beep beep, jacobi 🫠 @greywaren.bsky.social · 02/10/2026bent over at work today and my pants ripped 😛 110
beep beep, jacobi 🫠 @greywaren.bsky.social · 24/09/2026jess: if they’re a good hang they don’t have to be hung 000
beep beep, jacobi 🫠 @greywaren.bsky.social · 23/09/2026guy who plays george washington in this touring production of hamilton i saw last night has the fattest most juiciest globular ass ever 111
Reposted by beep beep, jacobi 🫠noa @ commissions + con prep @idyllruin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026the rains have ceased 1426551118
Reposted by beep beep, jacobi 🫠Joseph Cox @josephcox.bsky.social · 16/09/2026New: hackers tore down a Flock camera and managed to extract the software running on it. We then analyzed the data to find how a Flock camera really track cars and people. The amount of data this single camera gathered in a short period was huge, 50,000+ vehicles www.404media.co/hackers-stol... 3325115
beep beep, jacobi 🫠 @greywaren.bsky.social · 16/09/2026they should make underwear where your bulge is squidwards nose 030
Reposted by beep beep, jacobi 🫠Sarah Z @sarahz.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Not sure if I'm going to attend DubCon or not 16594107
Reposted by beep beep, jacobi 🫠Ursula K. Le Guin Bot @leguinbot.bsky.social · 04/09/2026it seemed to him that he himself was a word spoken by the sunlight. 14512
beep beep, jacobi 🫠 @greywaren.bsky.social · 04/09/2026i was thinking about floralinda towards the end of buddy (2026) so i’m excited to see it expanded but when will alecto return from warcosmopolitan.comTamsyn Muir’s First Full-Length Novel in Five Years Is Coming—Get an Exclusive First Look at ‘Floralinda’Time for a brand-new adventure from the Gideon the Ninth author. 000
beep beep, jacobi 🫠 @greywaren.bsky.social · 03/09/2026was reading seasonal fears and thinking about how the velveteen rabbit is kinda the rosetta stone for seanan mcguire’s bibliography and then the characters turned to the camera and started talking about the velveteen rabbit 000
beep beep, jacobi 🫠 @greywaren.bsky.social · 31/08/2026texted dilf that he got me mpregnant and then had to explain mpreg to him 010
beep beep, jacobi 🫠 @greywaren.bsky.social · 31/08/2026entire theater empty and the couple that just walked in sat directly behind me 🧘 loudly talking about fantasy football 000
beep beep, jacobi 🫠 @greywaren.bsky.social · 28/08/2026when god calls for all of his creatures to sing liberty biberty will not be a part of the choir 010
beep beep, jacobi 🫠 @greywaren.bsky.social · 25/08/2026song of all timemusic.apple.comHere You Come Again by Dolly Parton on Apple MusicSong · 1977 · Duration 2:59 010
beep beep, jacobi 🫠 @greywaren.bsky.social · 25/08/2026got into an argument with my teenage employee about how bad project hail mary is 010
Reposted by beep beep, jacobi 🫠Wuf 멍멍 @bongrot.bsky.social · 25/08/2026One of my favorite anecdotes. She embodies revery of others without compromising love of self — joyous just for the love of the game 023026
Reposted by beep beep, jacobi 🫠Letterboxd @letterboxd.social · 18/08/202653 years ago today 🪚 4364126
Reposted by beep beep, jacobi 🫠Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 17/08/2026we don't protect child actors enough. especially women. 372798609
beep beep, jacobi 🫠 @greywaren.bsky.social · 14/08/2026the fact that [redacted] has seemingly given up on their prose work to exclusively write mid marvel comics is one of the reasons that god doesn’t talk to us anymore 000
beep beep, jacobi 🫠 @greywaren.bsky.social · 13/08/2026ever since i was a little girl i always dreamed of being the token gay bridesmaid 140
beep beep, jacobi 🫠 @greywaren.bsky.social · 13/08/2026need to have my extra cochlea that gay guys have in their inner ear that’s lets them commune with the divine via pop music surgically removedmusic.apple.comSUPERSCAR by ADÉLA on Apple MusicSong · 2024 · Duration 3:14 010
beep beep, jacobi 🫠 @greywaren.bsky.social · 13/08/2026people who casually refer to chatgpt as “chat” are not ensouled 020
beep beep, jacobi 🫠 @greywaren.bsky.social · 12/08/2026so much pop music now sounds like cunty kidz bop 010
Reposted by beep beep, jacobi 🫠Trung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 09/08/2026I can aim somewhat now www.patreon.com/trungles/pos... 31166187
beep beep, jacobi 🫠 @greywaren.bsky.social · 08/08/2026lotta people reheating c, xoxo’s nachos and the only one pulling it off is camila’s fellow slur slinging slasher 000
beep beep, jacobi 🫠 @greywaren.bsky.social · 06/08/2026was gonna go see the new spider-man yesterday to hang out with my homegirl jean grey but then remembered that they have yet to make a good holland spider-man and i doubt they’re about to start so i did a u-turn went home and started rereading new x-men 110
beep beep, jacobi 🫠 @greywaren.bsky.social · 05/08/2026bri: i’m tired of texting i need to be fucked 000
beep beep, jacobi 🫠 @greywaren.bsky.social · 05/08/2026feel like every social media platform is force feeding me brain dead comic book movie takes and yet i still refuse to put this fucking phone down 000
beep beep, jacobi 🫠 @greywaren.bsky.social · 01/08/2026got dragged to this hodunk bar immediately after my 11 hour shift only to be abandoned by the friend who invited me and tasked with giving my other friend a ride home love being a pillar of the community 000
beep beep, jacobi 🫠 @greywaren.bsky.social · 26/07/2026living laughing and loving while [redacted] engages in psychological warfare with me 000
beep beep, jacobi 🫠 @greywaren.bsky.social · 21/07/2026they got the hennessyyyyyyyyy! and i got this target exclusive baddie!! 000
beep beep, jacobi 🫠 @greywaren.bsky.social · 19/07/2026is adrian tchaikovsky the james patterson of sci fi? or a return to pulp era authors who would pump out a dozen books a year? still knee deep in seanan mcguire studies so i don’t have time to investigate 010
beep beep, jacobi 🫠 @greywaren.bsky.social · 09/07/2026i am jeff bezos’s paypig but i got my girls 010
beep beep, jacobi 🫠 @greywaren.bsky.social · 08/07/2026my fashion doll relapse has wreaked havoc on my bank account 010
beep beep, jacobi 🫠 @greywaren.bsky.social · 01/07/2026coworkers keep asking what’s wrong and i’m too embarrassed to say “new fashion doll line i wanted sold out in 2 minutes” 120