greggy @greggy.org · 56mall right, this little ghost boy is your problem now! i think he needs to find his mom or something to move on to the afterlife, he's crying a lot so its hard to make out 120
greggy @greggy.org · 13hFUCK i used my top level spell slot on a ghost but then it turned out to be the ghost of a little kid so i totally wasted it. should have used a cantrip. that ghost kid is GONE man 141
greggy @greggy.org · 28/09/2026any more of these coming up the next couple months? me and mitch were just saying we need to go to JCW soon. 110
Reposted by greggymitch on the web @howintensive.bsky.social · 28/09/2026if anyone needs me i'll be throwing my grampus 061
greggy @greggy.org · 27/09/2026yeah i was thinking there are lots of other monkey's paw type wishes they could do in sequels but thats an interesting angle too. 000
greggy @greggy.org · 27/09/2026the first time i ever heard the world record breaking song 'choosin texas' i thought to myself "damn, thats pretty good for a radio country song". then later that same night i read on bluesky it was the number one record breaker of all time. thats kind of weird www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...rollingstone.comWhat Some Folks Really Mean When They Claim to Have Never Heard 'Choosin' Texas'Claiming to have never heard Ella Langley's record-setting country song 'Choosin' Texas' is similar to saying, 'I listen to anything but country.' 010
greggy @greggy.org · 26/09/2026not telling you your business but i think this might work as a pretty great profile pic 130
greggy @greggy.org · 26/09/2026static.klipy.comVarunishnanda: Keep Going MotivationALT: Varunishnanda: Keep Going Motivation 030
greggy @greggy.org · 26/09/2026The ad agency with the sprite account can’t seem to catch a break. All their commercials have some of the worst actors I’ve ever seen!!! 010
greggy @greggy.org · 26/09/2026theres a spot on the latest YKS where JF calls a guy a greedy pig for breathing too loud that really made me laugh a lot 020
greggy @greggy.org · 25/09/2026"well i almost had a good day. everyone was jamming out all morning to my Roblox playlist, but then after lunch this old guy grabbed the speaker and started playing old rap" 010
greggy @greggy.org · 25/09/2026My coworker had a playlist going for 4 hours this morning of what sounds like pop-punk mixed with circus music. I couldn’t quite make out the lyrics but from the sound of the music I’m guessing they were about 5 night at Freddy’s or Minecraft. I gotta race for the speaker after lunch 130
greggy @greggy.org · 24/09/2026there was a guy who did this when i worked at walgreens, he looked like a troll doll 120
greggy @greggy.org · 23/09/2026i heard they added a new thing to Fortnite. i GOTTA check that out. 130
greggy @greggy.org · 23/09/2026imagining the grinch as one of those people who loves to make small talk about all the little quirks of their body. "i always thought hearts stay the same size all the time so i was SHOCKED when my doctor told me my heart had grown. meanwhile im over here like WHAT?? now my heart is almost TOO big" 030
greggy @greggy.org · 22/09/2026my dream car? gotta be a Bucher Citycat street sweeper. my fantasy: making the streets clean as a whistle everywhere I go. 000
greggy @greggy.org · 22/09/2026sad ufo story- i keep getting abducted by aliens but they change their minds every time when i can tell theyre just about to start the probing type stuff. idk i guess im glad but part of me feels like if we could just get this over with i wouldnt have to wake up out in the back yard every 3 months 070
greggy @greggy.org · 20/09/2026*NOTE save in drafts until eggs are very expensive again* eggs mcduck, scrooge's egg-investing nephew, wants to be just like his uncle, the famous gold coin collector. so he fills his vault full of eggs and dives in, just like his uncle....once. *idk its weird that its a duck smashing a lot of eggs* 030
greggy @greggy.org · 20/09/2026you might want to take another look at all the spaghetti in the movie too 140
greggy @greggy.org · 19/09/2026definitely. you just have to pay for the smash burger. at any restaurant in USA 020
greggy @greggy.org · 19/09/2026also settle the hot dog competition. gotta listen to find out who won!! 110
Reposted by greggymitch on the web @howintensive.bsky.social · 19/09/2026ah! well met, thine fair traveler! wouldest thou want to rest thine weary legs at the inn? mayhaps you listen to the tale of the kingdom of michigan with sir mitch and sir greggy! we tell the tale of the brave knight sir taffer who rescued a tavern in the kingdom! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/e...podcasts.apple.comEpisode 24 - Hot Dog ChampionPodcast Episode · Yes! Michigan! With Mitch and With Greggy · September 15 · 1h 21m 111
greggy @greggy.org · 18/09/2026i think matt damon was probably being intentionally hilarious on SNL. 161
greggy @greggy.org · 17/09/2026youre telling me the only weapon that can kill this guy was destroyed? and i must collect the shards??? what da fuck 050
Reposted by greggycoward @coward.bsky.social · 17/09/2026r/smallbusinessowners My employee Amelia Bedelia is fucking everything up how can i legally fire her 1204
greggy @greggy.org · 16/09/2026ive been embarrassed this whole time to say anything about this whole mess because to be honest with you i dont care for either of these guys music!! 130
greggy @greggy.org · 13/09/2026the quest, right, the quest the quest. sorry. yeah so my tree is a little one right? and i was a little defensive earlier but the fact of the matter is it WOULD be a lot easier if my tree was taller. I could get farther away, like i think with 10 more feet i might be able to get to that speedway. 000
