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@gregsmusings.bsky.social
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Opinions expressed here are mine, they’re better than yours and you can’t have them. Uninformed ranting on F1, Photography & Videography, Politics, History, Aviation, Geopolitics and whatever else my ADHD brain latches onto. #NAFO 🇺🇦 🇵🇸

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Greg @gregsmusings.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Well worth following @dreadships.bsky.social for all sorts of nautical nonsense like this.
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Greg @gregsmusings.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It’s a good story if it includes the words “…in prison”* after the “has died…” part. (*if not “prison”, I’d accept “agony” or “a particularly rancid septic tank”)
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Greg @gregsmusings.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
As an Aussie immigrant in the UK, I have certain shit-stirring responsibilities, which I take very seriously. Just delivered a training video, all character names are Australian athletes who defeated English/British athletes in a major event. Will anyone notice, probably not. But I’m happy.
static.klipy.com
Russell Coight's All Aussie Adventure Thumbs Up
ALT: Russell Coight's All Aussie Adventure Thumbs Up
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Greg @gregsmusings.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Today I learned that a literal fire station, staffed 24/7, 365 days a year by at least 4 professional firefighters, and containing at least two fire trucks, needs to have a nominal “fire warden”, in case of fire.
Sign: 
Fire wardens. 
Your fire wardens are: Duty Watch
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Greg @gregsmusings.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hadn’t thought of those.
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Greg @gregsmusings.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sounds like it could start with 57 expulsions. Then proceed from there…
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a red ball labeled "A SILLY MEME".
The second panel shows Sarah taking the ball and going through a door labeled "GROUP CHAT".
The third panel shows a group of women sitting together and consoling one woman in the center. The woman in the center is saying "...And that's how it happened. It's been the worst day of my life."
The fourth panel shows Sarah standing in the doorway behind them awkwardly holding the red ball.
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Greg @gregsmusings.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My kids are dual British & Australian citizens. Pre Brexit they could have lived and worked in their choice of 28 EU nations, Australia and New Zealand. Now it’s 3.
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The White House accord on AI that was signed by all the big tech oligarchs today misspells United States as “Unites States.”
Document signed by Trump, Sundar Pichai
Google
Dario Amodei
Anthropic
Mark Zuckerberg
Meta

Greg Brockman
OpenAl

Elon Musk
XAI

Jensen Huang
nvidia “Unites States”
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Greg @gregsmusings.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He reminds me of that smug General in Dr Strangelove.
A smug Air Force General, at the table in the war room of Stanley Kubrick’s “Dr Strangelove movie
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Greg @gregsmusings.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Similar to my first trip: 4.5 hours Darwin to Sydney, 15 hours to LAX then told we have to wait on the plane for 2 hours because of an issue with immigration processing. Jet lag kicks in, and a few hours later I’ve got a cocktail in one hand and breakfast burrito in the other.
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Greg @gregsmusings.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Top Gun: Maverick Says 'That's Classified'
ALT: Top Gun: Maverick Says 'That's Classified'
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TinyTalesDaily @tinytalesdaily.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The second head has been growing above my left collarbone since March, and Dr. Brandt says it's stress.

So I get a second opinion. Dr. Havel shines her penlight into all four eyes. The new head is wonderful with her. It asks about her kids. It laughs at her joke about hats.

"It has to come off," she says. "Now, which of you is the patient?"

It answers first, with my name.

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Greg @gregsmusings.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Why stop there? Making a sandwich? Hands and get loud. Entering a room? Make sure everyone remembers. Getting on a bus….
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Matt Bevan @mattbevan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hm #nrlpanthersknights
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Greg @gregsmusings.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Pedants Revolt: painting, two medieval era armies face off.  Man on a horse in front of one says “I expected there to be less of you.” The other side replies “FEWER!”
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Greeneville Zoo @greenevillezoo.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
If you've ever wondered what you'd do during a lion escape, you're doing it right now.
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Greg @gregsmusings.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Or a descriptor for what’s left on the road after a truck carrying soft French cheese crashes.
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Jèf Uphoff @juphoff.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Dying!
A meme showing Kash Patel sitting down to testify--and carrying the caption:

SOME OF THOSE THAT WORK FORCES
ARE THE SAME THAT FUCK HORSES
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Greg @gregsmusings.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
That’s a god tier pun.
static.klipy.com
Ryan Gosling Clap Gif - Find & Share On Giphy
ALT: Ryan Gosling Clap Gif - Find & Share On Giphy
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Greg @gregsmusings.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Proud dad moment: my son has chosen the movie for his 13th birthday evening: The Death of Stalin.
Movie poster: The Death of Stalin 
“A comedy of terrors”
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Anna26458 @anna26458.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Dan Conlin @convito.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
No YOU just bookmarked a recipe from a porn site comment section.
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Greg @gregsmusings.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Most Q1 Eliminations of all time. Previously, Lance Stroll (101) New winner: Lance Stroll (102)
The Obama giving a medal to Obama meme. But it’s some smug Canadian nepo-baby (Stroll) giving the medal to some talentless fuck who would never be in F1 without daddy’s money (Stroll)
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Greg @gregsmusings.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
🧵1/2 F1 Bluesky can rage as much as they like about Lance Stroll, but he broke a record today in Baku! Furthermore, it was his own record that he smashed.
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Greg @gregsmusings.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
🤣🤣
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Greg @gregsmusings.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Friend: …anyway, I went for a walk, and came back with a baby goat. Me: a baby goat? You gotta be kidding me? Friend: Me: KID-ing Friend: Me: ‘cause a baby goat is called.. Friend: Greg, just stop.
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Greg @gregsmusings.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The two men on a bus meme. Except there is no one on the good side. Just a red head (Ed Sheeran) on the bad side, looking at the rock wall. An empty bus around him picture is labelled “Ed Sheeran’s tour bus”
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Greg @gregsmusings.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
🤣🤣🤣
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Greg @gregsmusings.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Or for Brits: “Joy Division is that band referenced in the the song by The Wombats” youtu.be/ayuooyWPEUc?...
youtu.be
The Wombats - Let's Dance To Joy Division [OFFICIAL VIDEO]
YouTube video by Roadrunner Records
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Greg @gregsmusings.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
As Dear Leader taught us, the US Continental Army “manned the air…took over the airports…” in 1770, maybe that was so Lincon’s B-29s could nuke the confederates…
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Micah @rincewind.run · 01/09/2026
a remarkably effective life hack: just be nice to people it's incredible how much goodwill people will extend to you if you're pleasant to them
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Greg @gregsmusings.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Is that *actually* cloudflare?
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Greg @gregsmusings.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
www.maptap.gg September 1 98🔥 100🎯 70😁 80✨ 81✨ Final score: 821 Bonus points to MapTap for recognising the nation of Palestine 🇵🇸.
Screen cap from the MapTap game:

“Tap as close as you can to Khan Younis, Gaza, Palestine”
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Greg @gregsmusings.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Yeah, I understand, on both points. I don’t have a solution, but I do feel sorry for the everyone who spent their lives learning the art of cartooning 🤷‍♂️
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Greg @gregsmusings.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
If it weren’t for the plastic on the seat (and the quality of the image) I’d have assumed that pic was 1880s.
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Greg @gregsmusings.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
He didn’t post this - someone had faked a fake post. …which says something about political discourse in the US right now.
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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Greg @gregsmusings.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
You’re using AI imagery to denounce someone for posting AI imagery.
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Greg @gregsmusings.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
“…Sailsbury’s and Waitrose abstained.” www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Iceland votes against restarting EU membership talks
Broadcaster RUV reports that 52.8% of voters rejected the government's proposal to resume accession talks.
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Greg @gregsmusings.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
www.maptap.gg August 28 100🎯 93👑 91🎉 92👑 98🔥 Final score: 945
maptap.gg
🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
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Greg @gregsmusings.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Maybe we do (k)not need one.
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Greg @gregsmusings.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Sorry for the AI, but….
AI slop: “the fucking Kennedy centre”
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Greg @gregsmusings.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I know someone who’s flown many fast jet types, she went through USAF test pilot school, and even she speaks with awe about the power of the F-15. The old F-111 is still my all time favourite.
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F-111
ALT: F-111
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Greg @gregsmusings.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
My dad was, briefly, attached to 75SQN, a very long time ago. I think they were still flying Mirages. He was never a pilot, but scored some joyrides in the back seat of the trainer aircraft.
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Greg @gregsmusings.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Royal Australian Air Force F-35A over Barunga, Northern Territory, Australia. 2023 Aircraft was so low I shot these with a 200mm lens, and probably damaged my hearing for life.
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Greg @gregsmusings.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Friend of mine was ATC in Darwin, Australia when the AN-225 was departing. In her words, they “hit the big red button” when she took off, bearly cleared the permiter fence and failed to show up on radar. Turns out they’d left Australia with enough fuel for non-stop to Hostomel, Ukraine.
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Greg @gregsmusings.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
“When NWA say “fuck the police”, do NOT take that literally.”
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Dr. Sarah Parcak @indyfromspace.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
It's a terrible time to be a decent human
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Greg @gregsmusings.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Plane is named after the noises I make trying to stand up after CrossFit.
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