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Doug @groug.bsky.social · 19h
"Welcome back to Milwaukee. I'm here with Brewers manager Pat Murphy. Murph, now that the Dodgers are up 1-0 in the third inning, would you consider this game over?" "Absolutely, Tom."
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Kim McCauley @kimischilling.bsky.social · 20h
if you have a salary in the tens of millions of dollars and you do commercials for sportsbooks or prediction markets you are a stupid asshole
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Doug @groug.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
What if instead of killing everyone at prom she says "What I'd like is I'd like to hug and kiss ya"
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Doug @groug.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I got that question recently at work and this was my answer. Then I got a look like I'm a nerd. I wonder why?
Ashley Judd as Ensign Robin Lefler on Dtar Trek: The Next Generation
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Doug @groug.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Inventing solipsism from first principles
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 09/10/2026
Ossoff: "If John Lewis were marching today from Selma to Montgomery, Mike Collins would be grabbing a billy club"
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Doug @groug.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I now completely understand Julianne Moore, in the last Hunger Games movie, saying they should make all the assholes responsible for the Hunger Games do one last Hunger Games as the participants
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Doug @groug.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
YOU CAN PRY WINGDINGS FROM MY COLD DEAD ☟︎✌︎☠︎👎︎💧︎
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Doug @groug.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Can't believe someone would say that about San Francisco, the city where pizza was invented
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Doug @groug.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
which milwaukee brewers
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Doug @groug.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
you're hearing it more and more
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Doug @groug.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The Atlanta Braves losing in the NLDS? Now I've seen everything!
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the hell they can, three straight yamamoto splitters and khamenei's back in the dugout before he knows what happened
Trending

1. Trump says Iran could hit Los Angeles
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Doug @groug.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"He deserves what Limu says he deserves" -Doug
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The Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sometimes my wife and I like to send each other text messages as though they’re democratic fundraising messages, and I believe she has produced the jewel of the form.
, it's
and I
have some personal news to share with you.
Being a mom is one of the greatest joys of my life, and I feel deeply that we should have salad tonight
This year has been challenging in many ways, and I have immense gratitude for the kindness and support of family, community, and people like you who have continued to stand by me through everything. It means the world, and I wanted you to be among the first to know that squash is in the oven and kale is in the fridge.As many of you are aware, ve been navigating one of the most challenging periods of my day while waiting for dinner.
Facing baseless federal hunger brought on by not eating since lunch, fighting for the working kids of this country, and now caring for a mean toddler and helping him grow up in a world that isn't always easy. But it has also reminded me exactly why I do this work and who I do it for.
I will never stop working to eat dinner. I will never stop fighting for what is right, even when there is also some feta in the fridge. And I will never stop being so very thankful that you are by my side in this important work and that there is tahini in the pantry for dressing
With love and gratitude,
stop to end
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
*through a mouthful of road salt* WHUGH???
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Doug @groug.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I hate the fucking Chop
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Doug @groug.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The Dodgers put in Edwin Diaz in a save situation in the playoffs? Wild, I didn't know they had two relievers named Edwin Diaz.
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Doug @groug.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Wakko is her new star reporter. Dot is her executive assistant. Yakko has been let go for coming off as too woke.
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Doug @groug.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This feels like a load of shit from RFK Jr's anti-dye weirdness. It's probably the same product you've been buying for years.
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Doug @groug.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He's making good pitches but keeps getting let down by his defense. He was clearly well prepared. I really think Schlittler had some good ideas.
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Doug @groug.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Nathan HawkBlogger @nathanhb.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Blake Snell continues to be MLB’s most Kitsap County, WA gas station employee-looking mf
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Doug @groug.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I DON'T CARE FOR HIM
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Bill Hanstock @sundownmotel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
giraffes after mufasa died:
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Danielle Froom 🏳️‍🌈 @danifroom.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"First time Trump voter" five days after the January 6th Coup attempt:
Jack Buhring: Donald Trump we all stand with you. You have more people on your side than you know. If you can't get it done its hard to tell where this country will end up. Keep fighting!!!
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Doug @groug.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"It's not that the Dodgers are looking past the Braves," the announcer said, before describing the Dodgers looking past the Braves
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Doug @groug.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
They mentioned yesterday that the Dodgers are setting up Yamamoto's schedule in the NLCS
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Doug @groug.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's Not That He Technically Had a Bad Game: The Blake Snell Story
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Doug @groug.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
BUSTER POSEY (after watching Mason Miller pitch in this game): When you think about it, we had a whole bullpen full of Mason Millers
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Doug @groug.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
THE LIGHTS DOLPHIN PILOT, THE LIGHTS
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Doug @groug.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I strongly believe that Sydney Sweeney looked at all of the sports betting apps on the market, and personally decided that Novig was the one that deserved the biggest market share, based entirely on its distinct virtues as a platform
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Doug @groug.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hell yeah Valks
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Doug @groug.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I would like to apologize for turning the Valks game on. The Aces run is my fault.
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Doug @groug.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Lulling the Rams into a true sense of security
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Doug @groug.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's 8:53 PM and we are albumposting
My 9 albums:
The Meadowlands by The Wrens
Blue by Joni Mitchell
Blood on the Tracks by Bob Dylan
In the Aeroplane Over the Sea by Neutral Milk Hotel
The Life of the World to Come by The Mountain Goats
Rabbit Fur Coat by Jenny Lewis and the Watson Twins
Weird Faith by Madi Diaz
Asking for Flowers by Kathleen Edwards
Hunky Dory by David Bowie
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Doug @groug.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Should of been Adrian less jon
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Brian PJ Cronin @brianpjcronin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“Boy have you done a job!” is like when you see your friend in a terrible show and afterwards when they ask you what you thought of the show you go “You were ON that stage!”
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Doug @groug.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh did a high-priced Dodger free agent do something good in October after not being a significant regular season contributor? Wow, what are the odds?????
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Doug @groug.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
WE BOTH KNOW I'M NOT THAT FUNNY
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Doug @groug.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yeah, it was Rohlinger
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Doug @groug.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I have not seen Digger
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Doug @groug.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is my contribution to Digger Discourse
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Doug @groug.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
No no no, digger UP, stupid!
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Elizabeth DeLoria II: THE GHOST DIMENSION @yourdadloves.me · 03/10/2026
A two panel meme of the Simpsons. The top panel has kirk van houten gesturing to a race care bed. The text reads "im an AI guy. How many local models do YOU run?" The bottom panel is homer with a pope hat photoshopped onto his head. The bottom text reads "I run the catholic church."
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Doug @groug.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
he probably shouldn't have dropped it. i don't think he was supposed to do that.
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Natalie @heartimecia.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
we spend so much energy giving grace to abusive men while only vaguely gesturing to the women who quietly lose opportunities, promotions, money, friendships, joy, and safety due to abuse; whose brains are rewired and who must figure out how to keep going in a society that doesn’t make room for them.
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Doug @groug.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
To some, it's a nermal thing to do
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh retractionwatch.com/2026/10/02/p...
David Ho, a climate scientist at the University of Hawaii, responded to our request for comment on the paper by saying he was not interested in reading it. “I’m sorry, but I’d rather keep my brain cells,” he said.
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