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Kevin Snyder

@guns.bsky.social
2.2K followers 431 following 23K posts

Chairman of the Poster-Farmer Party

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Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 10m
I need a spotter drone
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Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 27m
They grow up so fast
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Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 30m
Every country road intersection is a “Jesus take the wheel/brace for impact” situation until the corn gets cut
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Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 1h
Happy birthday kid
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Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 2h
Fortunately they can’t because they have an ideological opposition to college students and graduates
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Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 2h
It would be a pretty funny flex on the Supreme Court, both parties, and the country as a whole if Trump just did Biden’s exact student loan forgiveness thing
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Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 12h
I would simply use the McGuffin of +5000 demonslaying which was thoroughly explained to me through exposition and which I have already used twice to great effect, instead of running away
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Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 12h
I would love to be watching something as good as a wrongheaded cash-in instead of this garbage
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Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 13h
On top of many other flaws I don’t believe the director has ever used a gas powered lawn tool in his entire life
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Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 13h
This is genuinely in the top 10 worst movies I have ever seen
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Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 13h
Sorry I initially said Rise which I thought was fine, I meant Burn
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Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 13h
Evil Dead: Burn is fucking doo doo. How does this have such a high RT score lol
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Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 15h
Well when you put it like that…
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Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 16h
People printing untraceable guns catching strays here 😔
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Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 18h
Playfully unbuckling the uber driver’s seatbelt
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Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 18h
Keep honking, I’m assembling caltrops!
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Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 18h
“His plumbing and electrical are in shambles”
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Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 20h
I don’t think so but I could be wrong. We grew some in the past but they had to be trucked a long way to sell which was a pain
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Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 20h
I’m in the boiler room getting scalded af
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Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 20h
The finger on the scale is cramping up
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Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 20h
I think the things previously keeping the price down are lessening
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Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 20h
I saw some sunflowers while I was in transit earlier
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Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 21h
I bet you’re all so strong now
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Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 21h
Spam email from “Sincere Davis”
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log̷o, reanimated dad @loxophile.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
🚨 Hot MILFs have breached your security cordon 🚨
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Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Like passenger cars they are all largely the same with the small details differing significantly. The Volvo doesn’t have a single cup holder lol
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Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Combine holds about 400 bushels max and fills up in like 15-20 minutes or so, a semi holds 1000 bushels if you overload it a bit, so we fill them quick. Fortunately our local co-op is only a few miles away and we also have bins of our own for storage.
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Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I am actually a farmer so I am only an amateur truck driver out of necessity but we have 3 ~25-30 year old semis, a Kenworth, an International, and a Volvo. They are pretty well used but we keep them running.
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Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Amazing
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Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Do they really live that long that’s crazy
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Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If there’s one thing I love it’s waiting in line
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Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Recurring dream where I’m in a finished basement with a really complex lighting situation trying to figure out which wall switches control which lights
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Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He longs to live in the 1880s
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Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Unleashing my terrible new persona on the website, Belle Époque Man
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Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hmmm that sounds kinda good actually
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Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
when I was like 21 dad told me to fill his then-new truck and I totally spaced out and used the farm barrel, he was pissed since he knew it would be a few tanks for it to go away. Didn't get caught though at least
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Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
lol isn’t this gonna cause some funding issues down the road, also your shit is going to be dyed as fuck whenever it gets rescinded
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Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I actually guessed based on working for a cigarette store like 9 years ago. They’re probably more than that even here
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Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Fortunately that’s 97% on the neighbor’s side so not too dangerously muddy on ours. Here at least!
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Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
lol
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Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Not usually a pond there…
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Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Saw this at the gas station not really sure what that’s supposed to mean tbh
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Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’m just going to smoke these 7 cartons and quit probably
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Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Disembarking to pee
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Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I spent my $500 check on 7 cartons of unfiltered Camels because I’ve finally decided to take up smoking
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Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Leading 500 men immediately to their deaths in your dreams
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Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I just did!!
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Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ok help me remember next time this happens but you fix the persistent frozen screen by reversing to activate the backup camera which unfreezes the main screen once you exit out of the camera screen
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Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Experiencing a severe cornputer glitch
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Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What do the pros use??
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