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Dr. Gregory House

@greg-house.bsky.social
84 followers 66 following 154 posts

Board Certified Diagnostician at Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital. Everybody lies.

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Dr. Gregory House @greg-house.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
How many of my followers on here are autistic
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Dr. Gregory House @greg-house.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
I'm still alive
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Dr. Gregory House @greg-house.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Burn you stupid bitch
A cat sitting in a car seat, with the screen saying "My owner will be back soon. Don't worry! The Oven is on and it's 371°F"
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Dr. Gregory House @greg-house.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
15 MG OF MOUSE BITES, STAT
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Dr. Gregory House @greg-house.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Bazinga
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Magical Girl Intern (maggi) @magicalgirlintern.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Your word is the law, Dr Gregory House
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✦ LillithVexx ✦ COMMS OPEN ✦ @lillithvexx.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Please enjoy my latest updated version of Detox that I’ve been struggling to draw for about a year.. I think I may actually like this one #housemd #housemdfanart #fanart
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Fat Apollo, baby! @fatapollo.myatproto.social · 27/06/2025
HOUSE MD game screen showing an open mouth House with his mouth open at the circus
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Dr. Gregory House @greg-house.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
He looks like he just went to the bathroom in the other room and came to tell you about it
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✦ LillithVexx ✦ COMMS OPEN ✦ @lillithvexx.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
I have a collection of reskinned House MD drawings to match some of my OCs lol
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✦ LillithVexx ✦ COMMS OPEN ✦ @lillithvexx.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
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Dr. Gregory House @greg-house.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
//ooc I really wanna recruit different house md characters as part of this whole parody thing I'll have my inbox open so DM me if you are interested in running your own account, but Wilson is off limits (already taken)
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phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
rugged individualist hamburger. hamburger that pulls itself up by the bootstraps. hamburger that doesn't need a fucking helper
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Dr. Gregory House @greg-house.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
A trans woman runs this account She doesn't give me my vicodin until I post
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Dr. Gregory House @greg-house.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
At 69 followers I'll reveal something about the person behind this account cus she's a bitch
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Dr. Gregory House @greg-house.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Feed me dirt
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ellis dex 🌟 @ellisdex.itch.io · 20/07/2025
he's helping me stop procrastinating
A pencil post it note drawing. It's Dr House from the TV show House, an older man with wide eyes and a frown, from an angle where he appears to be staring into a security camera. The angle has caused a fish eye effect, making his left eye and nose very large, and the other parts of him smaller. On the left, in all caps, it says HE NEEDS VIDEO GAMES TO LIVE.
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Dr. Gregory House @greg-house.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
House Em Deez Nuts
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Dr. Gregory House @greg-house.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
A patient just asked me what her pin to her credit card was
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Dr. Gregory House @greg-house.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Oh man this is gonna be so funny
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Dr. Gregory House @greg-house.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Wilson I'm gay let's fuck
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Dr. Gregory House @greg-house.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
They made this game so realistic
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Dr. Gregory House @greg-house.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Fuck Donald Trump
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ijnfuso @ijnfuso.org · 23/05/2025
this is how i feel whenever my leg goes numb for a brief moment
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Dr. Gregory House @greg-house.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
I call this Vicodin, rhymes with Grug
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Dr. Gregory House @greg-house.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
"I like to go in and randomly bother the oncologist because he's required to listen to me talk"
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Dr. Gregory House @greg-house.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Do you think Cuddy will fire me if I drug her again
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Dr. Gregory House @greg-house.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Be not afraid, Wilson
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Dr. Gregory House @greg-house.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
I need Wilson
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Dr. Gregory House @greg-house.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Ran out of tweet ideas, what brand is your microwave?
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Lee 🏳️‍⚧️ @lionflower83.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Through friendship and magic mpreg is always possible ✨💙
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Dr. Gregory House @greg-house.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Re-watching the Wilson sex tape right now
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Dr. Gregory House @greg-house.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
I'm not gay
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Dr. Gregory House @greg-house.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
How I look at Cuddy after she tells me I can't infect my patient with the Bubonic plague
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Dr. Gregory House @greg-house.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Still no vicodin Or a Wilson... yet.
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Dr. Gregory House @greg-house.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
I need vicodin
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Dr. Gregory House @greg-house.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Cuddy took my phone away my bad
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Dr. Gregory House @greg-house.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Trans rights.
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Veronica Fia Roe @veronica-roe.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Every episode of House MD
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Dr. Gregory House @greg-house.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Taking a shit right now
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Dr. Gregory House @greg-house.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
I'm too quick for them though
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Dr. Gregory House @greg-house.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Thank God for lesbians
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Dr. Gregory House @greg-house.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
That's my favorite doctor from TV
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Emma™ @cockremover.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
never admit i'm wrong
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3 pumpkins in a trench coat @robotpinemarten.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
You’d steal Wilson’s lunch, stock up on Vicodin and lock yourself in your apartment then spend everyday mocking anti vaxxers online and ignoring Cuddy’s phone calls
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Dr. Gregory House @greg-house.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Dude... fuck yes.
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
a friend sent this to me and all i can say is that i would watch the fuck out of this
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Dr. Gregory House @greg-house.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
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Dr. Gregory House @greg-house.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Wilson won't frot with me 😑😑
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Dr. Gregory House @greg-house.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
"Hippocratic oath" Literally don't care
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