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Guidomke

@guidomke.bsky.social
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Random dude from Milwaukee. Frequent traveler to India. Member of American MENSA. Also I like to bake.

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Guidomke @guidomke.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Making chai. #India
A pot of chai
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Guidomke @guidomke.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh, chicken McSpicy, how I've missed you! #India
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Guidomke @guidomke.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Eating my traditional Whopper meal in Qatar on the way to India
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
me until november 1st
nata_vladi_art on ig http://natavladi.com a green knit frog holding a broom and a bat wearing a pumpkin sweater and black shirts and boots next to a lateen and a ghost
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Guidomke @guidomke.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Two days!
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Man's Funny Indian Dance Performance
Alt: Man's Funny Indian Dance Performance
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Guidomke @guidomke.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Three more days!
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India Flag Waving
Alt: India Flag Waving
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Guidomke @guidomke.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I leave in 5 days so you'd think I would have started to at least make an attempt at packing.
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Guidomke @guidomke.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
No, you're old! 58 today. 🎉🎂🎁🎈🍺
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Guidomke @guidomke.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Making some chai masala
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america.is.not.free @antifapatriot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Murmuration ❤️ #birds
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Guidomke @guidomke.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Do kids still make dioramas in school these days?
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Guidomke @guidomke.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Hey #Milwaukee people, got your Doors Open sites picked out yet? historicmilwaukee.org/doors-open/
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Doors Open Milwaukee
September 26 & 27, Explore Milwaukee
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Guidomke @guidomke.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Today is a great day to sharpen your kitchen knives.
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Guidomke @guidomke.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I'm listening to Puccini's 'Turandot' today. Because I'm goddam classy, that's why.
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Guidomke @guidomke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Time for my pre-birthday / pre-vacation haircut! Also, Happy Mexican Independence Day!
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Milwaukee Record @milwaukeerecord.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Algonkian Indian and Whistling Swan was recently moved to the west side of the Nature & Culture Museum of Wisconsin's parking structure, overlooking a plaza.
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Watch exterior swan sculpture move from old museum to new museum
A handful of MPM dioramas and items have already made the move to NCMW. And now, an iconic exterior MPM feature has moved, too.
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Gary Bainbridge @garybainbridge.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
When "white sauce" in fish pie Contains cheese, it’s a lie. That’s a mornay.
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Guidomke @guidomke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Let me know when you're sitting down and have a glass of brandy or smelling salts handy, @pamtoo.bsky.social before I share some news with you.
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Guidomke @guidomke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Just realized that by being out of the country during October, not only will I be having fun on vacation, I will also be missing all of the political ads leading to the mid-terms. I won't have to hear who's TOO EXTREME for office.
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Guidomke @guidomke.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I just ate a cinnamon roll for breakfast because why not?
A cinnamon roll
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Guidomke @guidomke.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Happy Hispanic Heritage Month!
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Hispanic Heritage Month: Proud Latina Graphic
ALT: Hispanic Heritage Month: Proud Latina Graphic
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Guidomke @guidomke.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Happy #GaneshChaturthi
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Dr Vipul Donda Samjubaclinic: Happy Ganesh Chaturthi
ALT: Dr Vipul Donda Samjubaclinic: Happy Ganesh Chaturthi
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Guidomke @guidomke.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Seriously, why does no one forge rings of power any more?
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Milwaukee Record @milwaukeerecord.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
We'll see you at Bay View Bash on Saturday, September 19.
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Here’s the full Bay View Bash entertainment lineup, vendor list, and everything else you need to know
We’ll see you Saturday, September 19!
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Dan Barwick @barwickipedia.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
No.
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Guidomke @guidomke.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
After four years of having a butterfly garden, I finally got butterflies to visit.
A monarch chrysalis A monarch Chrysalis in the last stages before it becomes a butterflyA monarch butterflyA monarch butterfly
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Matt Wild @bymattwild.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
BUCKLE UP
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Dare to be stupid during Milwaukee Record’s Weird Al Week, October 12-18
Movie screenings, record spins, trivia nights, costume contests, a Wheel Of Fish Happy Hour, more!
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Matt Wild @bymattwild.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Good morning
Milwaukee
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Guidomke @guidomke.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Why aren't I invited to be on more podcasts? I'm a delight! #Milwaukee
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Guidomke @guidomke.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Found a tiny cocoon in the garden!
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Guidomke @guidomke.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I don't always drink coffee but when I do it's with two creamers and two Splenda packets and I empty the creamers first and stack the little cups inside each other, then roll up the empty Splenda packets and insert them inside the used creamer cups. #AuDHD
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Guidomke @guidomke.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
These milkweed bugs have developed wings and are now swarming all around my house.
Orange and black milkweed bug
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Guidomke @guidomke.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Advertise your Bluesky account with a Simpsons gif.
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Troy McClure: Get Confident, Stupid
ALT: Troy McClure: Get Confident, Stupid
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Guidomke @guidomke.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Downgrade a movie: Rocky Horror Filmstrip
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Guidomke @guidomke.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Welcome to September!
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Hello September! Autumn Squirrel & Falling Leaves
ALT: Hello September! Autumn Squirrel & Falling Leaves
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Milwaukee Record @milwaukeerecord.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The week/weekend ahead…
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Milwaukee Record Recommended Events: August 31 - September 6, 2026
This week/weekend in Milwaukee events: WMSE’s Local/Live with The Grovelers, The Wallflowers, Milwaukee Polka Riot, Holy Pinto, more.
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Guidomke @guidomke.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Tickets are booked! IYKYK
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Serious Stare
Alt: Indian man doing the Indian "head shake"
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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
if you only had one joke about frodo smoking weed it would be your token tolkien tokin’ joke
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Guidomke @guidomke.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
What the world needs now is more shindigs
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Guidomke @guidomke.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
My smart ring just gave me the notice that "[I'm] currently aging at a faster aging pace than expected for your age."
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Guidomke @guidomke.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Ugh, taco hangover
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Spongebob's Extreme Hangover
Alt: Spongebob's Extreme Hangover
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Guidomke @guidomke.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Update from my butterfly garden: I have at least three monarch caterpillars.
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Guidomke @guidomke.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Give me a single image from a film that immediately makes you hear the song from the soundtrack in your head
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Guidomke @guidomke.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I'm GenX so I can complain both about the olds and the younger idiots at the same time. You're all exhausting.
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Guidomke @guidomke.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I have a monarch caterpillar in my butterfly garden!
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Guidomke @guidomke.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I have an electrician coming today to fix some things. I hope I'm not shocked by the final bill. *rimshot* Seriously, I hope it's not too bad.
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Milwaukee Record @milwaukeerecord.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Get in the ring.
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El Impostor will bring tacos and tequila to West Allis this fall
“Our luchador has traveled the world, and tacos are how he tells the story.”
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Guidomke @guidomke.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
C'mon, Simone. Let's talk about your big but.
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Guidomke @guidomke.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Someone used the word "dingbat" this past weekend and I forgot what a fun insult that is.
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Guidomke @guidomke.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Can't believe I forgot to share this picture of a slice of peanut butter cheesecake drizzled with chocolate sauce (because I was too lazy to make a ganache).
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