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Skyler Henry @guillotine4you.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

Why does John Wick only drive fancy cars that cost a million dollars? This dude totals his car every other time he drives it. Imagine the savings if he was just buying used Crown Vics from police auctions. This is probably the most unrealistic thing about the John Wick movies.

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Skyler Henry @guillotine4you.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

I’ll go to my grave saying that we’d be in an entirely different timeline rn had the DNC not ratfucked Bernie in 2016

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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

the democrats should invite Elon to meet with them. tell him that the meeting is on a patch of sticks and leaves that APPEARS to be sitting atop solid ground. but here is the twist,

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Skyler Henry @guillotine4you.bsky.social · 15/03/2025

While I truly hope my friend Kempa can find the help he needs, at a certain point I’m doing the community a disservice by keeping my mouth shut about what a brazen asshole this guy can be.

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Accountability: Kempa Needs It - CoT 3/13/25

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Skyler Henry @guillotine4you.bsky.social · 18/02/2025

Using the Bane voice to warn Kitty that her punishment for barfing on the rug while I was on a Zoom meeting must be… severe.

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Skyler Henry @guillotine4you.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

Thank you urinal minion, I needed to hear that today

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Christopher Moltisanti Weighs In On Current Events @moltisantithots.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

It's bad, T. He's firin' all the Inspector Gadgets.

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Skyler Henry @guillotine4you.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

Went and saw Wolf Man this evening. It was a remarkable depiction of men, wolves, and everything in between.

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Punk on Bus Lives!🚍📻 @punkonbuslives.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

Santa Colm was more than a Christmas hero. He was a union man.✊🏿🎅🏾

Colm Meaney dressed as Santa Claus for a 2020 Aldi commercial. He is wearing a traditional Santa outfit and spectacles. Star Trek DS9 Chief O'Brien actor.

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Skyler Henry @guillotine4you.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

All you can eat sushi buffets are intended for people who have more discipline and self-restraint (self-respect?) than I do

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Skyler Henry @guillotine4you.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

If this guys name is actually Luigi Mangione I would strongly urge any Italian Americans still holding onto Christopher Colombus as a source of cultural pride to strongly consider swapping him out

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Skyler Henry @guillotine4you.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

Of all the made up shit MAGA people feel persecuted about “the libs won’t let us say merry Christmas” is among my favorites

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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

Most of America right now.

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Skyler Henry @guillotine4you.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

Post someone you’ve been told you look like that you definitely don’t look like

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Skyler Henry @guillotine4you.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

Listen just because someone is responsible for mass death in the name of corporate profit (which seems like it should maybe be illegal but hey, corporate profit) leaving millions of people with no legal recourse for justice & thoroughly obvious motives to kill him does NOT mean

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Skyler Henry @guillotine4you.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

My 13yo nephew just told me he has never heard of Bluesky and then criticized me for not using notes on IG. Which is the most appropriate course of action: wedgie swirlie purple nurple pinkbelly

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Skyler Henry @guillotine4you.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

Me justifying ordering a second airport beer at 7:20am as a tribute to Kris Kristofferson

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Skyler Henry @guillotine4you.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

Any song about drivin an ol pickup down that ol country road or whatever that gets written by some nerd in LA and then sold to another LA nerd in a cowboy hat who moved to Nashville specifically to make music for hucklebuck dipshits who hate music that sounds interesting in any way

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Robin Epley @byrobinepley.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

My latest column dropped today and it is, as the kids say, a banger. “Mansions for me, but homelessness for thee: Newsom spent $9.1M on new digs in Bay Area” Read more at: www.sacbee.com/opinion/arti...

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Skyler Henry @guillotine4you.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

Help me understand the “If you are not a liberal (term used loosely for this skeet) at 25, you have no heart, if you are not a conservative at 35 you have no brain” quote. I don’t know how to interpret this other than “once you’re grown and *ostensibly* successful having empathy is dumb and lame”

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Captain Revo @captainrevo.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

When you get no likes or reposts.

Two pictures of principal skinner from The Simpsons. In the first picture he is holding his hand to his face as if he’s pondering a question. The text says ‘Was my joke bad?’ the second picture is him looking on blankly and the text says ‘No, it’s the entirety of the Internet that is wrong.’

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Theo @t3.gg · 16/11/2024

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tim dewey @tjdfotographist.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

Congratulations to the new Secretary of Health and Human Services.

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Skyler Henry @guillotine4you.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

Trump picks Amity Island mayor as Secretary of Beach Recreation

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Skyler Henry @guillotine4you.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

Hang in there guys the Parliamentarian will surely intervene with any legislation the GOP attempts to enact

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Skyler Henry @guillotine4you.bsky.social · 14/12/2023

when my watch buzzes to inform me that I’ve reached my daily move goal as I’m sitting on the couch watching tv, scrolling on my phone, and drinking whiskey

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Skyler Henry @guillotine4you.bsky.social · 10/12/2023

Been watching Godzilla movies and have started referring to my cats as stinky mutos. Everyone including the cats and my partner love this bit, it’s wildly popular in my house

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Skyler Henry @guillotine4you.bsky.social · 14/08/2023

Between Pucci’s Pharmacy, Penissi’s Deli, and Cracchiolo’s in Woodland, I feel like at some point we have to consider the possibility that these old Italian guys are doing it in purpose

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Skyler Henry @guillotine4you.bsky.social · 08/08/2023

Was gifted this beautiful stained glass work of art today, immediately one of my most prized possessions

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Sacramento Democratic Socialists of America @sacdsa.bsky.social · 03/08/2023

Join us next Wednesday, August 9th!🌹🌹 Get your tickets at: secure.actblue.com/donate/porchligh…

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Skyler Henry @guillotine4you.bsky.social · 26/07/2023

Thinking about the time I was sitting with a group of friends at the bar trying to remember the name of the actor from Walking Dead and I shouted out “Abraham Lincoln!” before I could stop myself

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Skyler Henry @guillotine4you.bsky.social · 11/07/2023

Me after ordering the Thai food spicy and then trying to claim it was an accident

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Skyler Henry @guillotine4you.bsky.social · 08/07/2023

This fuckin guy looks like he does magic tricks to Ministry songs wtf is he doing on this cat toy package I hate it

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Skyler Henry @guillotine4you.bsky.social · 08/07/2023

Where do people land on the way music is released now vs 25 years ago? Like, I love the access and the fact that everyone’s palette is so expansive but it used to be such a big exciting cultural event when a big album would drop, like I remember how the record store would smell (in a good way).

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Rob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 06/07/2023

You’re welcome

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Skyler Henry @guillotine4you.bsky.social · 07/07/2023

I am excited to announce the launch of Feedmania, my new social media experience that takes what users loved about Twitter and reimagines it- hang on someone is passing me a note

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Skyler Henry @guillotine4you.bsky.social · 04/07/2023

On this day in 1975, Mayor Vaughn of Amity Island handfeeds several of his constituents and visitors to a giant shark in the name of tourism

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Skyler Henry @guillotine4you.bsky.social · 02/07/2023

Are there any guys worse than jet ski guys?

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Skyler Henry @guillotine4you.bsky.social · 15/06/2023

Honestly Amazing Spider-Man 2 has several problems but the gravest of their sins IMHO is casting Paul Giamatti as a giant cyborg version of The Rhino and then only giving him like 15 seconds of screen time

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