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beep beep, jacobi 🫠

@greywaren.bsky.social
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a rearranger of the proverbial bookshelf. avid reader, infrequent writer, occasional runner. he/him/hole 📍alabama

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beep beep, jacobi 🫠 @greywaren.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
cyrus reading hoxpox
flaming skull repeatedly saying yes with more and more fervor
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beep beep, jacobi 🫠 @greywaren.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
they got the hennessyyyyyyyyy! and i got this target exclusive baddie!!
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beep beep, jacobi 🫠 @greywaren.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
went to my local target to see if they had any mirror mi’s in stock and the only one they had was blaze so i got her
blaze maxx in all her cunty glory face mold on fleek boots and bubble skirt serving kaboom
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beep beep, jacobi 🫠 @greywaren.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
i am jeff bezos’s paypig but i got my girls
all the mirror mi dolls i ordered on amazon 😔
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beep beep, jacobi 🫠 @greywaren.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
letting an older man take advantage of me
me in a yellow speedo with poppers tucked into the waistband on me in a yellow speedo with poppers tucked into the waistband pt 2 the time featuring a pink dad hat
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beep beep, jacobi 🫠 @greywaren.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
neon is having an insane sale rn to try to empty out their warehouse or something
bunch of merch for neon movies i just purchased
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beep beep, jacobi 🫠 @greywaren.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
lowkenuinely working like a dog day and night drinking from a coffee pot none of you want to touch
james mcavoy on the set of the worst movie ever itch2 with his head held back screaming
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beep beep, jacobi 🫠 @greywaren.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
went running in my big shirt and to all the elderly people walking the trail it looks like i’m out here with just my tshirt and panties on
me in an extra large bootleg chappell roan tshirt
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beep beep, jacobi 🫠 @greywaren.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
sitting in the olive garden parking lot reading while i wait for my friends to get here what are y’all doing
best woman by rose dommua bookmark featuring a nude ginger bear tucked inside a book
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beep beep, jacobi 🫠 @greywaren.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
relapsing
screenshot of the tortured poets department by taylor swift with the first 8 songs favorited :/
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beep beep, jacobi 🫠 @greywaren.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
good morning
screenshot of a jackd notification of someone’s son asking me “Is that pussy musky rn?” before noon
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beep beep, jacobi 🫠 @greywaren.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
cyrus: i got visited by the goon squad and you were there
book display featuring jennifer egan’s a visit from the goon squad
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beep beep, jacobi 🫠 @greywaren.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
guess who just got dropped off at the airport lmao life’s so fun life’s so fun got my miniskirt and my rollerblades on etc etc
We're sorry that your flight DL4942
operated by Endeavor Air DBA Delta Connection Confirmation (HT4ZDW) from Birmingham, AL - (BHM) to New York, NY - (LGA) is delayed by 211 minutes and is now departing at 8:34 PM.
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beep beep, jacobi 🫠 @greywaren.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
reading parasitology cause i gotta reread all of seanan’s work as mira grant before middlegame #4 comes out and The Method Is Paying Off v interesting that “be sure” from wayward children is already here as well as the whole using children’s lit as a cipher thing that’s crucial to middlegame
Finally, Nathan sighed, and said, " 'Some lies better left untold; some dreams better left unsold. The broken doors are open. Come and enter, and be home. My darling girl, be careful now, and don't go out alone.' " He glanced my way. "It's from the middle of the book, where the boy and girl who've gone out alone together don't ask me how that works, I was a kid, I believed it completely- have reached the broken doors, and everything is about to get bad. It's sort of a welcome. And it's sort of a warning."
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beep beep, jacobi 🫠 @greywaren.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
need attention
me, my butt, and a wedgie featuring lace panties
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beep beep, jacobi 🫠 @greywaren.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
just remembered the national anthem
kaytranada’s cranes in the sky remix
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beep beep, jacobi 🫠 @greywaren.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
we really need to retvrn to 2d
promotional images for pokemon winds & waves featuring the three starters
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beep beep, jacobi 🫠 @greywaren.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
got my tax return
my spoils of war: a hayley williams sweatshirt and bad dragon lite dildo
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beep beep, jacobi 🫠 @greywaren.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
my day be fine then boom
Hey Jacobi! Your shift starts in 58 minutes. Have a nice day.
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beep beep, jacobi 🫠 @greywaren.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
can’t find them
dakota johnson, shell shocked and covered in blood
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beep beep, jacobi 🫠 @greywaren.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
oh ok
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beep beep, jacobi 🫠 @greywaren.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
my newsflesh reread
If the incest has chemistry I can't make them not have chemistry. Take it up with god y'all.
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beep beep, jacobi 🫠 @greywaren.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
the math’s not mathing how is ego death not number one
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beep beep, jacobi 🫠 @greywaren.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
email with the subject line: follow the yellow dick road
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beep beep, jacobi 🫠 @greywaren.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
wearing the custom balaclava i bought while manic as a toboggan
me in varying shades of green wearing a balaclava as a hat that is reminiscent of the titular character’s hat in the cartoon chowder
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beep beep, jacobi 🫠 @greywaren.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
genuinely had forgotten i’d even bought this
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beep beep, jacobi 🫠 @greywaren.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
this nigga can’t have shit! they won’t even let him dream!
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beep beep, jacobi 🫠 @greywaren.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
current e-reads: need to finish nona & kushiel’s dart by the end of the week but that’s almost definitely not happening because it’s halloween time and i’m outside all october long
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beep beep, jacobi 🫠 @greywaren.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
this week’s haul the tor toby books have different dimensions than the daw toby books and that makes my brain feel like ants are crawling all over it but i will survive
some books on the floor (the knight and the moth by rachel gillig, silver and lead by seanan mcguire, v for vendetta by alan moore abd david lloyd, and minor black figures by brandon taylor)
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beep beep, jacobi 🫠 @greywaren.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
continuing my opp research
more dramione slavefic slop
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beep beep, jacobi 🫠 @greywaren.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
haul
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beep beep, jacobi 🫠 @greywaren.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
i’m just out of frame
james mcavoy demonstrating his o face at tiff for some reason
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beep beep, jacobi 🫠 @greywaren.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
so lame when artists do this money and fame isn’t enough you want adulation from all corners too? guess this is better than tennis’s notes app response lol
hayley williams commenting “ok yes but how will you rate it in 10 years ?????” on pitchforks review of her album
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beep beep, jacobi 🫠 @greywaren.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
oh so suddenly this isn’t a safe space
Today 4:21 PM
me: any of you freaks read that centaur yaoi webcomic back in the day
yuuhy: the what
cyrus: what yuuhy said
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beep beep, jacobi 🫠 @greywaren.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
hilarious thing to say in original sin: the series
"Original sin isn't real. There's only so much time you have to spend apologizing for the crimes of people you never knew. At the end of the day, you're only really responsible for yourself."
—Enid Healy
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beep beep, jacobi 🫠 @greywaren.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
my man’s best friend review: sabrina should challenge tate mcrae to a duel to win back custody of julia michaels. shoutout to mr antonoff for these two though they could never make me hate him.
“my man on willpower” by sabrina carpenter“house tour” by sabrina carpenter
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beep beep, jacobi 🫠 @greywaren.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
opposition research
rose in chains by julie soto
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beep beep, jacobi 🫠 @greywaren.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
just found this in the bottom of my sock drawer
me wearing a checkered blue and green balaclava
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beep beep, jacobi 🫠 @greywaren.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
latest manic episode has me deluding myself into believing in tarot again 😔
4 tarot cards: 2 of coins upright, the lovers in reverse, ace of chalices in reverse, the fool upright
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beep beep, jacobi 🫠 @greywaren.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
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me in a green jockme in a green jock again
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beep beep, jacobi 🫠 @greywaren.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
said “hey siri play playlist never kill yourself” and all my coworkers looked at me funny 😔
apple music playlist titled never kill yourself featuring an image of noah wyle on a gurney while big bird listens to his heart with a stethoscope
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beep beep, jacobi 🫠 @greywaren.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
my best friends mom, who is a nurse at the local hospital, excitedly showed all of her coworkers this screenshot so there’s a nonzero chance that the next time i need medical attention the person providing that attention will know me as the horny vore guy
manny jacinto reading my thirst tweet which reads: i want manny jacinto to split mw open sternum to belly button using his jaw
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beep beep, jacobi 🫠 @greywaren.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
saw my favorite dilf earlier, the materialists girl shirt is back in stock, and i finally got my signed copy of the raven boys graphic novel everything’s coming up cobi today
copy of the raven cycle graphic novel surrounded by character cards
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beep beep, jacobi 🫠 @greywaren.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
The Method is Paying Off ex machina is already here
three panels from y: the last man wherein yorick is hanging upside down wearing a straight jacket and talking about elvis’s stillborn twin brother.
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beep beep, jacobi 🫠 @greywaren.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
good morning
the 13th incryptid book ends with the gang blowing up a paramilitary organization's headquarters....god is trying to tell me something i've seen the signs and have accepted my mission
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beep beep, jacobi 🫠 @greywaren.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
😭 no i just have a hate filled heart
Once you hate someone, everything they do is offensive. "Look at this bitch, eating those crackers Like she own the place"
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beep beep, jacobi 🫠 @greywaren.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
daily affirmations
hottie hottie like a bag of taki’s i’m the shiti’m the shit i’m that bitch i’m miss poopie
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beep beep, jacobi 🫠 @greywaren.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
who else up walking through they fire
apple music screenshot of walk through the fire by the buffy the vampire slayer cast
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beep beep, jacobi 🫠 @greywaren.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
i was so small minded
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beep beep, jacobi 🫠 @greywaren.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
😔
texts that read: oh wow. These omega and alphas are not in the bible
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