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Martin of KW17 @greavsie.bsky.social · 23h

I once held the lid on a blender when making carrot soup. Plastered the ceiling in soup and received significant burns. #TheArchers

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Martin of KW17 @greavsie.bsky.social · 23h

“I don’t want her to think we disapprove”, said Lizzie, disapprovingly. #TheArchers

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Martin of KW17 @greavsie.bsky.social · 23h

Another late shift**, another break timed to coincide with #TheArchers. Getting good at this. **also did the early shift 😴

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Martin of KW17 @greavsie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Goodness me Carpet Burns clearly has a lot to say for himself. #TheArchers

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Martin of KW17 @greavsie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Gave up all chocolate, sweet treats, desserts etc. a month ago to try and get rid of exercise induced heartburn. Unintended consequence: have lost 1.7kg.

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Martin of KW17 @greavsie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

The children of the two most annoying residents of Ambridge, itself a high bar, are super annoying? Who knew. #TheArchers

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Martin of KW17 @greavsie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Brookfield’s got plenty of land, surely they’d provide space for a dog field. #TheArchers

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Martin of KW17 @greavsie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

She didn’t give up, Alan droned her to death. #TheArchers

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Martin of KW17 @greavsie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Another late shift, another genius contrivance to get my break when #TheArchers is on.

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Martin of KW17 @greavsie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Carol died of chronic toast poisoning. I knew it. #TheArchers

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Martin of KW17 @greavsie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Once again I’ve contrived my break on the late shift to coincide with #TheArchers. Skillz.

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Martin of KW17 @greavsie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Ruth and Stella discussing lubricant? 👀 #TheArchers

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Dave Andress @davidandress.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

1. HE HAS A BOOK OUT. 2. SEE 1.

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Martin of KW17 @greavsie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Come on Carol, hurry up and croak it, there’s only ten minutes of the omnibus left. #TheArchers

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Gourdo! 🎃 @posting.fan · 18/09/2026

people will still try and tell you, with a straight face, that Isreal is not an apartheid state

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Martin of KW17 @greavsie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Birthing Centre? As in hospital ffs? #TheArchers

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Martin of KW17 @greavsie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

When I’m old I hope I’m as grumpy as Tony. Something to aspire to. #TheArchers

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Martin of KW17 @greavsie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Timed my break at work to be here for tonight’s #TheArchers 🙌🏻

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The Empty City @davidallengreen.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

We should be very British about this new independent nation by invading it and claiming it for the Crown. www.bbc.com/news/article...

bbc.com

Piddington in Oxfordshire votes to leave UK over asylum plans

Piddington residents vote over proposals to house up to 1,256 male asylum seekers nearby.

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Pete Fraser @petefrasermusic.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

In the movie version of this, after Piddington runs out of food water and money as a result of leaving the UK, the residents apply for asylum and end up housed in a military base, with HILARIOUS consequences. www.bbc.com/news/article...

bbc.com

Piddington in Oxfordshire votes to leave UK over asylum plans

Piddington residents voted over proposals to house up to 1,256 male asylum seekers nearby

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Martin of KW17 @greavsie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

All he had to do was say was that if they’re not playing then I’m not playing. It’s not like he needs the money. That he didn’t do so tells us all we need to know.

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Hassinator @hassinator.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

a great letter in the times today. perhaps worth sharing in these troubled times. #RNLI #heroes

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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Short film about hope www.reddit.com/r/funny/s/CG...

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Martin of KW17 @greavsie.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Lily, he’s only looking for a baby mama. Surely it’s obvious? #TheArchers

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Martin of KW17 @greavsie.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Dark as midnight on a moonless night. Much needed on the 0615 shift.

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Martin of KW17 @greavsie.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

That’s two if not three “right you are” s already. #thearchers #rightyouare

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Martin of KW17 @greavsie.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Introduce yourself with ten acts you’ve seen live: Genesis Rush Judie Tzuke Joni Mitchell Taylor Swift Van Halen Kraftwerk Dollar Tangerine Dream Fleetwood Mac

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Martin of KW17 @greavsie.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I’ve rewatched all 8 series of Homeland over the past few weeks. I’m increasingly convinced that it was a documentary sent from the future. CIA chief travels to Moscow for unannounced talks, US media reports www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

bbc.co.uk

CIA chief travels to Moscow for unannounced talks, US media reports

Flight tracking data confirms an American military aircraft travelled to Russia from the US via Latvia on Tuesday.

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Martin of KW17 @greavsie.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Raw Alistair? That’s a funny way to pronounce relief. #TheArchers

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Martin of KW17 @greavsie.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

An uncertain fete Linda? Two in one week? #TheArchers

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Martin of KW17 @greavsie.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

If you look closely you can see Brian, Jennydahling and Kate. And the milk churns Brian used to hide the lucrative poison that ended up in the Am. #TheArchers

Photo shows the box of a 500 piece jigsaw puzzle. The artwork shows an idyllic farm scene with farmhouse, cottages, a man in a suit, a woman wearing an apron and a head covering and a small child at her size. There are some white geese in the farmyard.

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Martin of KW17 @greavsie.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

How is it not obvious to the three of them that the B&B guests let Monty out? It’s obvious to me as it must be to all of us. #TheArchers

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Martin of KW17 @greavsie.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

TIL that the French for egg yolk translates literally to yellow of egg.

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Jenn 🎶 🌿 🪻 🧶 🧵 ☮️ @swanljenn.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Sad to hear about the death of Patricia Greene who played Jill Archer. I hope the BBC will spend more time on her than on Ann Widdecombe. #r4today #TheArchers

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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Glastonbury 2007, midnight. Got back to my tent & needed to shit, so I dropped my load in a carrier bag. Like an Olympic hammer thrower, I swung it round my head and flung it into the darkness. I heard it land; someone shouted 'oi!' followed by 'err, you dirty bastard'. Soz.

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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

The fuck kind of headline is this

New York Times - Mitch McConnell accused of being mostly dead

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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Just imagining a scenario where England won the world cup and Count Binface won the Clacton by election...

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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

On my way, Clacton.

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Steve Peers @stevepeers.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Clacton by election cancelled after FIFA clears Farage of all allegations of wrongdoing /s

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Sarah Murphy @13sarahmurphy.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

So, a joke MP with 5 houses bought for cash, links to criminality and a £5Mill ‘gift’ in his bank… is so enraged at being held to account… that he resigns from the MP role he never did anyway…and demands a “people v the establishment” by-election to vote him back in. What an insufferable wanker.

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Martin of KW17 @greavsie.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Con announcer just said that Adam is on the verge of giving up. One can but hope. #TheArchers

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