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@grumpsforever.bsky.social
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Grumpy, (trying to be) kind & supportive, Dad of 3, separated, trying to keep going amongst the general madness. Just putting one foot in front of the other. Purveyor of the MurderCorridor™️ Ally🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

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Grumps @grumpsforever.bsky.social · 18h
Two slices of home made cake for your lunch, is classed as self-care, right? RIGHT??! 🍰🍰🤨🫣
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Grumps @grumpsforever.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Wishing my near(ish) neighbour @nikkijayne.eurosky.social a really happy birthday. Hope you’re having a wonderful day filled with love & laughter. All the very best Grumps 🎂🎁🥳
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Grumps @grumpsforever.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Run 83 of 2026 done ✅ it was “see how far I can go in 45 mins without pausing” today Turns out the answer is 6.6km 🤷🏻‍♂️ Unfortunately that means you get to see my sweaty selfie. Hope you all have a fabulous Saturday, especially you 🏃🏻‍♂️😊
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Grumps @grumpsforever.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Today is National Amanda Day. So if your name is Amanda, please try to find a way to celebrate whether grand or subtle. I’m looking particularly at you here @mindlesmandles.bsky.social @mandapen.bsky.social & any other Amanda I follow or follows me 🥳😊
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Grumps @grumpsforever.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Today is National John Day, so if your name is John, then today is your special day. Try to find a way to celebrate, whether large or small. I’m looking at any John I follow or follows me, in particular
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Grumps @grumpsforever.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Run 82 of 2026 done ✅ Thurs 5km & pleasing negative splits Needed to get out & do some thinking. So a plod around in the September sun was in order Next up, shower before DadTaxiing 12&14 to/from football training tonight. Enjoy your evening, especially you 🏃🏻‍♂️😊
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ᗰIᑎᗪᒪEᔕ™️ 🪩 @mindlesmandles.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I lurk Neil. It was useful to spot the ‘usual nuisance’ who seems to have gone quiet now and occasionally I’ll peep at a blocked user in a thread 👀
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Grumps @grumpsforever.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Morning people Had a very odd dream last night I woke up to the doorbell, got up & a colleague burst in & went straight upstairs into my bedroom When Igot back up up there, my bed had a disassembled experimental motorbike strewn across it. 1/
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Grumps @grumpsforever.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It’s right nice here folks 🥰
View through bushes across Regents Park boating lake with the BT tower in the background Regents Park boating lake & the BT TowerThe Holme is a mansion located on Inner Circle by Regent's Park in the City of Westminster, London, England. It was designed by Decimus Burton, as a residence for the Burton family, and built in 1818, by the company of James Burton, who subsequently lived there. It has been described as 'one of the most desirable private homes in London' by architectural scholar Guy Williams.
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Grumps @grumpsforever.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Lads! I’m on a train, lads!
Middle aged bloke dressed in a pink shirt, on a train
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Grumps @grumpsforever.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Morning lovely phone folks I’m off down to HQ today for some potentially important meetings. Big boy pants deployed Hope you all have a wonderful day, especially you. All the best Grumps 😊 ps you guys got a different photo, so you can judge my messy kitchen!
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Grumps @grumpsforever.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Run 81 of 2026 done ✅ Monday evening 5km. There’s lots going on atm so gave me the chance to clear my head a bit. It’s really lovely evening, which just makes the approaching autumn all the more unwelcome for me. Anyway, hope you have a lovely evening, especially you🏃🏻‍♂️😊
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Grumps @grumpsforever.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Run 80 of 2026 done ✅ Saturday 5km w/o pause. Disappointingly bog slow & not sure why. Felt a real struggle 🤷🏻‍♂️ Anyway, need to push on as I’ve jobs to do Pretty sure you must be bored with these by now, but they’re my way of holding myself to account. Happy Saturday, especially you 🏃🏻‍♂️😊
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Grumps @grumpsforever.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Post a picture of you all dressed up… double trouble ♥️🖤
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Grumps @grumpsforever.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Sat with 12, watching JJK I’ve no idea what’s going on…
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Grumps @grumpsforever.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Run 79 of 2026 done ✅ Lunchtime WFH 5km to keep the legs turning over. Challenging myself to maintain a set pace & not pause, to build up my stamina ahead of my next event. Anyway, we’re over the hump at least ☺️
Middle aged sweaty fat fuck dressed in orange
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Grumps @grumpsforever.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It’s my folks’ 65th wedding anniversary today. Sixty. Five. Years. 😱 Anyway, they’ve got a card from the King & are off out for a spot of lunch later. Bless them 🥰
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Grumps @grumpsforever.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Dessert menu time…
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Grumps @grumpsforever.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
OK team, for a limited time only. What are you having? 🍴☺️
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Grumps @grumpsforever.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Good morning lovely phone folks First early start in ages to travel down to HQ. Lots of meetings over the next two days. Hope your Monday & the traffic is kind to us all, especially you All the best Grumps 😊
Middle aged man (me) in green polo shirt stands in hsi kitchen preparing for his commute to work
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Grumps @grumpsforever.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Run 78 of 2026 done ✅ set out to do longer run, ended up 10km Pleased to do it (just) under 1hr 10m too! It may not be quick, but it represents some progress for me Now for a shower & off to buy clothes. Hope you all have a lovely afternoon, especially you 🏃🏻‍♂️😊
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Grumps @grumpsforever.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
On the train into Birmingham. There’s someone sitting opposite who’s on a teams meeting… on loudspeaker… 😡
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Grumps @grumpsforever.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Run 77 of 2026 done ✅Weds 5km while WFH instead of a lunch break. Had a really honest & straightforward conversation with my manager afterwards. Feels good to be that honest at times. I’ve also booked some gig tickets for next year for my squad 🥳 Have a great rest of your day folks, esp you🏃🏻‍♂️😊
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Grumps @grumpsforever.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Today is National David Day. So if your name is David, please try to find a way to celebrate, whether grand or modest. I’m particularly looking at you @davecakes.bsky.social @discokidnap.bsky.social & any other David I follow or follows me. Hope you have a marvellous “you” day 🙌🏼🥳
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Grumps @grumpsforever.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Run 76 of 2026 done ✅ Monday WFH 5km using the time while I have it, to get some fitness for my next event. 12&14 finally went back to school today, it feels like an awfully long time since they broke up! Anyway, hope you all have the best Monday you can, especially you🏃🏻‍♂️😊
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Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Grumps @grumpsforever.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Run 75 of 2026 done ✅ surprise Saturday 10km Went out not really knowing how far I’d go. Ended up doing 10km, which is handy to know that I can still do it. I’ve got another 10km event in early October, so will need to work up to that. Anyway, have a lovely day, especially you 🏃🏻‍♂️😊
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Grumps @grumpsforever.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
What gif pops up when you type your name?
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Oscar the Grouch: Grumpy Face
ALT: Oscar the Grouch: Grumpy Face
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Grumps @grumpsforever.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Run 74 of 2026 done ✅ early evening 5km to try to empty my fried brain There’s a lot rattling around in there right now. Much to ponder & important decisions to make. The status quo can’t continue sadly😵‍💫 Anyway, hope you all have a great evening, especially you 🏃🏻‍♂️😊
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Grumps @grumpsforever.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I’m back in!
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Grumps @grumpsforever.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Run 73 of 2026 done ✅ decided to run for an hour & see how I got on My fitness is clearly geared around 5km, so a few pauses 😮‍💨but made it to 8.5km in 60 mins Hope you have a great BH Monday, especially you 🏃🏻‍♂️😊
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Grumps @grumpsforever.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Wishing @marvth3martian.bsky.social a very happy birthday. Hope you have a wonderful day, filled with love & laughter. All the best Grumps 🎂🎁🥳
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Grumps @grumpsforever.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Run 72 of 2026 done ✅Soggy Saturday 5km completed in negatives splits so I’m pleased with that 14 is off out for a date with a new mystery girl & 12 is due back soon after helping a mate’s football team out, as a they were player short of a team Happy Saturday, especially you 🏃🏻‍♂️😊
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Grumps @grumpsforever.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Best Star Trek Crew. Wrong answers only.
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Village People YMCA Dance on Street
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Grumps @grumpsforever.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
@jojoyoyos.bsky.social wishing your now 19 a very happy birthday. Hope they have a fabulous day filled with fun & frolics. All the best Grumps 🎂🎁🥳 ps Hope you get the finger deficit sorted ☺️
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Grumps @grumpsforever.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Polling @deb-o-rah.bsky.social This is the thing I saw at Blists Hill Victorian Town in Ironbridge Gorge, which made me think of you. Apparently you are grate polish?… 🙌🏼🤭😆🦓
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Grumps @grumpsforever.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Wishing @1steviekilner.bsky.social a very happy birthday. Hope you’ve had a brilliant day filled with love & laughter. All the best Grumps 🎂🎁🥳
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Grumps @grumpsforever.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
No cheating, share the last photo of the sky from your camera roll.
The Flemish architecture in the Grand Place of the French town of Arras
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Grumps @grumpsforever.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Ladies Tour of Britain was incredible to see come through my town Gruyère cow bell came in useful today too🔔😂
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Grumps @grumpsforever.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Run 71 of 2026 done ✅ Sunday 5km before the Tour of Britain comes through town Done all my post mini break washing so I’m off into town to watch 🚴‍♀️🚴🏻🚴‍♀️🚴🏻🙌🏼☺️
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Grumps @grumpsforever.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Friday was spent driving the Route Touristique du Champagne 1st stop, the Circuit de Reims-Gueux, disused since 1972 🏎️🏁 Then onto the Verzerney Lighthouse & touring the champagne vineyards during the harvest 🍇🍾🥂🇫🇷🙌🏼
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Grumps @grumpsforever.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Spent a lovely day wandering around Reims, which included a Veuve Clicquot champagne tour 🍾🥂🇫🇷☺️
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Grumps @grumpsforever.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Mini break MurderCorridor™️ for your consideration I’d say this rates only as Benignly Interestjng
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Grumps @grumpsforever.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
What's your favourite Bible verse? Wrong answers only “You’re only supposed to blow the bloody doors off”
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Grumps @grumpsforever.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Mini break is underway 🇫🇷🍾🥂🥳
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Grumps @grumpsforever.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Run 70 of 2026 done ✅ last run for a little while so thought I’d get my steps in Now to cross examine a supplier in a review meeting. Later I need to pack for a mini break. Exciting! Hope you all have a brilliant day, especially you 🏃🏻‍♂️😊
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Grumps @grumpsforever.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
There can’t be anything more destructive to one’s self worth & self confidence, than when your children create an avi for you on a computer game? 😫
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Grumps @grumpsforever.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Run 69 of 2026 done ✅ Sunny Saturday 5km to keep the legs turning over Might go & recover the remainder of the plum harvest & tidy up the leaves, before I attempt to wake 12&14 Hope you all have a brilliant day, especially you 🏃🏻‍♂️😊
Sweaty middle aged man (me) posing in a back
to front baseball cap, worn to protect his balding head from sunburn
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Grumps @grumpsforever.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Today is National Phillip/Philip Day. So if your name is Phil/Phillip/Philip, today is your day! Try to find a way to celebrate, whether ostentatiously or minimally I’m looking at you here in particular @itsmefil.bsky.social & any other Phil I follow or follows me 😊
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Grumps @grumpsforever.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Paging @mandapen.bsky.social for a welfare check. Your area was significantly alight last night Dr M. Hope you & your’s are all safe & well?
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