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The Official Podcast Of Ted -- Prof. of Na'Vi Butthole Theory

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The Official Podcast Of Ted -- Prof. of Na'Vi Butthole Theory @officialorville.space · 6h
The resident evil movie was truly awesome. Also, Hollywood handbook is very funny this week.
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The Official Podcast Of Ted -- Prof. of Na'Vi Butthole Theory @officialorville.space · 27/09/2026
Major newspapers: Glue is the New Goo bsky user: quote tweet about how Glue is actually the old goo
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The Official Podcast Of Ted -- Prof. of Na'Vi Butthole Theory @officialorville.space · 26/09/2026
chargjnv my phon
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@robotam.bsky.social @robotam.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Due to an error in how they dubbed early episodes, lines originally recorded for “the evil professor” accidentally were matched with lil Stewie Griffin
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The Official Podcast Of Ted -- Prof. of Na'Vi Butthole Theory @officialorville.space · 22/09/2026
All the best posters are on X, the everything website.
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The Official Podcast Of Ted -- Prof. of Na'Vi Butthole Theory @officialorville.space · 21/09/2026
Just saw John Cena doing an ad for bread.
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Cliff @nevawda.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I vant to suck your Bud ahahaha
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The Official Podcast Of Ted -- Prof. of Na'Vi Butthole Theory @officialorville.space · 20/09/2026
Shoutout to the Bud Light Dracula
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The Official Podcast Of Ted -- Prof. of Na'Vi Butthole Theory @officialorville.space · 20/09/2026
Bumper sticker: my other car is a Mazda
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The Official Podcast Of Ted -- Prof. of Na'Vi Butthole Theory @officialorville.space · 20/09/2026
They’re gonna Jeffrey Epstein Ed Sheeran and say we bullied him into suicide for fighting against anti-semitism.
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The Official Podcast Of Ted -- Prof. of Na'Vi Butthole Theory @officialorville.space · 17/09/2026
If the patriots never win again at least I can pretend to be happy that Robert craft is unhappy. But he’s also still a billionaire and makes some good money off his macaroni and cheese so maybe I’ll just stop eating that instead.
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The Official Podcast Of Ted -- Prof. of Na'Vi Butthole Theory @officialorville.space · 16/09/2026
I’ve decided to stay out of this Ed Sheeran debacle. Him and Mac are both close friends. Hope they can work this out.
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The Official Podcast Of Ted -- Prof. of Na'Vi Butthole Theory @officialorville.space · 05/09/2026
A bird having a dream where his feathers fall off in front of the whole flock.
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The Official Podcast Of Ted -- Prof. of Na'Vi Butthole Theory @officialorville.space · 04/09/2026
If you see me acting fake, you must’ve seen somebody else. Always keep it real. OG thought of the day.
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The Official Podcast Of Ted -- Prof. of Na'Vi Butthole Theory @officialorville.space · 03/09/2026
This guy was telling me about this artist who put a shark in a tank in a museum and the whole conversation I imagined it was like an anti-war thing because there was a shark inside an artillery tank.
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The Official Podcast Of Ted -- Prof. of Na'Vi Butthole Theory @officialorville.space · 02/09/2026
Do our fans want another podcast episode? What should it be about? Scott Grimes on ER?
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The Official Podcast Of Ted -- Prof. of Na'Vi Butthole Theory @officialorville.space · 02/09/2026
harry Potter should look to camera in episode 1 and say “I disagree with my creator on several issues!”
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The Official Podcast Of Ted -- Prof. of Na'Vi Butthole Theory @officialorville.space · 29/08/2026
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The Official Podcast Of Ted -- Prof. of Na'Vi Butthole Theory @officialorville.space · 27/08/2026
This ”artist” at the bar was talking about what how something wasn’t art and I jumped in and said isn’t anything art though? and it started a 45 minute conversation that I wasn’t even a part of. Felt so good.
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The Official Podcast Of Ted -- Prof. of Na'Vi Butthole Theory @officialorville.space · 27/08/2026
What can I say… I just got that crazy vibe.
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The Official Podcast Of Ted -- Prof. of Na'Vi Butthole Theory @officialorville.space · 25/08/2026
Lot of my friends were real dirt bags growing up, real pieces of shit. But they had good hearts.
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The Official Podcast Of Ted -- Prof. of Na'Vi Butthole Theory @officialorville.space · 20/08/2026
Let me make this clear for you, boss. I wasn’t late for work today. That was a character I perform as called Childish Gambino. You don’t arrest James Gandolfini for the crimes of Tony Soprano… you see, Childish Gambino was late.
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The Official Podcast Of Ted -- Prof. of Na'Vi Butthole Theory @officialorville.space · 19/08/2026
Yikes, my post went viral, and Ive been told it is AI and misinformation. What a fool I am! I recognize my mistake, but it is too late. The post really must stay up. I fear deleting it would deprive the world of a moral lesson. Learn from my mistakes, like them, and retweet them.
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The Official Podcast Of Ted -- Prof. of Na'Vi Butthole Theory @officialorville.space · 18/08/2026
I went to the wrong precinct they said I couldn’t vote so I told them they were doing classic voter suppression
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The Official Podcast Of Ted -- Prof. of Na'Vi Butthole Theory @officialorville.space · 14/08/2026
Shout out to J squad
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The Official Podcast Of Ted -- Prof. of Na'Vi Butthole Theory @officialorville.space · 12/08/2026
I made this 5 years ago
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The Official Podcast Of Ted -- Prof. of Na'Vi Butthole Theory @officialorville.space · 11/08/2026
Commenting on instagram reel of Royce White in a wig and dress: ”this is called a humiliation ritual, look it up.”
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sleeves @itsmesleeves.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
han solo shoulda said “facts” instead of “i know”
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The Official Podcast Of Ted -- Prof. of Na'Vi Butthole Theory @officialorville.space · 10/08/2026
I know I’m Ted the bear.
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coward @coward.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
larry david is BACK with a new thing that sucks so bad it makes you scared to rewatch any curb your enthusiasm episodes in case that actually always sucked too
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The Official Podcast Of Ted -- Prof. of Na'Vi Butthole Theory @officialorville.space · 08/08/2026
They wrote a book about your dick
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The Official Podcast Of Ted -- Prof. of Na'Vi Butthole Theory @officialorville.space · 07/08/2026
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The Official Podcast Of Ted -- Prof. of Na'Vi Butthole Theory @officialorville.space · 07/08/2026
just learned DJ Mustard married Celine Dijon
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The Official Podcast Of Ted -- Prof. of Na'Vi Butthole Theory @officialorville.space · 05/08/2026
I’m lowkey trying to secure funding from dark money groups
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The Official Podcast Of Ted -- Prof. of Na'Vi Butthole Theory @officialorville.space · 04/08/2026
The Odyssey in imax was one of the best movie going experiences I’ve ever had. You did it again cuzzo (I call christopher nolan cuzzo)
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The Official Podcast Of Ted -- Prof. of Na'Vi Butthole Theory @officialorville.space · 02/08/2026
Enough about Palantir, grab a pal 👬 and tear 😢 up through introspective conversation shedding the stigmas of men’s mental health.
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The Official Podcast Of Ted -- Prof. of Na'Vi Butthole Theory @officialorville.space · 31/07/2026
please don’t go see the new spider-man movie I don’t want them to make any more
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The Official Podcast Of Ted -- Prof. of Na'Vi Butthole Theory @officialorville.space · 30/07/2026
It’s me. the only person on Earth who think Fauci sucks for the right reasons.
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The Official Podcast Of Ted -- Prof. of Na'Vi Butthole Theory @officialorville.space · 28/07/2026
A character named legolas has both his legs… the irony is not missed on me Mr Tolkien!
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The Official Podcast Of Ted -- Prof. of Na'Vi Butthole Theory @officialorville.space · 28/07/2026
just trained 3 frogs to say budweiser
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The Official Podcast Of Ted -- Prof. of Na'Vi Butthole Theory @officialorville.space · 28/07/2026
Nolan should’ve called it The Modesty and it should’ve been about dressing appropriately!!
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The Official Podcast Of Ted -- Prof. of Na'Vi Butthole Theory @officialorville.space · 26/07/2026
Which avengers doomsday character are you? I’m avenger.
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The Official Podcast Of Ted -- Prof. of Na'Vi Butthole Theory @officialorville.space · 25/07/2026
You saw Lee Cronin’s The Mummy
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The Official Podcast Of Ted -- Prof. of Na'Vi Butthole Theory @officialorville.space · 19/07/2026
I clicked on the “discover“ tab and it said “We’re sorry, there is nothing left to discover. You’ve seen all the world has to offer and are ready to make your judgement.” im just happy it didn’t happen on caturday! 😂
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The Official Podcast Of Ted -- Prof. of Na'Vi Butthole Theory @officialorville.space · 19/07/2026
Oysters were bourgeois anyway. Logging is for real working class. but look I’ve always said as long as the thing you destroy is a vital filter of its ecosystem you’ve got my vote.
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The Official Podcast Of Ted -- Prof. of Na'Vi Butthole Theory @officialorville.space · 17/07/2026
nobody asked but it hurts me and I am compelled to say I do not think the new infowars stuff is funny and I wish Tim would do something else 🫣
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The Official Podcast Of Ted -- Prof. of Na'Vi Butthole Theory @officialorville.space · 16/07/2026
Wow. Just watched The Rise of Gru. Incredible story.
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The Official Podcast Of Ted -- Prof. of Na'Vi Butthole Theory @officialorville.space · 13/07/2026
Odysseus using the temporal pincer movement?
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The Official Podcast Of Ted -- Prof. of Na'Vi Butthole Theory @officialorville.space · 12/07/2026
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The Official Podcast Of Ted -- Prof. of Na'Vi Butthole Theory @officialorville.space · 10/07/2026
I wish there was a website where people weren’t insane.
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