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beep beep, jacobi 🫠

@greywaren.bsky.social
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a rearranger of the proverbial bookshelf. avid reader, infrequent writer, occasional runner. he/him/hole 📍alabama

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beep beep, jacobi 🫠 @greywaren.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
bent over at work today and my pants ripped 😛
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beep beep, jacobi 🫠 @greywaren.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
jess: if they’re a good hang they don’t have to be hung
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beep beep, jacobi 🫠 @greywaren.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
guy who plays george washington in this touring production of hamilton i saw last night has the fattest most juiciest globular ass ever
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noa @ commissions + con prep @idyllruin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
the rains have ceased
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beep beep, jacobi 🫠 @greywaren.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
should i get the new fire emblem
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Joseph Cox @josephcox.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
New: hackers tore down a Flock camera and managed to extract the software running on it. We then analyzed the data to find how a Flock camera really track cars and people. The amount of data this single camera gathered in a short period was huge, 50,000+ vehicles www.404media.co/hackers-stol...
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beep beep, jacobi 🫠 @greywaren.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
they should make underwear where your bulge is squidwards nose
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Sarah Z @sarahz.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Not sure if I'm going to attend DubCon or not
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Ursula K. Le Guin Bot @leguinbot.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
it seemed to him that he himself was a word spoken by the sunlight.
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beep beep, jacobi 🫠 @greywaren.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
oomf loves age gap romance
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beep beep, jacobi 🫠 @greywaren.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
i lub oomf
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Sam Bodrojan @helmetgirl.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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beep beep, jacobi 🫠 @greywaren.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
i was thinking about floralinda towards the end of buddy (2026) so i’m excited to see it expanded but when will alecto return from war
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Tamsyn Muir’s First Full-Length Novel in Five Years Is Coming—Get an Exclusive First Look at ‘Floralinda’
Time for a brand-new adventure from the Gideon the Ninth author.
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beep beep, jacobi 🫠 @greywaren.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
was reading seasonal fears and thinking about how the velveteen rabbit is kinda the rosetta stone for seanan mcguire’s bibliography and then the characters turned to the camera and started talking about the velveteen rabbit
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beep beep, jacobi 🫠 @greywaren.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
texted dilf that he got me mpregnant and then had to explain mpreg to him
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beep beep, jacobi 🫠 @greywaren.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
october daye i will avenge you
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beep beep, jacobi 🫠 @greywaren.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
entire theater empty and the couple that just walked in sat directly behind me 🧘 loudly talking about fantasy football
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beep beep, jacobi 🫠 @greywaren.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
when god calls for all of his creatures to sing liberty biberty will not be a part of the choir
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beep beep, jacobi 🫠 @greywaren.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
micah: i be gripping it hard af sometimes
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beep beep, jacobi 🫠 @greywaren.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
adela gives cheshire cat
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beep beep, jacobi 🫠 @greywaren.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
song of all time
music.apple.com
Here You Come Again by Dolly Parton on Apple Music
Song · 1977 · Duration 2:59
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beep beep, jacobi 🫠 @greywaren.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
got into an argument with my teenage employee about how bad project hail mary is
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Wuf 멍멍 @bongrot.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
One of my favorite anecdotes. She embodies revery of others without compromising love of self — joyous just for the love of the game
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
DOLLY PARTON PET PEEVES
1. NOBODY NOTICES IVE GOT GREAT ASS TOO
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beep beep, jacobi 🫠 @greywaren.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
slayyyter covers hole
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Letterboxd @letterboxd.social · 18/08/2026
53 years ago today 🪚
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 17/08/2026
we don't protect child actors enough. especially women.
Michelle Trachtenberg and Hayden Panettiere, who died less than 2 years apart from each other
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beep beep, jacobi 🫠 @greywaren.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
god is testing me
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beep beep, jacobi 🫠 @greywaren.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
the fact that [redacted] has seemingly given up on their prose work to exclusively write mid marvel comics is one of the reasons that god doesn’t talk to us anymore
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beep beep, jacobi 🫠 @greywaren.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
ever since i was a little girl i always dreamed of being the token gay bridesmaid
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beep beep, jacobi 🫠 @greywaren.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
need to have my extra cochlea that gay guys have in their inner ear that’s lets them commune with the divine via pop music surgically removed
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SUPERSCAR by ADÉLA on Apple Music
Song · 2024 · Duration 3:14
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beep beep, jacobi 🫠 @greywaren.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
people who casually refer to chatgpt as “chat” are not ensouled
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beep beep, jacobi 🫠 @greywaren.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
so much pop music now sounds like cunty kidz bop
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beep beep, jacobi 🫠 @greywaren.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
cyrus reading hoxpox
flaming skull repeatedly saying yes with more and more fervor
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Trung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 09/08/2026
I can aim somewhat now www.patreon.com/trungles/pos...
Jean Grey and the Phoenix. A redheaded woman in a red and blue futuristic body suit is flanked by a winged being of fire that bears a resemblance to her.
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beep beep, jacobi 🫠 @greywaren.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
lotta people reheating c, xoxo’s nachos and the only one pulling it off is camila’s fellow slur slinging slasher
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beep beep, jacobi 🫠 @greywaren.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
i can’t have shit
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beep beep, jacobi 🫠 @greywaren.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
was gonna go see the new spider-man yesterday to hang out with my homegirl jean grey but then remembered that they have yet to make a good holland spider-man and i doubt they’re about to start so i did a u-turn went home and started rereading new x-men
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beep beep, jacobi 🫠 @greywaren.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
bri: i’m tired of texting i need to be fucked
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beep beep, jacobi 🫠 @greywaren.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
feel like every social media platform is force feeding me brain dead comic book movie takes and yet i still refuse to put this fucking phone down
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beep beep, jacobi 🫠 @greywaren.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
salt air
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beep beep, jacobi 🫠 @greywaren.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
got dragged to this hodunk bar immediately after my 11 hour shift only to be abandoned by the friend who invited me and tasked with giving my other friend a ride home love being a pillar of the community
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beep beep, jacobi 🫠 @greywaren.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
assigned uke at birth
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beep beep, jacobi 🫠 @greywaren.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
living laughing and loving while [redacted] engages in psychological warfare with me
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beep beep, jacobi 🫠 @greywaren.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
they got the hennessyyyyyyyyy! and i got this target exclusive baddie!!
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beep beep, jacobi 🫠 @greywaren.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
is adrian tchaikovsky the james patterson of sci fi? or a return to pulp era authors who would pump out a dozen books a year? still knee deep in seanan mcguire studies so i don’t have time to investigate
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Readful Things @readfulthings.com · 13/07/2026
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beep beep, jacobi 🫠 @greywaren.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
i am jeff bezos’s paypig but i got my girls
all the mirror mi dolls i ordered on amazon 😔
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beep beep, jacobi 🫠 @greywaren.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
my fashion doll relapse has wreaked havoc on my bank account
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beep beep, jacobi 🫠 @greywaren.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
coworkers keep asking what’s wrong and i’m too embarrassed to say “new fashion doll line i wanted sold out in 2 minutes”
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