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@jojoyoyos.bsky.social
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Silly and sparky and a bit stubborn And cold

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JustJ @jojoyoyos.bsky.social · 28m
16 and the whirling dervish that is her best mate are off to an 18th...Im driving her there, cos...well thats the gig isnt it And in a throwback to c 1990, have just said Now be good you 2 and if you cant be good, be careful Its a classic for a reason
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JustJ @jojoyoyos.bsky.social · 2h
I really fancy a brandy Im at work Its not even 4 This is a problem
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JustJ @jojoyoyos.bsky.social · 9h
There's leftover cake in the office I am having cake for breakfast I am an adult and I shall do as I please
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JustJ @jojoyoyos.bsky.social · 22h
To each their own
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JustJ @jojoyoyos.bsky.social · 23h
Right...popped out to get *someone* a Maccies...Ive come home with a candle, some massively reduced branded face wash from TK, M&S picky bits...o and a new mattress on order... Bosh And apparently you can get your mattress serviced...didnt go into that...sounded, well, odd
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JustJ @jojoyoyos.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
O hello...look here...just when my event ticket buying needs a boost
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JustJ @jojoyoyos.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Because I am a soft touch, Ive taken tea and toast up to 16 She's taken to having it with Biscoff spread and honestly, the small bit I occassionally take from the knife feels like the enamel being stripped off my teeth
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JustJ @jojoyoyos.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yip...he's got a date tomorrow My motherly ways have worked their magic
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JustJ @jojoyoyos.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Saw a house on the drive home that was FESTOONED in all manner of Halloween shite When did this happen to us? I know Im a miserable cow but FFS STOP IT
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JustJ @jojoyoyos.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Apparently 'fucking hellfire, what bollox is this?' is summing up both my day and that of our FD I HATE SPREADSHEETS
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mikkamakka.bsky.social @mikkamakka.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Az 1600-as évek előtt nem számított, gondolom.
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JustJ @jojoyoyos.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
There HAS to be a girl on the scene for 19...there's an unmistakeable waft of the Halfeti dupe coming from his room Im sure Ive told them both less is more
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Tom Reagan’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When you're in halls of residence together at uni & decide to share a house in the second year
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JustJ @jojoyoyos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ive got 3 calls scheduled 3-4pm..Ive got to get a better grip on things
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JustJ @jojoyoyos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Id forgotten how peaceful it is in the morning when the 3 of us are having to be up & out...anyway...this is in my head...2003 folks youtu.be/3YxaaGgTQYM?...
youtu.be
Evanescence - Bring Me To Life (Official HD Music Video) ft. Paul McCoy
YouTube video by EvanescenceVEVO
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JustJ @jojoyoyos.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If it was going to cost you £865 for a bus pass which could only be used on a privately operated, partially subsidised service for what would be a total of 95 trips and you were unable to buy tickets on an ad hoc basis, would you fork out for it or blag it using last year's pass??? Buy or blag?
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JustJ @jojoyoyos.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Towards the end of the article is a picture of the stump of the felled tree and reports are that it continues to show signs of re-growth Quite the reminder that nature has her way no matter the devastation which was wrought 🌳
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Chaz Hutton @chazhutton.com · 21/09/2026
“Life in the Shower” - a fun little series I started a while back and just updated! When you’re in your own shower…
A very simple cartoon of someone standing in their shower, staring into the middle distance, perhaps wondering why they somehow yet again forgot to buy more shampoo, despite having been to the shops twice today for various other things. Of course, going to the shops a third time, AFTER your shower to buy shower things is entirely unhinged, so it’s going to have to wait till tomorrow, and who knows if they’ll remember any of this by then.
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JustJ @jojoyoyos.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
She's got it all 🥰
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JustJ @jojoyoyos.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ooft And homemade custard
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JustJ @jojoyoyos.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
16 is now entering hour #2 of her nap 9 school days in and she has the sniffles I think this is a new record Thrilled The ironing's get done tho 🙄
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JustJ @jojoyoyos.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
19 is home from rugby V Skipton Punched a few times in the back of the head by a fella in his 40s apparently Its a good job I wasnt there Id have absolutely stormed onto the pitch and twatted the thug He may be 6'3 and 15 stone but he's my boy Now emptying the fridge & freezer All is well ❤️
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JustJ @jojoyoyos.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Im not moving ...well, other than to get another cider/ more snacks
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Tom Reagan’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Revenant is 11. Leo & his co-star in happier times.
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JustJ @jojoyoyos.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This!!! Fully agree Would rather go over the other side on the M62 to Manc land than drive into Leeds It legit makes my ankles sweat
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JustJ @jojoyoyos.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Between them Working Playing rugby Post rugby beers 18th birthday party Im having to mow the lawn Whats that saying...why have a dog and bark yourself? So, yeah Woof 🙄
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JustJ @jojoyoyos.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I have an actual need to go to the coast, have a plodge, sit and eat fish and chips overlooking the sea...so of course this...cant go today cos I need be taxi for 16 and its fucking work on Monday Bunch Of Arse
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JustJ @jojoyoyos.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Love a good Insta insight...and well no, cos he'd be blocked, obvs 😆
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JustJ @jojoyoyos.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Lamb balti saag ✅️ Beer ✅️ Wine ✅️ Murder thing on Netflix ✅️ Demonstration of hand held, wind up vibrator on said Netflix show✅️ (raised eyebrow from us both really) Ice cream ✅️ *must not fall asleep on the sofa*
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JustJ @jojoyoyos.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
16 is lobbying for Chinese food for dinner Ive been dreaming of a lamb balti saag since Sunday She cant drive yet I see no other outcome than a successful one for me
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JustJ @jojoyoyos.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Can someone explain Avengers: Endgame Encore to me like Im 5 Should I be going to see it?
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JustJ @jojoyoyos.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My very early years in one frame Add in the Flumps and a bit of Bod and what more did you need?
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Jason @nickmotown.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is a hate crime.
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JustJ @jojoyoyos.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Pub quiz night...and not that this was in the quiz... but Ive got to almost 53 and a half without knowing what Pearl Jam is...the look the bestie gave me was the definition of a picture but she's a proper wrong 'un Anyway
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David Quantick @quantick.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Das Twat.
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JustJ @jojoyoyos.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
@stopfordianneil.bsky.social ...we've just had Enter Sandman on at work...weird that a tune I used to throw myself about to in a club at x yrs old is now in the workplace Much different vibe to the workplace 😆
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JustJ @jojoyoyos.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Its a bloody good job we have fairly fluid 'start' times at work...getting in for 9 is not my bag anymore
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JustJ @jojoyoyos.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Just caught an advert...Injury Lawyers 4 U...tiger and lion heads on people...Im sure of it...or has someone slipped something in my cuppa?
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JustJ @jojoyoyos.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Off to meet 16 Pulled on a pair of skinny jeans They will ofc be paired with ballet flats I expect a roasting...sth sth gen x fashion blah blah blah And I dont care There's a reason it was so popular so she can pop off with her barrel, carrot, wide legged gubbins
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Eugene Levy as Johnny Rose: 'It's Called Style, People'
ALT: Eugene Levy as Johnny Rose: 'It's Called Style, People'
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JustJ @jojoyoyos.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Some sort of jet has just flown over the village and honestly, Ive nearly pooed myself...truly thought something was falling out the sky onto my head
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Ross Says I'm Fine
ALT: Ross Says I'm Fine
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JustJ @jojoyoyos.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Delightly slow start to the day...bacon butty incoming...pj bottoms and a jumper like its 2020 Yes, Im wfh...Im not entirely tapped
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Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Enid Blyton: The LSD years. www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/news/2657165...
Five charged over
Gateshead football pitch hearse incident.
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JustJ @jojoyoyos.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Reader, a finger of fudge is blatantly no longer enough
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JustJ @jojoyoyos.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Been on a call with those on the other side of the pond...raised a legitimate issue for potential European impact...and....so glad I spoke up
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Steppenläufer Tumbleweed
ALT: Steppenläufer Tumbleweed
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JustJ @jojoyoyos.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Happy Earth, Wind & Fire day to all who celebrate
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JustJ @jojoyoyos.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ive been to the pub, cos, you know Im a trooper...woman starts chatting to me like we're close personal friends I have NO idea who she is We skirt around this point...Im almost falling over myself with the polite and not asking 'who exactly are you'
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JustJ @jojoyoyos.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Could the Makems please stop scoring goals?! Or take Brobby off Fucksake City, just get it done @andrewblue23.bsky.social ...give them a talking to would you please
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JustJ @jojoyoyos.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
@lilgemgem.bsky.social how did it all go? Are you ok?
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Asterix Archiv 🐗 @comedix.de · 20/09/2026
Eine schöne Bastel- und Malarbeit. Manchmal trägt Obelix den Hinkelstein. Manchmal ist Obelix der Hinkelstein. Dürfte nicht leicht gewesen sein, diesen Stein zu finden. #Asterix #Fanart
Das Bild zeigt einen kleinen, länglichen und nach oben abgerundeten Stein, dessen Form an einen Hinkelstein erinnert. Der Stein wurde rundherum so bemalt, dass er selbst zum Körper von Obelix wird.
Auf der Vorderseite sind Obelix’ Gesicht mit den roten Zöpfen, sein nackter Oberkörper sowie der grüne Gürtel mit großer gelber Schnalle zu sehen. Darunter setzt sich seine typische blau-weiß gestreifte Hose bis zum unteren Rand des Steins fort. Seine Füße stehen auf einer kleinen grünen Wiese, die mit roten Pilzen und Blumen verziert ist. Der obere, dunkelgraue Teil des Steins bleibt weitgehend unbemalt und wirkt dadurch wie ein Hinkelstein, der hinter Obelix aufragt.
Die Rückseite löst den kleinen optischen Scherz auf: Dort fehlen Kopf und Oberkörper völlig. Stattdessen sieht man nur Obelix’ Arme, die sich von beiden Seiten um den grauen Stein legen. Seine Hände greifen hinter dem „Hinkelstein“ ineinander. Darunter sind wiederum die gestreifte Hose und seine Füße auf der Wiese zu erkennen.
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JustJ @jojoyoyos.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
So...came home (well back chez les 'rents) without my specs...and yes, I do wonder about myself at times...even more worryingly, the eldest is now threatening me with getting me a chain for them...so shoot me now 🔫 Anyway, spare pair in the glove box 🤞🤞🤞 or sunspecs til I get home Winner 🙈
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