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1980’s Ontario By Product Finding humour in the absurd against my will. Still learning hard lessons from my teenager. Finding fellow woke canucks to follow while I learn my way around.

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Jason 🇨🇦 @thebourneidentity.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I propose that we, Canada, rename Lake Michigan to LAKE RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES. Thank you for your attention to this matter. - JB #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
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SNL Pat in Canada @greypoupon.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
⚠️🇨🇦 we can't buy veggies and fruit from the US & we need to know if the conditions that likely created this are here too. I have NO confidence that the ON govt ensures farms using foreign temp workers incl washroom breaks & proper washing facilities. They let them die here during COVID so...
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Clare Blackwood @clareblackwood.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Carney calling Lindsey Graham a defender of democracy and freedom when the man made jokes on his official X account about taking over Canada is just the last straw of many last straws for me.
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Rick Paisano @sicilianrick.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
screenshot of a social media post by mdbamom that reads, "I don't know what genius bartender came up with this but BRAVO The reflecting pool. You line the bottom of a martini glass with a blue fruit rollup, combine 2 oz rum with 4 oz pineapple juice, and 1 oz blue curacao... shake and strain, then watch it melt". Below the text is a photo of a green cocktail in a coupe glass with small flecks of blue material floating on top.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Last month in The Onion:
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RFK Jr.: ‘I Am 6 Animal Penises Away From Curing Cancer’
WASHINGTON—To announce that his decades-long project to revolutionize modern oncology was nearing fruition, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. held a press conference Friday in ...
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SNL Pat in Canada @greypoupon.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Do we believe in coincidences now? Both FOIs are released at/around the same time while others are never granted? Come on... are we just going to dance to his tune & play his games for the next 4 years? www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
cbc.ca
Ford defends jail expansion plan, says not 'building Four Seasons hotels' | CBC News
Ontario Premier Doug Ford defended his government's plan to build many more jails, saying the billions in cost will be worth it and will help keep communities safer.
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Mike Vlasic @mikevlasic.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Remember these days of the campaign? Carney promised an initial $150 million & would enshrine its funding structure in law. He also promised to get rid of ads during the news. I'm so disgusted with this Lib crew. www.ctvnews.ca/federal-elec...
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Carney, Singh pledge support for CBC to defend sovereignty, fight misinformation
Liberal Leader Mark Carney and the NDP’s Jagmeet Singh expressed support Friday for federal spending to ensure a strong national public broadcaster, a notion Conservative Leader Pierre Poilievre dismi...
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Brent Toderian @brenttoderian.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Palantir CEO thinks his AI tech will lessen the power of ‘highly educated, often female voters, who vote mostly Democrat’ while increasing the power of working-class men. “This technology disrupts humanities-trained—largely Democratic—voters, and makes their economic power less.” So open cheating?
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Palantir CEO Makes Shocking Confession on Disrupting Democratic Power
They’re saying the quiet part out loud now.
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 16/01/2026
Court rules convoy must return to Ottawa after finding Emergencies Act unreasonable
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Brian Hughes @bmhughes.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
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killerwhaletank 🍁 @shaner38.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
And there it is. The Alberta Prosperity Project are frauds. #ABPoli #ABleg
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Trish 🇨🇦 Sorry! 🍁 @trishly.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Great job Thug Ford!! www.thestar.com/news/canada/...
thestar.com
These Ontario surgeons are so fed up with OHIP’s billing system that they’ve opened up a private practice
Hamilton surgeons who reconstruct breasts after mastectomies have fought for years over a billing code for their technique. They still get rejections.
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Axel @axelinabox.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Im not one to ever advice going back to Twitter, but if you somehow still have an account, the current republican meltdown after last night is fascinating. Just saw a guy burning his daughters clothes in front of her because "Mamdani will force her in a burqa by Monday"
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Clare Blackwood @clareblackwood.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Doug Ford using the phrase, "You know, the cheese slipped off the cracker" to the US ambassador to Canada to describe his little tantrum might be my favourite thing he's done since he choked on a bee www.cbc.ca/news/politic...
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U.S. ambassador to Canada goes on expletive-laced tirade at Ontario’s trade representative, witnesses say | CBC News
The U.S. ambassador to Canada delivered an expletive-laced tirade at Ontario's trade representative at an event in Ottawa on Monday, multiple witnesses tell CBC News
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SNL Pat in Canada @greypoupon.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Oh thank god.
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SNL Pat in Canada @greypoupon.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
The organist is playing “The Neverending Story” 😂
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Andrea Bellemare @dreabells.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
This game has gone on so long we're running out of muddy baseballs
This game has gone on so long, Major League Baseball is running out of baseballs.

The league has used up about 220 of the 290 balls they had prepared for this game and is scrambling to get more ready, according to the Fox broadcast.

Before every game, MLB officials coat balls with a special rubbing mud from the Delaware River that takes some of the shine off and gives it more gri
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SNL Pat in Canada @greypoupon.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Yay Varsho but also screw you... I need sleep. 🥱 What snacks also serve as breakfast?
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SNL Pat in Canada @greypoupon.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
I’m not going to lie, it will likely be devastating to those affected however this quote: “If you’re going to talk about someone’s land, surely they have the right to be there, to have representation, to speak about it” The court correctly upheld the original treaty so IT IS NOT THEIR LAND.
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SNL Pat in Canada @greypoupon.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Ontario spent $206.583B during the 23/24 fiscal year (last year I could find published). If we use it as an average for the last 5.5 years, Ford has spent approx $1.5T so far and NOT A SINGLE THING is better or heading in the right direction. How would you vote if an election were held tomorrow?
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SNL Pat in Canada @greypoupon.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Food for thought in 🇨🇦. We are heading on the same path as the U.S. and making the same mistakes. The purity culture accusation is likely a confession. vt.tiktok.com/ZSU5uE1Kc/
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TikTok - Make Your Day
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Prairiesunshine @scottishox2.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Frogtifa Resistance In Portland 👇 #HeyICE_FrogOff #FROGTIFA
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Ricochet Media @ricochetmedia.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
First Nations in states of emergency as Doug Ford pushes to mine the north. As Ontario government sells to international mining companies, communities in crisis are demanding support instead of extraction. New from @jonthompson.bsky.social: ricochet.media/indigenous/w... #onpoli #indigenous
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‘We’re losing control of our communities’: First Nations in states of emergency as Doug Ford pushes to mine the north
As Ontario government sells off the north to international mining companies, communities in crisis are demanding safety and healing instead of resource extraction
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Sherrilyn Ifill @sifill.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
“Oh my god… I have no words.” Listen to the emotional moment this year’s laureate Maria Corina ( finds out she has been awarded the Nobel Peace Prize. Kristian Berg Harpviken, Director of the Norwegian Nobel Institute, shared the news. NobelPrize #NobelPeacePrize
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SNL Pat in Canada @greypoupon.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Navigating drug coverage with specialist/Canada Life for our kid since July 2nd. I can’t imagine having to do this for everything like they do in the U.S. - I would lose my mind.
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CODE BLACK @codeblackamerica.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
It’s not just “fascism.” It’s worse - it’s totalitarianism: ideology as the logic of an idea (Arendt). Fascism wants obedience; totalitarianism wants reality itself to conform to its fiction. That’s why facts stop mattering. It doesn’t just silence opposition — it replaces truth with belief.
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Canadian Anti-Hate Network @antihate.ca · 04/09/2025
NEW: “Remigration” and “mass deportations” is the new rallying cry of white nationalists. Experts say it’s a call for ethnic cleansing. A new Canadian group is trying to "normalize" the concept and get the Conservative Party of Canada to talk more about immigration. www.antihate.ca/remigration_...
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“Remigration”: How White Nationalists Are Repackaging Ethnic Cleansing
White nationalists in multiple countries, including Canada, are pushing for mass deportations of non-Europeans to be part of the political platforms of their right-wing parties.
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SNL Pat in Canada @greypoupon.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
The grievance brigade is offended we were offended when they were offensive.
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SNL Pat in Canada @greypoupon.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Can you say “strike”?
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PressProgress @pressprogress.ca · 22/09/2025
Ben Mulroney is blurring the lines between journalism, business, lobbying and partisan politics The new host of Global News’ national political news show also works for registered lobby groups, advises businesses and hosted election events for Pierre Poilievre’s Conservatives earlier this year
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Ben Mulroney is Blurring the Lines Between Journalism, Business, Lobbying and Partisan Politics
New host of Global News’ politics show works for registered lobby groups, advises businesses and hosted events for Pierre Poilievre’s Conservatives
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Metro Chimp @metrochimp.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
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Infosecsie (ツンデレ) @myraccoonhands.com · 14/09/2025
I wrote out all the reasons why this exact thing is not helpful or productive. bsky.app/profile/myra...
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Angela Stanfield Co-owner of 🇨🇦, on territory of Anishinabek FN @angel-ajs.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
I’m 3:00 mins.🤬 Now they’re sending us the instructions to become the 51st state, & what inferior 🇨🇦ian ways we’d have to lose to become part of 🇺🇸. It’s one Senator with one letter, but he’s 🔵. What do the 🔴 senators think? @guardtheleaf.bsky.social #Never51 #CanadaSky youtu.be/s1bkfe0L-pU?...
youtu.be
This Maine Senator's Letter to Canada Might Be the Most Insulting Yet
YouTube video by Guard The Leaf
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Catelli @catelli.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Well boo fucking hoo. Committing the largest theft in history might have consequences? The horror! arstechnica.com/tech-policy/...
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PEIPolitical 🇨🇦 @peipolitical.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
From this month's edition of The Onion. #cdnpoli
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The Narwhal @thenarwhal.ca · 17/07/2025
Carol Linnitt, co-founder of The Narwhal, flew to Vancouver in April, took a glass elevator up a glimmering skyscraper and entered a boardroom full of lawyers. There she was grilled, for hours, about details of The Narwhal’s press freedom lawsuit against the RCMP.
A sign on a brown door reads "Room 426 - The Narwhal News Society v. Attorney General"
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The Onion @theonion.com · 04/07/2025
‘New York Times’ Announces New Columnist Will Contribute Nothing To Society 3 Times A Week
‘New York Times’ Announces New Columnist Will Contribute Nothing To Society 3 Times A Week
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CODE BLACK @codeblackamerica.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
🇨🇦 Canada is actively recruiting doctors in every province. Why care for people suffering under this much state-sanctioned violence? You didn’t sign up for that. That’s why I left. I spent nearly 15 years in the 🇺🇸 system. It’s better here in 🇨🇦. Here’s why: @canadahealthwatch.ca 🩺
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I traded my U.S. medical career for life in Canada. Here’s how the…
The differences hit me immediately, and are profound.
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SNL Pat in Canada @greypoupon.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
🤦🏻‍♀️
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Robert Paul @robertpaulcdn.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Poilievre with a pathetic “parade?” in Alberta, what a sad man.
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The Torontonian🍁🇨🇦 🇪🇺 🇬🇱 🇮🇱 🇲🇽 🇺🇦 🏒⚽️ @thetorontonian.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
#CanadianNews 🇨🇦🍁 #G7Summit - Mexican President #ClaudiaSheinbaum will attend G7-summit in Kananaskis, AB At same time, Canadians call on @MarkJCarney to deny Convicted Criminal Felon Anti-Canada dictator #DonaldTrump attending, even if it is unpolite 💪 www.ctvnews.ca/politics/art...
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Mexican President Claudia Sheinbaum says she will attend G7 summit in Alberta
Mexican President Claudia Sheinbaum says she will attend the G7 summit next week in Kananaskis, Alta.
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Euan Thomson @drugdatadecoded.ca · 09/06/2025
If cops thought they could get away with it, we’d see far more journalists killed while reporting. Gaza was the testing ground, and after nearly 200 murders of journalists there, reporting on US soil will now be made increasingly dangerous.
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SNL Pat in Canada @greypoupon.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
You can see he targeted her deliberately.
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N.P. Thompson 🍁 @nptwrites.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Never going to not be mad that my fellow Ontarians decided this guy somehow deserved to be re-elected. Again. 😑
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SNL Pat in Canada @greypoupon.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Women are literally being abducted out in the open in the U.S and people just let it happen.
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yipeng ge 葛义朋 @yipengge.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Media advisory - Parliamentary support for the Canadian delegation to the Global March to Gaza. Canadian MPs to offer their support and demand safe passage as thousands of delegates from over 54 countries to march to the Rafah border crossing to break Israel’s blockade.
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Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
"My name is Greta Thunberg and I am from Sweden. If you see this video, we have been intercepted and kidnapped in international waters by the Israeli occupational forces, or forces that support Israel."
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