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Guidomke

@guidomke.bsky.social
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Random dude from Milwaukee. Frequent traveler to India. Member of American MENSA. Also I like to bake.

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Guidomke @guidomke.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Making chai. #India
A pot of chai
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Guidomke @guidomke.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh, chicken McSpicy, how I've missed you! #India
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Guidomke @guidomke.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Smiling Dog Says Thank You
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Guidomke @guidomke.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Eating my traditional Whopper meal in Qatar on the way to India
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
me until november 1st
nata_vladi_art on ig http://natavladi.com a green knit frog holding a broom and a bat wearing a pumpkin sweater and black shirts and boots next to a lateen and a ghost
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Guidomke @guidomke.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Two days!
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Man's Funny Indian Dance Performance
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Guidomke @guidomke.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Isn't "scrum" from rugby? The phrase just sounds wrong.
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Guidomke @guidomke.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Exactly. That farmer may be a gigantic idiot but he wasn't going door to door, forcing people to buy or consume his product. Also, "She had bought raw goat milk from a farm recommended to her in a Facebook group run by her chiropractor. " That whole sentence is just seething with stupidity.
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Guidomke @guidomke.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The splayed feet remind me of the classic Hanna Barbera stance that many of the characters had.
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Guidomke @guidomke.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Such an unnerving film! Amazing acting all around.
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Guidomke @guidomke.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Jeffery Epstine Killeld Himself
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Guidomke @guidomke.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"And brother, when it disintegrates, it disintegrates!"
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Guidomke @guidomke.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Three more days!
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India Flag Waving
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Guidomke @guidomke.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That Mickey Mouse is scarier than a Dalek
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Guidomke @guidomke.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I leave in 5 days so you'd think I would have started to at least make an attempt at packing.
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Guidomke @guidomke.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Dr Pepper if you have it
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Guidomke @guidomke.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Thank you!
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Guidomke @guidomke.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
No, you're old! 58 today. 🎉🎂🎁🎈🍺
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Guidomke @guidomke.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Making some chai masala
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america.is.not.free @antifapatriot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Murmuration ❤️ #birds
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Guidomke @guidomke.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I can smell the Dry Look hairspray
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Guidomke @guidomke.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I just came into 3 giant shoe boxes and wondered if they were worth saving for my niece and any future dioramas she might need to make. But I haven't heard of any one of my friends talk about their kids making one during their elementary school years.
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Guidomke @guidomke.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Do kids still make dioramas in school these days?
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Guidomke @guidomke.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Hey #Milwaukee people, got your Doors Open sites picked out yet? historicmilwaukee.org/doors-open/
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Doors Open Milwaukee
September 26 & 27, Explore Milwaukee
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Guidomke @guidomke.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Today is a great day to sharpen your kitchen knives.
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Guidomke @guidomke.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It's giving Belgian vibes for sure.
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Guidomke @guidomke.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I'm listening to Puccini's 'Turandot' today. Because I'm goddam classy, that's why.
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Guidomke @guidomke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Time for my pre-birthday / pre-vacation haircut! Also, Happy Mexican Independence Day!
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Milwaukee Record @milwaukeerecord.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Algonkian Indian and Whistling Swan was recently moved to the west side of the Nature & Culture Museum of Wisconsin's parking structure, overlooking a plaza.
milwaukeerecord.com
Watch exterior swan sculpture move from old museum to new museum
A handful of MPM dioramas and items have already made the move to NCMW. And now, an iconic exterior MPM feature has moved, too.
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Gary Bainbridge @garybainbridge.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
When "white sauce" in fish pie Contains cheese, it’s a lie. That’s a mornay.
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Guidomke @guidomke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Homer Simpson Cymbals Monkey Brain
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Guidomke @guidomke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
YES! I have no idea why Janine decided to move on from Lock n Lock.
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Guidomke @guidomke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Guidomke @guidomke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Let me know when you're sitting down and have a glass of brandy or smelling salts handy, @pamtoo.bsky.social before I share some news with you.
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Guidomke @guidomke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"As soon as that camera is off, he gonna fuck that little dog!"
Shakes the Clown movie poster
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Guidomke @guidomke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"Ain't no fucking Thelma here, man! Look, the bitch don't LIVE here!"
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Guidomke @guidomke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
My mental health will improve if nothing else.
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Guidomke @guidomke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Just realized that by being out of the country during October, not only will I be having fun on vacation, I will also be missing all of the political ads leading to the mid-terms. I won't have to hear who's TOO EXTREME for office.
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Guidomke @guidomke.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It's homemade using a single serve recipe. Not the same as a bakery one but not bad in a pinch.
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Guidomke @guidomke.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I just ate a cinnamon roll for breakfast because why not?
A cinnamon roll
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Guidomke @guidomke.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Shelob
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Guidomke @guidomke.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Happy Hispanic Heritage Month!
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Hispanic Heritage Month: Proud Latina Graphic
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Guidomke @guidomke.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Happy #GaneshChaturthi
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Dr Vipul Donda Samjubaclinic: Happy Ganesh Chaturthi
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Guidomke @guidomke.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Seriously, why does no one forge rings of power any more?
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Guidomke @guidomke.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Mostly because of the jackets, though.
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Milwaukee Record @milwaukeerecord.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
We'll see you at Bay View Bash on Saturday, September 19.
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Here’s the full Bay View Bash entertainment lineup, vendor list, and everything else you need to know
We’ll see you Saturday, September 19!
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Guidomke @guidomke.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
How now, brown cow? clip.cafe/the-looney-l...
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'How now, brown cow? No long-eared galoot can outfox the captain of the guards. O.K.,...' | The Looney, Looney, Looney Bugs Bunny Movie Clip
Watch the clip 'How now, brown cow? No long-eared galoot can outfox the captain of the guards. O.K.,...' from the movie The Looney, Looney, Looney Bugs Bunny Movie on Clip.Cafe. How now, brown cow? No...
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Dan Barwick @barwickipedia.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
No.
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Guidomke @guidomke.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
After four years of having a butterfly garden, I finally got butterflies to visit.
A monarch chrysalis A monarch Chrysalis in the last stages before it becomes a butterflyA monarch butterflyA monarch butterfly
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Matt Wild @bymattwild.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
BUCKLE UP
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Dare to be stupid during Milwaukee Record’s Weird Al Week, October 12-18
Movie screenings, record spins, trivia nights, costume contests, a Wheel Of Fish Happy Hour, more!
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