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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Software developers think "if AI automates coding, I will be able to spend less time on producing widgets, and more time on strategy and architecture." Bosses think "if AI automates coding, I can get my devs to produce 100x more widgets."
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 13/07/2026
cryptotheism on Tumblr: "I can't believe he's dead. It feels like just yesterday Lindsay Graham and I were just young boys playing down by the creek. "CT buddy, one day I'm gonna start a war with Iran" he would tell me, "and then by god I'm gonna immediately lose and die." Well look where we are now old friend. Look where we are now."
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bhagavad github @beeftime.itch.io · 01/07/2026
as an aclu guy I spent my career defending nazis in court so that if they ever came to power they'd be rebuffed by our robust legal preci... what's that? they simply ignored the robust legal precedents? ah, well, nevertheless
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Grofit @grft.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Niche memeposting
"If nobody got me, I know 105 large rocks (quivered) got me. Can i get an AMEN?" meme
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Jacob Colliver @jacobcolliver.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Evergreen post
A post from Salty that says "Sony is run by people who would drown if it rained and they still have no competition because Microsoft is the 8 year champion of Slamming Your Dick In The Car Door"
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ompuco @ompu.co · 28/04/2026
found a whole operation of unmanned youtube channels making completely unchecked long form slop videos where the ai voice simulacra regularly trips up & does this for a full ten minutes every time. all the very legit comments are like "NO! THATS NOT TRUE! YOU LIE HE DID NOT" & never acknowledge it.
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Grofit @grft.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Oh yeah damn it this is true. I do think moralizing over the decision is a bit absurd but I think essentially everyone has a percentage where they would change their answer, which kinda ruins the whole thing.
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Grofit @grft.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Let's say you know the answer in advance and your vote could not change the outcome. If blue is going to win then it doesn't matter what you pick. If red is going to win then picking blue is just committing suicide. It is statistically impossible for your vote to count. I'm picking red.
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
You can’t call insurance CEO’s “murderers”, okay? They don’t murder people. Instead they merely prop up and administer a complex rube Goldberg structure that grinds living human beings into a fine slurry. They do this for financial profit. That’s not murder. That’s not murder.
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Grofit @grft.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Journalists plan to make a subtle but pointed statement with their underwhelming effort during the annual presidential blowjob
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ali alkhatib @ali-alkhatib.com · 19/02/2026
in america, if you go over your 3 minute allotment to speak, men with guns come to take you away.
tweet from @cliftonhowze on twitter

Last night at the #DataCenters meeting in Claremore, Darren Blanchard, who has attended most of these meetings around NE Oklahoma & has some pretty impressive FOIA/ORA skills, was arrested after going over his 3 min. allotted speaking time. First arrest I've seen at one of these.
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triften.bsky.social @triften.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
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RAWDAWG COMICS @rawdawgcomics.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
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🌋Interesting Times Fan🌪 @ryangunther.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Modern redundancy is having multiple single points of failure
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mcyoung 🏳️‍🌈 @mcy.gay · 24/05/2025
it's the quintessential google developer tool project. poorly designed by people who were high off of their own supply, now maintained by people who know what they're doing but are scared of rocking the boat too hard
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eliza🌻 @elizas.website · 24/05/2025
Go is what you get when the designers of a programming language are brave enough to ask the question “what if better things were *not* possible?”
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Grofit @grft.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
I can't wait until companies invest massive capital outlays into building factories in the US. It's a great economic decision to build factories in a country with massively higher costs in order to avoid tariffs. Particularly since these tariffs are definitely here to stay, forever.
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Oku ΘΔ @oku.mow.haus · 07/04/2025
Oh my fucking god you can see in real time the spike every stock had when everybody thought there would be a 90 day pause and then an immediate plummeting when it was clarified there probably wouldn’t be
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profchander @profchander.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
text with a highlighted quote from beastie boy ad-rock, who, when asked whether he was a hypocrite, as so many of their early songs had been misogynistic, replied,
"I'd rather be a hypocrite than the same person forever."
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
If you write a joke like "every single power rangers enemy is named Benus Barft and looks like a scabbed up nard" you get quoted a ton with "There have been 100s of Super Sentai villains and none are named even close to that. This is idiotic." And all I have to say to those people is, oh. Thank you!
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