Greg @gregsmusings.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Well worth following @dreadships.bsky.social for all sorts of nautical nonsense like this. 010
Greg @gregsmusings.bsky.social · 05/10/2026It’s a good story if it includes the words “…in prison”* after the “has died…” part. (*if not “prison”, I’d accept “agony” or “a particularly rancid septic tank”) 060
Greg @gregsmusings.bsky.social · 05/10/2026As an Aussie immigrant in the UK, I have certain shit-stirring responsibilities, which I take very seriously. Just delivered a training video, all character names are Australian athletes who defeated English/British athletes in a major event. Will anyone notice, probably not. But I’m happy.static.klipy.comRussell Coight's All Aussie Adventure Thumbs UpALT: Russell Coight's All Aussie Adventure Thumbs Up 030
Greg @gregsmusings.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Today I learned that a literal fire station, staffed 24/7, 365 days a year by at least 4 professional firefighters, and containing at least two fire trucks, needs to have a nominal “fire warden”, in case of fire. 120
Greg @gregsmusings.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Sounds like it could start with 57 expulsions. Then proceed from there… 010
Greg @gregsmusings.bsky.social · 30/09/2026My kids are dual British & Australian citizens. Pre Brexit they could have lived and worked in their choice of 28 EU nations, Australia and New Zealand. Now it’s 3. 120
Reposted by GregMatt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The White House accord on AI that was signed by all the big tech oligarchs today misspells United States as “Unites States.” 44867301840
Greg @gregsmusings.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Similar to my first trip: 4.5 hours Darwin to Sydney, 15 hours to LAX then told we have to wait on the plane for 2 hours because of an issue with immigration processing. Jet lag kicks in, and a few hours later I’ve got a cocktail in one hand and breakfast burrito in the other. 010
Greg @gregsmusings.bsky.social · 30/09/2026static.klipy.comTop Gun: Maverick Says 'That's Classified'ALT: Top Gun: Maverick Says 'That's Classified' 010
Greg @gregsmusings.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Why stop there? Making a sandwich? Hands and get loud. Entering a room? Make sure everyone remembers. Getting on a bus…. 000
Reposted by GregGreeneville Zoo @greenevillezoo.bsky.social · 24/08/2026If you've ever wondered what you'd do during a lion escape, you're doing it right now. 622744
Greg @gregsmusings.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Or a descriptor for what’s left on the road after a truck carrying soft French cheese crashes. 000
Greg @gregsmusings.bsky.social · 25/09/2026That’s a god tier pun.static.klipy.comRyan Gosling Clap Gif - Find & Share On GiphyALT: Ryan Gosling Clap Gif - Find & Share On Giphy 010
Greg @gregsmusings.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Proud dad moment: my son has chosen the movie for his 13th birthday evening: The Death of Stalin. 010
Reposted by GregDan Conlin @convito.bsky.social · 23/09/2026No YOU just bookmarked a recipe from a porn site comment section. 06415
Greg @gregsmusings.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Most Q1 Eliminations of all time. Previously, Lance Stroll (101) New winner: Lance Stroll (102) 130
Greg @gregsmusings.bsky.social · 25/09/2026🧵1/2 F1 Bluesky can rage as much as they like about Lance Stroll, but he broke a record today in Baku! Furthermore, it was his own record that he smashed. 120
Greg @gregsmusings.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Friend: …anyway, I went for a walk, and came back with a baby goat. Me: a baby goat? You gotta be kidding me? Friend: Me: KID-ing Friend: Me: ‘cause a baby goat is called.. Friend: Greg, just stop. 010
Greg @gregsmusings.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Or for Brits: “Joy Division is that band referenced in the the song by The Wombats” youtu.be/ayuooyWPEUc?...youtu.beThe Wombats - Let's Dance To Joy Division [OFFICIAL VIDEO]YouTube video by Roadrunner Records 100
Greg @gregsmusings.bsky.social · 02/09/2026As Dear Leader taught us, the US Continental Army “manned the air…took over the airports…” in 1770, maybe that was so Lincon’s B-29s could nuke the confederates… 140
Reposted by GregMicah @rincewind.run · 01/09/2026a remarkably effective life hack: just be nice to people it's incredible how much goodwill people will extend to you if you're pleasant to them 7353331053
Greg @gregsmusings.bsky.social · 01/09/2026www.maptap.gg September 1 98🔥 100🎯 70😁 80✨ 81✨ Final score: 821 Bonus points to MapTap for recognising the nation of Palestine 🇵🇸. 010
Greg @gregsmusings.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Yeah, I understand, on both points. I don’t have a solution, but I do feel sorry for the everyone who spent their lives learning the art of cartooning 🤷♂️ 150
Greg @gregsmusings.bsky.social · 31/08/2026If it weren’t for the plastic on the seat (and the quality of the image) I’d have assumed that pic was 1880s. 100
Greg @gregsmusings.bsky.social · 31/08/2026He didn’t post this - someone had faked a fake post. …which says something about political discourse in the US right now. 000
Greg @gregsmusings.bsky.social · 31/08/2026You’re using AI imagery to denounce someone for posting AI imagery. 2110
Greg @gregsmusings.bsky.social · 31/08/2026 “…Sailsbury’s and Waitrose abstained.” www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...bbc.co.ukIceland votes against restarting EU membership talksBroadcaster RUV reports that 52.8% of voters rejected the government's proposal to resume accession talks. 000
Greg @gregsmusings.bsky.social · 28/08/2026www.maptap.gg August 28 100🎯 93👑 91🎉 92👑 98🔥 Final score: 945maptap.gg🎯MapTap Daily Geography GamePlay MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers. 000
Greg @gregsmusings.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I know someone who’s flown many fast jet types, she went through USAF test pilot school, and even she speaks with awe about the power of the F-15. The old F-111 is still my all time favourite.static.klipy.comF-111ALT: F-111 010
Greg @gregsmusings.bsky.social · 27/08/2026My dad was, briefly, attached to 75SQN, a very long time ago. I think they were still flying Mirages. He was never a pilot, but scored some joyrides in the back seat of the trainer aircraft. 010
Greg @gregsmusings.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Royal Australian Air Force F-35A over Barunga, Northern Territory, Australia. 2023 Aircraft was so low I shot these with a 200mm lens, and probably damaged my hearing for life. 110
Greg @gregsmusings.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Friend of mine was ATC in Darwin, Australia when the AN-225 was departing. In her words, they “hit the big red button” when she took off, bearly cleared the permiter fence and failed to show up on radar. Turns out they’d left Australia with enough fuel for non-stop to Hostomel, Ukraine. 000
Greg @gregsmusings.bsky.social · 27/08/2026“When NWA say “fuck the police”, do NOT take that literally.” 010
Reposted by GregDr. Sarah Parcak @indyfromspace.bsky.social · 27/08/2026It's a terrible time to be a decent human 118323
Greg @gregsmusings.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Plane is named after the noises I make trying to stand up after CrossFit. 020