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Martin of KW17

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Did I tell you about the time Lucy Porter said my name on Radio 4?

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Martin of KW17 @greavsie.bsky.social · 14h
Could have been worse. We were spared Adam. #TheArchers
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Martin of KW17 @greavsie.bsky.social · 14h
How realistic is it for Ambridge to have its own vet practice? On our island with a population of 20,000 ish and around 400 farms there are two vet practices and both are in the main town. #TheArchers
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Martin of KW17 @greavsie.bsky.social · 14h
Same. Plus George and Amber. #TheArchers
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Martin of KW17 @greavsie.bsky.social · 14h
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Carry On Matron: Shocked Man
ALT: Carry On Matron: Shocked Man
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Martin of KW17 @greavsie.bsky.social · 14h
Liar liar pants on fire. #TheArchers
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Martin of KW17 @greavsie.bsky.social · 14h
You might not be broody Lily, but Harassment definitely is. #TheArchers
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Martin of KW17 @greavsie.bsky.social · 14h
And instead we hear from Alan. 😴 #TheArchers
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Martin of KW17 @greavsie.bsky.social · 14h
Also signing. #TheArchers
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Martin of KW17 @greavsie.bsky.social · 14h
Singing in from the late shift. Timed my break perfectly again. #TheArchers
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Euan @euan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the German Greens didn’t even support a ceasefire in Gaza btw
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Martin of KW17 @greavsie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I climber up and brought him down the ladder. Idiot cat: the sequel. A couple of weeks later he got stuck up a much bigger tree in a garden we couldn’t reach. Got himself down just fine.
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James Murray @james-bg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The pitch here seems to be, ‘we’ll build the houses and infrastructure we failed to build during the 14 years we were in government, but we’ll do it in the most damaging and lowest quality way possible’. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
theguardian.com
Tories to pledge to scrap Environment Agency and Natural England
Shadow chancellor will also promise to scrap affordable homes regulations as part of strategy to refocus on growth
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Martin of KW17 @greavsie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Our muppet of a cat got himself stuck up the neighbour’s tree. While I was getting a ladder: Neighbour: “do you think he’s ok?” Mrs G: “I think he’s an idiot”. Goes for all cats I think.
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Martin of KW17 @greavsie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Probably the last time Brian was ecstatic about daughter Kate, mr continuity announcer man. #TheArchers
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Martin of KW17 @greavsie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Keira is being bullied at school or something? Shame. #TheArchers
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Martin of KW17 @greavsie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
TBH I think most of the Ambridge youth are there solely to caution against having children. #TheArchers
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Martin of KW17 @greavsie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Though this is NOT what I am here for. #TheArchers
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Martin of KW17 @greavsie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I am SO here for tonight’s #TheArchers. Popcorn at the ready.
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Martin of KW17 @greavsie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I absolutely wouldn’t put it past him.
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Martin of KW17 @greavsie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Foursome! #TheArchers
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Martin of KW17 @greavsie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He auditioned for Dross when they had a go at getting the band back together. #TheArchers
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Martin of KW17 @greavsie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Indeed bsky.app/profile/allt...
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Martin of KW17 @greavsie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
…because … bsky.app/profile/allt... #TheArchers
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Martin of KW17 @greavsie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Excellent point, well made. #TheArchers
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Martin of KW17 @greavsie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“Can I ask where you’re going” “No”. Chef’s kiss. #TheArchers
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Martin of KW17 @greavsie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Why is Carpet Burns persisting in rubbing salt in Fallon’s wounds? #TheArchers
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Martin of KW17 @greavsie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Currently 14° on Orkney too! Mind you with the wind chill💨 #TheArchers
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Martin of KW17 @greavsie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Even if he’s not in the cast we may yet here his thoughts at a later date 🍿 #TheArchers
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Martin of KW17 @greavsie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Here on time Miss 🫡 #TheArchers
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Martin of KW17 @greavsie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sorry Harrison, seeing someone else literally does mean you’ve moved on. #TheArchers
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The Orkney News @theorkneynews.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
At 06:30 this morning a large fishing boat ran aground close to the base of Old Man of Hoy. A Mayday was transmitted and Stromness Lifeboat - Violet Dorothy and Kathleen - was quickly on the scene.
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Martin of KW17 @greavsie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
OF COURSE Amber didn’t know. As Soosan knew perfectly well. Just stirring it as usual. #TheArchers
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Martin of KW17 @greavsie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Currently running two minutes behind, had to pity the bins out. Middle class woes and that. #TheArchers
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Martin of KW17 @greavsie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’ve heard of it.
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Martin of KW17 @greavsie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ah.
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Martin of KW17 @greavsie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I once held the lid on a blender when making carrot soup. Plastered the ceiling in soup and received significant burns. #TheArchers
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Martin of KW17 @greavsie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Leyton? Ex-Walthamstow meeself. #TheArchers
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Martin of KW17 @greavsie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“I don’t want her to think we disapprove”, said Lizzie, disapprovingly. #TheArchers
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Martin of KW17 @greavsie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
There’s a fantastic assortment of names during the closing credits of the wonderful John Hughes film She’s Having A Baby: m.youtube.com/watch?v=VLyP... #TheArchers
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She's Having a Baby (John Hughes) End Credits Cameos
YouTube video by ManticoreEscapee
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Martin of KW17 @greavsie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Another late shift**, another break timed to coincide with #TheArchers. Getting good at this. **also did the early shift 😴
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Martin of KW17 @greavsie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I shall wear it with pride. #TheArchers
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Martin of KW17 @greavsie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Signing in 🫡 #TheArchers
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Martin of KW17 @greavsie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Goodness me Carpet Burns clearly has a lot to say for himself. #TheArchers
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Martin of KW17 @greavsie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
That none spring to mind tells me a lot about the resident of Ambridge. #TheArchers
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Martin of KW17 @greavsie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ages later! Well yes still half a mile up the road, if you lie 1400 half miles end to end. Life is completely brilliant. Pretty much every part of life is greatly improved. Except maybe the 6.15am shifts .. have gone from the Big Job to swimming pool lifeguard. Early sometimes but no stress.
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Martin of KW17 @greavsie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Gave up all chocolate, sweet treats, desserts etc. a month ago to try and get rid of exercise induced heartburn. Unintended consequence: have lost 1.7kg.
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Martin of KW17 @greavsie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
🤣
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Martin of KW17 @greavsie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The children of the two most annoying residents of Ambridge, itself a high bar, are super annoying? Who knew. #TheArchers
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Martin of KW17 @greavsie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Thank you! It’s almost as if my previous big time job required advanced strategic planning! 😀
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Martin of KW17 @greavsie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Brookfield’s got plenty of land, surely they’d provide space for a dog field. #TheArchers
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