down and makes you cum until your calves cramp
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Laura G @guruduck.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
So I guess they really did let Stephen Miller out of his cage. Or is the naked fascism a lasting tribute to the destruction that Elon Musk created, including stealing his wife?
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
A US Senator. Donald Trump’s America.
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Peter Baker @peterbakernyt.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
"Nobody’s going to spit on our police officers," says Trump, who four months ago pardoned people who beat police officers with pipes, flagpoles, baseball bats and 2-by-4s at the Capitol on Jan. 6, 2021.
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Josh Zingher @zingherpolisci.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Everything that’s happened over the past six months has been a response to an imaginary crisis. There is no immigrant invasion. No trade crisis. No scientific or governance crisis. Just people completely high off their own supply trying to fundamentally reorder society. None of this had to happen.
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Joyce White Vance @joycewhitevance.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
How very ironic that GOP Governors aren’t standing up for states’ rights here. I guess that only matters if you’re denying women or transgender people access to medical care. democraticgovernors.org/updates/stat...
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Statement from Democratic Governors on Donald Trump’s Use of California's National Guard - DGA
Statement from Democratic Governors on Donald Trump’s Use of California’s National Guard DGA Chair Governor Laura Kelly, DGA Vice Chair Governor Andy Beshear, Governor Tony Evers, Governor Bob Ferguso...
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Such a relief to watch the last three episodes of Andor and see that everything turns out great for everyone 😮‍💨
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Laura G @guruduck.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
I was not expecting Operation Righteous Cowboy Lightning.
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Just Jack @just-jack-1.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
NYT: The Democrats were unable to stop Trump from destroying the economy in 49 days. Here's why it will hurt them in the midterms. - by Maggie Haberman
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
I consulted with several yacht biologists and apparently yachts just do this some times, it may look sad but it's a natural part of their life cycle
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