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Gumbercules

@gumbercules420.bsky.social
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I love that guy!

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Gumbercules @gumbercules420.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This was the essence of Helldump.
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Gumbercules @gumbercules420.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Put my horse in the senate!
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Historian here. Let me explain how in the past far-right parties in Germany have caused problems not only for their own country, but for other countries as well: (1/?)
Far-right AfD wins historic victory in German state
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Gumbercules @gumbercules420.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Whole lot of cadets on shore leave (lol) gonna get kicked out of Star Wars in Disneyland for breaking cosplay rules.
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Gumbercules @gumbercules420.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I've never seen something more deserving of the Curb Your Enthusiasm outro.
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Gumbercules @gumbercules420.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I can't leave without my buddy, Superfly!
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Gumbercules @gumbercules420.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Like a late roman emperor. You know, the inbred ones at the end.
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Gumbercules @gumbercules420.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I'm sorry but I don't think Wilson was great other than being *really racist*. He also couldn't fight a bear like T.R. over there.
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Gumbercules @gumbercules420.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
The correct answer to any ICE holding a gun on you is "You don't have the balls, bitch boy".
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Gumbercules @gumbercules420.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
💯% true
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Gumbercules @gumbercules420.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
"really well" means "well we didn't EXECUTE them!"
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Gumbercules @gumbercules420.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I think I cracked the boomer-trump code. The entire administration is just on TV all the time. The talky box that raised them now controls the world and they love the entertainment. A generation raised on TV, running it by TV.
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Gumbercules @gumbercules420.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
That's a fun way of saying "I'm homeless"! Is ANYONE concerned that our Health and Human Services secretary IS EATING FROM DUMPSTERS AND IS HOMELESS??
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Gumbercules @gumbercules420.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Pin this
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Gumbercules @gumbercules420.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Gently used real doll, hmu
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
The problem with pissing on Dobby’s grave is that you eventually run out of piss
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Gumbercules @gumbercules420.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I claim no negative energy from this post, praise xenu
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Gumbercules @gumbercules420.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
His brain isn't damaged enough.
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Gumbercules @gumbercules420.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Straight up super villain shit
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KING BITCH @schwarz.jp · 24/06/2026
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Gumbercules @gumbercules420.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
They put the shroud on him like a race horse lmao
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Gumbercules @gumbercules420.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Computer, load Power Hour playlist
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Gumbercules @gumbercules420.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Computer generate image
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Gumbercules @gumbercules420.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Solid Snake and Tom Clancy were unavailable for comment.
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
THANK YOU SIRI, KEEP GOING
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escapedexplorer.bsky.social @escapedexplorer.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
DAWG WE'RE DOING STATE-RUN GAS PRICES AT PRICE CONTROLLED RATES DESPITE INCREASING SHORTAGES TO PACIFY THE PEOPLE AND THEY'RE SCREAMING ABOUT HOW THEIR OPPONENTS WANT COMMUNISM I AM GOING TO LOSE MY ENTIRE GODDAMN MIND
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Gumbercules @gumbercules420.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Lord Saladin would be proud
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Gumbercules @gumbercules420.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
There needs to be a veteran's award for posting on Something Awful.
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Gumbercules @gumbercules420.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
May they be shaped by their power and in turn shape their power.
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Gumbercules @gumbercules420.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Why is his 31 looking like 55? What curse does he have?
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Gumbercules @gumbercules420.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Elmo hopes both teams have fun
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Gumbercules @gumbercules420.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
"shut the fuck up, plebs" is a hell of an election tactic.
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Gumbercules @gumbercules420.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
The man with a very good brain
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Sequel to the Internet @sequel2internet.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
If you bought AlienWare to play Pokemon Go! We are the internet provider for you.
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Gumbercules @gumbercules420.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
The internet went downhill with the death of forums and chat rooms.
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Gumbercules @gumbercules420.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Sir buzzkillington
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Gumbercules @gumbercules420.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
THAT'S WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT WE OUT HERE
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Gumbercules @gumbercules420.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Stop telling people I'm mad Online!
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Gumbercules @gumbercules420.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I've gotten my voice assistant pipeline totally local now. Running Granite4.1:8b. The next step I'm taking is giving it MCP tools to write automations on the fly. I'd love to hear from anyone who has run a local OLLAMA to the ha-mcp integration from HACS. #homeautomation #homeassistant #voicepreview
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Gumbercules @gumbercules420.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Under no circumstances do you "gotta hand it to them"
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Gumbercules @gumbercules420.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
lmao a thin skinned boomer blocked me because I called him out on being a sexist pig. KEVIN KRUSE IS A MISOGYNIST, PASS IT ON.
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Gumbercules @gumbercules420.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Would she have been prettier if she smiled kevin
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Gumbercules @gumbercules420.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
I'm really tired of the freak show economy
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Gumbercules @gumbercules420.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
I'm gonna be SO MAD when Revelation is fulfilled because of America. I don't think you can be president and call the Pope "terrible" without, ya know, *being the antichrist*.
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Gumbercules @gumbercules420.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
THIS ISLAND EARTH CAN BE YOURS... IF THE PRICE! IS! RIGHT!
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Gumbercules @gumbercules420.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Smooth brain president. Wet brain ass president. Lubricated so bad thoughts just slide off.
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Gumbercules @gumbercules420.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Come on down to Business Jim's Discount Non-Racist Parrots! We've got 70 year olds that *DON'T* say the N word!
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Gumbercules @gumbercules420.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
If I were China, and I wanted to play a winning hand, I'd be cutting deals for clean energy to the countries hit by the energy crisis. "We're not bombing people indiscriminately." Is a hell of a sales support pitch. BYD could absolutely clean up in a lot of countries right now. Solar fields? Come on
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Gumbercules @gumbercules420.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Very innocent interview sir, clearly not guilty.
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