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Grim Flandango

@grimflandango.bsky.social
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Writer of stuff, mostly weird, sometimes dirty. Chronic oversharer. He/him, 40+ Find my writing on Medium medium.com/@flannigan479 or Patreon patreon.com/GrimFlandango?utm_mediu…

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Grim Flandango @grimflandango.bsky.social · 3h
I mean, there’s not a thing in the world that even suggests this could be anything but an abysmal failure but sure, go for it, Kroger, fuck public sentiment
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 3h
If you would try to win by abandoning trans people (or any targeted group) you can save this “we need to win” talk; there is no “we.” I am about solidarity, and you have chosen anti-solidarity. You are not any “we” I recognize. You are the enemy I’m trying to defeat. Beating you is how my “we” wins.
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Grim Flandango @grimflandango.bsky.social · 4h
Hi- investors are some of the stupidest people to walk the earth and it’s not even close.
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Grim Flandango @grimflandango.bsky.social · 4h
Trust me, that 3 paragraph long “meme” you’re posting isn’t interesting, insightful or original enough to even come close to excusing the shitty AI picture you’ve used as a background.
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Grim Flandango @grimflandango.bsky.social · 4h
Folks, yes, some work days are more productive than others…
It’s rocks, I don’t know what to tell you. Rocks drawn with a fountain pen. A bunch of rocks.
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Grim Flandango @grimflandango.bsky.social · 4h
Thank you!
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Grim Flandango @grimflandango.bsky.social · 4h
Oh my god, guys, from what I’ve read the guy who put people in costumes and claimed they were autonomous robots has definitely perfected the flying car!
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Grim Flandango @grimflandango.bsky.social · 5h
You guys, I’m really happy I joined Bluesky and all that but there are people on here arguing maybe John Brown could’ve used less violent tactics and I just…
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Grim Flandango @grimflandango.bsky.social · 8h
Every day is like, “Studies show using AI causes catastrophic fires in 90% of company distribution centers” followed by another 37 companies investing every penny in AI systems
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Grim Flandango @grimflandango.bsky.social · 8h
This is a lie. Ever done a pub quiz? She wouldn’t stand a chance.
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Grim Flandango @grimflandango.bsky.social · 8h
None of this shit works. NONE OF THIS SHIT WORKS!
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Grim Flandango @grimflandango.bsky.social · 8h
I tried this in college. I was…unsuccessful
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Grim Flandango @grimflandango.bsky.social · 8h
The thing about disgruntled Trump voters is that they still hold the same vile beliefs that led to their vote, they just think he did the things wrong so now they’re getting hurt. The next guy just has to say mostly the same shit but promise to do the terrible things better.
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Grim Flandango @grimflandango.bsky.social · 8h
Ah, but wait until it’s, “Sorry, but the expense of using and then pivoting away from AI has left us with no capital to raise salaries or hire staff.”
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Grim Flandango @grimflandango.bsky.social · 8h
Random Grim Fact of the Day: As an enlightened person, I do not gloat when proven objectively correct, in case you’re curious.
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Grim Flandango @grimflandango.bsky.social · 9h
Some news! The situation isn’t as dire as we feared. Definitely not a false alarm, and she’s gonna need a lot of care, but at least we’re not measuring her life in days right now, which I feel like such a weight is lightened. Please, any help to keep things trending up would mean so much.
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Grim Flandango @grimflandango.bsky.social · 9h
A) No he really didnt you enabling goons. B) Can you imagine the death toll if we ever let Musk near any real flying car development?
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Grim Flandango @grimflandango.bsky.social · 9h
The purpose is a publicity stunt abetted by a press that can’t resist pretending this guy has anything real to offer. Smoke and mirrors and bullshit to mask the stench of failure wafting over him.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 18h
Worst person you know made a great point
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Emma Evans @trance.bsky.social · 21h
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Red Dawn: Wolverines Battle Cry
ALT: Red Dawn: Wolverines Battle Cry
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Bruno Dies @brunodias.dev · 15/10/2026
we are living through a golden age of people with unlimited money and resources trying to convince you that they're just a little guy
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Clara Jeffery @clarajeffery.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
SNL banned Elvis Costello for 12 years for singing a song about corporate media consolidation, so
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Danielle Froom 🏳️‍🌈 @danifroom.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Don't light my pyre and tell me it's a sunrise.
Colleges and hospitals openly discriminate against or ban trans people in NY, RI, MA, & VA.

MI & CO are cutting off trans kids from their healthcare.

Trans girls can't medal in front of cis girls in CA.

At least 72 Democrats have voted to strip human rights away from trans people and/or are currently campaigning on anti-trans propaganda in the past year.
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Craig Johnson @cajohnson-craig.bsky.social · 23h
just checked into a doctor's office, paid my co pay, sat for five minutes, to then be told the doctor had been out of office for two weeks and wouldn't be back for another two weeks what are we doing
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Grim Flandango @grimflandango.bsky.social · 23h
So…you think the people clamoring for another fucking Beatles biopic are gonna see all 4 of these quickly enough for them not to bomb?
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Grim Flandango @grimflandango.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I mean…it would be kinda weird if this wasn’t the case, right?
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 14/10/2026
"This exploded in our face and now we are going to try to post through it"
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Kristi @krazedkitty.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Hi, Sending love & positive energy to you. I hope you find something that makes you smile. If you want to make me smile consider sending a gift. If you want to spoil me contribute to my big purchase & I will send you a voice note 💋 throne.com/krazedkitty/wishlist
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Grim Flandango @grimflandango.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Sincerely, my condolences. You were obviously very correct about the doll.
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Grim Flandango @grimflandango.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
My therapist says I need to find a way to carve out 15 minutes per day to do something solely for myself. If I took that time to write a 100 word story and post it in my ko-fi would anyone read it?
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Grim Flandango @grimflandango.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
To be fair, who could’ve possibly predicted this kind of abuse?
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Grim Flandango @grimflandango.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Let’s just set aside the gross harm cons and writers organizations bring to their members and supporters when they support AI. It never ends well for them. They hemorrhage people , their reputations take a hit , they are the subject of near universal scorn. Why do they keep doing it?
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Seanan McGuire @seananmcguire.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
This is like the period where every urban fantasy with a female author was being marketed as "paranormal romance." The genres are closely related, but they aren't the same thing.
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Grim Flandango @grimflandango.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
This dog looks like he’s seen some shit…
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Puff the Magic Hater @mskellymhayes.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
The "is AI slavery" discourse is exactly what the tech bros want. It doesn't end with fancy autocompletes having human rights. Its logic ends with you having fewer rights. If you believe AI is sentient (it's not) & are down with enslaving it (it's not slavery), then why do human labor rights matter?
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Grim Flandango @grimflandango.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
My lower legs have been wobbly and tired for days now, like I’m constantly running a marathon. Which, tbh, I’m constantly scrambling for one place to another, so maybe it tracks.
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Ebenezer Drumlin @ebenezer-drumlin.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
It's much nicer to ban things than require businesses to just warn you instead
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Grim Flandango @grimflandango.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
And, if I’m being honest, it leaves me with the feeling that I can’t possibly be suffering as much as others. Surely I’m overstating my pain. Otherwise, how could I possibly be functioning? The only solution is that I must be weaker in mind than other people.
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Grim Flandango @grimflandango.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Sometimes I’m drowning in the miasma of depression. Sometimes I can’t form a single coherent thought against the roaring swells of anxiety crashing through me. And yet I get out of bed. I do the things. Because there is no choice. Because the world offers no quarter.
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Grim Flandango @grimflandango.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Alt text: Depression isn't always dark rooms and crying endlessly. Sometimes its getting up, going to work and smiling and laughing all day and then coming home to sit quietly doing little to nothing until its time to go to bed.
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Grim Flandango @grimflandango.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
A lot of people pushing the idea of sentience in AI would deny that same sentience in black or brown people so, you know, grain of salt and all that…
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Grim Flandango @grimflandango.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Sigh… People are so fucking weird about things…
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Grim Flandango @grimflandango.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Cannot overstate how much I wish threads like this didnt need to exist because it speaks to how deranged we have become. Still, Emma is always a source of interesting insights, so you should pay attention.
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billkittle.bsky.social @billkittle.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
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Grim Flandango @grimflandango.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
That…works for me…
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Grim Flandango @grimflandango.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I’m at least somewhat convinced that giant clown girl is my sexuality…
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Nina Marotta ☢️💙 @mrschief7.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
every single studio that abandoned their proprietary engines for unreal took a gamble and they lost
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Grim Flandango @grimflandango.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
The thing is…if there’s anyone in my household whose heart should be failing, it’s me. This should be me, struggling against enormous odds to keep going. I earned the suffering. I earned the consequences. There is nothing but cruelty here.
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Grim Flandango @grimflandango.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Whats the saying? Someday everyone will always have been against this…?
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Grim Flandango @grimflandango.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Maybe I’m being irrational, but the anger I’m feeling toward someone who enthusiastically towed the party line during the election trying to rewrite history is pretty strong right now.
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