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Sounds® @sound3vision.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
A campanha do Flávio nunca mentiu
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gui @guiperes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
incrível
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Cell Azul @cell-azul.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Puta que pariu, ele fazendo a mesma cara de quando morde a peça de xadrez no quadrinho do @linhadotrem.bsky.social. Não é possível.
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natemare before christmas @natescape.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Do you know how much has to have gone wrong for me to not like the internet
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Papai do Anthony Gabriel 👶🏼 @laranjadinho.deichator.ar · 27/09/2026
cachorro tem quatro sovaco e a gente mete o termômetro no cu dele ✍️
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5uki5en5or @5uki5en5or.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
god this is good
flight of the concords scene with murray, brit and jemaine. 

"How's this, then? Ed Sheeran, beloved by all, left without an opening band at present. Enter you two."

"What if we want a free Palestine, Murray?"

"I reckon you'll get lots of things for free when you're proper rockstars. This might be your ticket."
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💕Ͼん𝟈ᒋᒋ𐒋💕 @ BLFC 🔜 Nekocon, MFF @barabait.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I love second hand shopping
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grant @grantpardee.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
"Tiny Tim, who DESERVED to die,"
Gonzo in Muppet Christmas Carol delivering the line "And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die"
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Ben Rothenberg @benrothenberg.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Even for Gael Monfils, who has had the most highlight-ful career of anybody, this is an all-timer.
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gui @guiperes.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
fãs de korn e amantes de milho foi um capricho especial nessa de hoje
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gui @guiperes.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Introduce yourself as what almost killed you. oiiiii prazer me chamo reação alérgica ao digesan que me deixou com os músculos da língua e do pescoço se contraindo involuntariamente em 2007 ao tratar um episódio de dengue
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Rook @rookiebalboa.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
incredible video please watch the 2nd half
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Kami @comutiny.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
No they aren't
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Florence @justflorence.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
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gui @guiperes.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
chocado com a precisão da descrição
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gui @guiperes.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
queria muito descobrir um método que me faça não sentir sono quando to na cama especificamente entre 23h~2h pra poder assistir/jogar/ler minhas coisas sem acabar dormindo em 10 minutos ""ah escolhe outro horário"" não eu gosto desse
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 19/07/2026
bilbo baggins meme of him saying "after all why not, why shouldn't I keep it?" while holding an allen wrench
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Two year anniversary of when I first posted this comic
Two panel comic. Panel 1: an anglerfish is washed up on the ocean shore, laying in the tide. It thinks to itself, “it’s so beautiful.” Panel 2: wide shot of the beach, rocky cliffs, and sky at sunset, with the anglerfish still laying in place. The anglerfish continues thinking to itself, “I might have never known.”
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gui @guiperes.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
muito emocionado que finalmente chegou o dia de pontuar na categoria galera de tal cidade
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Manchae @manchae.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Caímos. Caímos jogando bem? Não. Mas caímos pra um grande adversário? Não. Pelo menos caímos de cabeça erguida? Também não.
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Sr. Izzo Chaminé @izzombie.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Cebolinha based.
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Heitor De Paola @zitosilva.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Tá tendo conversa com ele
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gui @guiperes.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
completamente suspeito pra falar mas de coração a série do nadal da netflix é o melhor documentário de esporte que eu já vi
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gui @guiperes.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
cacetada que arte linda
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isabola @isabola.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
JOÃO VS. DJOKOVIC NA TERCEIRA RODADA!!!
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Derek Yu @mossmouth.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Genuinely, this concern about AI is one of the reasons why I think having friction in video games is good and why it's increasingly important to have games that simply exist instead of catering to our expectations. Reposting this message from Kojima about "pre-digested" art:
And he said, "If everyone likes it, it means it's mainstream. It means it's conventional. It means it's already pre-digested for people to like it. And I don't want that. I want people to end up liking things they didn't like when they first encountered it, because that's where you really end up loving something."
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: God (depicted as an old man with a long white beard) is napping on the couch and suddenly wakes up. He says “zz-HUH!” There’s an open back of chips next to him. The Earth is sitting on a dresser like a television, and even has a small screen. Panel 2: God rubs his eyes as he wakes up. He has cheesy dust on his fingers. In the other hand he clicks the TV remote. He says, “better check on the dinosaurs.” Panel 3: flabbergasted, he exclaims, “what the hell!?” On the Earth television, there’s two people absolutely destroying some glizzies in a hot dog eating contest.
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Derek Yu @mossmouth.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
WaldoWare
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Daniel Ahmad @zhugeex.com · 13/05/2026
Nintendo goes after another fan project. smh
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tai. @theothertaira.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
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Dr Bluesky @bostadevaca.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Meu deus eu não sabia que a Nossa Senhora da Bicicletinha existia mesmo! Achava que era só uma expressão.
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gui @guiperes.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
descendo na rodoviária
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Nic McConnell @mcconnell.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
A class at my kids’ school put up little statements about the good they want to do in the world and I was over the moon about this one - then I learned they meant to say “teach people in jail” which is also good!
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gui @guiperes.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
de uns dias pra cá resolvi explorar o mundinho kaizo mario e agora to completamente ⭐a intervenção artística de uma comunidade é a maior forma de expressão que um videogame pode atingir⭐ das ideias
cute kaizo world – um dos meus favoritos dessa leva de kaizo pra baixinhos que tenho jogadosure shot – esse foi cocriado pela maddy thorson2kaizo2learn – uma enciclopédia jogável de termos & manobras de kaizo e é assim que ele termina
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gui @guiperes.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
o dia que eu descobri que em vez de comprar mate limão eu podia comprar mate normal e espremer meio limão no copo puts minha vida é OUTRA
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gui @guiperes.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
filme mais importante de todos os tempos
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gui @guiperes.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
maravilhoso
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: scene from the movie Aliens; Ripley is in a mech suit and delivers her iconic line: “get away from her, you bitch!” Panel 2: the xenomorph queen lunges at Ripley in the robotic suit and they engage in a fight. Panel 3: later, the xenomorph queen is standing in the shower, mid wash. She says, “‘it takes one to know one, honey.’ That’s what I should have said.”
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a digital kiosk at the entrance of a parking garage with a dispensed ticket. The screen display reads: PLEASE TAKE TICKET BELOW. Panel 2: a T-Rex is sticking its little arm out the window of its partially opened car door, trying to reach the ticket.
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sephirAmy @sephiramy.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
tbh I still feel I get more enjoyment out of reading this short review of the first Mario movie than I do out of watching most full-length films
a 3 star review of the first Illumination Super Mario Bros. movie that reads as follows: I dressed up as funky kong to see this with coworkers and my manager was like "who the fuck are you" because I looked like a 90s weed dealer so I told her to "just wait and see" and then he never showed up in the movie
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Turma da Mônica Out of Context @monicaooc.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Jesus hj
Monca possuída de raiva gritando "TRAIÇÃO! POR QUE FEZ ISSO COMIGO?!"
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Tiani Pixel @tianipixel.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Happy #TransDayOfVisibility! Please spare some visibility to UNSIGHTED! Made by two Latina trans devs: me + @ironfairy.bsky.social Top-down metroidvania focused on sequence breaking, speedrunning, and a queer plot Out now on all major platforms: store.steampowered.com/app/1062110/... #indiegame
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gui @guiperes.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
já tem umas semanas que to apaixonado pelo canal club carter radio no youtube em que uma moça posta um vídeo de 1 horinha só com música maravilhosa e de vez em quando fala um pouco sobre elas bem programinha de rádio mesmo www.youtube.com/@ClubCarterR... recomendo muito a subscritura
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Bela LuGoza @dr4gula.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
o Nathan Fielder devia vir pro Brasil tentar virar governador do Rio de Janeiro
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Disket @disket.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
A verdade é que a prefeitura contrata pessoas minúsculas para fazer a manutenção, porque elas tem mais destreza e precisão
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gui @guiperes.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
apareceu uma foto na timeline que não darei o desprazer do rt mas que fique registrado que o cachorro quente norte americano talvez seja o alimento mais sem alma de todos os tempos a prova irrefutável da morte de deus
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gui @guiperes.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
inacreditável
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gui @guiperes.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
depois de assistir uns 8 filmes de oscar o meu veredito é este, o restante não me importo
o agente secretorose byrne em if i had legs i'd kick you
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